In order to clean up this pool of meat and vegetarian delicacies, I called all the scattered immortal protectors in Xiangtang Mountain, and ate them in shifts for two days. I want to call more people to eat it up quickly, but there is no way, this pool is not only stewed with Vermilion Bird, the dragon corpse in the Battle of the Green Dragon has been a few months, in the end, it has not escaped Xichun's cherry mouth, and it has also been stewed in a pot, the nutrition is too rich, in addition to the scattered immortals, even the sword god cultivator has a nosebleed after eating, and it is not replenished~~~

Blasphemy of the Divine Beast, stealing during the Great War, this happened in my sect master's house, and it was a shame to spread it. I wanted to keep it secret, but when I went to arrange the secrecy work, I realized that it was too late, and I ignored the fact that such a large pool of ingredients could not be obtained by Xichun and Sanxian Protector at all, and it was a feat that Xichun Secret Decree Jin Luan, which used the manpower of the entire Xiangtang to complete.

Heeharu knew that I was angry and asked me how I was going to punish her.

I said that this is no longer a matter of punishment, auntie, you go out of the customs, hurry up and do a few serious things to earn back all the lost face~

After a long toss, I finally arrived at Longyang Palace, and I collapsed on my seat physically and mentally exhausted: "Let's start, grandparents, finish your business and leave the scene quickly, I still have more peace of mind to go to the front line." ”

Liu Lao Liu didn't waste the great opportunity in the Moon Shadow Phosphorescent Cave, the two Qinglong Suzaku that others couldn't get off their mouths were all in his stomach, and the amount of food made me wonder if he really had any blood relationship with Xichun. If I hadn't insisted on not serving him wine, he would have been able to accompany the Scattered Immortal Protector to eat to the end.

At this time, Liu Lao Liutian smiled while picking his teeth on his stomach: "Cheng~ You are so busy, I won't bother, anyway, my sister also saw her daughter, and I also ate a good meal, then I will go first and contact me when I turn around~"

"Wait a while~" I stopped Liu Laoliu, who was about to withdraw: "Don't you have something to do~ There are also benefits, do you have amnesia after a meal?"

Liu Lao Liu patted his head: "Damn~ It's not what's wrong, I almost forgot, it's all for you to stir up~"

Me: "......"

Xichun: "That's it!"

Me: "......"

Liu Lao Liu asked me to take out the Yueyue Treasure Knife and the Back Pot Rabbit, and I gave them to him. This old scum ignored the rabbit and directly picked up the Inviting Moon Treasure Knife.

"Hmm~ This knife is You Yun Xianzhou, I didn't expect it to be in the hands of Drunken Xianlou. It's all ...... this time."

Manrou poured tea for me, I took the opportunity to give her a look, and asked her to leave quickly, and after a while, Liu Lao Liu was lustful again.

I said godfather, what kind of benefits do you want to give me, can we stop playing dumb riddles.

Liu Lao Liu glanced at me and asked, "Do you want to hear the details, or do you want to ask for benefits directly?" ”

I said decisively: "I don't like to know the details the most." ”

Liu Lao Liu nodded: "Okay, then let's talk about it carefully~"

“......”

"Come and give, pour the water~"

Zhigen poured tea for Liu Laoliu, and this old scum really chattered.

"You also know that those cultivators in Heavenly Court are quite fucked, not only thinking about divine power, but also wanting to kill us all. In order to achieve this goal, they tried their best to make beauty tricks with us in front of the underworld. Lao Tzu directly picked 800 fat houses among the undead and sent them over, and after half a day's work, all those female soldiers in the heavenly court were disgusted and left! Play with me~ Hmph!"

"Later, they found that there was no way to deal with us through conventional channels and tactics, and in the long run, after we slowly recovered our vitality, we could definitely fight back to Heaven, and then their civil servants who only had immortal books and no divine power would all have to be laid off. This time those stupid beeps are dumbfounded......"

"Sixth master, can we talk less dirty? There are ladies here~"

"Oh~OK! Those stupid... Those are stuck~~~"

Xichun asked me in a low voice, "What is the stuck stunned?"

I replied, "Still stupid." ”

Liu Lao Liu continued his story: "They tried to find a breakthrough in other ways and dealt a fatal blow before we could recover. I don't know how it was planned, so they used the Xianxia World as a stronghold. According to the normal rhythm, we would not have been able to detect their movements, because at that time, our attention was all on the two aspects of Heaven and Earth, and we did not think about the mortal world at all. However, what neither of us expected was that those stinky beeps ~~"

"What's the smelly beep?"

"Stink... I said Sixth Master, you should continue to say regular swearing~"

"Look at you, what happened in one day~ Those stupid behaviors actually endangered the survival of the Xianxia world, which not only made Tiandao send us a warning, but also gave us a place as an official savior, making us instantly change from passive to active. Speaking of which, you are still a boy, you are angry, when you first chose the savior, your opinions were much older, some were looking for smart and witty, some were looking for handsome people, and some had bad ideas, guess what? They actually want to send a beautiful girl down, hahahaha, isn't this a special calf, how much edification can the heroine have~"

I coughed and reminded: "Sixth master, we have something to talk about, and there is no gender discrimination~"

Liu Lao Liu laughed dryly twice and continued: "Later, I made the decision, and I was forced to do it, so I sent you kid! Only the Beitai hooligans can save the world!"

"Wait a minute, didn't you say that the Jade Emperor appointed me? What does it have to do with you? And that's not the point, who is the special hooligan?"

Xichun had long known about the chaos in the heavenly court, but it was the first time he had heard about my identity, so he couldn't help but be curious, and interrupted my questioning of Liu Laoliu: "Naochun, godfather said that you are the savior? I don't know at all, is he pretending to have an accent to scold you, it's a pig ~ hee hee hee ~~~"

I glared at Xichun, and Liu Lao Liu took the opportunity to lead the conversation back.

"After you descended to earth, we also began to use the dissatisfaction of the Heavenly Dao with those cultivators who were stupid to actively operate. In fact, those of us who are immortals are the same as those who engage in politics, we are idle, and we are always willing to develop some forces that can be used for ourselves in the people. You know this, like Lei Gong is responsible for the development of the Drunken Immortal Building, Shennong Mountain is responsible for the development, and Bodhi Cave is responsible for the development of the Bodhi Ancestor, but the old guy Bodhi is not good, and without his host, the door is immediately divided, and it is not a climate~"

Why is there always a trace of Heavenly Court immortals in this Xianxia world I am talking about, it turns out that they are all intentionally cultivated.

Liu Lao Liu continued: "What about these organizations, they are useless if they don't encounter major events, and they don't have much effect when they encounter major events, their real purpose ~~~ is to take care of the fetish for us!"

I suddenly realized: "It's the artifacts of the Moon Treasure Knife and the Shennong Ruler~~"

Liu Laoliu shook his fingers in a pretended posture: "Guess a j8, Dad is talking about a fetish, and a fetish doesn't just refer to an artifact." For example, Drunken God Record~~ For example, hehe, this jade rabbit~~"

I said yes, yes, Marshal Tianpeng also said, saying that this rabbit is Chang'e's jade rabbit.

Liu Lao Liu nodded: "Yes, what about these divine objects, it is so that when there is an extraordinary power that suddenly threatens this world, Heavenly Court can use some contracts to help mortals through some contracts and on the premise of not violating the rules of Heavenly Dao, by igniting the use of divine objects to mortals, so as to achieve the purpose of helping them survive the catastrophe." ”

I nodded: "It's quite powerful, to be honest, if it weren't for these treasures, it would be difficult for me to get to where I am today." ”

Liu Laoliu pursed his lips: "You are really not modest~"

Me: "......"

"Go on~ These artifacts are as you just said, very powerful. But at the moment, the abilities of these artifacts are all discovered by you, so what did I just say?

"You just said... You can enlighten these fetishes, that is... We haven't been able to bring out the true strength of these artifacts, have we?"

Liu Laoliu slapped his thigh: "Waste your father's strength for a long time, and finally get to the point! That's right! The power of these artifacts is something that you little beeps can easily comprehend, and my father came down this time to ignite the artifacts and help you not fall behind in the duel with the stupid people of Heavenly Court cultivators!"

Wow wow wow wow~ Really, that's amazing.

"Then don't sell it when you're old, show it if you have any magical powers~"

Liu Laoliu snorted: "First of all, Dad has to praise you for two sentences, it's really not simple, you can actually develop a drunken god record that is not far from ten." ”

"Clams, do you mean jade elixir?"

"Yes~ The jade liquid elixir is the ultimate secret of the drunken god record, this wine can not only help cultivate the scattered immortals, but also make Lei Gong exert ten success in mortal dust. You've seen it, but that's only eighty percent, it's powerful enough~"

"Wow~~ Are you saying that the kind of strength that Lei Gong exerted in the Battle of Suzaku is only eighty percent? Eighty percent is so perverted, ten percent must not be degenerated? I mean the nature of sex~"

Liu Laoliu said proudly: "Of course, if it weren't for your limited conditions and lack of raw materials, the purity of the jade liquid elixir would have deteriorated, and the peripheral battle against the demon clan would not have taken so long and energy." ”

I said excitedly: "It's already very awesome, godfather, tell me quickly, how can you brew the perfect jade liquid elixir~"

Liu Lao Liu said that it was because the water source was not good, and when he turned around, he would send me some water from Heaven through the Thousand Spirit Well in the Summer Palace, and it would be enough to use this water.

"The Thousand Spirit Wells used by the Xia Hall to activate the True Qi attribute were also deliberately placed in the human world by you?"

"Nonsense, there is also the Thick Earth Palace, the Nine Secluded Land Tribulation, otherwise where would there be so many treasures. You're a good kid, as long as you can touch it, nine times out of ten it will be a disaster, you say you're undefeated, you say you're ......"

"Godfather, let's continue to talk about business, I want to scold and scold again~ So in addition to the drunken god record, what are the functions of other fetishes?"

Liu Laoliu glanced at me and continued: "Vajra Bodhi and Xingyue Bodhi were originally a set of divine objects, but they were separated by their two families, and they were recognized by different people, so they couldn't be ignited again, so they could only be used to the current extent. ”

I sighed with pity, but I couldn't help it.

"Where's the Cloud Immortal Boat?"

Liu Lao Liu took the Yueyue Treasure Knife and chopped and played on the back pot rabbit, and the back pot rabbit looked very enjoyable.

"If this Yunxian Boat is used alone, it will not be of much use, but you kid is blessed to have found the Jade Rabbit. To tell the truth, we wasted a lot of effort in order to get this pair of fetish down, and finally lost the rabbit by getting it around, thanks to you being found by you~"

"The two of them ......" I pointed back and forth to the back pot rabbit and the moon treasure knife: "Is it a pair?"

Liu Lao Liu said proudly: "This pair is really amazing, you should know Marshal Tianpeng, his two Dharma Phases are the divine objects left here by the cultivators, and by killing the two Dharma Phases, you can achieve the condition of summoning the Tianpeng body." These two artifacts are the same, putting them together is a complete summoning condition, and with the help of the Zhuxian Array, the ancient god Chang'e Fairy!"

"Scheming on the moon?"

"Yes, yes, yes ~ it's her ~"

"What's so powerful about this, I guess it's not as good as Marshal Tianpeng~"

Liu Lao Liu snorted: "Chang'e is an ancient god, which can be compared to those newcomers." I'll tell you the truth, Lei Bull, right? None of them are the opponents of Fairy Chang'e~~ People have lived in the Moon Palace for most of their lives, and they have nothing to do when they are idle, but they have nothing to do, and there is no other fairy who is so diligent except her. Let me tell you this, Fairy Chang'e's combat power is the number one in the sky, and the strongest Tota Heavenly King in the Xiuzhen Stupid Beep is not an opponent!"

"King Tota?"

"Yes, the Heavenly King has retired, this thing is the cultivator of the Ascendant a thousand years ago, the commander-in-chief of the armed forces of the Heavenly Court, and now he has also become the force of the cultivators. According to reliable information, he will also find opportunities to enter the Xianxia world, but he doesn't know through what channel yet. ”

"Isn't it, such a bullish character is coming here?

"Of course you can't deal with it, that's why Dad came to enlighten your way to summon Chang'e, King Tota can't beat Chang'e, this matter is stable. ”

Hearing him say this, my pressure was greatly reduced, and at the same time, I was full of expectations for other gods: "Awesome~~ Also, Shennong ruler! Can Shennong ruler summon Shennong? Ancient Three Emperors, isn't that invincible?"

"How can there be such a good thing, but the hidden ability of Shennong's ruler is also very powerful~~" Liu Laoliu pretended to be a mysterious meal, and then laughed evilly: "It is used as a spatula, and the things made are particularly delicious!"

"Ahh That's it, we've already developed it ourselves~"