Chapter 14: The Incompetent Monk

Everyone's eyes instantly turned to the warrior who spoke.

I saw a bald monk with a thick waist and round shoulders staring at a pair of bull-headed eyes and carrying a thick and dark iron rod on his back, walking towards Ji Game step by step.

Every time this person took a step, the ground seemed to shake, and he could feel the majestic qi and blood emanating from his body from afar, like a wild beast in human skin.

It is difficult to use the True Yuan Technique in the "Plum Blossom Forbidden", but there is no obstacle to the strength of the body. Facing this bald monk who had a fierce smell from every pore from beginning to end, Ji Bo narrowed his slender Danfeng eyes and became serious.

"Alas, Senior Brother Wukong, this is a matter for the two donors, I'm waiting for the monks, it's better not to interfere. ”

Just as the bald monk clenched his fist as big as a sandbag and was about to slash it over, a strange person wearing a robe and a hairpin came between the two and prevented a vicious battle from happening.

"Dare to ask the master's number?"

There is not much inheritance of the Kunxu Realm Buddhism, and the base camp of the Pure Land of Bliss is far away from the ancestral continent, and these two non-monks and very strange guys in front of him, Ji Game is very curious.

"Don't dare to be a master, the poor monk Bodhi Academy is incompetent, this is the junior brother who is below!"

"Wu Neng, Wu Kong! Dare to ask the master if there is still a junior disciple named Wujing?"

"Hey, how did Brother Tai know that in the generation of poor monks, the Dharma names are arranged in 'Neng Tian Jing', and there are two junior disciples, Wutian and Wujing. ”

After Ji Bo listened, he didn't say anything, just gave a thumbs up to the incompetent monk in front of him. Dare to be the senior brother of Wukong and Wutian, this courage is not something that ordinary people have.

"Brother Tai is free, drink a cup of afternoon tea with the poor monk under such a beautiful sunshine, and discuss the pursuit of life. ”

"The master's kindness is understood, but it's a pity that there is already an appointment in advance......"

"It's okay, the slave family suddenly remembered that there was still an 'important' matter to deal with today. Brother Ji, you don't have to wait for the slave family. ”

Before Ji Game's words were finished, Moon Dance couldn't wait to send this hot potato away. It's just that as soon as she finished saying this, she noticed that a sly smile appeared on the corner of the handsome young man's mouth in front of her, and a hint of foreboding appeared in her heart.

"Since there is something wrong with the dance, the husband will naturally not delay you, so I just take this opportunity to discuss the meaning of life with the master of the Bodhi Academy. ”

Finished......

At this time, Moon Dance realized that what she said in order to clean up the person in front of her was undoubtedly acknowledging the relationship between the dog and the woman with him.

Sensing that everyone was really looking at her, her pretty face turned white, and her lungs were about to explode. The full twin peaks that the snow-white dress could not hide kept trembling, under the hazy smoke. Adding infinite charm. It's just that no one can understand the anger in her heart now, and she can't wait to dismantle the guy in front of her.

Many men who have a good impression of Moon Dance are heartbroken the moment they hear her admit it, and they turn their jealous eyes on Ji Bo, eager to burn him to ashes.

Of course, there were also a number of friars who looked at Moon Dance with the same jealous gaze, as if they were looking at a vixen.

Ji Bo, a handsome and wealthy man with a name and surname in the monk world, is no less sought after than a beauty like Moon Dance. Now that she has been hooked away, it naturally makes countless women who think they are beautiful secretly curse the fox of the devil in their hearts. I know how to seduce men.

"Brother, please!"

The incompetent monk and Ji Game came to a teahouse in the market under the eyes of everyone and began to discuss life.

Of course. This life is more about women......

At first, some people were disdainful, and while listening, they retorted, as if they wanted to vent their anger in this regard. It's just that Ji Gamble does not refuse to come, and his mouth is like a river. Talking endlessly, specializing in all kinds of dissatisfaction.

"You have convinced me in theory, but my arrogance tells me. I can't be psychologically convinced!"

Looking at the thick-eyed and big-eyed tease in front of him, Ji Bo felt a burst of egg pain, why did he have a brain pump, and this kind of tease wasted so many words.

"Brother Tai is really worthy of being a holy hand for women, and the theory is so rich that even a poor monk who has taken eighteen wives is admired by a model good husband, but I don't know how Lu Dao is in practice?"

As soon as the incompetent monk's words came out, Ji Game's lips twitched slightly, although he knew that this was a flower monk, but every time he heard that he had eighteen wives, he still couldn't accept it.

"Could it be that this monk is practicing Joy Zen!"

Tease, who had been picking on Ji Game next to him, nodded at this time, and a group of people around him followed to coax.

"Look, there's a beautiful woman over there, as long as you can make her laugh ten times, I'll let go of my arrogance and reluctantly admit that you're more powerful than me who is arrogant. ”

Looking along Thoubi's fingers, Ji Bo really saw a beautiful woman, with a delicate undulating soft and delicate body wrapped in a turquoise long skirt, graceful curves looming, soft eyes, and skin like snow.

"Funny, today Young Master Ben will convince you, watch with your eyes wide open!"

Ji Bowen sorted out his appearance, opened the folding fan in his hand in a dashing manner, got up with a confident face, and was about to walk towards the beauty who was looking at the jewelry and spiritual weapons in the Fang Market in the distance.

"Wait!"

At this time, Terrby spoke again, making Ji Game impatient, and almost had an urge to cut people.

"Let me try it first, I think, this kind of attractive woman, let me be a proud man to conquer, is the mission of God to let me come to this world. ”

Everyone can't understand the thinking of the comic, but it doesn't prevent the group of people brought by the comic from clapping and patting the.

"The elder brother is out of the horse, whether it is a mature young woman or a young girl, even if it is a wisdom tooth Lori, she can't escape the charm of arrogance. ”

"Yes, as long as you are of the opposite sex, you can't help but be overwhelmed by the senior brother. ”

"Don't say it's a woman, even if it's a mare or a female dragon, it's a dead heart when you meet a senior brother!"

Sure enough, there were a group of comics around him, and Ji Game looked at each other like an incompetent monk, and found that he couldn't keep up with the young man's train of thought.

"Hmph, look at me!"

Tusebi tidied up the red cloak of his bag, straightened his slender body, and walked towards the beauty in the distance.

Then, Ji Game and the incompetent monk had not finished drinking a cup of tea, and the comic was like a defeated rooster, and he came back dejected.

"No, could it be that she saw through the connotation of my arrogance, and knew that a man like me would not stay forever because she was a woman. In order to avoid being even more sad in the future, take advantage of this love that is destined to be unforgettable before it has begun, do you want to cut it off first!"

You will never be able to understand the comic thinking, and even if the comic has clearly failed, you will find all kinds of reasons to prove that it is not your fault, but this world cannot tolerate the comic.

"I am arrogant and will never deny it in the face of facts, as long as you can do what I can't do, then this piece of Taiyi Essence Gold that has been refined and pure is yours. ”

Apparently unable to accept the fact that he had failed, Tusebi took out a shiny piece of iron out of thin air and put it on the table like a gambler with red eyes.

Ji Game's eyelids and the incompetent monk jumped at the same time, and the two of them obviously didn't expect that this tease in front of them was actually a master of self-condensing Daoji.

Moreover, Taiyi Pure Gold!

This is the most perfect sword material under the nine gods, and the fist-sized piece of iron on the table, according to the market price, is at least 100,000 yuan.

It's not just funny, it's also a rich one!

"Amitabha, a few days ago, there was a gap on the tin staff of the master, this piece of Taiyi pure gold just coincided with the gap of the tin staff, it seems that the poor monk had to go out. ”

"Incompetent senior brother, hasn't the master's tin staff always been good, and every time I wipe it shiny!"

"Senior brother, if you don't speak, no one will treat you as a dumb person!"

Green tendons appeared on the incompetent monk's forehead, and he gritted his teeth and said to his pig teammates who had demolished him.

"The Buddha has clouds, the eighteen arhats are the Buddha fruit protectors, the poor monks have taken a total of eighteen wives, but one of them is not enough to participate in the Dafa of joy with the poor monks, and today this female benefactor wants to be the eighteenth destined for the poor monks!"

Well, compared to this shameless fake monk, Ji Game suddenly found that it was still cute.

Under the eyes of everyone, the incompetent monk wore a gorgeous robe, held a purple gold bowl, and solemnly came to the beauty.

"Hello, this female benefactor, the poor monk is incompetent, but the next head of the Bodhi Academy, and her family has a huge yuan stone mine of 3,000 miles. So far, the position of the main wife is vacant, and every time I wake up from the meditation, I feel empty, lonely and cold, and I wonder if the female benefactor of Lu Dao can come to help fill the warm poor monks?"

Ji Game finally knew how the eighteen wives in the incompetent monk's family married back. It's just that in this world, there are still strange women who insist on the will in their hearts and do not succumb to the handsome and rich.

"No, as soon as the poor monk's words came out in the past, he should have been able to achieve good things. ”

The incompetent monk returned to the teahouse in despair, and the difference in demeanor was comparable to that of a bodhisattva with a broken golden body.

"Hahaha, the hairpin on that woman's head is polished from a whole piece of 'Shuiyuan Jade', and from the perspective of aura, it is at least a high-grade magic weapon. ”

"And the silver ring she wore on her wrist was engraved with the long-lost 'Canglang Demon Forbidden', judging from that timeless breath, at least it was a treasure that had been passed down for thousands of years. ”

"Judging from my arrogant eyes, there are five treasures hidden in the beauty's body that are not inferior to the silver ring, which shows that her identity is also extraordinary. Either from the top sect of the Three Realms, or from the descendants of the Hidden World Sect. ”

"Monk, if a small amount of material can impress her, how can I fail when I am arrogant!" (To be continued......