Chapter 25: Changing Coffins with Mobile Phones (2-in-1)

When Liu Changan came to the carriage, he didn't say anything long-winded, but continued to tell the story of "Covering the Sky".

This time he spoke for a longer time, without pausing in between, and only stopped when he reached a critical rhythm, and went back to make a pot of tea in his hand.

Back in the carriage, Liu Changan poured a few sips of hot tea, and then continued: "Speaking of which, what the protagonist's ex-girlfriend Li Xiaoman did showed all kinds of details that she couldn't match with the protagonist. Unlike the ancients like you, in our modern view, to become a heroine, the most important thing is to make the reader feel that she has the attributes, background, cuteness that matches the protagonist, and the most important thing is not to have the kind of disgust that stimulates the reader's self-esteem and pride, otherwise it will be difficult to wash the white. ”

In fact, this is the natural cultural root influence, read the "Book of Songs" carefully, you will find that the matching of men and women is very in place, girls with cunning children, mature women with Jishi, poor women with scholars, women with strong men, ladies with gentlemen, and this rule of matching, but written simple, luxurious, elegant and amorous. Write about the world of love, keep sad but not sad, lustful but not obscene elegance...... Well, in fact, it's okay to be lewd at all, many of the women in the text are very well written, and it is inevitable that people will be ready to move and add some erotic descriptions, which is nature. ”

Liu Changan took another sip of tea, glanced at the quiet and calm coffin, and then said, "The protagonist and his party came to a different world environment, and what they did fully reflected some political problems, because politics is necessarily a non-individual behavior, so it also implies that collective behavior takes precedence over individual behavior, which is where politics is disgusting many times, and the protagonist's actions are against political behavior, which is one of the cool points that are very popular with readers." The school of thought, represented by the ancient Greek thinker Aristotle, believes that politics is not just the behavior of people to meet their own needs under the condition of scarce resources...... This is reflected in the protagonist's party when they seize and distribute the magic weapons, and politics involves more complex issues, which are reflected in this story, who should have a greater say, who should be the leader, to what extent should his power be limited, and how can the power of the leader be justified when the interests of a small group or individual conflict?"

"I'm talking to you about the book "Covering the Sky", not to make you feel how interesting the story is, the cool point of the protagonist's ability to upgrade and fight monsters, but to talk about political science, the author of this book is certainly not writing stories for political science, I distilled these points of view, because modern political problems are more common and ubiquitous, and people's contempt for authoritarianism is an unprecedented era, which will have a strong impact on your thoughts, I will tell you about it, so as not to have the image of the collapse of your three views...... I've seen a lot of books talk about crossing, but I don't really notice the impact of the impact of the three views on the physical and mental state. ”

"I'm a modern, you're ancient, you have to remember that. Liu Changan paused for a while, "Will you use the sanitary napkins I gave you?"

Liu Changan can be sure that when her body has been in a state of stagnation for two thousand years, she will not have menstruation, otherwise this coffin is not filled with a coffin of blood?

It's a little disgusting, but Liu Changan has been engaged in scientific research for many years, so he can naturally accept the picture he imagined, which is ordinary.

Shangguan Tangtang did not answer his question.

"Normally, that pack of sanitary napkins is only a month's supply, do you still need it?" Liu Changan asked again.

"Yes. ”

At last there was a voice, small and a little hurried, as if worried that he would not ask the question any more.

Liu Changan laughed twice and nodded, "Okay, Aunt Xie's commissary should be closed, and I will buy it for you tomorrow." This Aunt Xie is the owner of the commissary, and she is the person you need to meet in the future, because a girl like you is delicious and has a broken mouth, the commissary owner is the most enviable existence, she has all kinds of delicious food, such as ice cream, spicy strips, planet cups and so on. ”

Regarding Liu Changan's evaluation of "delicious and broken-mouthed", Shangguan Tangtang did not refute it, she fell into his hands again, what else could not be beared?

What are Spicy Bars and Planet Cup?

"When it comes to sanitary napkins, we can't talk about mobile phones, because these are the two indispensable basic living materials of modern human beings, although sanitary napkins are exclusively for women, but they also affect the daily life of men, not to mention military training and in some cases, men can also use it. Liu Changan was about to talk about the wide range of uses of sanitary napkins, but felt that it seemed too far, "The focus is on mobile phones, do you know what a mobile phone is? With a mobile phone, you can talk to people thousands of miles away in real time, and you can also see each other, you can also buy clothes and food on the mobile phone, and you can also communicate with countless people. Of course, the most important function of a mobile phone is entertainment, and a mobile phone that cannot play games and watch movies will make people feel out of modern society and should go square dancing. ”

Liu Changan took out his mobile phone, regardless of whether Shangguan Tangtang could see it or not, demonstrated various functions, and then patted the coffin, "Do you feel like a stupid monkey with no culture?" ”

"You...... You...... If I were a monkey, you would be a little monkey!"

Obviously, Shangguan Tang, who was very tolerant, was also choked by Liu Changan's anger, but he still didn't jump out of the coffin.

"Hey, it's all said, one day as a teacher, a lifetime as a father, our generations have been leveled, the little girl's family, pretending to be an adult. ”

Shangguan Tangtang completely disagreed with his statement that "one day is a teacher and a father for life", and he no longer answered his questions.

Liu Changan felt that she had gained something today, she made a few more sounds, and it was impossible for her not to want to play with her mobile phone, if those turtle gods and ghosts in myths and legends suddenly came to him, they would be very interested in mobile phones, it was an incomparably magical magic weapon, would a little girl like Shangguan Tang be interested?

"I can't give you this phone, because she was given to me by my girlfriend, and I'll buy a cheap phone from the blue-green factory tomorrow for you to use." Liu Changan shook his mobile phone on the coffin.

A strong suction force was suddenly transmitted to Liu Changan's fingers through the mobile phone, Liu Changan quickly clenched it, and the mobile phone was almost snatched away by this force that didn't know where it came from.

"You are still Shangguan Xuan, you want other people's things to rob you? You should write an edict for people to pay tribute, just like when you wrote an edict to abolish the emperor. Liu Changan put the phone back in his pocket, really, the boss is not too young and not sensible, he only knows what he wants, and even Zhou Dongdong is more mature than her.

Liu Changan can be sure that Shangguan Tangtang is not trapped by the coffin, but she can operate the coffin, and this coffin is in a sense much more mysterious than his mobile phone.

"I regret it, I won't give you a mobile phone, unless you take the coffin and exchange it with me, I'll buy you a mobile phone. Liu Changan thought about it carefully, and said to Shangguan with certainty, "Believe me, you won't regret it, it's a good deal, the mobile phone is an almost omnipotent magic weapon, much more fun than your broken coffin." ”

Shangguan Tangtang ignored Liu Changan.

It seems that she is not as stupid as she imagined, and Liu Changan will not continue to tell Shangguan Tangtang the story, and go back to sleep.

The night was dark, and the leaves of the sycamore trees were swaying scattered.

The exterior lights of the Baolong Center are still like a stairway to heaven, extending to the deepest part of the night.

Facing the Baolong Center in the direction of Orange Island, a slightly low-lying hotel building that looks equally bright is one of the most luxurious hotels in Gunsha in the past, and the standard room rate is currently second only to the St. Regis Hotel, which is located slightly below the geographical location.

This hotel called Junsha Grand Hyatt, the river view room is very popular, especially at night when there are fireworks in Orange Island, book a room where you can see the fireworks in Orange Island, and watch the people crowded on the riverside at your feet, while you are high up, overlooking the fireworks peacefully, it seems that people have the feeling of enjoying the life of a successful person, or a romantic feeling with a couple.

The third wife did not book a room in the center of Baolong, but in this hotel, and the room did not face the direction of the river view, but faced the urban area in the direction of the center of Baolong, and it happened to be able to place a telescope to see Liu Changan, the armored transport vehicle and the plane tree.

The third wife's fingers were inserted into a book of "Book of Songs", pinching the book, her eyes left the eyepiece, and she was sure that Liu Changan had walked out of the carriage tonight and went back to sleep.

"There are plums, in fact, seven Xi. Ask me to be a gentleman, and I am a good man! I am a gentleman, but in fact there are three soldiers! I am a gentleman, and I am a gentleman, and I am a gentleman!

A girl with blond hair took the Book of Songs from the third lady's hand and read it again.

Listen carefully to this voice, mellow as a pearl, but like all artificial intelligence pronunciation, no matter how standard and close to the daily human voice, there is a digital flavor.

Take a closer look at this blonde girl, her eyes are dark and deep, but they are not smart and energetic, and they are clearly just some kind of inorganic material.

Its movements are not much different from normal people, and they are even more flexible, but the way those joints rotate is obviously not humane.

It's a robot.

The third lady turned around and took the book back from the hand of the robot who was reading the poem, her fingers still stuck in the page.

"The woman in this poem is waiting for her lover very much, because the years are short, but for you, what is the hurry? This poem does not fit your mood. The robot girl calmly analyzed, for modern robots, it is not difficult to make such a conclusion based on the information of the target person, not to mention that it is not pure AI intelligence.

The third lady ignored it, just opened it, looked at it a few times, and flipped it again.

Throughout the summer vacation, Ye Chenyu did not leave the coffin again. The third lady put down the book and glanced at the target in the telescope again, during the summer vacation, a lighting company under the Baojun Group donated a batch of lamps and lanterns to improve the night lighting situation in the old city of Junsha, of course, including the community where Liu Changan is located, so that the telescope can play a better role, and Liu Changan does not seem to have found this...... This is not an invasion of the "Grim Reaper" of that Rauschzi.

"How can you be sure that Ye Chenyu must be in the coffin?" The machine girl suddenly turned her head a few times sharply, tested her own function, and as she spoke, her voice seemed to have been blown by the wind.

"Intuition. ”

"Women's instincts are just as inaccurate as their great aunts. The robot girl chuckled, "It's a bad joke, showing that I don't have such a low physiological condition." ”

"IT SEEMS THAT YOUR DATA SELECTION PROGRAM IS NOT WELL WRITTEN, YOU SEARCHED FOR THIS KIND OF INFORMATION ON BAIDU, RIGHT? WHO TOLD YOU THAT A WOMAN'S AUNT MUST BE INACCURATE? OR ARE YOU SIMPLY AN INFERIOR VERSION OF SIRI?"

"DON'T COMPARE ME TO A SLUT LIKE SIRI!"

"Please shut up and let your master speak directly to me!"

"She's asleep, and she's using the nervous reactions in her sleep to control me and communicate with you, and it's no different from normal. The machine girl took out a gold coin and tossed it around in her hand.

The third lady could understand the meaning of this action, and the robot was proving its resemblance to her master by imitating the actions that her master often did.

"Did you say Ye Chenyu had seen me?" The third lady sighed, she didn't really care about anything with a robot, a robot that searches for information on the Internet all day long, it's too normal to be self-righteous and have logic problems, after all, its core algorithm is actually imitation in the final analysis, and there are many fools' words and deeds on the Internet that affect it.

"He didn't know you when he saw you, who asked you to kill the real third wife in the first place, and in order to replace her, he also made his face look like the previous third wife. The robot girl's schadenfreude tone.

The third lady's expression changed, and she turned around and grabbed the neck of the machine girl, with an awe-inspiring expression: "Where did you hear about it?"

"You let me go...... Ahem, ahem......" The robot girl mimicked the sounds of a human trachea when it was stimulated, "I don't need to hear about it, I'm a very smart girl, and I can judge that my analysis is correct based on the data, human behavior, and your current physiological reactions." ”

"Did you judge that I would break your neck?"

"No ......"

It was too late, and the third wife pulled out the head of the robot girl, and the skin-like material at the damage location exposed dense wiring and components.

But this is meaningless, the data of this thing will be transmitted and saved, the third wife clapped her hands, and she didn't care very much, this kind of conspiracy theory is quite marketable even on Taiwan Island, but they think that the third wife herself planned the death of the third young master.

The robot girl struggled to get up from the ground, picked up her head, and then sent a retrieval command, and sat motionless on the ground.