On the palace of the imperial historian Zhou, the small maids cleaned the courtyard early, the maids were busy washing clothes, everyone was busy doing things in an orderly manner, but they were all surprisingly quiet, dozens of people in the whole house were busy facing the full sun in the morning, and they were tired, so they sat on the doorrail to drink tea and wipe their sweat. The maids gathered together in twos and threes to watch the little maids sweep the yard and compare, snickering, and sprinkling the water in the wooden basin on the trouser legs of the little maids, attracting the little maids to chase the maids and joke, causing everyone to laugh and watch.

"Axi, bring in sweet tea. With the sound of Zhou Yunkai in the house, everyone scattered with a smile, and the maid named Ah Xi carried the teapot in her hand and entered Zhou Yunkai's bedroom.

The door creaked open, and I saw Zhou Yunkai with his back to the door and getting dressed, stretching his waist and yawning, and after wrapping the last coat around his body, he turned his head to look at the shy maid Axi.

"What are you looking at, sir, am I good-looking?" Zhou Yunkai stretched out and walked to Ah Xi's side, picked up the sweet tea, sat on the chair casually, lifted the tea lid, and the thick tea mist climbed up Zhou Yunkai's handsome eyebrows.

"Of course the master is good-looking, the master is the most handsome and chic......" Ah Xi lowered her head shyly and didn't dare to look at Zhou Yunkai, just waiting for Zhou Yunkai to drink tea, secretly raised her eyes, lowered her head shyly, and bit her lower lip.

Zhou Yun is nineteen years old, and he is a handsome and elegant son, graceful, rich and elegant, not to mention the young girl, that is, the older mother-in-law who sees that she is shy and walks around the road, hiding behind the pillars and peeking. In addition, Zhou Yunkai has a good temperament, treats his subordinates generously and benevolently, occasionally beats and scolds, and does not hold grudges. So it made everyone love the whole house.

"Well......" Zhou Yunkai frowned slightly, put the tea on the table, pouted, stretched out his big hand to take the maid's hand, and spit all the tea in his mouth on the maid's palm.

"This tea is not sweet enough, I don't like it, sir. After Zhou Yunkai finished speaking, he lazily lay back on the bed.

The maid Ah Xi stood in the hall at a loss, neither to leave nor to stay. just looked at Zhou Yunkai who was lying down in a daze.

"What are you looking at, why don't you come in for a sweet one, do you want to talk to the master on the bed while staring at the master?" Zhou Yunkai knocked the fan on his lap, looked at the curtain on the bed, the towering nasal nasal bones, and the deep eyes were half-closed and half-open.

"Oh, the old man hates it~" Ah Xi held the tea that Zhou Yunkai vomited and ran out of the door shyly.

"Nasty?" Zhou Yunkai raised his lips and snorted coldly, "It wasn't you who touched my thigh last night and said it was you." Zhou Yunkai's thin lips opened slightly, humming a small tune, and shouting comfortably to the little guy outside the door.

"Bebe~Bebe~"

As he was shouting, he saw the little guy breaking into the door with a cricket jar, throwing the jar on the table with a bang, and turning away with anger on his face.

Zhou Yunkai was so frightened by the little guy's sudden move that the fan fell to the ground, got up and hurriedly called the little guy in, "You, you, get in, get in." ”

The little guy walked in after a long time, still with anger on his face, panting and looking at Zhou Yunkai.

"Hey, you've turned the sky upside down, can you soar after cultivating immortals?" Zhou Yunkai felt inexplicable, looked at the fan that fell from the ground, and then looked at the little guy.

The little guy picked up the fan angrily, and drank bravely, "Can't!" Zhou Yunkai couldn't help but be stunned.

"Then what are you crazy about here, are you afraid that the master hasn't cleaned up your itchy skin for a long time?" Zhou Yunkai raised his eyebrows slightly, and said loudly.

"Master, please respect yourself!" the little guy's face turned red, and it took a long time before he finally opened his mouth to spit out two words.

"Come, take my whip. Zhou Yunkai sat in front of the chair, poured a cup of tea, and said unhurriedly outside the door, slowly blowing the hot air.

"Sir, the little one is joking with you, joking. The little guy instantly knelt and knocked on Zhou Yunkai's thigh, with a smile on his face.

"Oh, this kind of joke will be less in the future, the master doesn't like it~" Zhou Yunkai sent the tea to his mouth, but he still felt that it was not sweet and couldn't swallow it, and spit it on the hand of the little guy.

"Just now you said that I don't have self-respect, what do you think? Zhou Yunkai teased the crickets, and happily shouted to the crickets, "Beibei, Beibei, so well-behaved~"

"Yes, it's actually a master...... The minion thinks that you are not too young, it is time to start a family, don't steal chickens and dogs to climb the little widow's wall...... This is not appropriate......" the little guy said embarrassedly with tea in his hand.

Zhou Yunkai held the grass root in his hand, teasing the crickets, and when he heard this, he suddenly paused with his white jade hand, stared at the little girl, and raised his eyebrows.

"When did your grandfather and I climb the little widow's wall!"

"Look at you, how shameless you are, and you still don't admit it. After the curfew the night before yesterday, did you climb Mama Wu's wall?"

"yes. Zhou Yunkai nodded. Raised his eyebrows slightly, picked up the tea, and leisurely blew the tea mist.

"I also entered Wu's mother's room!"

"There is this. Zhou Yunkai confessed.

"I don't understand!" said the little guy.

"Resolved?"

"It's over!"

Zhou Yunkai stood up, his eyes were bent, his eyebrows were sparse, he clapped his hands at the little guy, and praised the little guy for being bold and careful.

The little guy was praised and held his head high. was proud, and then Zhou Yunkai kicked him on the ground and fell to eat.

"Mother Wu is forty years old, and it is more than enough to be my mother, I climbed Mother Wu's wall to find food, do you know? Zhou Yunkai lifted his shirt, twisted his thighs, and kicked the little guy again. After kicking and rubbing the soles of the shoe, he sat back at the table leisurely. The little guy was kicked, and he didn't spill a drop of saliva in his hand.

"Then why don't you look for it in the kitchen!" cried the little guy with a twisted face.

"Is there sugar in the kitchen? I have hidden all the sugar by you heartless people, what am I going to eat, master?" Zhou Yunkai sat back on the chair and calmly sipped tea.

"That's not because you're afraid of a toothache. The little guy muttered aggrievedly.

"Okay, don't blame those who don't know, you get up. Zhou Yunkai said, and calmly pinched the grass roots to tease the crickets. As if he wasn't the one who had just gotten angry.

"And!" After the little guy got up, he held Zhou Yunkai's saliva and said sternly.

Say. Zhou Yunkai yawned lazily and rubbed his forehead.

"You ...... last night," the little guy blushed and couldn't continue.

"Last night?" Zhou Yunkai threw the grass roots into the cricket jar, and suddenly remembered that Ah Xilai sent sweet soup last night, touched his thigh, was caught by Zhou Yunkai and kissed him, and wiped his chest indiscriminately.

"Master, I also have needs, what's wrong with touching my own maid?" Zhou Yunkai raised his eyes and looked at the little maid, and said calmly.

"But you have to be careful...... You can't be hungry!" The little guy blushed more and more, his face like the bottom of a boiling teapot.

"Oh, you still have to call the shots in the master's private affairs~" Zhou Yunkai stretched out his fingers to tease the crickets, the corners of his mouth were raised, and the sideburns stroked by the wind through the hall crossed the bridge of his nose and covered half of his eyebrows, making him even more chic and handsome.

I saw the little maid kneeling with a red face, crying, "Even if you have the good of Longyang, master, but the slave doesn't!"

The little guy's words made Zhou Yunkai's teacup almost crushed in his hand, and he looked back at the little guy's serious face, and said blankly, "Huh?"

"Last night...... Last night you went to sleep to eat sweet soup, the slave sent you soup, seeing that you studied late and fell asleep without a quilt, so you casually covered the quilt on your waist, you are good...... got up, took the slave in his arms, pressed him under the bed, and kissed the minion,...... Also, also, sneak attack on the minion's chest,...... No wonder you don't marry at such an old age, you have the heart to break your sleeves!"

Zhou Yunkai pursed his lips and smiled, his eyes were cold, and he crushed the tea cup on the table in the palm of his hand.

"So it was you who touched my thigh last night......"

Zhou Yunkai cleared his throat, looked at the little girl's face, remembered the ridiculous thing last night, and didn't want to take another look, so he called out unhurriedly outside the door, "Come on, drag Ah Fang down, and hit a hundred big boards." ”

"Master, master, you can't finish the trage, I don't admit it!" the little guy held the tea that Zhou Yunkai spit out and wailed, but was dragged out of the door by the left and right guards.

"Sir, you are going to be punished for this...... Ahh

"It turned out that I touched a big man. Zhou Yunkai couldn't cry or laugh, went back to the bed, hummed a small tune, and closed his eyes leisurely.

"Master, master!" the little guy outside the door ran in to say.

"What's the matter?" Zhou Yunkai asked slowly in a tired and elongated tone.

"Master, Grandpa Ming is here with a holy oracle!"