Chapter 0537 - Teach Him to Pick Up Girls
Gu Limo casually opened the top book, opened the number of pages in the middle, pointed to the text on it and said: "See it, this is called stalking, that is, no matter how the other party rejects you, you have to treat it as if you can't hear, can't see, and don't understand, and pesters each other vigorously until the other party is moved by you, and even falls in love with you." ”
Listening to Gu Limo's words, Bai Yeling imagined the picture of himself stalking Xiao Ge'er.
The corners of his mouth twitched violently a few times.
"It won't work. ”
Xiao Ge'er's character, in the face of stalker suitors, I'm afraid that he will directly beat the other party to death and bury the corpse.
"You haven't tried it, how do you know it's not good?" Gu Limo's eyes widened.
This trick is so easy to use, he actually said that it can't be used.
This is obviously questioning his ability to pick up girls, is it good?
You can bear to scold him, but you can't bear to question his ability to pick up girls!
"I know her, this method doesn't work, change it. Bai Yeling still insisted.
He didn't want people to catch up, but scared them away.
"Really don't think about it anymore? Stalking is really the best way, as long as the other party doesn't hate you, you have a chance to climb into the other person's bed, and even show your majesty!
When Gu Limo said that he was excited, he directly slapped the table and stood up, pulled Bai Yeling's collar with emotion, and said, "Really, believe me, you go and try it once, if you don't succeed, I ...... I'll give you half a month of slavery for free!"
"Haven't you been enslaved by the deity for free all the time?" Bai Yeling ruthlessly exposed him.
Gu Limo: "......"
Gu Limo: "You, even if you are the truth, you can't say it so bluntly, so you can save some face for me." ”
"There's no one here. Bai Yeling continued to stab.
"Forget it, talk to you, I can't win against you. Gu Limo slumped back and sat on the chair, screaming.
"With your strength, you are no match for the deity. "Bai Yeling's strength is replenished.
Gu Limo: "I ...... "Why did I make such a bad friend?"
"So hurry up and teach the deity, otherwise the deity will take you to practice your hands, or has it been too long since the deity repaired, and you feel that your skin is itchy?"
The corners of Bai Yeling's lips were slightly hooked.
The whole person is in a very relaxed state.
His world is too complicated, and the people around him are too complicated. Therefore, he has to disguise himself all the time, and only a few friends can allow him to completely remove his disguise and show himself comfortably.
"Fart!" Gu Limo stood up again on the table, picked up the second book in front of Bai Yeling angrily, and opened it.
"Since you've rejected the best trick, you'll have to try the second best trick. Gu Limo's fingers clicked on the writing, his upper lip and lower lip touched, and his voice was loud: "I want to capture it." ”
"What do you mean?" asked the curious baby Bai Yeling.
That is to say, you actually like the other person very much in your heart, but you have to deliberately show that you don't care about it, so as to attract the attention of the other party, and when the other party notices you, it is the beginning of success. ”
Gu Limo looked at Bai Yeling's blank eyes, sighed and said, "You are really an elm head, can't you do such a simple way?"
"It's not suitable to use, the current relationship between the deity and her is maintained by relying on the deity's initiative, if the deity deliberately hides away, she is estimated to take the opportunity to stay away from the deity. ”
If you're not careful, you'll become a stranger.
He wouldn't take that risk.