Chapter 143: The joke is too big

readx;? On April 13, in the afternoon, after Fang Xiaowu was busy with the matter at hand, he planned to have some fun. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

He knew that the people from the Bat Cave had come to Huayang City, but no matter how bold the people of the Bat Cave were, they didn't dare to commit murder on the street, so even if the old man came to Huayang City, he didn't have to worry about his safety.

Those who should come will always come, and even if they don't come, they can't avoid it, with such an idea, Fang Xiaowu took He Bin and Meng Fei with them, and when he heard that there was a **** nearby, it was not bad, so he wanted to listen to a little song and relax.

Someone once said that as long as there are people, there is ****.

Throughout the ages, men have been in tune with this.

Therefore, since the day **** was born, it has never died out, but it has been called another way, and the faΓ§ade has changed with the changes of the times.

When it was almost dark, Fang Xiaowu, He Bin, and Meng Fei came to the **** gate.

I saw the red lanterns hanging high, and the people in front of the door came and went, which was very noisy.

More than a dozen girls who were playing flamboyant were soliciting customers in front of the door, and their concentration was a little weak, and they entered the ** cave without taking a few steps.

Fang Xiaowu came to **** not to find a girl, but to listen to music and add interest to life.

Living in a big city, in addition to doing things and practicing every day, there is almost no entertainment, if the time is short, you can stand it, and if you have a long time, you will definitely not be able to stand it, so it is a good choice to listen to a little song and relieve boredom.

The three of them entered the ****, and He Bin arranged everything, so they didn't have to stay in the hall, but chartered a small courtyard, and the big girls with their bodies sang songs, and the music played on the side was also slippery big girls, so why not be a big joy for people.

Fang Xiaowu closed his eyes and enjoyed a little song for a while, and was galloping into his work when a noise suddenly came from next door.

Before he could open his eyes, He Bin walked out to see what was going on.

However, He Bin had just gone out for less than a few seconds before he retreated, and he was pointed back with a sword.

He Bin's cultivation is higher than the other party, but he doesn't dare to make a move, because the other party is someone he doesn't dare to offend, if he dares to do it, he must be the one who will be beaten in the end.

Fang Xiaowu just looked ahead, not noticing what was happening behind him, and at this time, several girls in front of him, whether they were singing or playing, all stopped, their faces were slightly panicked, but they didn't dare to move.

"Hey, why don't you sing?" Fang Xiaowu said.

"Fang Xiaowu, it turns out that you are a womanizer. A voice came from behind her, it was Zhu Jingwen.

Fang Xiaowu was startled, hurriedly stood up, and turned around with Meng Fei, only to see He Bin being pointed at by Mo Xiang with a sword, and he was retreating step by step.

A little farther away, Zhu Jingwen is still dressed as a woman, but the color is different from last time, and it is not a strong suit, but a boy's suit, with a cold face on her face.

followed by Hanxiang, who also had a bad face.

This picture looks a little weird, like a wife who found out that her husband was shopping around **** with a house slave, and in a fit of anger, she brought a maid to **** Xingshi to ask for guilt.

But in fact, there is no relationship between Fang Xiaowu and Zhu Jingwen, if there is any, it is the relationship between men and women.

"County ......" Fang Xiaowu said.

"What is the county?" Han Xiangjiao shouted: "My young lady's surname is Niu." ”

Fang Xiaowu is a smart person, and hurriedly changed his words: "Miss Niu, why are you here?"

"Why can't I come?" Zhu Jingwen put her hands behind her back, looking like a disciple, but her slightly bulging chest had betrayed her.

At this time, Mo Xiang put away the sword and retreated behind Zhu Jingwen.

He Bin retreated to Fang Xiaowu's side, not daring to have any complaints.

As a qualified entourage, you must know that there are things to do and not to do, the kind of entourage that will only provoke the master to provoke right and wrong, and he is not even worthy of being an entourage, at best, he is a slave, to put it mildly, it is a bad slave.

"Since Miss Niu has this Yaxing, let's go together. Fang Xiaowu said.

"Together, who's with you, I'm not as **** as you. ”

"Miss Niu, I'll just listen to the music, can this be called ****?"

"In my eyes, anyone who enters this kind of occasion belongs to the womanizer, if it weren't for Aunt Yun saying that this is the nature of many men, whoever comes in, I see one castration after another. ”

Fang Xiaowu smiled bitterly and said, "Food, sex, is there still a man who is not ****?"

Zhu Jingwen snorted and said, "Of course there are, such as my father, and there are monks with high concentration. ”

Fang Xiaowu said secretly: "If your father is so ugly, where did you come from? Don't say that you jumped out of the stone." ”

He didn't dare to say this kind of thing in front of Zhu Jingwen, so he could only think about it secretly, and said with a smile: "Ling Zun is not an ordinary person, he is indeed different from ordinary men. ”

"What kind of ordinary man?" Zhu Jingwen raised her eyebrows and said, "It's all men except my father." ”

"Good, good, Lingzun is the first in the world, unique. Then let me ask, Miss Niu, since you don't want to listen to the little song with me, do you have any instructions for coming in?"

"Fang Xiaowu, you listen with me, I want you to go with me immediately. ”

"Why? Where are you going?"

"Don't ask. ”

Hearing this, Fang Xiaowu suddenly remembered a person, and this person was the goddess sister who seemed to be dreamy and not dreamy, but real but legendary-Wu Ji.

Since the last time he got Wu Ji's mantra, as long as he has time, he will secretly practice the mantra, but after cultivating until now, I don't know if he is too stupid or for other reasons, no matter how he meditates, he can't find that there is a Ding in his mind.

I wonder if Takehime ever thought about him?

How is Wu Ji doing now?

Isn't it still so cold and arrogant and beautiful?

......

"What are you thinking?" Zhu Jingwen snorted suddenly.

"Nothing. Fang Xiaowu came back to his senses.

"Nothing? Hmph, you must be thinking about something unclean, I thought you were a little different from other men, it turned out that there was no difference, in vain to me...... Forget it, let's go, this kind of place is not fun, it's not interesting. ”

After Zhu Jingwen finished speaking, she turned around and left with ink fragrance and Hanxiang, coming and going in a hurry.

"Fuck, this girl ran in for no reason, and now she's patting her ass and leaving, what's the matter? ”

The more Fang Xiaowu thought about it, the more angry he became, if the other party was another woman, he would definitely chase him out and ask for clarification, but the other party was the daughter of the king of Pingxi, and he was the county lord, he really wanted to do this, and he didn't want to stay in Huayang City in the future.

After a while, the ink fragrance and the fragrance turned back and forth, and his face turned pale.

When Fang Xiaowu saw it, he felt strange and asked, "Why are you back again, what about your young lady?"

"Little ...... Miss was kidnapped......" said in a trembling voice.

"What?" Fang Xiaowu was taken aback.

He Bin and Meng Fei's faces changed drastically.

Who ate the bear's heart and leopard's gall and dared to kidnap the daughter of the king of Pingxi? Do you think this is a very interesting thing?

"Where? Take me there. ”

Fang Xiaowu gave He Bin a look, meaning to ask He Bin to stay here and don't let those girls talk nonsense.

Subsequently, he took Meng Fei, Mo Xiang, and Hanxiang to quickly leave **** and rush to the place where Zhu Jingwen was taken captive.

After crossing a few streets and entering an alley, Fang Xiaowu suddenly felt that something was wrong, but he couldn't remember anything wrong for a while.

"Where was the county lord taken captive, what did you do here before?" Fang Xiaowu asked casually.

Without waiting for Mo Xiang and Hanxiang to answer, a loud laugh suddenly came from the front of the alley.

I saw a figure flying like a wild goose, and after landing, he laughed and trembled, isn't it Zhu Jingwen?

At this moment, Fang Xiaowu understood that he had been tricked by these three girls.

Meng Fei also understood, and secretly looked at Fang Xiaowu's face, and found that Fang Xiaowu's face was actually not angry.

Fang Xiaowu's face was not angry, but he was angry in his heart, and without waiting for Zhu Jingwen to finish laughing, he turned around and strode away, without even saying a word.

"Hey, don't go. ”

Zhu Jingwen found that Fang Xiaowu had turned to leave, hurriedly suppressed her laughter, and shouted.

However, Fang Xiaowu strode forward without looking back, walking farther and farther, followed by Meng Fei who didn't know what to do.

"County Lord, he seems to be really angry. ”

"Wouldn't I? I'm just joking with him, and I'm even angry about that?"

"County Lord, you are a daughter, honestly, this kind of joke...... Who?"

At this moment, a person suddenly appeared at the end of the alley, because it was too far away, and the light was not very good, and this guy deliberately lowered his head, so even Zhu Jingwen, who had the highest cultivation and the best eyesight, did not see his appearance clearly.

On the other side, Fang Xiaowu walked faster and faster, even if he heard something different behind him, he only regarded it as a trick of one master and two servants, he had already been fooled once, would he go on it a second time?

Boom!

Suddenly there was a small vibration in the alley, and then there was no sound except footsteps.

Meng Fei couldn't help but look back, his eyes couldn't help but widen, and he shouted, "Fang Shao!"

"Don't be fooled, that's their ......"

Fang Xiaowu glanced back, and saw that in the depths of the alley, Moxiang and Hanxiang all fell to the ground, trembling all over their bodies, as if they were shivering, Zhu Jingwen was gone, and immediately knew that this time it was not acting, but that Zhu Jingwen was really taken away.

Fang Xiaowu floated over, squatted down and stretched out his hand to touch Hanxiang's face, he felt surprisingly cold, with his cultivation, he couldn't resist it.

"Meng Laosan, don't look for it, come down and protect the Fa for me. ”

Fang Xiaowu shouted, picked up Hanxiang and Moxiang at the same time, put them against the wall, and divided his hands left and right, and landed on the chests of the two women, Hanxiang on the left and Moxiang on the right.

At the same time, Meng Fei, who was scurrying around, trying to find Zhu Jingwen's whereabouts, hurriedly fell back to the alley, used all his strength, and observed the movements around him intently.