Chapter 310: Lorelei Banshee's Crazy Plan
While Coulson and Seve were discussing how to put a collar on Lorelei, Lorelei was also in action.
"Bastard, I want gold and jewelry, what are you looking for me, a lump of scrap paper?" said Lorelei angrily as he pointed to a green knife and reprimanded the man in front of him.
Now Lorelei is in a bar in the Valley of Death.
After adopting the Runaways as their little brothers, they came here.
With the temporary land of joy, Lorelei wants to repeat her old tricks like she did six hundred years ago, let her men go to loot gold and other wealth, and then prepare to form her own army, and then slowly wreak havoc on this Midgard world!
"Well, that's cash...... They're about the same as gold, it's the currency of our planet, and you can buy things like money!" The leader of the Motomoslavs was very aggrieved, for the sake of this lady, he had just gone with his men to loot a nearby bank, two gold shops, and three gun shops, just to prepare their new queen, Lady Lorelei, to form an army.
But how could they have thought that they had snatched back a sack of cash and a large number of semi-automatic weapons and a large amount of ammunition, but instead received an ear scraper?
"Oh, yes? Are you sure they can really buy supplies and help me build an army?" Lorelei was stunned, "Okay...... Even if they are real money, then I ask you, who is this balding ugly woman with it printed on it?"
Luo Leilai, the charm banshee who has been imprisoned for 600 years, naturally doesn't know the beautiful knife, so after she grabbed a ball of banknotes, she kept looking at them one by one in confusion.
There must be something wrong with the aesthetics of these earthlings, and Indian women should also be printed with a more beautiful one, right? Why do you just choose these old and ugly ones? Could it be that in the past 600 years, the mainstream aesthetics of these worlds have changed, and they used to like fat women, but now they like ugly women?
"Uh...... His name is Ben Franklin......" The leader of the mob clan tugged at the corners of his mouth, he really couldn't understand how their new queen, Lord Lorelai, saw this Franklin avatar as a woman, but as a younger brother, he naturally had the obligation to explain to his boss, so he said to Lorelei: "Dear lord, you may be mistaken, he is not actually a woman, but an authentic man...... He led the War of Independence and seems to have contributed greatly to the country as well?"
Well, the leader of the Mob wanted to say more about Franklin.
But he didn't know that much about Franklin.
After all, he was just a hooligan, and if he was really knowledgeable, he wouldn't be a bullshit hooligan in a strange outfit, and he would have been a doctor or a lawyer or something like a demon dog in a suit and leather shoes.
"Uh... Okay, then, what about my army? How are you preparing?" Although she made her new little brother take the blame, Lorelei didn't feel the slightest guilt, in her opinion, isn't the little brother used to use it, so knowing that these colorful tickets can represent gold, Lorelei didn't bother with this problem, but moved on to other topics.
After all, she wanted to see her newly formed army as soon as possible, so that she could live freely in this Midgard mortal world, instead of worrying that some damn wicked woman would take her back to the prison of Asgard and lock her up for hundreds or thousands more!
"Uh...... My lord, although we have robbed three gun shops and have a lot of weapons, we have only a few manpower now......"
Listening to the queen's inquiry, the leader of the mob looked around at the large crowd of mobs, a few hapless tourists and six policemen, all of their men and the so-called new 'army'. This is also something that can't be helped, here in Death Valley, it is originally a sparsely populated desert, if it doesn't have a little tourist value, it is estimated that there are not even this people!
Just such a little people and so little money, to want to rule the world or something, that is simply wishful thinking!
Even, the ringleader thinks that they may not be able to easily deal with the powerful woman who was chasing them the day before yesterday, right? In the past, they sent a dozen good men with guns to intercept those women, but what happened? Those people were killed, wounded, and couldn't beat people with swords with guns, and they all made headlines!
What's even more ridiculous is that the lazy California police would even characterize it as a fight between triad elements? They must have wanted to be lazy and not investigate, right? Otherwise, they wouldn't have just sent six patrol officers.
"Sorry to excuse me, may I ask the beautiful lady Lorelei, can I say a word now?" At that moment, in the corner of the bar, a discordant voice suddenly appeared. A slightly thin red-haired and white-skinned young man with thick eyes on the bridge of his nose and a slightly thin body stood up and raised his hand timidly.
He's an otaku who originally came to the Valley of Death with a new girlfriend to travel here to enhance his relationship.
But when they arrived at the bar to have a drink or two, Lorelei easily captured him with just one look, and made him join her new 'army' honestly.
As for his new girlfriend, people have long been in a fit of rage, and they just drove away in his pickup truck, and at the same time announced that the relationship between the two officially collapsed! Obviously, other women can easily abduct their new boyfriend with a look, and this blow is undoubtedly huge for her, I hope she will not have any car accidents on the road......
"Oh...... Who are you?!" In Lorelai's impression, she couldn't even remember when she had such a novice, and the other party looked thin and weak, not the type of man she liked to seduce!
Moreover, she could also see that the other party must be the kind of incompetent and semi-crippled person with less than three combat strength, so ah, she just stared at the other party coldly, and asked in a cold voice very impatiently.
"I ...... My name is Ebers, Ebos Sebas......" Hearing the Queen's voice, the otaku Abbots first stammered to introduce himself, and then continued: "My Queen, please believe me, your idea of forming a new army now is too superficial and ridiculous! These idiots who only have muscles and no intelligence will definitely not help you in any way!"
Otaku?,Most of them are guys with relatively low emotional intelligence.,That is, it's commonly known as talking but brains.。
Therefore, before he finished his words, the surrounding rioters surrounded him with their fists clenched.
These people, who have only been controlled by Lorelai's talent for seduction and modified their minds, will unconditionally follow her orders and fall in love with her deeply, as for the other aspects, they have not been affected too much.
So, now that they hear that this guy who looks like a bean sprout dares to provoke them like this, and dares to say that they are unintelligent waste, then it is natural for them to be ready to teach each other a lesson!
"Please, Ms. Lorelei, please listen to me!" Seeing a large group of fierce men surrounding, the otaku Abs finally realized that he had just said the wrong thing, so in order to avoid being surrounded by a large number of strong men and rice, Ebers hurriedly asked his queen for help: "Only I can make you easily become the queen of the whole earth, and have the means to defeat any enemy who dares to hunt you down! Even if your enemies send a hundred, ten thousand of the kind of warriors who pursued you the morning before yesterday, they won't be able to do anything about you!"
"You wait first...... didn't pay much attention to the bean sprouts Ebers, but after listening to the bean sprouts, Lorelei became a little interested.
So, she reached out to stop the strong men around her who were about to surround each other and beat each other, and then she smiled so coquettishly and walked over to the thin little man, twisting his waist.
"Now, tell me about it, and if you satisfy me, you'll be rewarded! And if, I think you're teasing me, then ...... I'll leave you to them to dispose of?" Reaching out and stroking the other party's smooth and hairless little face, Lorelei still felt that she might not like this type of little white face very much. This little man looks like a woman, not manly at all......! No, it doesn't look like it, but he's a sissy! She only likes the kind of man who is tall and strong like a majestic bull or a lion!
"Believe me, my dear lady Lorelai!" "You don't need to waste any effort to search for these poor riches, you just need to control the plutocracy and the great wealth of this country, and then the countless money, the mountains of gold and jewels, will be at your disposal!"
"You don't need to waste time recruiting troops, we are now in this country, it is the most powerful country in the world, and it also has the most terrible stockpile of nuclear weapons and countless elite troops! As long as you control those presidents and parliamentarians and military generals, then millions of troops will fight for you!"
"You don't need to worry about the powerful enemy who is chasing you! Please look at this, as long as you control them, even if the king of the gods Odin in your mouth comes personally, I guess you can't help you?"
In the end, the otaku Abbots also excitedly turned on the computer he was carrying, and then put some small videos, which showed the pictures and screenshots of the Hulk, Captain America and Iron Man fighting, they are all the top combat forces on the planet, and they are well known to everyone.
These videos, which were originally in the personal possession of Ebers Sebas, have always been stored on his computer.
That's right, he's a superhero fan! At the same time, he's also an avid fan of the Avengers, especially the beautiful and charming Black Widow Natasha!
Of course, these are all in the past, and now he has unconditionally and madly loved and adored this Lady Lorelei in front of him, his new queen!
“......”
Luo Relei didn't speak, but squinted his eyes and slowly digested the other party's words just now, and then began to carefully look at the battle screen played in the square box in the opponent's hand.
Now, she's a little tempted, the big green guy, and the guy in iron armor who can fly in the subway, they're both strong! And, most importantly: they're all men, the most powerful men, and the ones she can take advantage of!
"I have to admit...... You've already touched me with what you just said!So, what you just said...... What's your name?" In the past, Lorelei always felt that she only needed to control some people, and then slowly grow stronger. That's what she did more than 600 years ago when she was in trouble with the Nine Kingdoms!
And now, it seems that this little guy has provided himself with a faster way and means to deal with those chasers from Asgard, which sounds quite like that?
"My name is Ebles, Ebs Sebas, my lady!"
"As long as you let me serve by your side at all times, I will serve you wholeheartedly! Whether it is to rule the whole earth, or to destroy all your enemies, I have other good ways!"
As an otaku, a skilled otaku, an otaku who likes to brag and fart and delusions on the Internet, Abbots Sebas has no other skills, but he likes to use his brain and the ability to be a dog-headed military advisor, which is still appropriate!
Because of this, just now, from the time he was controlled by Lorelei, he was silently thinking on the side, trying to find a good way to get close to the goddess in his mind!
It's a pity that the competition around him is too fierce, and surrounded by a large group of muscular men, he feels that he has no chance to get close to Lorelei and kiss Fang Ze!
So, he kept hiding in the corner and thinking slowly, trying to figure out how to get the lady's attention and help the other party, and at the same time kick all the competitors around him and trample them underfoot?
So, when he knew that Madame Lorelei was planning to loot wealth and form an army, when he carefully recalled her magical abilities, he frantically used his laptop to search for information on the Internet, and finally made him think of a crazy idea to succeed in ascending to the throne and competing for favor, and he thought of a brilliant plan to eat the whole world in the fastest time!