Chapter 24: This is certainly not your average teleportation
"Hmph!hmph!" the strange pig looked disdainful.
"Nima, don't believe it...... I don't believe that Lao Tzu will take it out and scare you to death!" Shen Fei said inwardly, he was really a little weak-hearted, he didn't know anything before, what an unbearable experience it was, everything else is easy to say, the key is that it can't last!
"Hmph!" the strange pig continued to disdain, "take it out, I'll wait." โ
"Uh......" Shen Feiyu was stunned all of a sudden, "Uncle, you are my uncle, okay? โ
The strange pig was disdainful again, with a look of condescension: "Master, what I gave you is useful to you, you don't appreciate it, forget it, you won't do good things in the future." โ
"That...... Uncle, can you send me some beauties or something in the future? As long as you send beauties, everything is easy to discuss. Shen Feiyu said flatteringly.
"Beauty, huh?"
"Uh-huh!" Shen Feiyu nodded violently, his eyes glowing green.
"It was useful a few days ago, but now it's useless, can't you break your body?" the strange pig glanced at Shen Feiyu, like looking at an idiot, "The opportunity is fleeting, for several nights in a row, I didn't grasp it once...... Hmph, regret it?"
Shen Feiyu gasped, "You...... How do you know?" He could swear that no one had said anything about his cultivation, especially the fact that he couldn't break his body!
"Do you think that if I can transmit the sound in your mind, I won't be able to find what is in your mind, I am a divine beast, do you understand?"
"Also, what's going on with that for several nights in a row?" Shen Feiyu remembered the first few nights, it seemed that he could see a few long hairs in the morning, and he thought that someone was spoofing himself, could it be true?"
"Ahem!" the strange pig's expression was a little unnatural, "At first, I wanted to use it, but he found that at night he transformed into his own body, and during the day he transformed into a ...... That, I thought it was because I stayed by your side, but I couldn't take those girls away, and it wouldn't be necessary...... So it was cheap for you kid at the time...... Hands up. โ
"Isn't it? You're going to get under my bed at night, and you're going to ...... it yourself. Enjoy?" Shen Feiyu's brain short-circuited, and then he was furious, "Are you air to me?" Also, you have a ...... The so-called divine beast actually drilled into my bed, what does it mean?"
"What? No, Ye was about to hang up at the time, can't he recover by your side? In order to compensate you, didn't Ye inject a trace of star power into your body through three divine operations? Do you think it is your ability to attract star power into your body? Huh?" The evil spirit glared, his eyes were about to pop out, and the fierce look was indeed ridiculous.
"Uh......" Shen Feiyu looked at the angry strange pig, and was really a little worried about being bitten by it, so he quickly changed the topic, "Three divine operations?
"Hmph, of course you don't remember, Ye used his magic power to erase part of your memory......"
"!" Shen Feiyu remembered that he wanted to go to the Galaxy Mecha Recycling Station when he was ungrounded, but he was beaten halfway for three consecutive days, and he didn't remember anything afterwards, "It's your business that Lao Tzu was beaten three times?" Shen Feiyu was furious.
"Don't be ignorant, if it weren't for the first time to dredge your meridians, the second time to enter the vitality, and the third time to transform the vitality into star power, you think you can step on this non-return now...... Uh, the road of the strong?" "The evil ghost looks like an idiot, and she really gets cheap and sells well!
"Uncle, can't you think of a better way? At that time, Lao Tzu began to doubt life for three days!" Shen Feiyu cried.
"Do you think you want to? Isn't it impossible for you to make a move on you! This is already the best way, so you can steal the fun!"
"Then you have to beat me up, and there's no gentle way?"
"You set foot on the path ......of star power cultivation, do you think it's so simple?
Ten minutes later, "uh...... I can't remember. โ
Shen Feiyu fell.
It took a long time to recover, "Uncle, I just want to ask, why did you drill my bed at that time?" Shen Feiyu was a little frightened when he thought of a pig arching into his bed.
At the beginning, it also brought a girl, and the three of them were in the same bed...... Why is this style of painting so frightening?
"It's not that you have a hint of the aura of the main god......" and then the evil spirit fell into deep thought again.
"Okay!" Shen Feiyu was worried that this thing would ponder for another ten minutes, and it would hurt, as for the main god's breath, he wouldn't believe it, so he hurriedly interrupted, "Can we discuss something?" Please don't peep into my brain in the future, I feel a little loveless." โ
"Do you think you are so idle? Ye is a divine beast, a divine beast, do you understand?" the strange pig seemed to be insulted and roared.
But it's really awkward to see the mouth moving, and the sound can be heard by the light. After a long time, Shen Feiyu came back to his senses, and it turned out that this thing was angry again.
But the strange pig then snorted, "If it weren't for the first time to confirm your identity, I wouldn't have disdained to look at your messy brains!"
"Hehe, that's good, that's good, you're a divine beast, you're noble!" Shen Feiyu hurriedly patted his horse.
The Strange Pig shook his head, "That's pretty much it." โ
Shen Feiyu couldn't hold back his curiosity: "Say...... I haven't seen you before, I don't know who you are?"
"Listen!" Strange Pig shook the fur off his body, uh...... How does it feel like a dog has just come out of the water?
"Ye is called an evil ghost!, but Ye only remembers that he belongs to a first-class divine beast, and he should belong to the mountain spirit clan before he becomes a god, and he forgets other information, such as how to cultivate into a god, and why there are some messy things in his head, such as it seems that he has been in one place for more than three thousand years, but he can't even remember what place that place is now......" The strange pig said, his eyes confused.
"Ahh
Could it be that you are a pig god? or ...... Divine pig?
"You don't believe it!" the evil ghost's reaction to Shen Feiyu once again showed a state of madness, "Ah...... Yes...... I'm not alive!" and continued to bang against the tree, and with a bang, the tree fell overwhelmed.
Nima, how many trees are these? Are you a demolition professional?
"I believe it! I believe it, can't I believe it!" Shen Feiyu hurriedly said, this guy is too fragile, this thing is already unbelievable and fantastical, how can people believe it?
"You say you're a god, so what are your abilities? I've heard that God is omnipotent!" Shen Feiyu hurriedly changed the subject, really didn't want to entangle with it on such a childish issue.
"Didn't you just say that Ye was injured, and now his ability is no longer one percent of what it was then!"
"Then when you weren't hurt, what abilities did you have?"
"Hmph! Master's ability is great!" The evil spirit raised his toes proudly, "It is said that when I was in my heyday, I could easily travel through space and interface, and I could also bring many people with me, even if you are an ordinary person, you can also experience the thrill of traveling through space and interface together." Haha, how's it going, awesome?"
"That's teleportation?" Shen Feiyu said disdainfully.
"The whole universe, as long as there are coordinates, you can shuttle at will, you say this is not powerful? This is an ordinary teleportation?"
"That's an unusual teleportationโ"
"Of course it's no ordinary teleportation!"
"That's the teleportation of a long distance!" Shen Feiyu pondered for a moment and said.
"Bang", the strange pig who was still arrogant just now fell directly to the ground, the corners of his mouth twitched, his whole body trembled, and then he snorted and chirped.
Shen Feiyu hurriedly went over to take a look, and found that this guy was so angry, and said in shock: "Aren't you all gods, why are you so fragile!"
After a while, the strange pig breathed a sigh of relief, "If it weren't for you...... I...... I...... I'm going to have to eat you in one bite!"
"Hmm, what am I?" Shen Feiyu felt that it wanted to say something, what did this thing want to say?
"I won't tell you! I'm sad!" the strange pig no longer cares about Shen Feiyu, don't look around.
"Don't, you haven't finished talking yet, you haven't said what those messy things in your brain are? Where have you been in a place for three thousand years, could it be that you have been locked up for three thousand years, and now you are released?" Shen Feiyu asked, although he didn't believe all this information, but it was still very fun to tease the strange pig, just like when he molested the young woman, cough cough! The past is unbearable, forget it.
"What's the matter with you? Ye is gone, I haven't eaten well and dressed badly recently, I'll look for you in two days, I'll be full?!" The strange pig didn't even turn back, and his figure disappeared in a flash.
"Hiss-" Shen Feiyu was taken aback, the speed of this product is really fast, it seems that it is still very possible to quietly send a person to his bed.
But at this time, he remembered the beauty mentioned by Fan Xiu, and he heard that the speed was also so fast, could it be that there was something to do with the two of them?
With such doubts, Shen Feiyu returned to the garrison mansion and muttered to himself, "Is it a human, a demon, or a shemale?"
The guard who was standing at the door to open the door for Shen Feiyu only heard the last two words, and was directly stunned, Nima, did I hear it right?
Finding this, why does it have to be the last step, I'll go! Big news, Shen Dashao is starting to love shemales?!
Don't dare to think about it anymore, the guards know that this matter must be shared with everyone, wow Ka Ka! Lao Tzu can also break the news, and you won't be impressed by Lao Tzu in the future!
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When he woke up, it was already past noon, and Shen Feiyu had already told the doorman not to let people disturb him, especially Aunt Li, so he slept comfortably.
When I got up, I habitually looked at the side of the bed, and there was nothing!
Whew-Shen Feiyu let out a sigh, it's okay, it's okay, the strange pig is still talking.
After getting up, I casually went to the kitchen to find some food, and then went to Sister Yan, and found that Sister Yan was very efficient, and all the items used for school had been prepared, and under Shen Ming's direct communication, Nie Lao of the college also immediately went through the admission procedures for him.
Holding the student ID card in his hand, Shen Feiyu was full of emotion, Nima, I am going to school again, and I don't want to sleep if I am lazy in the future.
But thinking about how many "good" classmates he could meet in the academy, he laughed out loud.
"What are you laughing at? I heard that you brought a shemale to spend the night at home last night? Let me tell you what is good!" Sister Yan hated that iron was white like Shen Feiyu.
After everyone's private fermentation, this matter has already been eyebrows, and they are all saying that Shen Dashao brought someone back for the night last night, but after finding out that it was a shemale, he hurriedly sent it away.
Some people are even more conclusive, and give three examples: one is time, if it is a beauty, she is exhausted after a fierce battle, how can she sleep until dawn, and the person was sent away by Shen Dashao in the middle of the night, according to the guards, Shen Dashao's face was dark at that time, and he was in a hurry. The second is the testimony of the night guard, and he thought about it later, and the person in the quilt did look like the size of a man. The third is what Shen Dashao himself said, and the night guard heard the word "shemale" with his own ears.
"Ah, what kind of shemale?" Shen Feiyu looked confused, what is the matter? There are even gossips about himself, saying that Lao Tzu, as the second generation of officials, is it so provoking gossip? Do you still treat Lao Tzu as a young master?
"Did you carry a man out last night?"
"Uh...... Do you know everything?" Shen Feiyu's face twitched, it was really a good thing that didn't go out, and bad things spread thousands of miles.
"It's not a woman, is it?" Sister Yan snorted.
"What can I say...... Shen Feiyu said helplessly, "But Sister Yan, there will definitely be no such situation in the future." โ
"I, I can see it, you kid is getting more and more out of control, and I'm too lazy to care, but-" Sister Yan looked straight, "Feiyu, you remember, you can't provoke people who shouldn't be messed with in the future, otherwise how will you let the commander live in the next life?"
Shen Feiyu was silent, she knew that Sister Yan was talking about the incident a month ago, fortunately she didn't die, if there was really any three long and two short, she really couldn't imagine what state Daddy would be.
Seeing that Shen Feiyu was silent, Sister Yan was a little relieved, at least he was still a child who knew how to take matters seriously, it seemed that he had really grown up.
"Okay, hurry up and take your things and go, and officially report to the academy next Monday." Sister Yan threw the things to Shen Feiyu and was about to leave, but as if she remembered something, she turned around, "For safety, your locomotive has been confiscated, but-" Seeing that Shen Feiyu was in a hurry, Sister Yan raised her hand, "Don't worry, for your safety, the commander has dispatched his personal car, which is responsible for transporting you to school." โ
"Okay!" Shen Feiyu said dejectedly, although the locomotive that pulls the wind is gone, it is still quite good to have a special car to pick up, but it is a little unfree.