Chapter 0066 - Live Beast Taming-5
The second one in front of the camera will not pay attention to these things, and it is different from other anchors who will read their names and thank them when they see someone giving gifts.
He didn't even pay attention to whether the audience was giving gifts or anything like that, but instead noticed that the audience asked the parrots what else they would sing and what they wanted to order.
"Do you want to order a song?"
"Doesn't seem to work?"
"I just taught them a little bird. ”
Er Yi shook his head in embarrassment: "If you want to order songs, you have to teach them now!"
Not to mention the audience, the people around are also dumbfounded, is it in a hurry to teach now? In such a short period of time, teach a group of little parrots to sing a complete song?
A series of gift effects suddenly exploded on the screen, and then each special effect was followed by a barrage, all asking if Two One could teach the parrots to sing the song "Skittles' Dream".
Er Yi was stunned, he basically didn't have any music cells, he didn't usually listen to songs, and he didn't care about celebrities, singers and other characters, so he really didn't know that there was such a song.
"I can sing! I can sing!"
Shu Meizi, who likes small animals and is very envious of the two one training parrots, raised her little hand and said with great interest: "I'll teach the parrots to sing "Skittles' Dream", right?"
"Uh......"
Eryi hesitated for a moment, it was really hard to tell her, even if she could sing, without skills such as [Animal Affinity], [Domesticating Animals], [Animal Conversation], [Animal Training], [Seductive Animals], [Dominating Animals], etc., it would be impossible for the parrots to understand what she meant, let alone learn a song from her.
But after thinking about it, Er Yi still didn't refuse Sister Shu's kindness, the little parrots couldn't learn from her, but he could!
He can learn this song first, and then teach the parrots, so that he can harvest a wave of soul energy from the 256 parrots!
"Alright, here you go!"
Er Yi shrugged his shoulders and gave up his position in front of the camera to Shu Meizi.
But the table with the notebook was crowded with a bunch of fluffy hamsters, chinchillas, and rabbits, and there was nowhere to start.
Shu Meizi was suddenly a little at a loss, and wanted to take down a chinchilla lying on the mouse, but she was afraid of disturbing its good interest...... I don't know what to think about this thing.,Maybe it's comfortable to lie on the curved mouse, right?
But the problem is that posture looks like it's "beeping ~" the mouse?
Seeing the audience in the live broadcast room who were already laughing crazy, Eryi frantically sent barrages such as "Live broadcast beep mouse, monthly income of millions!", "Blatantly live action movie, reported!", etc., couldn't help sweating, and quickly grabbed the fat chinchilla by the neck, and rescued the ravaged mouse.
But his action not only provoked the loving Shu Meizi, and angrily snatched Totoro and hugged him in his arms, but also caused a group of old drivers in the live broadcast room to go wild:
"My Neighbor Totoro: MMP, I don't want to lose face?"
"Mouse: MMP, the old lady finally waited for the opportunity!"
"Lovers of Totoro, strongly condemn!"
"Mouse lovers, strongly condemn it!"
"My Neighbor Totoro and Mouse are true love! The anchor artificially interferes with My Neighbor Totoro's normal reproduction behavior, which is inhumane!"
"Humanity: Lao Tzu recruited you and provoked you, why do you blame me for everything?"
......
Er Yi couldn't help but roll his eyes, and simply ignored the barrage.
There are people who have something to say about what this is doing, and just now I saw a few "caring people" shouting in the barrage, saying that training pets is too cruel and should be released into the natural or something.
These pets have been domesticated for I don't know how many generations, and they have long since completely lost their wildness and survival instincts, and letting them go back to nature is to let them die, right?
Besides, these "caring people" are not pets, how do you know what the pets think?
Keeping a pet may sound like imprisoning the nature of animals, but from the perspective of animals, isn't it an adaptive evolution to survive?
Instead of surviving in the wild, living in a warm nest provided by humans, where the wind does not blow or rain, and there is no need to worry about being eaten by natural enemies, it is not a kind of improvement in the quality of life.
The only difference is that in the past, you had to earn your own life, but now you can live comfortably just by selling cuteness.
What is the fundamental difference between the change of living environment and the main survival purpose of animals whose main purpose of survival is feeding and reproduction?
In addition, the animals want to return to nature, but you two-legged beasts, why don't you leave a piece of land for Lao Tzu in the wild?
Even powerful animals like lions and tigers outside are about to be exterminated by your calamity.
Natural selection, survival of the fittest, you look stupid, the wolf that always wants to wander around is about to become extinct, right? The remaining few are also locked in cages and can't come out casually.
But the smart husky not only eats and drinks well, but is served by the two-legged beast with the fish's lips all day long, and tears it at home, pulls it when it wants, and can go out for a walk around with the two-legged beast if it has nothing to do, how happy is it?
Okay, it's crooked, let's get down to business......
Shu Meizi hugged a chinchilla, found the audio of "Skittles' Dream" in her notebook, and clicked on the karaoke accompaniment to play it. (It is recommended to play this song and eat it simultaneously)
Sitting in front of the camera, he began to shake his body cutely, and while shaking, he also pinched Totoro's little claws and paws and waved the rhythm, making Totoro look confused.
Er Yi looked at the poor Totoro's face, "Who am I, where am I, what am I doing?", twitched the corners of his mouth miserably, and began to listen to Shu Meizi singing seriously.
Unexpectedly, with the music, Shu Meizi not only started singing, but as if her tongue was shortened, she started chatting with her tongue big:
"I'm a bunny!"
Shu Meizi, who tilted her head, blinked her eyes and put the chinchilla in her hand to her ear.
put on a phone call, pouted and said cutely: "Today, I went to Rainbow Mountain with the mushroom elephant, will you go?"
He pretended to be cute again, and said innocently: "What are you doing in Rainbow Mountain?"
Then he asked and answered himself, put Totoro on his face and rubbed it, and twisted his body around: "The fruit tree has opened fruit, but it is sweet and sweet, will you go?"
Putting on a scared look, he hugged Totoro in his arms and rubbed it: "I'm afraid of the big gray lady......"
pretended to be speechless again, and said in a long voice: "The big gray lady doesn't eat bear ......"
The last face suddenly said: "Ah! Then I'll go, wait for me~"
Eryi's face is weird, this is also called singing? Children's songs are not so bad, right?