Chapter 2 There are some places that can't be bombed
The sun and the moon are gone, and the years are not with me.
Su Muyang seems to be in heaven, but he will fall into hell at any time.
The old licking dog brought by Father-in-law Qian was ready at this time, just waiting for an order from the eunuch Father-in-law Li.
And Su Muyang and Su Gongzi have just come back to their senses.
"Hey, system, licking dogs' spirituality is higher than yours! You still ask a ball? It must be opened, do you want to wait for me to be cut off before you open it? I don't have any underneath me, so what's the use? I'm really drunk!"
How melancholy Su Muyang felt at the moment: "I suddenly want to walk the dog, I won't cheat my father, I don't need your father to command." With my excellence, I only walk a dog, and I can't take care of it more, it pulls me, and I am relieved to be pulled by it. ”
There is no anger in the system of blowing up the sky in turns, although Su Muyang is grinning so much, it can judge and understand Su Muyang's words.
"Ding! Open the Fried Sky Starter Pack. ”
"This world is the Xuanqi world, adjust the cultivation parameters to match the most reasonable cultivation resources of the host. ”
"Start loading...... 1%、2%、5%、7%、10%、11%、13%、15%......”
Su Muyang's heart: Your father has a tail (pronouncing yi)ba!
"Cultivation resources rationalization loading completed!"
"Ding, the Bombing Heaven Novice Gift Pack, a gift reward, the host 'Su Muyang' Xuanqi Cultivation Heavenly Gong, the Chaos Taixuan True Body, and a copy of the "True Ape Body". ”
"The second gift rewards the host 'Su Muyang' with a fried rice with green pepper and shredded pork. ”
"The three gifts reward the host 'Su Muyang' with a prostitution and intimidation card. ”
"The four gifts reward the host 'Su Muyang' with a low-grade shape-shifting and empty card. ”
"Your grandma has a leg, system!" Su Muyang is dying.
When he saw that the system rewarded him for cultivating Heavenly Skill with Xuan Qi, Su Muyang's heart was full of anticipation and excitement, but the next reward made his face darker and darker.
If it weren't for being tied to a flat plank on all sides, the current situation would not allow Su Muyang to scream at all, and he would have been unable to scold.
"What kind of!" Su Muyang's consciousness roared in his mind: "System, what's going on, why do you even reward a fried rice with shredded pork with green peppers?"
"What else do you say about matching the most rational cultivation resources of the host? Your uncle is a troll! In addition to being edible, what is the use of green pepper shredded pork fried rice at such a critical time?"
"And what's the intimidating card? Shapeshift? Oh, shapeshifter can be a little useful. What's the use of this obscene and intimidating card?"
"You can explain it to me!"
Su Muyang was about to collapse.
"Ding! The host's current possession of the item needs to be explained, and the instruction manual is loaded. ”
Su Muyang: I don't have a fuck!
Still can't help but wow, I cry.
What is this special Shenma broken beeping system, Android 2.0?
What's more, the Android 2.0 system of antique mobile phones is stronger than it!
Sincerely, it's worse than the rotten system of old antique mobile phones from earlier ancient times.
However, just when Su Muyang wanted to cry without tears, the chief eunuch Li Gonggong gave an order to the old licking dog.
"Kneel and lick, go up and lick me underneath him. ”
Father-in-law Qian also continued: "Kneel and lick, go up and lick, lick his underneath, go up and lick it!"
It sounds like these fathers-in-law are excited.
It's all the Demon King!
Su Muyang's chrysanthemum shrank slightly, and a burst of anticipation and the pain of losing his body were intertwined, which made his heart extremely conflicted.
In the next second, Su Muyang felt a chill.
"Oh, no, I'm still a virgin, I can't lose myself to an old licking dog!"
Su Muyang let out a miserable howl, and then he felt his third leg being lifted up.
"Xiao Suzi, we are all virgins before we are clean! After experiencing this transformation, you will definitely thank this kneeling lick in the second half of your life. ”
"That kind of comfort will definitely be something you will never forget. ”
The eunuch Li Gonggong pinched the orchid finger in his hand, and said to Su Muyang with a ruddy and bewitching face.
"Host, item description begins. ”
"Fried rice with shredded pork with green peppers, the host will gain 250 experience points after eating it. ”
"Obscene and intimidating cards, also known as fox and fake tiger signs. The inferior obscene threat card can burst out with obscenity and suppress the Xuan Qi master who is not higher than the ninth order of Xuan Shuai. ”
"PS: It can only have a deterrent effect, and it is recommended that the host flee quickly when it is used, because the anger of a fooled handsome master is not at all something that the host can bear. ”
"Shapeshifting through the empty card, instantaneous space symbol. The lower-grade shapeshifting and piercing card can make the host teleport a distance of 1,000 kilometers under the action of the power of space. ”
The introduction of the system has been completed, but Su Muyang has no mind and time to listen during this period!
At the beginning of reading the manual of the rotating bombing system, Su Muyang felt that the third leg that had been lifted up was refreshed.
A terrifying chill struck Su Muyang's body and mind.
I'm broken! I'm broken! I'm **! I'm **......
Su Muyang completely lost himself, and couldn't believe that he was just dripping (River Crab Divine Beast) like this, and he was not a virgin.
It's tragic!
"Kneel and lick, why don't you lick it? I smeared your favorite lychee honey on it. You didn't like to lick bones before, so we smeared them with lychee honey, so don't you just go up and start licking them happily?"
"Why, are you unhappy today?
The chief eunuch Li Gonggong patiently persuaded the old licking dog, but the old licking dog kept whining when he lowered his head, and did not step forward to drill Su Muyang's crotch.
Another village!
Su Muyang was so excited that he was about to cry.
It's really a good licking dog, I haven't lost it yet, but I've lost a layer of lychee honey.
Su Muyang's spirit was shocked, and there was a slight tendency to raise his head below.
"System, hurry up! You read, you read it quickly! When you're done, let me get up, I don't want to be ruined!"
Su Muyang was anxious, for fear that it would be too late, so he really let Gonggong Li persuade the old licking dog successfully.
"Host, I've finished reading. ”
"It's over?,What's next?No.?Are you really a Nokia old man?This system is too bad!"
Su Muyang feels that life is really gloomy, what kind of bad fate is this.
Lao Tzu will be a turtle in the next life! The turtle can still be a thousand-year-old king, and what about a 10,000-year-old turtle?
"Ding, did the host eat fried rice with shredded pork with green peppers?"
"Eat, eat, eat, know how to eat...... Forget it, let's eat something before you die, don't you always act like this before being beheaded on TV. ”
Su Muyang's voice fell, and he felt that there were more shredded meat and rice grains between his mouths.
"Well, it smells so good!"
This is not a real fragrance warning, Su Muyang really thinks it is very delicious.
"Ding! The host eats fried rice with shredded pork with green peppers and earns 250 experience points. ”
"Experience points, eating experience, eating experience points, having a ham sausage!"
Su Muyang was in a trance, the old man's machine system was still playing me, it was too much.
"Ding, does the host learn Xuan Qi to cultivate the Heavenly Skill, the "Chaos Taixuan True Body" sub-volume, "True Ape Body"?"
"You!ah...... Learn!"
"Ding! The host 'Su Muyang' has learned the Xuan Qi and cultivated the Heavenly Skill, and the "Chaos Taixuan True Body" sub-volume "True Ape Body" has begun to upgrade. ”
"The host 'Su Muyang' has 250 experience points, and the Xuan disciple consumes 10 points every time he rises to the next level. ”
"Congratulations to the host 'Su Muyang' for his upgrade, and the Xuan Qi realm has been upgraded to the first order of Xuan Qi. ”
"Congratulations to the host 'Su Muyang' for his upgrade, and the Xuan Qi realm has been upgraded to the second order of Xuan Qi. ”
"Congratulations to the host 'Su Muyang' for his upgrade, and the Xuan Qi realm has been upgraded to the third order of Xuan Qi. ”
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"Congratulations to the host 'Su Muyang' for his upgrade, and the Xuan Qi realm has been upgraded to the ninth order of Xuan Qi. ”
"Congratulations to the host 'Su Muyang' for consuming 100 experience points, breaking through the realm and leveling up, and becoming a mysticist. Each level of Xuan Shi consumes 20 points. ”
"Congratulations to the host 'Su Muyang' for upgrading, and the Xuanqi realm has been upgraded to the first order of Xuanshi. ”
"Congratulations to the host 'Su Muyang' for upgrading, and the Xuan Qi realm has been upgraded to the second order of the Xuan Shi. ”
"Congratulations to the host 'Su Muyang' for upgrading, and the Xuan Qi realm has been upgraded to the third order of Xuanshi. ”
"Above, the upgrade is complete. ”
Su Muyang really wants to die.
The process of upgrading was like being stimulated by a refreshing and transparent electric current, and the feeling as if he was a happy fairy made him cry out with great refreshment.
"Oh, look at him, it's so refreshing to smear a little lychee honey, kneel and lick you quickly, cool him!"
Father-in-law Qian had been persuading the old licking dog to kneel and lick for a long time, and when he heard Su Muyang's refreshing voice and looked at the intoxicated expression on Su Muyang's face, he persuaded him to kneel and lick again.
This time, kneeling and licking could no longer resist the humming of a group of old eunuchs, and suddenly walked over and lay under Su Muyang's crotch.
"Bah! old licking dog, die to Lao Tzu!"
In the dark, Su Muyang felt a huge threat coming, and he burst into an instant kicking the old licking dog that was flying and kneeling and licking.
"There are some places that cannot be bombed! If you dare to violate my taboo, you must have the consciousness of being destroyed. ”
Su Muyang stood coquettishly on the wooden plank, looked at the group of old eunuchs condescendingly and said.