Chapter 304: The Divine Doctor's Finger

Guo Huangcheng, the "emperor fan", has been a big official in many dynasties, and the most powerful one is to hide his identity as a supernatural person, and use his expertise in feng shui to become a first-class master, which is already very great for ordinary people.

Guo Huangcheng, who had rich knowledge of the feudal court, immediately began to reproduce the feudal court culture 100% after successfully using the Zhudian Cinema as a cover to become the emperor of the soil.

What does it mean to reproduce 100 percent? It is to completely eliminate all the existence that does not correspond to the feudal era. Electrical appliances are absolutely unusable, classical Chinese is too difficult to learn, and speaking has to be crepe, if anyone accidentally says Internet vocabulary, the lightest end will be exile, that is, expelled from the studio studio.

The ceremonial laws were completely copied from a certain dynasty, and the rules of the court were the same.

In fact, what he did affected the comprehensive experience, especially for those supporting roles who cooperated with him as the emperor, the most unbearable thing is the role of the imperial doctor, according to the law, the imperial doctor and the imperial doctor cannot use modern medicine, and even can not use Western medicine in any period, no matter what disease everyone in the palace has, they can only be treated by traditional Chinese medicine.

This is really a bit embarrassing, no matter how good Chinese medicine is, many times it is not as reliable as Western medicine, especially for urgent and dangerous diseases, Chinese medicine does not have the saying of emergency rescue at all. Especially in modern times, a large number of traditional Chinese medicine techniques have been lost, and modern medicine basically does not make any new research breakthroughs in order to maintain the characteristics of traditional Chinese medicine, and still sells feelings with prescriptions from hundreds of years ago.

In this situation, the die-hard supporters of traditional Chinese medicine have shouted the slogan of combining Chinese and Western cultures, but Guo Huangcheng is still drilling the horns of the bull, insisting on using orthodox Chinese medicine, and not pit talents.

Lao Li Tou'er inquired through special channels, and now the only remaining imperial doctor in the palace of Jiandian Cinema has also been dismissed, just because he can't cure the neurasthenia of a favored concubine. That's an old Chinese medicine doctor, there is no concept of neurasthenia in the professional field at all, I have to say that the concubine is enchanted, and I almost scared the concubine to death.

So in the list of actors at the end of this time, there was an extra place for the palace doctor, and Lao Li Touer was busy reporting to me.

This is the most obvious difference between him and Liu Lao Liu, if this matter is changed to Liu Lao Liu, he will not tell me the truth if he kills him, and he will not be able to sleep if he does not act me as a eunuch.

Even if he still has a little conscience, if it is the imperial doctor, I have nothing to resist. But there is still a problem here, that is, I don't know Chinese medicine, let alone Chinese medicine, I don't know anything about Western medicine, and when I am sick, I get the pharmacy and the counter girl to describe the condition, and they recommend it to me.

Once, I was deceived by a little girl in a pharmacy because of this, and it was originally a cold, and the little girl had to recommend me a condom she liked. I turned my face with her on the spot, saying that she was a profiteer with no medical ethics and a shameless money fan.

Later, when I think about it, did I miss something?

Speaking of applying for the imperial doctor, this is definitely very different from the position of the eunuch, it is not a matter of pinching his throat and claiming to be a slave who can be competent, he must have real talent and real learning, from Guo Huangcheng's attitude towards the imperial doctors of the past dynasties, this level is not generally high.

But I really can't do it, I didn't take less medicine when I was in Xianxia, and I was the biggest drug dealer in the online game world, but the human physique in different dimensions is very different, and the drugs that can be collected are also very different.

And more importantly, even if I had enough medicine, I couldn't become a royal doctor because I couldn't diagnose patients.

Give me all the drugs and medical equipment in the world, and then a person who can't always beat the spirit comes out and asks me to treat, how do you think I should start? If I can't judge the symptoms, I can't prescribe the right medicine, and it is very likely that there will be a problem if I eat and treat it indiscriminately, and the medicine is poisonous, in case this person has no pathological problems, and the reason why I can't beat the spirit is because he is simply poor, how can I diagnose him through Chinese medicine?

At dinner, I threw this question out for everyone to discuss, and Xueba Zhang Ke gave the answer as soon as possible: "Why are you so unconfident, who said you don't know medical skills, isn't my life saved by you." ”

I was helpless: "Lao Tie, are you sick? You are injured, I can heal the injury, my kind of energy does have the miraculous effect of going to the disease, the problem is that I can't diagnose the disease, I said it very clearly~~"

I was struggling with my worries, and I was on the dining table, with a blood bag hanging, and I was eating with my fingers, jumping up and down in front of me, looking eager to try.

Others didn't know why, but I immediately understood what she meant: "Old girl~ brother knows that you are an all-rounder, and you helped me answer the difficult undergraduate major exam paper in the midterm exam, but are you really so confident?

Yiyang finger bent his knuckles and nodded in response.

Only a few of the people sitting here understand the talent of Yiyangzhi, and most of them don't believe it, how powerful can such a little goblin thing be?

I also expressed my skepticism a little, because I knew that her knowledge was sensed through abilities, and if it wasn't for Xiao Macau, who was in the ocean of knowledge, she wouldn't have been able to perceive so much knowledge, and now she actually says that she understands Chinese medicine diagnosis, of course I don't dare to believe it all.

Yiyangzhi jumped twice on the spot, indicating that she was unhappy to be questioned by everyone, and then she jumped next to Wen Da Wolf, who was closest to her.

Da Lang was eating, holding the roast chicken with one hand, and the other hand was flat on the table, the needle that drew blood pierced into the blood vessels of his wrist, and the blood drawn out passed through the blood bag and entered the body of Yiyangzhi, which is the daily work, and the Wen brothers took shifts to "feed" Yiyangzhi.

Yiyang pointed to Wen Da Wolf's hand, and as soon as he lowered his "head", the first joint was on Wen Da Wolf's wrist vein.

After some induction, she jumped on the spot twice, and Oiran and she were best friends, and she could understand her hints best, so she immediately put the tablet for typing on the table and called up the typing version.

Yiyang finger skillfully jumped on the keyboard part of the typing version and typed out the diagnosis - "insufficient blood supply to the brain".

Wen Dawolf smirked and shook his head in denial: "Misdiagnosis and misdiagnosis, I don't have this problem, I accidentally bit my hand." ”

God~ Wen Da Wolf was originally sat on the head by the second wolf, and it got better after long-term stimulation treatment, but because the injury was too deep, it has not been completely cured, I took him to the Internet addiction stage center in Little Macau for a diagnosis, and came to the conclusion that the brain injury caused insufficient blood supply.

At the beginning, the results of repeated investigations with precision instruments were pushed out by a single finger and a head?

I shook my head: "I don't believe it, you must have read his diagnosis report." ”

The others exclaimed, "Does the boss really have this disease?"

I nodded slowly.

Now everyone got serious, Yiyang pointed up his head proudly in the limelight, jumped twice, and typed a tsundere "hum~" word, and then jumped towards Wen Erwolf, and also put his head on his wrist vein.

Wen Erwolf smiled confidently: "Don't waste time, I will never get sick, werewolves have the property of immunity to any disease, my brother is caused by trauma." ”

Yu Nuo also agreed: "It's true, werewolves and kobolds have the property of immune diseases, and the second child is unlikely to get sick if he has not suffered major injuries." ”

They said yes, it didn't affect Yiyangzhi, but she was more serious, and she also made two minor adjustments to her position.

Her serious look made us nervous: "No... No, is there really any serious illness that the second child hasn't discovered?"

After nearly a minute of diagnosis, Yiyangzhi finally raised his head and flew to the tablet and jumped.

"Jealousy is too strong, and it is a psychological disorder. ”

I'm going to make a big deal! Just kidding, the Chinese medicine number can even diagnose mental illness?!

Everyone expressed their suspicions: "Everyone knows that the second child is jealous of the boss, you are playing smart, not traditional Chinese medicine at all, at most you can be regarded as observing words and feelings." ”

Yiyangzhi didn't argue, and continued to diagnose one by one.

She not only cut her pulse, but also used the three techniques of looking, hearing and asking in traditional Chinese medicine when she encountered some situations, and then the symptoms were diagnosed one by one.

Oriental Fuqin, fatty liver.

Xiao Ou, malnourished.

Jinbao, bone density is excessive, and nutrition is excessive.

Oiran, indulgence in excessive mammary gland hyperplasia.

Johnson, anal fissure......

Johnson's face turned white: "I fell into the hands of Li Qingming, and no one dared to tell me about being forced by him with props, you can diagnose it, you are really a miracle doctor~ Then can you help me treat the trauma on my soul?!"

Zhuang Zhiyuan aged prematurely and had fewer brain cells; Yunuogestrel was low, and the fetal umbilical cord was around the neck; Liu Yang was severely schizophrenic and had multiple personalities......

From surgery to internal medicine, from cytology to psychiatry, to diagnose all kinds of diseases, you only need to look and smell to draw conclusions, without the assistance of any blood and urine testing equipment, this is the legendary Chinese medicine that seems to be a miracle.

Yiyangzhi finally checked my pulse, asked me about my recent nighttime routine and mental condition, and then typed "kidney" on the tablet.

As soon as it typed a word, it was grabbed by me, and I said excitedly: "Great, you really know how to diagnose Chinese medicine, in this case, you will enter the palace with me, you will diagnose, and I will remove the disease according to your diagnosis with the natal true element, and we will definitely become the most perfect partner!"

Yiyang finger was grabbed by me and nodded frequently, but the others didn't pay attention to us, they were all looking at the tablet, on the computer's typing board, there was a kidney word typed by Yiyang finger, below the kidney word, it was the follow-up words automatically generated by the intelligent input method according to the previous words.

The first in that row of words is a "void" character.