Don't look at me as a fairy, but I can't face many problems in this online game world, and if I don't rely on third-party forces, I can't solve them at all.

There is a saying that a strong dragon is hard to suppress the head snake, which is a metaphor for my situation. So if you want to deal with these land snakes, you have to find their local badger fox white-eyed wolf.

There were some twists and turns in the negotiations with Yima, but in the end, they each took a step back and negotiated the terms of cooperation.

She can lend me the Martial Emperor's slave contract, help me brush up the dungeon, and craft four pieces of equipment for me and my subordinates. In addition to these, she still refuses to let Wanpei come back.

According to the conditions she offered, I also made it clear that I could upgrade 10 pieces of equipment for her after the quest was completed, but I wouldn't tell her how I did it.

She should know in her heart that as long as she doesn't let go of Wanpei, she won't want to get the answer she wants. But she's in a perverted state of mind that fucks her best friend, and she'd rather hold back her curiosity than let me get her wish.

Maybe it's because my price is too high, upgrade ten pieces of equipment to +7 or more, she probably thinks it's enough.

After negotiating this side, I sent Ling Die to the King of Wannu to borrow someone. Now I don't have to come forward in person to deal with him, and I don't have to lose my identity.

I asked Ling Die to bring him a message: Lend me the Thor Guard, and I will give him a discount on interest. And when I go out, I won't make up a joke about what's going on here.

These two conditions should be able to scare him.

The last remaining task is to coax millions of dollars.

This old boy usually looks sub-healthy with excessive cholesterol, who would have thought that he would still be the owner of the main god skill. Thinking that he has been hiding so deeply, it must be very difficult to get him to make a move.

Fortunately, I have a reason to let him make a move~

The left hand spirit Jiao and the right hand elixir, I personally visited the door.

Qian Million received a notice from the guards and personally greeted him.

"I'm dripping my heart and liver Lingjiao King~ You can be considered to have remembered to come and see me, I want to kill you~"

I'm worried that Lingjiao has demolished the rear base, and has been banning its feet recently, and they haven't seen each other for a few days.

Lingjiao treats Qian Million like a rebellious child treats his parents, the more you treat it, the more it doesn't care, but it still looks down on you in his heart.

Faced with Qian Million's excitement, Lingjiao turned a blind eye at all, directly bypassed him, pried open the refrigerator door with his front teeth, and then pulled it with his hooves, and the food full of refrigerator was spilled on the ground, and it sat in the middle with its legs and ate it.

Qian Million said nervously: "Wang, are you hungry, I'll ask someone to get you some hot food, it's not good for your stomach to eat like this." ”

Lingjiao glared at him: "Eventful!"

Qian Million hurriedly admitted his mistake: "Then I won't bother you, you are busy ......"

I sat down with Qian Million, who was wilting and sighing, and I asked him: "When I look at my brother, I haven't served the child, how can I be so used to it, the more I get used to it, the bigger the problem." ”

Don't look at Qian Wanwan, he usually respects me, but as soon as I say that Lingjiao is not, he will immediately be unhappy.

Qian Million snorted: "You have a child, and I have experience in pretending to be something." ”

I laughed, "How can this be called experience? I'm the father of two children." ”

Qian Million still disdainful: "Then you may not be better than me to educate children." ”

I said okay, let's not discuss the matter of educating children, and when you let Lingjiao torture life is worse than death, you yourself will come to me and shout for help.

I pushed him with my shoulder: "Let's not talk about children today, let's talk about daughter-in-law~"

Qian Million looked at me: "What are you looking for me today? ”

I smiled: "Isn't it because I'm afraid of your embarrassment~"

Qian Million seemed to realize something, and said nervously: "What's so embarrassing about this, the old man is old, and his health is getting worse for the sake of his career, and women are all late awakenings in this regard, the so-called thirty is like a wolf, forty is like a tiger, and fifty is ...... What's that look on your face?"

I looked at him with a smile: "It seems that my brother knows a lot about his own little things~ How about recently, I drank my brother's medicinal wine, but I settled your tigress?"

Qian Million was embarrassed at first, and then sighed: "Hey~ Brother Naochun's medicinal wine is a divine object, and my body that can't be replenished with this hormone can be adjusted." But the one in my house is not a tigress at all, it's just... It's just... It's a female version of the Spirit Jiao King~ How can I cope with my mortal body!"

"Hahahaha, Dad! It's okay to hold J8 so funny!!"

I leaned back and laughed, and my face turned red with shame.

Qian Million was ashamed and angry: "You kid don't have to laugh, don't think you're young, you have to be wasted if you meet like this! I just couldn't stand her needs and divorced back then, I was 18 that year! That's the age when I can pee in the wind!"

I wiped my tears and said, "Brother Qian is usually a big guy, but I didn't expect it to be so funny." ”

Qian Million snorted: "It's not because you touched my sensitive nerves. ”

finally led to his words, and I looked at it fiercely: "Yes~ Look, everyone has one or several sensitive nerves, and once they are touched, they often have unexpected effects." It can make the unsmiling overlord boss become funny, and it can also make the dissatisfied female version of Lingjiao ~~~"

Qian Wanwan stood up violently: "Boy, you have something to say, say it quickly!"

"Hehe, you can also go on the female version of the Lingjiao who is dissatisfied and become your pillow baby~"

Qian Million sat down again: "Jiaowa, you're talking about bullfrogs~"

It seems that this old brother Qian's psychological shadow is not small, I have hinted at it so obviously, it still can't inspire his confidence, maybe Mrs. Ma is really worthy of the title of the female version of Lingjiao. Eh, I said that he has such a soft spot for Lingjiao, he can't see the shadow of his wife from it.

I glanced at Lingjiao who was in the refrigerator and asked Qian Million in a low voice: "Brother, you tell me the truth, did you really buy Lingjiao King for bioengineering?

There are many thieves in Lingjiao, don't look at the usual dementia look, in fact, they are all pretended, when they faint from drinking, drinking, vomiting blood, they can be heard in all directions.

I thought it was the intention of the refrigerator day, but in fact, the attention was all on our side, and I whispered to ask Qian Million, so that it could hear it clearly.

"What?" Lingjiao raised his head from the refrigerator and asked, "Eat me?

Qian Million panicked: "No, no, no, no~~~ My troubled spring brother, my Lingjiao King, what do you think of the old man." To be honest, what I fancy is the bloodline character of the Lingjiao King. Later, I found out that it is a dragon and tiger in sexual affairs, and I have at most used the idea of stealing a few posture skills, and I never thought of eating it as a tonic~"

After Qian Million explained Lingjiao, he was still glaring at him angrily, I could only play a round and coughed: "I believe this statement~"

With my guarantee, Lingjiao put his mind at ease and continued to slap the refrigerator.

I admired Qian Million and said: "It can be seen from your efforts to change your physical condition that you are true love for Mrs. Ma~"

Qian Wanwan's eyes were filled with tears, as if recalling the past: "Yes, she was so charming back then, hehe, she hasn't changed at all now." ”

I stuck out my tongue secretly, and it didn't change at all? That is to say, it was the same dignity before? The taste of money is heavy enough.

Seeing that the emotional atmosphere had entered the expected rhythm, I finally released my big move: "Brother, don't believe it, my brother really has a way to help you get your sister-in-law~"

Qian Million was suspicious: "Help me, you mean we are 3......"

"Shit~ I'm not so heavy, okay!" I explained: "I mean I know my sister-in-law's g-spot, just tell you, you can ~~~~"

"Wait a minute~" Qian Million raised his hand to interrupt me, and then looked at me Your green bangs asked in a trembling voice: "What kind of relationship do you have with her?

"Don't get me wrong, my sister-in-law and I have never met, let alone met, and the reason why I was able to know this secret that even she didn't know was because... Because I didn't expect the rhythm of ......", so I could only make it up: "Because I have the ability to look at faces and distinguish G-spots!"

"Look at the face to identify the G-spot?"

"That's right, otherwise why do you think I can get the first beauty of a thousand machines~"

Speaking of which, there is no flaw in this, and the two of us laughed lewdly at the same time.

I attracted the spirit Jiao, and I poked my head and asked the two of us: "What's the matter?g point~"

I simply explained: "The so-called G-spot is a mysterious area that can make men do more with less and women cry in pain!"

Then I deeply popularized the various learnings and handouts in the booklet and the film to the two of them. When I finished speaking, I don't know when Qian Million and Lingjiao had already knelt down.

A man and a horse wept and bowed: "Idol!"

kicked away the spirit Jiao: "Get out, your ability is too strong, you don't need to learn this knowledge." ”

Then I whispered to Qian Wan and told him the location of the G-spot that I learned from Liu Laoliu.

After finishing speaking, I don't need to talk nonsense anymore, and said directly: "Brother Naochun is kind to me and reinvent, it is immoral for the elder brother to hide his private interests, let me tell you the truth, the elder brother is actually a god-level skill owner, the next dungeon is promoted, and the elder brother is willing to be the pawn of the elder brother of the chaotic spring!"

Everyone was happy, and I said goodbye to Lingjiao with Qian Million politely. Just about to leave, he found the refrigerator that had fallen to the side, so he said loudly: "Someone didn't have it?

Two of Qian Million's guards came in, they knew about my relationship with Qian Million, and they directly executed the order without asking for instructions.

The two of them walked to the refrigerator and looked at it, and one of them asked me, "Leader, what is this white greasy in the refrigerator?"

I squeaked, "Hmm... Popsicles are melted!"

The two flattered: "Don't throw it away if you melt it, what a pity! Just give it to the little one, let's eat it!"

"No!" I yelled at the same time as Qian Million Lingjiao.

The two were a little aggrieved, and muttered in a low voice: "What this guard is doing is not interesting, and he can't taste any sweetness." ”

I hurriedly took out a box of Coke to soothe the two of them and explained, "Actually, this ice cream is quite expensive... It's just too expensive, it's a gift I prepared for the King of Wannu, you two are tired, put it in a box, mix it with some milk and honey and help me send it!"