Chapter 0101 - Send Parrot-5

"Why is it so slow?"

After waiting for a long time, I didn't see Dafei who Lao Li Tou answered, and was unhappy: "Why don't you get a calculator?"

"No? What are you assuming? Is it ...... No, no, I'll think again!"

Lao Li Tou was really sweating this time, and muttered in disbelief: "Six, Yu Yi ......"

"Why are you so stupid? There are six walnuts in the basin, one for one bird! The remaining one is taken away with the basin!"

Dafei didn't have the patience to wait for Lao Li Tou to calculate slowly, so he spoiled it directly, and said in disgust: "This can't be counted?"

it!

It is estimated that there are many old men at the scene, and they have to jump out of their hearts with such a sentence.

Lao Li was stupid, an old face immediately turned white, then red again, and finally purple!

Professor Xing saw that something was wrong, so he hurriedly held Lao Li's head, gave him a few strokes of his vest, and was about to say a few words of comfort.

"You go away!"

Lao Li Tou slapped him aside.

His face returned to normal and he came to the front and looked at Da Fei and Xiao Fei in surprise.

Dafei shrank back in disgust and muttered, "Don't come here! stupid brains are contagious!"

Lao Li Tou didn't care about it this time, and directly turned to stare at Eryi Death, and the innocent Eryi hairs exploded.

In fact, it's not that Lao Li is stupid.

This brain teaser just now, just ask that kid casually, I guess I can answer it if I think about it.

But the problem is, you take this kind of question, ask a mathematician who has studied advanced mathematics all his life, and dig a pit for him in advance, and let him "calculate!" in three seconds.

Especially when he was not mentally prepared, he thought that Da Fei would also ask him about the ninety-nine multiplication formula, and he didn't think about the brain teaser at all, it would be strange if he didn't get around!

Not to mention Lao Litou, even several old professors next to him were bypassed, and no student dared to make such a joke with them when he was teaching before!

Who would have thought that a parrot that could memorize a ninety-nine multiplication table would come up with such a painful brain teaser?

"Boy, how the hell did you train your parrot?"

Lao Li stared at Er Yi with shiny eyes: "Isn't this too smart?"

"Well, it's not true...... It's just to talk to them a lot. ”

"Set up a routine of some keywords, and when it hears a certain keyword, it will naturally say the set just now. ”

Er Yi sneered: "When they are usually fine, they are like talking cross talk in the cage, and they always play like this." ”

"The key word is I asking them, 'What will you do?'"

"When they say, 'We'll memorize the ninety-nine multiplication table formula, and you won't be able to memorize!'

"Then they deliberately provoked a sentence of 'Then you are back?', and I followed their routine and began to go down!"

"In other words, they don't really understand what I'm saying at all, and they just make corresponding sounds in response to each keyword?"

"There are some exciting gossip in the middle, so people don't pay attention to these details, so they naturally ignore their words that don't match the preface, and no one is more serious with parrots anyway......"

Lao Li Tou thought for a while, and also reacted, and said in surprise: "Hey, God!"

A group of old men next to him were also in an uproar, although Da Fei and Xiao Fei didn't really know how to speak, and they weren't really smart enough to do calculations, but this kind of performance was amazing enough!

Although I know that some animal trainers can train animals to master some amazing abilities, I still amazed them by experiencing it firsthand!

"Okay, okay, okay, still energetic?"

Professor Xing couldn't be happy anymore, and protected the two parrots and said, "Why are you an old man still ready to bully our little baby?"

"How about it, are you convinced? In the future, you won't show off your two black crows in front of me!"

Professor Xing showed his face a lot today, and he was so proud that he held the big scarlet and the little scarlet in his hand, and said dotingly: "Good baby has given grandpa a long face! Go back and let grandma buy you delicious food!"

"Grandpa, grandpa, buy us walnuts!"

"This old man is really not easy to fool, and the questions he asks are too brain-burning!"

The big scarlet man sighed like a dog: "Go back and eat more walnuts to replenish your brain!"

"Okay, okay!"

Professor Xing couldn't close his smile when he smiled, and turned his head to snort at Professor Xing: "Who is that! Why don't you go buy some walnuts and come back!

Professor Xing's face was confused, co-authored with these two parrots, I became "who is that"?

"What are you proud of?"

Lao Li said sourly: "No matter how smart these two parrots are, they didn't train them?"

"I didn't train it, it's our family!"

Professor Xing hugged the big scarlet and the little scarlet on the left and the right, and said proudly: "You have the ability, you let your kid buy two for you?"

Lao Li Tou was stunned by Professor Xing, Nima's two parrots are all fine, even if he has the money, where can he buy it?

"yes, these two parrots are so smart that they get a lot of money, right?"

The old man and the old lady next to him were also envious and discussed: "Xiao Xing, where did you buy this parrot?"

Professor Xing hadn't remembered this stubble yet, and his face suddenly changed.

Although he said that it was not bad for money, he had probably inquired about the price of parrots.

There are thousands of cheaper ones, tens of thousands of expensive ones, and he was going to spend some money to buy a good bird for the old man to play, at most tens of thousands of yuan, right?

And the pair of big scarlet-breasted parrots brought by Er Yi are worth about 3,000, even if they are in good condition and 2,000 more expensive, this pair can be won for 10,000 yuan in principle.

Although 10,000 yuan is not cheap, it is not unaffordable to play with the conditions of Professor Xing's family, but the question is that 10,000 yuan can buy parrots like Dafei and Xiaofei?

At the price of 10,000 yuan, it is estimated that you can only buy ordinary big scarlet breasted parrots.

A little bit of a pleasing word, a big scarlet parrot that can order a little talent is more than this price, not to mention a pair of fine?

To put it mildly, with the performance of Da Fei and Xiao Fei just now, people with a little economic acumen take them out to perform, and the appearance fee will not be less!

In this way, do you think you want to buy a big scarlet or a small scarlet, how much is the right amount?

Originally, the old man and the old lady asked Professor Xing where he bought it, but Lao Li Tou stretched out his ears to eavesdrop, and quietly went to buy a pair and came back.

Although it was not lightly scolded, such a parrot was too likable, but I didn't expect Professor Xing to look hesitant and embarrassed, and Lao Li Tou suddenly became angry again.