Chapter 356: Canned herring that shines in the Tang Dynasty
Speaking of farming, Fang Xuanling and Du Ruhui are obviously stronger than Li Shimin, and they are not strong from the south wall to the north wall, but they are really strong and proficient, after all, the household department has to calculate the number of cultivated cattle.
Therefore, they are still clear about the basic common sense of farming, such as the plough needs two oxen to pull.
So it only took a moment for them to realize that something was wrong. "Hey, this plough ······" Fang Xuanling was the first to speak out, obviously discovering something unusual.
Du Ruhui on the other side also had a hint of disbelief in his eyes, feeling that he had a problem with his eyes.
After a long time, after the two of them glanced at each other, they finally understood the reason why His Majesty had asked them to come here, and if it could be promoted, it would be of great benefit to the whole world.
"Congratulations, Your Majesty, the artifact!" the two couldn't help but say in unison, with a hint of excitement in their words.
"I am so happy, this joy is all the people of Datang. Li Shimin waved his hand very forcefully and said, but the joy in his words could not be concealed.
As for the eldest grandson Wuji, who originally had a headache, he finally found out that something was wrong under the prompting of the two.
It has long been known that at least oxen are needed to plough the land, but there are human beings pulling the plough on the wasteland.
instantly understood the meaning of this, and the eldest grandson Wuji immediately lost his sorrow.
"This is the assignment assigned by the national teacher to Lizhi to find out the difference between the new plow and the old plow. In this era, Li Shimin's voice gradually sounded, talking about the causes and consequences of this incident.
"God bless the Tang Dynasty and the immortal master will hang the curtain. ”
It is about Liu Tianyu, Fang Xuanling, Du Ruhui, Changsun Wuji and others can only do to worship Liu Tianyu's place of residence.
After obtaining the artifact of cultivating the fields, Li Shimin naturally wanted to seize the time to popularize the world as soon as possible.
Of course, before this, Li Shimin inevitably had to be embarrassed.
However, just as Li Shimin was dying, the news of the Turkic invasion was like a basin of cold water poured on his head.
To tell the truth, I got high-yield immortal potatoes, and now I have the magic of farming.
If Li Shimin is given even one year, Li Shimin will not be afraid of the Turks, and if there is one year to develop, Li Shimin dares to pack a ticket to let the Turks have no return, not to mention the Turkic army of 100,000 to attack, even if it is 200,000, Li Shimin is sure to crucify him in the territory of the Tang Dynasty.
However, there are no ifs in reality.
The Tang Dynasty was first built, and not long ago it experienced the Xuanwumen incident, so it can be said that the current Datang is like a leaky wooden boat, and it is also a wooden boat with many holes like a sieve.
At this time, the Tang Dynasty and the Turks had no chance of winning the war.
Even if you are lucky enough to win, the consequences of the battle at this time are also something that Datang cannot afford at this time.
It is precisely for this reason that there will be a humiliating Weishui Alliance in history.
Hearing the report that the Turks were coming, Li Shimin was in no mood at the moment, and hurriedly summoned hundreds of officials to discuss how to deal with the Turks.
However, the so-called Qiao woman is difficult to cook without rice, at this time, the Tang Dynasty has no one to ask for food, so even if there are many famous generals who can fight well in the palace, you can't expect these light commanders to be able to retreat the Turkic army with one enemy and ten thousand.
Therefore, after deliberation, the Manchu civil and military forces did not come up with a suitable idea.
"Go and ask the immortal master. Just when everyone was at a loss, a slightly weak voice sounded.
The person who opened his mouth was Cheng Jin, a little expert in death.
That's right.
The officials are not mistaken, it is Cheng Biting Jin.
Some people may see this and ask, isn't Cheng Yanjin still kneeling, why did he appear here, and he hasn't explained it before.
Indeed, the previous thing was not explained in the process of biting gold.
However, there was no explanation before, which does not mean that Cheng Yanjin has been kneeling there.
You must know that it has been nine days since the day Cheng Biting Jin died.
In fact, Cheng Yanjin knelt for five days, and Liu Tianyu let him go back.
There's no way, it's not that Liu Tianyu is soft-hearted, it's really Cheng Biting Jin who died when he knelt down.
As we all know, most people can last up to five to seven days without eating or drinking.
Cheng Biting Jin was punished for kneeling, but it was really not a drop of water, and the rice was not eaten.
So when he knelt down for five days, Cheng Yanjin had basically reached the limit, and he would really die if he knelt down.
Liu Tianyu originally had no intention of killing him, and punishing Cheng Biting Jin was just to send a signal to the outside world of 'don't play tricks on me, I'm not easy to mess with'.
Therefore, seeing that Cheng Biting Jin was about to hang up, Liu Tianyu let him go back at that moment.
After recuperating at home for two days, Cheng Yanjin had not yet recovered, but due to the Turkic invasion, as a national prince and a general of the army, Cheng Yanjin also dragged his weak body to participate in the parliament.
"That's right, we still have an immortal master~~!"
"Yes, yes, go and ask the immortal master!"
"Yes·········"
"Not bad·········
After biting the gold in the process, the civil and military officials finally remembered that they still had a great god in the Tang Dynasty, and the original sad face began to clear at the moment, in their opinion, as long as the immortals made a move, then this crisis was nothing at all, so they began to make noise.
"However, although my Tang Dynasty is declining, we still have immortal masters. At this time, Li Shimin also reacted, and waved his big hand: "Go, go and ask the immortal master." ”
So...
A large number of people rushed towards Liu Tianyu's place in such a mighty manner.
After meeting Liu Tianyu, Li Shimin first told the Turkic invasion in detail, and then went to the end and shouted: "Please protect my Tang Dynasty from the immortal master." ”
"Please protect my Datang from the Immortal Master. Li Shimin's words fell, and the civil and military officials who followed Li Shimin also bowed and shouted as if they had been rehearsed.
"Alright, I know, get up. Liu Tianyu waved his hand lightly.
Turkic invasion, Liu Tianyu really has to take care of it.
If nothing else, for his own benefit, he could not sit idly by.
Now the relationship between Liu Tianyu and Datang is like a gardener and a flower and plant.
The current Datang is the flower and plant, and it is still a flower and plant that has not grown into a flower or bloom.
Liu Tianyu, the gardener, now needs to take care of this flower and plant carefully, cultivate it carefully, and then look forward to its maturity.
At present, the flowers and plants of Datang are still immature, and it can be said that they are most afraid of wind and rain when they have just grown green shoots.
Now the Turks are like the storm, and the storm is raging.
The young shoot of Datang is now absolutely unable to withstand the destruction of the Turks.
Therefore, for his own benefit, it is impossible for Liu Tianyu, a gardener, to watch the Turkic storm destroy the flowers and plants he has carefully cared for.
"Thank you, Immortal Master. Although Liu Tianyu did not explicitly say that he would make a move, Liu Tianyu did not refuse, so Li Shimin immediately thought that Liu Tianyu had agreed, and thanked him again.
"Thank you, Immortal Master. Li Shimin spoke, and the hundred officials behind him naturally hurriedly followed the crowd, and there was another deafening shout.
After thanking them, Li Shimin and the others began to wait for Liu Tianyu's next words.
However, Liu Tianyu did not pay attention to Li Shimin and others for the first time, but lowered his head and began to think about it.
The invasion of the Turkic army of 100,000 may be a crisis for Li Shimin and others, and it is also a big crisis.
But to be honest, this is really not a matter for Liu Tianyu.
If Liu Tianyu makes a move, as long as he is given enough time, he can cut down all the 100,000 people himself.
But Liu Tianyu knew he couldn't do that.
He cut down all the 100,000 Turkic people, indicating that the matter seemed to be solved, but Liu Tianyu knew that if he really did that, it was estimated that he would be kicked out by the Heavenly Dao Will of this side of the world.
To put it bluntly, it's too foul.
Although he didn't know where the ultimate bottom line of this world was, Liu Tianyu didn't dare to offend it easily.
If you are not afraid of 10,000, you are afraid of what happens.
It's good that he didn't have an accident in person, but if something happened, then all his previous investment would be wasted.
Therefore, this risk cannot be taken.
Can't be hands-on.
It stands to reason that Liu Tianyu has a lot of various props in his hands.
Not to mention those super-sized props such as the imperial tools that are too powerful, they are all kinds of modern weapons obtained by him from the previous ransacking of the US military base, if these are released, let alone the Turkic army of 100,000, even a special army of one million can wipe out its entire army.
However, Liu Tianyu still did not dare to use it.
The reason and the fact that he did not dare to do it himself are the same reason.
Large-scale modern weapons of destruction, in Liu Tianyu's opinion, are particularly foul.
Therefore, Liu Tianyu is thinking about what less foul props he should use in this matter.
"Poof~~~~!"
Liu Tianyu has too many things in his hands, and it is really difficult to find any suitable props in a short period of time, so he can't help but think about it for a long time.
It is estimated that the people below also bent over and pouted for a little longer, and then someone couldn't hold back and accidentally let go of a sound.
As you can imagine, a group of people were bending over and waiting patiently, and then suddenly someone farted.
I guess the unluckiest one is the one behind the fart guy.
But not to mention how the one behind the fart was in at this time, Liu Tianyu suddenly opened his mouth because of this fart.
The Turks were dominated by cavalry.
Liu Tianyu couldn't bear to directly kill the Turks, and he didn't dare to indirectly kill and injure the Turks with foul weapons, but Liu Tianyu could start from the Turks' mounts.
As long as the mounts of the Turkic cavalry are in disarray, then the army of 100,000 is like a lamb to the slaughter.
Thinking of this, Liu Tianyu immediately had an idea.
"Immortal Master ???" Seeing Liu Tianyu raise his head, Li Shimin knew that Liu Tianyu was going to have an explanation, so he shouted respectfully at the moment, signaling Liu Tianyu I am here, I have something to say.
"Well, let's try this first. Liu Tianyu took out a box of canned herring from the storage space and handed it over.
Don't ask Liu Tianyu why his canned herring hasn't run out yet.
In fact, Liu Tianyu had already used up the original canned herring, but he had harvested another batch at the military base before.
I don't know why American GIs are so heavy-tasted, there are really a lot of these things in military bases, and Liu Tianyu didn't pick them when he was cleaning up, so now Liu Tianyu has canned herring in his hand, which is not unusual.
Not long ago, when Liu Tianyu was sorting out the supplies, he found that this kind of chemical weapon was mixed into his storage space, and he felt that this thing would be a disaster if he used it several times, but it was still very easy to use as a stink bomb at that time, so Liu Tianyu organized it and stored it separately.
No, there's a place for it now.
"It's ·····" Seeing Liu Tianyu hand over an iron box, Li Shimin has seen an iron box like this, and he has seen it from Li Lizhen, it is a delicacy called canned fish, and he has not only seen but also eaten it, Li Shimin's evaluation of that thing is delicious, but at this time, Liu Tianyu took this thing out Li Shimin was a little confused, he even doubted whether Liu Tianyu took it wrong, and was about to phrase it to remind Liu Tianyu.
"Open. Liu Tianyu didn't know what Li Shimin was thinking, and motioned for Li Shimin to open the can.
Although he was suspicious in his heart, Liu Tianyu let himself open it, which means that the thing was not taken wrong, so with doubts, Liu Tianyu was ready to open the box immediately.
"Get people in the middle of the crowd and open it. Just when Li Shimin immediately opened the can, Liu Tianyu spoke again.
"Yes. "Anyway, the truth will soon be revealed, and now what Liu Tianyu says about Li Shimin, he immediately beckoned a eunuch and asked him to go among the ministers to open the can.
Speaking of which, a few more words.
I don't know if it's the one who stood behind the fart minister who was particularly unlucky today, the little eunuch came to the hundred officials with a can, and he just walked in front of this one.
Syllable~~~!
The can is opened.
And then ·····
"Vomit ......"
The terrible smell erupted crazily, even a group of people who came out of the sea of blood in the corpse mountain widened their eyes one after another, and the terrible smell swept through the entire area in an instant like a storm, even Li Shimin, who was a little far away, was widened by the smoke, and then without any hesitation, he bent over and began to vomit!
As for Liu Tianyu...
Liu Tianyu began to hold his breath the moment the can was opened.
About half an hour later.
All the civil and military officials are as spiritless as frosted eggplants.
This group of people had the idea of tearing Liu Tianyu in their hearts, but they didn't dare.
I don't even have the courage to scold.
"This thing...... It's disgusting!" Li Shimin, who was a little relieved, made a final decision and determined that the canned herring was anti-human.
Liu Tianyu smiled, and then took out something from his arms: "This thing is a hundred times more smelly than that can!"
Swish!
Liu Tianyu's words fell, everyone around him disappeared in an instant, and all of them left Liu Tianyu at least ten meters away, Liu Tianyu glanced at everyone with disdain, and then said: "It's not for you, you're afraid of a fart, come here, I'm experimenting with the power of this, this is a sharp weapon used to deal with the Turkic army." ”
As soon as Liu Tianyu's voice fell, Li Shimin and the others ran further.
“mmP......”
"Get out of here. ”
Although very reluctant, Li Shimin and the civil and military officials still rolled back.
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