Chapter 18 Mother, Son, Father and Daughter-in-law
"Hey, brothers, there's work to do, are there any together?" said a tall man.
After several explorations in the county seat, Jiang Bing came to a place similar to the talent market after finding his way, but the talents here are not as strong as those of Emperor Xing.
Although they are all ruffians and hooligans, it is more than enough to do what Jiang Bing explained.
Heavy money to buy drunk, what an easy job.
Tell everyone, tonight is the wedding night of the county grandfather's son, and it is not interesting to let the family get drunk in the cave room.
Everyone is also a natural actor, and after revealing a wolf-like longing look, he suddenly turned around and changed, just like today's talents, gentle and elegant, and poetic. The meaning Jiang Bing naturally understood. "Look, put a hundred hearts on this matter."
At night, the lights in the county town are different from the past, and now the lanterns are hung high, and the streets are lit up everywhere, all of which are festive.
The county lord is a domineering person, and if his son dares to point fingers when he gets married, of course he can't be forgiven, because the comedy of the day has made the county lord lose face in order not to harm his own family, so everyone is happy.
"Fang Yuan carried fifty horses of silk, 100 tea bricks, and 10 boxes of white medicine"
"Li Yuanwai dedicated Hetian jade boy, meaning many sons and many blessings, all the best"
"The head of the Zhao family sent a pair of jade and jade bracelets, ten old ginseng, and five hundred taels of silver"
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After the guests were seated one by one, a worship ceremony was held, one worshipped heaven and earth, two worshipped parents, husband and wife worshipped each other, and sent to the cave room.
After the ceremony, the bride entered the cave room, and the man accompanied the guests to drink and ask for good luck.
Under Jiang Bing's deliberate arrangement, several hired drinkers accompanied the county prince and the prince to stretch and shorten, after all, the county prince was young and naturally not as strong as these old fritters, and fell asleep on the wine table, the county lord's drinking power was naturally good, but it could not withstand the turn attack of everyone, and finally fell asleep in a daze, and after the guests were happy, the housekeeper sent the drunk guests away one by one, because of the festivities, the family members in the county lord's mansion also begged for a drink and went back to the house to sleep.
Just when there was peace in the county lord's mansion, several guests who poured wine claimed that they forgot to take the key back to the house, and the housekeeper naturally let it go, and then the housekeeper gathered around the wine table alone to eat and drink.
"Master, you've drunk too much, let's send you back to your room" A few people helped the county master and sent him back to the room.
"Childe, don't drink anymore, you still have to have sex with the bride" Childe, who fainted at first, woke up in a daze at some point, because his mouth was dry, he raised the wine in front of him to drink, and the more he drank, the more thirsty he became. "Okay, okay, I know, I'm drinking a little, a small sip" Childe was nostalgic for the wine on the table, but he didn't want to miss the bride waiting in the cave room, after all, the Spring Festival was worth a thousand gold.
A shady place on a street corner.
"How's it going?" asked the masked man. "Rest assured, we've done a little bit to be on the safe side, and we're going to make sure they're happy tonight." A few ruffians who had recovered their usual style smiled obscenely, and the corners of their mouths were drooling from time to time, looking at these disgusting guys, the strong man really couldn't stay for a minute, and turned around to tell Jiang Bing.
Compared to a peaceful ... Yes... No... Now it should be the earth-shattering county princess's mansion, the Jin Mansion is immersed in a busy ----- move.
This is the best way today, taking advantage of the fact that the county master is drunk and has no time to take care of the Jin Mansion, and at this time he slipped away in response to the thirty-six plans to go as the best plan.
No matter how Jiang Bing persuaded everyone to feel at ease, it was just an ear in and an ear out, it didn't work at all, Jiang Bing, who already knew the result, waved his hand helplessly, let them go, it didn't matter if he moved or not, but there was still a good show to watch on the second day, and it was indeed a pity to move away at this time.
Jiang Bing, who found Wang Jie's whereabouts after getting drunk with the county master, naturally had no reason to stay here, although the Jin Mansion treated him well, after all, he was not from this world, if he was a native, Jiang Bing naturally did not want to be running around, after all, a stable life is what everyone desires.
After following the army for a while, a large group of men and horses appeared in front of them with weapons in hand. "The county lord knew that you would come, so he specially asked me to wait here, just because the county lord is not good at killing, so he will give you a choice, die or return"
Seeing that the county lord had already prepared, some old people who advocated not moving naturally had the upper hand, and persuaded one after another, "I knew that the county lord would not let us slip away, let's go back quickly, maybe we can think about it in the long run, and if we don't go back, we will die now."
"Hahaha, the old people are still sensible and sensible, please go back" Looking at the Jin family who stood still, the thief on the horse was angry, and with a backhand knife, a family member fell to the ground, died, saw blood, and everyone fled in the wilderness, in this case, the words of the master of the Jin Mansion were not expected to be so powerless, of course, all this was seen in Jiang Bing's eyes, and he scolded secretly" Everyone is indeed powerful, but when they are confused in a confused place, they are fools and madmen, they are really a group of guys who are born to be afraid of death, how can they know if there is a possibility of survival if they don't try, if it is not for the success of tonight's plan, it is not a death to go back to the city and wait now."
Helplessly, the city can't get out, but fortunately, it has seen through people's hearts, and sure enough, people don't destroy the heavens and the earth for themselves. Then go back to the city with them to watch the play.
After being "protected" back to the Jin Mansion, the ancestors gathered again to discuss countermeasures, and Jiang Bing, who was originally not qualified to observe, was the main planner of the clothing incident, so he also had the qualifications to observe, but there was no seat, so he could only stand.
A series of bizarre ideas such as spending money to eliminate disasters, concubines, sacrificing to the gods, and so on all came up in the conference room, and Jiang Bing, who was bored, slipped out of the room and went back to sleep.
In the early morning of the second day, after Jiang Bing got up, he had to go to the kitchen to find something to eat because he was hungry, and when he passed by the conference room, he heard the gushing debate and method of the old man in the conference room, as if he had passed the meal without a trace of hunger.
Pushing the door in, both young and old have become national treasures at this moment, and the big black eye circles have become a novel feature of everyone. It's worthy of not seeing each other overnight.
Hehehehe's laughed a few times, which caused Jin Ling'er to have a cold eye, and she finally felt what it means to stay up all night, what is an all-nighter listening to chanting, that is a collapse, despair, a feeling of life and death, and life is worse than death.
Seeing that the little girl was listless and drowsy, Jiang Bing pulled her and said that they were going to watch the play together. If it was usual, of course Jin Ling'er would be elated, but at the moment she just wanted to sleep well.
When he dragged Jin Ling'er to the county magistrate's mansion, he may have been stimulated by some inhuman last night, shouting not to be a concubine and then running back, after calming Jin Ling'er, Jiang Bing took Jin Ling'er and followed the "scholar" invited yesterday into the county magistrate's mansion.
Under the leadership of the butler, he went to the main hall and waited for the butler to call the master.
As soon as the housekeeper left, a scream came from not far away, realizing that everything was Jiang Bing hurriedly pulled Jin Ling'er and ran over, only to see the county prince running out of his father's room naked, and the county princess and wife were also naked and full of tears on her face.
The previous cry was naturally called by the county lord's wife, and this kind of nondescript adultery is naturally not allowed in this era, especially with his own son, who is really inferior to a beast.
said that after the county boy ran out naked, he rushed to his room, thinking about changing his clothes, otherwise what kind of body would this slippery become. However, the county prince who was only thinking about this naturally didn't notice the two ghostly imps following behind him.
After the county boy ran into his room, a scream came again, but this time it was the county child's. Hearing the scream, the maids of the house shifted their positions one after another, rushing from the master's bedroom to the son's bedroom, and the situation in the house was very different. The lord and the bride slept together, and the son and the lady slept together.
Jin Ling'er, who was originally sleepy, read everything with her fingers apart, expressed her great satisfaction, and went home with Jiang Bing.
After returning home, Jin Ling'er naturally couldn't be idle, such a big gossip that couldn't be said could suffocate people, so the entire Jin Mansion knew it, so the whole county knew that good things don't go out, bad things spread thousands of miles, the speed is amazing, and there are thousands of versions.
"Have you heard, the county magistrate and his son's daughter are in the cave?"
"No, no, it's his son and his mother together"
"You're all wrong, they slept together"
Rumors are everywhere, there are thousands of versions, and for a time the lord of the county town has become a point of conversation after dinner, jokes about unhappy people, typical cases of educating children, and so on.
In order to extinguish these rumors, the county master had to continue to suppress, but the mouth is long on the human body, how can it be easy to suppress, so a long time passed, during which the Jin family borrowed this period of time to continue to launch playing cards, mahjong, and other fresh entertainment projects in one fell swoop to become one of the best families in the wasteland, and its shop spread to every corner of the eight domains, poker mahjong has become a new toy known to everyone.