Chapter 70: Child's Play and the Fat Man

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The wind that traveled through the wilderness blew all the way to Kyoto Castle, blew through thousands of alleys, and finally circled and fell in the martial arts arena without a trace.

With the final order, the launching ceremony of the Qingteng Conference finally came to an end, and the Shangshu of the Ministry of Rites put down the rolling paper in his hand and shouted out the sentence in a high-pitched voice: "The Qingteng Martial Arts Conference has officially begun!"

At this point, the conference finally began.

The major participants sat up from their futons, and then walked on the stage according to their preferred postures, or dragonflies and water, or walked steadily, or flew straight up, after all, it was strange and lively.

A total of 256 people participated in the conference, coinciding with an even number, no one had a bye, a total of 128 stages were opened, divided into two districts in the east and south of the city, each with 64 seats, so the crowd who watched the ceremony did not know where to go, for fear of seeing the excitement in the east but missing the excitement in the west, and even let their mother-in-law put down the housework in her hand and go to another scene to watch the martial arts, after all, housework can be done every day, and the Qingteng will not be every day.

On the stage of the 44th performance, Jiang He was smiling and saluting the young man in front of him.

"In Xia Yang Laosan, I am fortunate to be. ”

The young man was dressed in a simple long gown, with a tight and powerful belt, delicate eyebrows, and meticulous posture, which made it impossible to look malicious at a glance.

Jiang He smiled slightly, and also bowed and said, "Jiang He, please advise." ”

The man was obviously stunned after hearing Jiang He's words, and his meticulous eyebrows suddenly jumped upward, and then he also smiled, clasped his fists again and said, "A is rolled, Mr. Jiang?"

Jiang He had to salute again: "Don't dare to be." ”

The corners of Yang Laosan's mouth suddenly relaxed, and the joy of winning the jackpot appeared on his face, and he continued excitedly: "I didn't expect to meet Mr. Jiang as soon as I came, I was really lucky, I thought that I would surrender directly after dealing with it, but since it is Mr. Jiang, I have to make two moves, and I will have a capital to brag about in the future." ”

Jiang He was stunned when he heard this, and just wanted to speak, Yang Laosan said again: "Hey, I'm not afraid of Mr. jokes, I'm not good at martial arts in the next place, this time I was lucky to pass the first test, and I was extremely lucky to be able to enter the outer courtyard, so I didn't think I could continue to move forward." ”

As he spoke, Yang Laosan took back his saluting fists, looked at Jiang He and said firmly: "However, since it is Mr. Jiang, then please advise!"

Jiang He suddenly replied with a smile: "Please." ”

After the ceremony, the body moves naturally.

Jiang He took the lead in taking a step forward, and then instantly exerted his strength, turning his right hand into a fist and slapping towards Yang Laosan.

Yang Laosan was still smiling, because he heard that this year's Jia Shang seemed to be just an ordinary scholar like him, who didn't know how to cultivate, and was not very proficient in martial arts, so he thought that it would be good for the two of them to fight, maybe he might win this round and advance into the top two hundred.

But when he saw Jiang He suddenly appear in front of him, he suddenly realized that he was a little wrong, Jiang He was so fast, so fast that he didn't even have time to react, he could only instinctively shout.

"And... Ahh

Before the word "slow" in Yang Laosan's mouth could come out of his throat, he himself was like a sawed down tree that was heavily photographed off the stage, and he fell into dust, followed by a burst of pain in his chest.

"Ouch... It hurts, it hurts. ”

Yang Laosan could no longer stabilize his meticulous eyebrows, jumping up and down was extremely exciting, he covered his chest and jumped left and right on the ground, crooked teeth grinned for a long time before finally relieving his strength, and when he breathed a long sigh of relief, when he looked at the stage again, Jiang He had already walked off the stage to meditate and rest.

Yang Laosan rubbed his chest, which was still a little painful, looked at the young man who was sitting on the futon, his eyes slightly closed as if he was asleep, he couldn't help grinning, and then folded his hands and respectfully bent down to make a standard thank you salute to the other party.

"Thank you, Mr. Jiang. ”

Regardless of whether Jiang He heard it or not, Yang Laosan regained his meticulous eyebrows and expression, and walked towards the outside of the courtyard with his hands behind his back triumphantly.

So the first competition on stage 44 was as simple as a joke.

Of course, the young man in Tsing Yi who saw all this in his eyes gritted his teeth even more, he thought that Jiang He could meet a strong opponent, even if he didn't lose, but at least he could win quite badly, who knew that this guy had shit luck and met a few students who couldn't cultivate.

"Phew. ”

The young man in Tsing Yi spit out a mouthful of phlegm in the direction of the river, and then raised his foot and kicked the opponent who was already covered in blood in front of him off the stage.

At the same time, Li Qiushuang of the 67th platform also set his eyes on the river, he stood quietly on the edge of the platform, did not draw his sword from beginning to end, and the opponent had not yet walked in front of him, and his cheek was cut by the sharp sword intent, so in the end, the opponent no longer had the confidence to challenge, and consciously walked off the stage and admitted defeat.

As if feeling bored, Li Qiushuang quickly withdrew her gaze, sat down cross-legged on the spot, closed her eyes and meditated.

It seems that the contestants in the martial arts arena in the southern district are all gentle, so there are not too many exciting and bloody competitions, occasionally there is a sword, but it is fleeting, and before it can be seen clearly, it ends with one side admitting defeat, so at this moment, most of the audience waiting outside the courtyard can't help but feel a little boring, and they have to find the vendors next to them to buy some candy and refreshments, and wait for the second round of lottery, killing the transition time in between.

But in the East District, the situation is obviously completely different, and the guests who were sitting in the high-rise café have all stood up from their positions at this moment, crowded around the window and waved their hands and shouted loudly, one after another.

"Good!"

"Beautiful!"

The praise is like a wave, rolling and surging, no matter which competition platform to shout, or which participants to cheer for, it is always to see some wonderful things to have such an exciting performance.

If this group of spectators is purely applauding for the excitement of the martial arts, then the "gamblers" who are sitting on the wall of the martial arts arena at this moment are purely cheering for themselves that they have crushed a certain candidate, after all, the joy of being able to see their "bets" standing on the stage victoriously is truly satisfying and exciting.

"Lao Zhang, do you see it, that little girl with one hundred and ninety-two, I'll just say that I have a good eye, tsk, look at this hand, it's very beautiful!"

A middle-aged man covered in fat was excitedly bragging to his friend next to him, spitting everywhere, and the person next to him obviously didn't have a good face, as if he had just lost the opponent because of the candidate he had just pressed.

"Go and go, Lao Tzu won't look at it, go back and cook. ”

As soon as he left, another thin monkey-like young man climbed up the wall, sat down beside the fat man, rubbed his hands excitedly and said to himself, "Hehe, I will also come to see the demeanor of my eldest lady." ”

The fat man turned his head to look at the thin monkey, grinned and said, "Your young lady, how many numbers, I will help you analyze and analyze what are the chances of winning." ”

The thin monkey glanced at the fat man, and said proudly: "The eldest lady still needs you to analyze? I told you that I didn't blow it, my eldest lady will win and not lose, and this time the Qingteng will definitely win the first place!"

The fat man was obviously amused when he heard this, he squeezed his eyes, his face was full of fat and shaking, as if he was looking at the thin monkey like a hillbilly and laughed: "Hahaha, you are the first time to come and see, I will laugh to death, and I will definitely win the first place." ”

The thin monkey seemed to have been stepped on by someone's tail, looked at the fat man angrily and said, "You know how to ask!"

The fat man smiled even more happily, and his flesh trembled like a huge mountain that could collapse at any moment.

"Hahaha, ouch, no, I can't laugh anymore. Ouch yo... ”

The fat man grabbed the edge of the fence and swayed for a while before he sat down again, almost throwing himself off the wall because of his swaying body and excessive weight, and only when he sat down again did he let out a long sigh.

", scared me to death. ”

The fat man sighed again, then raised his palm, wiped it on his clothes, took out an oily paper bag from his arms, broke out the meatloaf inside and began to eat it, and smashed his mouth while eating and said, "Hmm... Boy, believe me, I'm a person who has watched three years of the Ivy League in a row, and I can tell at a glance who can do it and who can't. ”

As he spoke, the fat man raised his oily finger and pointed to No. 185 in the southeast corner and said, "That, do you see it, black zongzi, a ruthless one!"

The thin man was suspicious, and looked at the place where the fat man pointed, a person wrapped in black gauze was standing in the middle of the stage of No. 185, the black gauze was wrapped from head to foot, only a pair of eyes and half of the bridge of the nose loomed, and from a distance, it looked like the black zongzi described by the fat man, which made people not real.

And his opponent was already in place at this moment, trembling all over, as if he had experienced unspeakable fear and torture, and even the verdict on the stage seemed to be a little nervous, and after announcing the victory in a panic, he hurriedly ran towards the medical office with the fallen candidate in his arms.

From beginning to end, the man covered in black veils never moved.

The thin monkey sitting on the edge of the wall couldn't help but turn his head curiously and asked, "Who is this wrapped like a ball of cotton thread?"

The fat man smiled, took a bite of the remaining meatloaf in his hand, and then replied, "I don't know (no), I heard that I came from the north, and it's the first time I've seen you." ”

The thin monkey scratched his messy hair, feeling that the person was a little weird, and wondered what his young lady would do if he met that person, as soon as he thought of this, the thin monkey seemed to have made up some kind of determination, and said to himself: "Well, I have to collect information well, so that I can make a move for the young lady when the time comes." ”

The fat man couldn't help but laugh when he heard the thin monkey's words, and the meat patty that he hadn't swallowed just now was stuck in his throat by him so violently, and he choked him instantly.

"Ahem, ahem, ahem, you kid... Ahem, I'm afraid I'm willing to laugh to death!"

"It's just you, collect a chicken feather information! You can see the doorway in other people's moves, Lao Tzu cut this body of meat for you to drink, cough cough, hey, laugh to death, hahaha"

The fat man was choked out of breath, a pair of big hands were also waving, a mountain of meat was just shaking on the wall, the whole wall seemed to be shaking with him, and the spectators on the side were frightened, for fear that this person would shake the wall down.

After laughing for a while, the fat man finally stabilized his emotions, he tried to rub his cheeks that were stiff with a smile, or fat, and then reached out and patted the thin monkey beside him.

"Young man, I'm optimistic about you, come on, maybe one day you will become the chief intelligence officer of this Tianji Pavilion, hahaha, no, I have to go back and drink some wine to relieve my emotions. ”

As he spoke, the fat man laughed violently again, and his flesh trembled violently, rising and falling like waves, and he held on to the edge of the wall, lifted his feet, and jumped down violently, regardless of the thin monkey's flushed face and fists.

"Boom!"

Like a boulder falling from the sky, startling a burst of dust, the fat man raised his hand and waved, as if he didn't see the surprised eyes of the people around him, and swaggered towards the end of the alley.

Almost out of the alley, a few spectators who came out of nowhere silently walked out of the crowd and followed behind the fat man.

"One hundred and thirty-seven, the first time. ”

"One hundred and ninety-two ... On the acara. ”

The fat man put his hands behind his back, as if talking to himself, and a swarthy spectator behind him hurriedly took out the wooden card from his arms, carved a few strange symbols with a knife, and then bent down and handed it to the fat man in front of him, the fat man took the wooden card and didn't look at it, and put it into his sleeve pocket, and then he got used to wiping his hands on his clothes, as if he wanted to wipe off the perennial greasy between his fingers.

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