Rumble!

Syllable~!

Click......!

The cool supersonic flying motorcycle appeared out of thin air on the bed in Jiangnan, the volume of this motorcycle is larger than that of a normal motorcycle, and the weight is three or four times heavier.

The thin bed board could not bear such a weight, Jiang Nan and the supersonic flying motorcycle fell from the top bunk together and smashed on the desk below, however, the desk still could not bear such a weight, the desktop was smashed by the lazy waist, and the bookshelf standing against the wall also fell, and it happened to fall on Jiang Nan, who landed on the ground first......

"I'm Nima!!"

Jiang Nan scolded his mother directly in pain, pushed away the bookshelf smashed on him, and got up from the ground with grinning teeth.

Looking at the mess, Jiang Nan understood what it meant to be happy and sad, but the only thing he was fortunate enough to be that he was not hit by a motorcycle, otherwise, his life would be difficult to protect, if that is the case, there will be fun, and the man who owns the system was actually stoned to death by the system reward......

This must have been a lifetime of mold??

Knock, knock, knock......

There was a sharp knock on the door, apparently caused by movement in the house.

"What's going on inside??"

"Is anyone in there??"

Outside the door was the voice of the dormitory manager.

Jiang Nan settled down and quickly put this supersonic flying motorcycle into the system backpack first.

At this time, the dormitory manager, who concluded that something was wrong, seemed to have lost patience and kicked open the door of the dormitory, and then, he saw a man with a bare ass standing on the ground, and the scene of the terrible bed collapse......

That's right, the man with a bare ass is Jiangnan, he has the habit of sleeping naked, especially in this hot summer, he really doesn't even bother to wear pants, so standing on the ground, he was frightened and confirmed his eyes with the dormitory manager who broke into the house.

"You ......"

"This ......"

The old wrinkled face of the dormitory manager was full of panic.

Jiang Nan spread his hands awkwardly, but he was also speechless.

"W-how?"

After being stunned for a moment, the dormitory manager asked in astonishment.

"I ......"

Jiang Nan scratched his head, thought for a while and said, "I suddenly fell off the top bunk while I was sleeping." ”

"So you smashed the bed and desk?" asked the dormitory manager with a calm face.

"Yes. ”

Jiang Nan nodded stubbornly.

"Who are you kid? Just your more than 100 pounds, can you smash the bed and desk??" The dormitory manager naturally didn't believe it, he couldn't buy it, he opened the bathroom door and glanced at it, no one, and went to the balcony again, no one, and finally opened a few wardrobes and there was still no one.

"Did you really do it yourself??"

The dormitory manager had a ghostly expression, because it was summer, there were not many people in the dormitory, and the incidents of boys bringing their girlfriends into the dormitory happened from time to time, so after the dormitory manager saw the tragic situation at the scene, he thought that maybe this kid brought his girlfriend into the dormitory, and then, maybe he was too hard when doing things, and the two fell off the bed......

Gangnam, with his bare ass, is one of the proofs.

It is undeniable that the dormitory steward's reasoning ability and imagination are very rich.

"Uncle, I think you should report to the school, this bed board is too sturdy. Jiang Nan said with a serious face.

"It's not strong, why is someone else's bed so strong??" The dormitory manager had a dark face, still thinking that this matter was too strange and there were too many doubts.

"I don't know, I can't make this bed by cutting corners. Jiangnan shrugged.

The dormitory manager didn't say anything, and walked around the dormitory again, and even opened the window to look, but there was no half-figure.

"This is unreasonable, you alone, how can you have such a big impact to smash the bed board and desk like this......" The dormitory manager frowned, puzzled.

"Uncle, don't you know, I've been hard-boned since I was a child, and it's not uncommon to break the bed board. Jiang Nan said.

"How hard can the bones be?"

The dormitory manager picked up a broken bed board, and broke it with both hands, but the bed board did not react at all, and now, the dormitory manager was even more suspicious, and looked at Jiang Nan: "Don't say that you broke this bed board when you were sleeping, even if you kick it with your foot, you keep kicking it, say it quickly, what the hell are you doing in the dormitory, don't explain it, I'm going to report to the Academic Affairs Office, it's just playing the piano!!"

The dormitory manager picked up the fan.

Jiang Nan frowned, and first put the pants hanging on the head of the bed on his body to cover the vital parts, such a frank chat is always uncomfortable.

"Uncle, it's too arbitrary for you to say that, are you sure you keep kicking this broken bed board?" While speaking, Jiang Nan put on sneakers with Yunwai Tianxiang insoles.

"What? do you still want to demonstrate?" The dormitory manager pouted and lifted a piece of the bed board with both hands: "Okay, then you kick and see, I want to see how this bed board is broken." ”

"Well, since you don't believe it, uncle, then I'll demonstrate it. ”

Jiangnan didn't say much, raising his leg was a kick.

Click!

There was a crisp sound, and the wooden board in the hand of the dormitory manager broke in response.

"...... you?"

The dormitory manager's pupils shrank, he was very surprised, the bed board he took was relatively short, the shorter this thing was, the less easy it was to be kicked off, however, it was such a not long bed board that was easily kicked and broken by Jiangnan.

"It must be this plank that's too thin, try again. The dormitory manager came up stubbornly, took a shorter one, and lifted it.

"Ready?" Jiang Nan asked, squinting.

"Hmm. The dormitory manager nodded solemnly.

"It's coming!"

Jiang Nan drank softly, and then got up.

Click!

The plank in the hand of the dormitory manager broke again, clean and neat.

"This ......"

The dormitory manager was completely stunned, and the boss with his mouth open said for a long time: "You kid has practiced kung fu, right?"

"That's not true, it's just that I have hard bones and enough strength since I was a child. Jiang Nan smiled lightly: "Uncle, now believe what I said, right?"

"But even if you have hard bones, you can't sleep and collapse the bed......" The dormitory manager showed a look of embarrassment on his face, and then waved his hand lightly: "Forget it, forget it, anyway, you kid has real skills, uncle, I admire people with real skills, you go to 507 to get a set of this bed board and desk, there are only two people in that dormitory, as for your broken set, I'll say hello to the logistics side and report for repair." ”

"Okay, thank you, uncle. Jiang Nan hurriedly thanked him.

"No thanks, just don't trouble me. Uncle Dormitory waved his hand.

"Don't worry, it won't. ”

Jiang Nan smiled, he naturally wouldn't do the stupid act of picking up the motorcycle directly from the bed.

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