Chapter 593 - If you don't slap your face, why are you unreasonable (second update)
Chapter 593 If you don't slap your face, why are you unreasonable (ask for subscriptions, rewards)
"Cheap Master?"
Lotte was familiar with this voice and opened his mouth to shout.
But these words, no matter how you listen to them, make people feel a little uncomfortable.
What is "cheap master", why do you add the word "cheap", is the old man very cheap?
In the clouds, the old man of Tianji, who was dressed in fairy wind bones, was in a staggering shape, and almost fell down.
The fisherman and the old man naturally have some kind of secret and special means of communication, or rely on air fluctuations, or transmit sound into the secret, in short, the fisherman "heard" the ethereal voice.
The fisherman lifted the stick, hugged his fists with both hands towards Gu Bei, his face returned to his old and ordinary appearance, and he carried an empty fish basket beside him and walked towards the other end of the single-plank bridge.
Gu Bei and the two followed until they crossed the single-plank bridge, and the scene in front of them suddenly became open.
Here, it's really the singing of birds and flowers, not an illusion.
In the small courtyard of the fence, a thatched house.
Next to the thatched hut stands a roulette wheel that is more than five meters high, made of unknown materials.
On the roulette, the carved patterns are mysterious, making people feel a little dizzy at a glance.
Even when Gu Bei saw this roulette equipment, he couldn't help but feel that his eyes lit up.
And Lotte was immediately attracted by this huge roulette wheel with a pair of beautiful eyes, so he took the initiative to let go of Gu Bei's hand and walked towards the roulette wheel by himself.
Beautiful eyes stared at the roulette wheel without blinking, and Lotte Yi seemed to have fallen into some kind of illusion, his face showed a hint of curiosity, and he stood quietly next to the roulette.
The old fisherman did not enter this small fence, and he did not know where to go.
Seeing Lotte Yi's state, Gu Bei glanced sideways slightly, but he didn't intend to wake up the girl, so he walked towards the thatched house.
After a while, the voice of the old man of Tianji came from the thatched house: "Eh, boy, you can't beat me, I am your woman's master!"
It's okay not to mention this stubble, as soon as the old man Tianji said this, there was a crackling sound in the thatched house, and someone's wow wow scream.
Then, the voice of the old man Tianji came from the hut: "Boy, why are you so ruthless, oops, my old bones ......"
There was another "bang" sound and a series of screams from the thatched hut.
", stinky boy, you can't slap your face, why are you still hard to greet your face......"
"Did I promise not to slap my face?"
After Gu Bei's playful voice sounded, there were continuous "bang" sounds and screams in the thatched house.
But the screams seemed to be getting weaker and weaker.
Before, there was a scolding and grudge of dissatisfaction, but now it is mixed with a strong begging for mercy, "I'll wipe it, my lord, don't fight." You beat the old man like a pig's head, how can the old man still have the face to see me in vain, woo woo......"
Damn it, there was a choked sobbing sound in the thatched hut.
Even the birds in the small yard, after hearing this hoarse and aggrieved whining choking sound, immediately raised their feathers, flapped their wings a few times, and quickly flew away.
Lotte Yi seemed to be silent in some kind of mystical truth, and he didn't even notice what was happening in the thatched house.
At this moment, she only felt that the carvings on this roulette wheel seemed to represent some kind of numerology, like living lines.
The seemingly complicated carvings are presented in her mind, but they are very clear.
"Squeak~~"
The wooden door of the thatched house opened, Gu Bei walked out in a dashing manner, and behind him, an old man with white hair and white beard with a blue nose and swollen face limped to the door frame and walked out.
The two eyes of the old man Tianji have become two huge panda eyes, the left cheek is also high and red, there is still a little bloodshot at the corner of his mouth, even the bridge of his nose is crooked to the side, his hair is even more messy, where is there still a little bit of fairy wind bones.
No one knew what terrible things had happened in the thatched hut just now, and how the old guy could have done this.
"Hey~ You kid is a little ruthless!"
The old man of Tianji held the door frame with one hand, rubbed the bridge of his nose with the other, and stared at Gu Bei in front of him with a resentful face, revealing unhappiness all over his body.
"Why? dissatisfied, unconvinced, and again!"
Gu Bei suddenly turned his head and grinned, the small one was very narrow.
Where did the old man of Tianji dare to complain, he immediately shut up, and a trick hit himself, and the long shirt around him was immediately as clean as washing, and there were no wrinkles.
The messy white hair and white beard are also neat, the bun on the top of the head is missing a hairpin, and the momentum of the whole person has returned to the fairy wind bones of the past.
Even the redness and swelling on the eyes of the two pandas disappeared to only some traces, and the crooked nose bone was corrected, and the swelling disappeared on the red and swollen corners of the mouth, leaving only a little blood.
Cultivators, especially when they have reached a certain realm, and want to recover from skin injuries, naturally it is not a problem.
The old man of Tianji failed to completely repair his facial features, naturally because his cultivation was not enough.
"Stinky boy with no conscience, if the old man Fei takes cover, the bunnies in the temple will have already found your door!"
There was a look of remorse on his face.
On that day, the light god of the temple came to Huaxia in person, wanting to find Gu Bei, but ran into the old man of Tianji who fled in the wilderness.
The old man of Tianji didn't tell the truth, and he was also because he was beaten by the Light God Venerable.
Of course, the Light God Venerable finally found Gu Bei, above the East China Sea, Gu Bei summoned Long You and abused the Light God Venerable;
But hearing the old man of Tianji say this, Gu Bei was a little sideways, he didn't expect that this old man of Tianji also knew about the temple, and even fought with the people of the temple.
"Don't look at the old man like this, the old man doesn't like men!"
The old man of Tianji had a proud face, and walked towards Lotte Yi first.
Lotte Yi's state really surprised the old man Tianji, and he was even more overjoyed in his heart, and patted his legs and shouted: The old man's vision is really good, this doll is really the material for practicing my Tianji Pavilion exercises, good seedlings, the old mantle has a successor, hahaha~~
The old man of Tianji looked up to the sky and roared, as if he had been aggrieved just now, because he received such a female apprentice with good qualifications, and all of them were released.
After all, Lotte Yi's cultivation is limited, and the more desperately he tries to understand the carvings on the roulette wheel, the more eager he becomes.
After taking it, he was angry, snorted, shook his delicate body, and fell to the ground.
Gu Bei's eyes were quick, he got up and came, and hugged Lotte Yi.
"I ...... What's wrong with me?"
Lotte opened his eyes in a daze, feeling a weakness in his body, and a pinprick in his mind.
"Caused by excessive consumption of the mind, don't rush everything!"
The old man of Tianji let out a leisurely voice, and the fairy wind bone, like a Dao immortal, walked over with a kind smile on his face.
Lotte Yi broke free from Gu Bei's arms, got up, and bowed to the old man Tianji: "Just see you in vain...... Master!"
I swallowed the word "cheap" in my stomach.
"Well, good disciples, no courtesy!" the old man of Tianji stroked his white beard, looking solemn as a teacher.
"Master, you have a ...... on your face What's the matter? Got beaten?" Lotte Yi was better at his eyes, and stretched out his hand to point to the eyes of the old man Tianji who still had some reddish marks, as well as the blood stains on the corners of his mouth, and let out a curious voice.
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