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At two o'clock in the evening, the big meal that the little brothers had been thinking about finally cashed in.

Shan Wushuang brought out a lot of ingredients from another world and let Lao Zhang cook.

These ingredients are not as domineering as phantom snake meat, and he gained a lot when he tried the dishes.

His face was ruddy, and his stomach was overwhelmed.

Of course, there are also some foods that Lao Zhang can't eat.

For example, a saucer of pills.

Zhou Tianxue looked at the pills on this plate, her pretty face showed a dish, and she stared at Shan Wushuang with a resentful expression.

"If you don't cultivate seriously, you can't catch up with everyone's cultivation progress, this is a punishment for you. Shan Wushuang said expressionlessly: "Eat one by one, chew and swallow slowly, otherwise you won't blame me for not reminding you." ”

Zhou Tianxue picked up a pill with difficulty, held her breath, threw the pill into her mouth as if she were dead, and chewed it.

Zhou Tian was eating skewers and looked at his sister who was taking medicine in distress.

Zhou Tianxue's eyes widened suddenly.

This...... This is, chocolate?!

She looked at Shan Wushuang with a face full of disbelief.

"Gathering elixir, speed up the speed at which human cells absorb spiritual power, thereby reducing the cultivation time of cultivators, because the speed at which cells absorb spiritual power is too fast, most of the spiritual power inhaled into the body is stored in the cells, so, side effects, fattening. Shan Wushuang looked at Zhou Tianxue, who had eliminated half of the pills in less than a minute, and smiled slightly.

There is no such thing as a free lunch.

This is a punishment for Zhou Tianxue, not a benefit.

Obesity is the number one enemy of women.

For celebrities, there is no difference from the ten tortures of the Manchu Dynasty.

This punishment is definitely enough for Zhou Tianxue to drink a pot.

Zhou Tianxue's face stiffened, and she wanted to spit out the food she had eaten.

It's a pity that it's all in vain.

Shan Wushuang looked at her with a smile, how could the fattening pill worth two hundred top-grade spirit stones be something you can vomit if you want to?

The effect of the pill fuses with the cells near the respiratory tract as early as the moment of entry, and there is no other way to prevent the tragedy from happening before the effect of the drug occurs.

After a while, Zhou Tianxue's body swelled a little.

"Are you a devil?" Zhou Tianxue asked in horror as she looked at the harmless face of the man and animal.

"Cultivate hard, when you cultivate to reach the ninth rank of the Grandmaster, the medicinal effect is estimated to have passed. Shan Wushuang said with a smile.

Zhou Tianxue left the room crying.

The elixir is recorded in the introduction of the system mall.

Juling Pill (Defective Product): Spoof pill, a natural enemy of women, can increase fattening and increase cultivation speed.

A mallet, a sweet date, painful and happy.

"Brother and sister share weal and woe, as an elder brother, eat the rest, don't waste some of my heart. Shan Wushuang stopped Zhou Tian and said with a smile.

Zhou Tian was concerned about his sister's safety, took the pills one by one, gained weight at a speed visible to the naked eye, and ran after his sister's swollen body.

Everyone in the kitchen gasped, looking at Shan Wushuang as if he was looking at the devil.

The boss punished this hand...... Terrible, terrible, terrible.

This is what disobedience ends. Shan Wushuang explained with a smile.

Everyone is suffering from it.

Lao Zhang brought Shan Wushuang two packed lunch boxes and a handbag, Shan Wushuang took them with a smile, and then left the kitchen.

"I'll send the leftovers to Zhou Tianxue's brothers and sisters later, how can you lose weight if you don't eat enough? Shan Wushuang smiled and left.

"I've seen another abstinence pill from the boss, a pill that makes a person a eunuch for two months, and can't use spiritual power, and most importantly, ...... During the duration of the drug, there is no solution. A white tiger stood up from under the table and looked at the back of the boss as he left with awe.

Abstinence, fattening!

Everyone was shocked.

Shi Jingtian licked his mouth, not knowing what he was thinking.

......

Shan Wushuang handed the food box to his girlfriend and was kicked out of the room.

I'm a good guy!

Turning his face and denying people so quickly?

What kind of girlfriend is this?

The phone rings the prompt sound of Q message.

His girlfriend sent him a voice text message, clicked on it, and Shan Wushuang smiled indescribably.

"Good night~"

The girlfriend's voice was soft and glutinous, and she was a little shy, and the complaints of Shan Wushuang were instantly washed away.

If you have a girlfriend like this, what more can you ask for?

Shan Wushuang floated back to the room.

Close the door, put the food box on the table, lie on the sofa with a smile and listen to this voice over and over again, this unproductive face wants to hit anyone who sees it.

He suddenly had a bold idea.

As an actionist, Shan Wushuang converted this voice to text, took a screenshot, and added the name and superfluous things on the picture to remove the color, and after a series of operations, Shan Wushuang uploaded the processed picture to the circle of friends.

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Then he opened the food box with satisfaction and enjoyed the first dinner of the non-single noble.

......

"Poof!"

In the kitchen, Huang Qi spit out the food in his mouth and coughed non-stop.

He pointed to his phone, looking retarded.

"Are you questioning my craft?" said Lao Zhang, who appeared behind him like a ghost, holding a kitchen knife in his hand.

Such a good ingredient can not only preserve the original taste and texture of the ingredient after the chef's cooking, but also further sublimate the taste of the ingredient, and you dare to spit it out.

If I were to sit in your place and eat such a wonderful ingredient, I would definitely chew it slowly, even if it was a lump of soaring, I would swallow it.

It's a sign of respect for the ingredients themselves.

Cow chews peony, tyrannical things!

Be at the end of one's forbearance!

Huang Qi shuddered, laughed a few times, handed the phone to Lao Zhang, and said with a smile: "Take a look for yourself." Ahem, my eldest friend's circle of friends. ”

The boss who hasn't played in the circle of friends for 10,000 years turned out to be ......

Everyone reached for their phones.

After a while, the coughing continued.

"Lao Zhang, I think...... Your craft has regressed today. Xue Yuanhao pretended to be calm and said.

White Tiger nodded in agreement.

Lao Zhang smiled dumbly, put the kitchen knife on the side of Huang Qi's neck, and said in a matter-of-fact manner: "Today, it is the little chef who loses." ”

"The boss sprinkled dog food on the first day he confirmed his relationship with his girlfriend......" Xue Yuanhao looked at Shi Jingtian, took a deep breath and said, "Be strong, Lao Shi." ”

Shi Jingtian: "??!"

The stone was confused.

Some words were finished, and Xue Yuanhao didn't say anything more.

As a comrade-in-arms, Xue Yuanhao sincerely hoped that Shi Jingtian could survive.

......

Far away in a manor in the city next door, the mother of the eldest dragon Jiaojiao's mobile phone vibrated a little.

As a woman in the new era, brushing the circle of friends is an entertainment project that the mother is keen on.

She especially likes to watch those poor people show off their wealth in a serious way, and then give a thumbs up and don't make a comment.

It's just that she has always had a grudge over the years, that is, her salted fish son has never posted on Moments, and she doesn't even have a chance to like her son's Moments. I want to chat with more like-minded people about "{?$article_title?} ", WeChat pays attention to "excellent reading literature", chatting about life, looking for confidants~