Chapter 50: Tengu
On the western outskirts of Yanling City, the blue scale eagle looked at Mu Qingtian who was treating its wounds, angry and a little moved, and his eyes were full of struggle and incomprehension.
"Lao Tzu took an arrow, put a cruel word and it's over?"
In the end, the sand sculpture still couldn't hold back.
"Xiaobi, you're still too young!" said the big black dog in an old-fashioned manner.
Xiao Budian nodded approvingly.
"Wonyima, what do you mean?"
The blue scale eagle is like a sand sculpture, and it can't understand these black-hearted guys at all.
"It's not too late for a gentleman to take revenge for ten years, a villain takes revenge, from morning to night, I am neither a gentleman nor a villain, and I never leave an overnight revenge, unless I have other plans or can't beat it!"
Mu Qingtian peeled off the runes in the body of the blue scale carving, looking confident.
"That's right, let's say, what's going on?"
The Emerald Eagle suddenly became excited.
It has been crisscrossing the mountains for 800 miles for decades, and it is the only one who bullies others, where has it ever suffered such a big loss.
"That dog officer, it's too cheap to kill him, you must give him a lesson that you will never forget!" Mu Qingtian gritted his teeth and said.
"Be careful with your wording!"
The big black dog glared at Mu Qingtian viciously, as long as others mentioned the dog, it would blow up.
Mu Qingtian was too lazy to bird it, his eyes rolled, and he already had an idea.
"This should be enough for him to drink a pot!"
Mu Qingtian took out the bullshit pill that he had refined in the Butterfly Valley and laughed evilly.
"I don't think that's enough, plus that pink one, the heat is almost there!"
The big black dog glanced at the elixir in Mu Qingtian's hand and said meaningfully.
"Wool, that pill is a good thing, I guess he still can't wait for me to give it to him!"
Mu Qingtian immediately shook his head.
"Mu Hei, in some ways, you are still a younger brother, and the quality of the elixir depends on the usage!"
The big black dog looked disdainful, then looked at Xiao Budian and asked, "Little mouse, did we meet a group of bonobos on the way here?"
"That's right, a group of guys with low intelligence, the third order is the pinnacle!"
Little is not interested in it, and I don't know what the big black dog wants to do.
"Give me a few of those pills, and then I'll catch some male bonobos, and you and the little mouse will tie up the one who killed a thousand knives, will you?" asked the big black dog, unfathomable.
Mu Qingtian was stunned for a moment, and then his pupils contracted violently.
"I'll go, dead dog, you're a dead pervert, it's disgusting!"
Mu Qingtian thought of what the big black dog was going to do, and suddenly got goosebumps.
"You can't have some special love because of what happened last time, right?" Mu Qingtian looked at it with a suspicious expression.
"Roll the calves!"
The big black dog snatched the pill from Mu Qingtian's hand and rushed out.
"What are you talking about?"
Not to mention the blue scale carving, even the little ones are a little confused.
"Don't ask so much, Xiaobi stay well, Xiao Bu come with me, there will be a good show with spicy eyes later!"
After Mu Qingtian finished speaking, he rushed to the west gate of Yanling City with Xiao Budian.
"Little one, can you sneak into the city gate tower silently?"
Coming to the vicinity of the city gate tower, Mu Qingtian looked at Xiao Budian.
"That city guard should not be able to find me at the beginning of the True Yuan Realm, no problem!" Xiao Budian patted his little chest and said.
Now that it was in the middle of the fifth order, and with its small size, it was really difficult for those people to find it.
"Then you can go up and throw these pills into the wine while they are not looking, can you do it?"
Mu Qingtian stuffed a handful of pills to Xiao Budian.
When he was under the city gate during the day, Mu Qingtian found out that the city guard was a drunkard, and even when he talked to him, he held a wine jar in his hand.
"Boss, what kind of medicine is this?"
Little is a little curious.
"This is called bullshit pill, no matter who eats it, it will be bullshit, stinky, I also added a little ten-spice soft tendon powder in it, hehe!"
At the beginning, the big black dog tried the medicine himself, and the effect was indeed not covered, and it was appropriate to name it with bullshit.
"Great!"
After Xiao Budian finished speaking, he disappeared in a flash.
And Mu Qingtian was not idle, he approached the city wall from the other side, and then knocked a few pre-prepared array flags into the ground, and began to sit cross-legged on the ground to attract the field.
Although outsiders couldn't see anything, there were dozens of rune vines swimming underground, and they soon climbed to the top of the city gate tower.
"Boss, it's done!"
Xiao Budian came back not long after he went up, and the city guard was probably drunk and dreamy, and he had no vigilance at all, so Xiao Budian easily succeeded.
"Well, wait and see!"
Mu Qingtian sat quietly cross-legged on the ground.
On the tower of the city gate, a guard returned from the city, holding a few roast chickens and a leg of mutton.
"Head, here for the drinks!" shouted the guard.
"You kid is too slow, come, go!"
The city guard had long been addicted to alcohol, so he grabbed the roast chicken and ate and drank it, and of course his dogs were not polite, and they also ate and drank.
Poof!
It didn't take long for a series of fart sounds to be heard from the tower of the city gate, and then it was like a thousand-year-old pit, and the stench was stinking.
The most desperate thing is that those guards are so weak that they can't even leave, and they are directly fainted by their own stinky fart.
The city guard was the True Yuan Realm, and he immediately wanted to force out the wine he had drunk, but it was too late, and he could only barely stand, and he couldn't use the True Yuan at all.
"Got it!"
Mu Qingtian immediately activated the array flag, and dozens of rune vines rushed out, tying up the city guard and his doglegs, and roughly dragging them down the city gate.
The city guard is the leader, but it was those little minions who released the cold arrows today, and Mu Qingtian didn't want to let them go.
"It's you!"
The city guard is also powerful, and after being dragged down the city gate, he can still stay awake.
Bang! Bang!
However, facing him was a small one.
"It stinks!"
Xiao Budian threw the stick aside, covering his nose in disgust.
In this way, the city guard of the west gate of the dignified Yanling City and his subordinates were taken away silently.
When Mu Qingtian and Xiao Budian came back, everything was already ready on the big black dog's side.
"What the hell does this mean?"
On the edge of a huge crater, the scaly eagle looked at a few chimpanzees roaring inside.
"Xiaobi, don't ask so much, let's watch the dead dog show!"
Mu Qingtian walked to the side with Xiao Budian, and he couldn't bear to look at it.
"Ahem, first step one, Tengu peeing!"
The big black dog didn't know how much water he drank, and when he soaked in urine, he woke up eight people.
"What's going on, where is this?"
The city guards and those guards looked around for unknown reasons, and when they saw Mu Qingtian's faces clearly, they couldn't help but be shocked.
"Little beast, dare to attack the Vermilion Bird City Guard, you are not small, are you not afraid of being punished by the Nine Clans?"
At this time, the city guard was still holding the official stand, and he did not repent at all.
"Dead dog, get me to death!"
Mu Qingtian looked at the hateful appearance of the city guard, and when he looked at the big hole in the chest of the blue scale carving, he suddenly became angry.
"Great!"
The big black dog immediately smashed the pink elixir that Mu Qingtian had given it and sprinkled it under the pit.
"Roaring ——"
It didn't take long for several bonobos in the pit to become red-eyed and agitated.
"What are you going to do?"
When the city guards saw the chimpanzees with sturdy physiques, constantly drooling, and extremely hot eyes on their lower bodies, they only felt their legs and stomachs tremble, and they could no longer remain calm.