CHAPTER XXXI
Playing and playing, making trouble, business still matters, watching Yun Qi recover his serious posture, walking slowly back and forth in front of several corpses, without saying a word, I don't know what I was thinking, Lin Xun looked at it and blinked his eyes, and then he followed suit, walking back and forth several times, Yun Qi didn't notice her, but stopped in front of a corpse, squatted down, and turned people's lips...
Lin Xun pursed his lips, he won't have a necrophilia, he wants to kiss it???
When I thought of the third senior brother Yun Qi, such a bewitching beautiful man, he wanted to kiss a male corpse as black as a dry corpse.... There was a sudden nausea in his heart, so he quickly removed his eyes, and walked forward as if he was in trouble, walking, and suddenly saw a very familiar figure out of the corner of his eye, Lin Xun stopped suspiciously, and turned his head to look, although this corpse is only a skin and bones, but it looks really familiar, it seems that where have you seen it, is it an acquaintance?
Thinking about it, he squatted down and looked carefully, only to see that the male corpse was dressed in a yellow robe, but this robe didn't know what major battles he had experienced, and there were several holes in his clothes.
Lin Xun looked at it and touched his chin, and said to himself solemnly: "It turns out that there are also zombies that the Taoist can't recover." β
"Little junior sister, what are you looking at?" A voice came from behind him, Lin Xun turned his head solemnly, looked at Yun Qi with a smile on his face, and asked, "I'm wondering why this Dao Master can't beat zombies!"
"Haha, not all Taoist priests can easily recover zombies, it mainly depends on the level of cultivation, if you are not good at academics and encounter high-level zombies, it will naturally be fatal. Yun Qi walked over with a smile, came to Lin Xun, touched Lin Xun's head, squinted and smiled: "Little junior sister, do you understand?"
He said it so profoundly, he couldn't understand a word at all! He even asked himself if he understood.
But it's also possible that it's not that he's talking about profoundness, but that he's too stupid...
"Little Junior Sister ~ Little Senior Sister ~"
was thinking wildly, Yun Qi's voice came into his ears again, and after hearing this, Lin Xun raised his eyes and looked at him suspiciously, but did not speak.
"What's the wait, senior brother asked if you understand~" He still smiled warmly.
"No, it's so profound!" Lin Xun shook his head, but Yun Qi suddenly laughed, and laughed for a while before he spoke, "Little junior sister, you are really..." Before he finished speaking, he paused, and then changed his words: "This zombie is divided into white zombies, green zombies, hair zombies, flying zombies, ......"
Lin Xun blinked, looking at the person in front of him who was still talking seriously, just listening to it, but he couldn't hear anything behind, maybe his brain ignored it and couldn't listen.
Then the senior brother just changed his words, Lin Xun also guessed a few points, maybe the original words were: Little junior sister, you are really a big fool who is rare in a thousand years in the master's mouth.
Lin Xun scratched his index finger, his eyes were slightly distracted, and he quickly regained his clarity, and said in his heart: Stupid is stupid, I am like a bag with a hole, no matter how many things I contain, in the end it is empty, no matter how hard I try, I just can't learn.
Although the third senior brother is occasionally a little venomous, stingy, calculating, and has a bad temper, he is still very kind, although he occasionally pranks himself, he is still very gentle with himself, and he will be better to the third senior brother after thinking about it.
"Little junior sister, little junior sister!" Thinking about it, thinking about it, Lin Xun heard the third senior brother Yun Qi calling urgently, and looked up with clear eyes, but saw Yun Qi frowning and worried, and asked puzzledly: "Senior brother... What's wrong with you?"
"Wow, little junior sister, you still ask what is wrong with senior brother! It's what happened to you!"
"What's wrong with me?" asked Lin Xun with a puzzled expression.
"I've been talking for a long time, you don't know, forget it, you didn't listen to it, but I called you several times just now and you didn't respond!" Yun Qi said and touched Lin Xun's face with a worried face, and rolled his eyelids and mouth to look at his tongue, Lin Xun felt like a toy at his mercy, so what to do, thinking about it, he quickly got rid of him, and said angrily: "I'm just going to be stunned! Well..."
"Then you have to check it carefully, the corpse gas here is too heavy, and it will become a zombie if it is eroded by the corpse qi for a long time!"
Looking at Yun Qi's mysterious and somewhat stuffy smile, Lin Xun's face changed, he was miserable and pale, and his mouth unconsciously muttered: "Stiff... Corpse, stiff... Corpses?"
"Haha, the little junior sister is just fun, and she was easily scared!"
It was Yunqi's laughter again, Lin Xun stared at him with a puzzled expression, looked at his expression, and asked suspiciously, "Isn't Senior Brother bluffing me again?"
"Hey, hey, you're real, it's not enough to bluff you, it's true that the erosion of corpse qi will turn into a zombie for a long time, this sentence Senior Brother is not wrong~" Yun Qi smiled and touched his nose, looking proud.
Lin Xun glanced at him with some disbelief, then looked around in a circle and asked, "Is there corpse gas here?? Why can't I see ????"
"My lovely little junior sister, don't be naΓ―ve, can you see the corpse qi?" Yun Qi patted his head in disappointment and said, he was stunned as he spoke, and patted his head again: "No, you can see it, but you have to use spells to see it." β
"Can you see it or not!" Lin Xun frowned when he heard this, and he was dizzy again, saying that he couldn't see it, and then he said that he could see it, what did it mean.
"You're right, you can see it~" Yun Qi smiled and slid his index finger under his nose, grinned, and then looked around with a serious face, and said solemnly: "But the corpses here are very heavy, it stands to reason that these corpses should have been transformed a long time ago, why are they still lying here so quietly? These corpses seem to be a little dangerous." β
"On... Shangxian... Is what you said true?" The frightened official man asked, Yun Qi nodded lightly after hearing this, seeing more cold sweat on the forehead of the official master, he smiled slightly: "Don't panic, my lord, if something happens, we are here, we will protect you." β
The old man wiped his sweat and nodded, exhaled and stopped talking, while Lin Xun sighed helplessly and pointed to the corpse in a Taoist robe behind him: "Senior brother, do you think he is very familiar!"
Yun Qi looked at his hand, got closer, touched his chin and thought carefully for a moment, and muttered, "This person is indeed a little familiar, who is it..."
Sure enough, they know each other, who is it?
Lin Xun thought about it and looked up and down the corpse again, trying to find some memories, and then saw the beard under the corpse's mouth, and was stunned for a moment, the beard...
This beard is shaped like a goatee....
"The goat's beard who cheated yesterday!" Lin Xun thought about it and pointed in disbelief.
The goat's nonsense that was still lively yesterday is long today...
Only... Die... He's dead???
"Yes, it's him!" Yun Qi nodded as well.
"Senior brother, why did he die?"
Yun Qi probed his hand unknowingly, and then said slowly: "Maybe there is evil retribution." β
"Surrender fake zombies to cheat money and get killed by real zombies.... It's drama, haha. β
Looking at Yun Qi who was laughing, Lin Xun pouted and said, "Senior brother, you really have no sympathy, you still laugh at him when everyone is dead." β
Yun Qi spread his hands and said with a smile: "Blame me?" Then he arched his hand towards the official master behind him with a serious face, the official master was frightened, and quickly helped Yun Qi up, Yun Qi had to stand up and smiled: "My lord, these corpses are too heavy, they may change at any time, please cremate them immediately!"
"But..."After hearing this, the official touched his beard with a deep groan, and continued after a long time with some embarrassment: "It's not that the lower officials don't want to be cremated, it's just that these corpses belong to the people in the town, and they are the father-in-law and the son, and the lower officials are not easy to decide...."
This is really difficult to do, cremation I'm sorry for the people in the town, if you don't cremate, the corpse will change...
When he was distressed, Yun Qi's voice came again: "My lord, it's okay to cremate separately and leave the ashes and put them home to worship." β
"This...."
"My lord, if you don't cremate, if the corpse changes, the safety of the whole town will be in danger!"
The official master's face was stunned after hearing this, and the hand touching his beard also paused, and he thought about it for a long time before deciding: "Then according to the words of the immortals, let's cremate and leave the ashes, and the people will go down to the official to explain and explain." β
[I wrote a chapter hastily, there may be some changes, I'm a little busy these days, I'm sorry. γ