The story of the new cop

Just after a week on the job, Xiao Zhang, who had just put on a police uniform, decided to treat himself --- go to the theater to watch a movie. The queue to buy tickets was very long, and Xiao Zhang was the last in line.

"New cops?" asked a man next to him.

Xiao Zhang wondered: "How do you know?"

"Ahem, how can the old policeman line up. ”

"Oh. Xiao Zhang understood, walked straight to the ticket gate, handed over the money and said, "Buy a ticket." ”

"New cops, huh?" the man in the window laughed.

"How do you know?"

"How can the old policeman pay for a ticket, you can go in directly, no one dares to stop you. ”

"Oh. Xiao Zhang went straight inside, and sure enough, no one stopped him.

After entering the theater, Xiao Zhang went downstairs and found a seat to sit down. Before he could sit down, someone next to him asked, "New cop, right?"

It's really weird, Xiao Zhang was puzzled in his heart, and his mouth was still hard: "Who said that?!"

"The old policemen are watching movies upstairs, where are they sitting downstairs. ”

Xiao Zhang went upstairs to take a look, isn't it, there are really a lot of policemen.

Xiao Zhang picked a seat and sat down. A policeman next to him turned his head to look at him and said coldly, "New policeman, right?"

"How can you tell I'm the new cop?"

"How can an old policeman sit and watch a movie like you, like me. ”

Xiao Zhang learned from the old policeman, put his two feet up, and put them on the neck of the person in the front row, which was really much more comfortable, and found some feeling of being a policeman.

During the movie screening, Xiao Zhang got up and said, "Borrow the light and go to the toilet." The person next to him said, "New policeman, right?"

Xiao Zhang said: "Hey, the old policeman has to pee too!"

The man said: "The old policeman pees, no one goes to the toilet, he goes directly to the first floor to urinate!"

Xiao Zhang walked to the front of the second floor, took it out and urinated downstairs.

Someone downstairs suddenly shouted, "Hey, peeing upstairs, new cop?"

Xiao Zhang Yileng thought: This smell of urine can also distinguish between new and old policemen, it's really slanted! He replied, "How do you know?"

The one downstairs shouted: "The old policemen are all swaying from side to side and urinating evenly! You're good, they're all peeing on my head!"

After the movie was dispersed, Xiao Zhang didn't bring a cigarette, thinking that he was going to pretend to be an old policeman this time, so he walked to a small shop and said, "Come and pack China!" The shopkeeper smiled and offered a pack of Chinese cigarettes with both hands.

Xiao Zhang took the cigarette very angrily, turned around and left. I only heard the boss say behind him: "New policeman." “

Xiao Zhang turned his head, glared at the boss with both eyes and asked, "What's the matter?

The boss hurriedly waved his hand and said, "No! No! How can an old policeman take a pack?

Xiao Zhang felt that the new policeman was too depressed, and decided to be bolder, so he went to a nightclub*.

After just a few fumbles with the young lady, the young lady asked, "New policeman!"

Xiao Zhang was a little dizzy when he heard it, "What's wrong?"

"How can the old policeman be so polite, they are all overlords. ”

After finishing his errands, Xiao Zhang thought that he couldn't embarrass the police anymore, and he didn't pay the lady's fee or the bar fee, so he swaggered out.

One waiter said, "New cops, huh?"

Xiao Zhang was completely about to collapse, grabbed the waiter's neck and asked, "How can you see it like this?"

The waiter replied: "The old policeman not only plays in vain, but also collects protection money when he leaves!"

Xiao Zhang thought to himself: Ginger is still old and spicy! So he walked to the counter, lowered his face and shouted to the boss: "Take the protection money!! "

The boss asked, "New cops, right?"

Xiao Zhang was stunned.

The boss said: "The old policemen told us where to send it, where to collect it in person?"

Xiao Zhang was really crazy and decided to embarrass his boss a little.

Listening to the * coming from next door, Xiao Zhang kicked open the closed door and shouted at a pair of naked men and women inside: "Don't move, I'm a policeman!"

The woman sat up lazily, lit a cigarette, and asked Xiao Zhang with squinted eyes, "New policeman, right?"

Xiao Zhang shouted: "Fart! Lao Tzu is an old policeman!"

The woman pursed her mouth, pointed to the man next to her, and said, "How can there be an old policeman who doesn't know the chief?"

Director: You're an intern, right?