Chapter 30 The sorrow of the fat man
Most of the wind demons only use three knives to dissect jade, but because they are very careful to control the shaved parts, the speed is not fast. And in order to lock the aura and prevent the aura of the jade itself from overflowing, he also wrapped a layer of locking spirit chain on the surface of each stone.
When the spirit array was completed, the wind evil lay down in the formation and fell asleep. I didn't wake up even after a few sneezes during the period. It wasn't until the third o'clock in the morning that a popular song from the early years was released on his mobile phone, and he turned over and glanced at it.
"What's the matter, Young Master Zhou?" asked the wind evil lazily.
"Wind Evil, what are you kid doing these two days, I heard that you didn't even buy water and electricity!"
"If you didn't buy it, you didn't buy it, it's a big deal, it's worth a phone call from your Young Master Zhou......"
"What's the matter? Is this a modern society, modern society, what do you drink without water, what do you eat without electricity or gas?"
"It's okay, it's okay, don't you see I'm living a good life......"
"Forget it, I'm too lazy to talk about you. Today, my brothers are free, and I decided to go over to help you, and by the way, I would like to congratulate you on your housewarming. ”
"It's good for you to come early, remember to bring more good food, it's been a few days, and I remembered to congratulate you." Speaking of which, I'm going to feel a little hungry......"
Feng Xie also wanted to continue to say that Zhou Zheng would bring some bedding or something, but unfortunately it was already hanging on the other side. It's strange if he can't hang up, he has to rush to deliver food, and he will regret starving to death when he is late.
Sure enough, in less than half an hour, the fat man blocked the door panting, followed by four or five people carrying things. Originally, he was still a little angry, but when he saw the embarrassed appearance of the wind evil, he couldn't help but laugh.
"I said Wind Evil, how did you make yourself look like this?" the fat man asked as he took out a bottle of water and handed it to Wind Evil.
"It's okay, I was busy late yesterday, so I slept here without paying attention......"
"Okay, it's okay, I'm afraid you don't know, I also specially asked someone to bring a mirror, you can see for yourself. ”
As he spoke, a young man in a suit took out a mirror from his bag and handed it to Feng Evil at the right time.
Holding the mirror in one hand, Feng Xie unconsciously rubbed the messy hair on his head, and finally knew why others looked at him with a stupid expression.
A group of followers looked eyesore, and Zhou Zheng asked them to put down their things and go back. As soon as they walked with their front feet, Feng Evil took out a spiritual water talisman from their back feet. As soon as the word "Pro" came out, he immediately washed his face and looked at the fat man next to him stunned.
"What is this? Have you really refined the Dao Talisman?"
"It's not a Dao rune, it's a spirit rune, it's a spirit water rune, it's not very useful, you can just get some water......"
"My God, I said young master, don't you think of God yourself, and consider the bearing ability of our ordinary people. I don't know what else you're capable of, but give me a dozen of these charms, at least better than wet wipes. ”
"I'll get it for you later, let me eat something first......"
Putting out a large bag of food, Feng Xie was really excited, and he didn't care what meat and vegetables he had, so he just picked it up and poured it into his mouth. Two big bags bulged out on his fair face, which was really funny. Zhou Zheng, who was about to complain next to him, was stunned for a while, and only waited for Feng Xie to eat four or five boxes of meals before he could recover his language function.
"Didn't you say that you came to congratulate me on the joy of my housewarming, why are you yourself?" Feng Xie ate and muttered, not ruthlessly.
"Fan Xing went to buy you belongings, Mu Xin is in Beicheng, and he can't come over until noon......"
"Actually, I don't lack any belongings, I don't have to spend that spare money, it's better to give it to me directly. ”
I don't know if it's because my mouth is occupied, or if my heart is weak, and my voice is getting smaller and smaller. But he clearly wrote the word distress on his face, thinking that he had to be highly myopic to see clearly.
"I said Feng Evil, you don't seem to be short of money on the first day, why haven't you seen this expression before?" Zhou Zheng's round face seemed to twitch twice, but there was a look of laughter in his eyes.
After looking at each other for a moment, the fat man finally didn't laugh, and simply moved his huge body, and sat down next to the wind evil under the nervous gaze of the wind evil. There was still half a meter away from the three-star grass, and he barely had a little eyesight.
"Fatty, you seem to have gained a little weight recently......" Feng Xie moved his eyes from staring at the three-star grass and said bluntly.
"I know, I don't know. But I can't help it, my dad is fat, I'm also fat, just this physique. “
"You can see it openly, but you should subtract it, really......"
"It's said that it's lighter, it's not that I don't want to, I want it too much, but losing weight will rebound, you know. Every time, it was hard to lose it, and after a few days, it was back to its original shape, which was too difficult. You thin people won't know that the cause of losing weight is definitely more difficult than when my dad started Zhenghao Group. ”
"yes, is it that hard? How do I remember it's easy......"
"It's easy? Which country are you from? You haven't slept for too long, dreaming, or are you confused?"
"I ......"
Saying that, the fat man was actually a little angry, but he had nothing to say. But the wind heresy said that he remembered it quite easily, and there was absolutely no nonsense. In the Canglan Continent, fat and thin are not a big deal, and losing weight is not a difficult thing. There are more than ten ways to lose weight that Feng Xie knows, and as for how many, he hasn't counted them in detail.
In his concept, the world has its own style, and fat and thin itself does not affect anything. If it weren't for the inconvenience of the fat man's activities, and the fact that such a fat body does affect his health, he wouldn't bother to say it. It's just that the things of this other world, even if they are true, are really difficult to explain.
Just as Feng Xie was thinking about which method was more suitable, Zhou Zheng was surprisingly silent. This is rare in him. When the wind evil decided, it was strange to see a rare melancholy fat man.
"Fat man, why are you so sad, it's not like your style......" Feng Xie threw down the leftover lunch box in his hand and put his free hand on the fat man's shoulder.
"I don't have any style, but I don't want to think about a lot of things. You may not know that someone like me who has been smuggling all the time has also liked a girl. I thought she liked me too. But one day, she said we weren't suitable......
You know, the first and only time I've felt hurt like this, and she just thinks I'm too fat and unsightly......"
The fat man lowered his head, his fleshy hands were tightly clenched together, and the whole person was like a frosted eggplant.
"Zhou Zheng, don't be so disgraced, I'm here. If it can't be solved, I won't say it. And there's nothing wrong with being fat, it's just that following this trend may affect your health. And if this girl only looks at her appearance, isn't it a little superficial......"
"If it can't be solved, then, you mean there is actually a way?" Zhou Zheng grabbed Feng Xie's shoulder and asked.
"I do know a couple of good ways to do this......"
"Really?" Zhou Zheng was surprised and delighted, plus incredulous.
"Really. Why am I lying to you. There are a lot of ways to do it, and I've been wondering which one is better for you, and I don't want you to try those ...... that are too extreme."