021 Days of hard work
The first trick is to hang upside down and scoop oil.
Yes, the wooden shelves were moved to the vat, and Yang Qi hooked the instep of his feet to the ring lock and hung it - remember, instead of having you put your foot inside the ring to get stuck in the ring, you had your instep hook yourself to the ring lock. After hanging headfirst down, one bucket in one hand with two hands, the target is the oil in the tank.
According to Mr. Tang Da, because Yang Qi is diligent in exercising, he is also diligent in making mistakes, and the oil level is rising faster than expected. In order to prevent Yang Qi from drowning so early, now Yang Qi is given a special opportunity to scoop out the oil in the vat by hanging upside down.
Note, however, that two buckets must be scooped at the same time at a time. If you fail halfway, or even if you spill out of the bucket, you have to pour two more buckets into the bucket. If the foot is not hooked and the person falls, then there is no say, four barrels are proper.
When Yang Qi was hanging upside down and scooping oil with vertical sit-ups, Mr. Tang Da sat next to him and said calmly: "The so-called boxing method, there are many factions in the south and the north legs. Just boxing, there are Xingyi, Tai Chi, Baji, Tongbei and other schools, with different emphases. But there are so many genres, which can always be boiled down to rigidity and softness. Because the boxing method is taken from the weapons of ancient warfare, the feeling of boxing rigidity and softness derived from different weapons is naturally different. Question: What weapon is Xingyi Fist taken from?
"Again, it's Nima's extracurricular question again!" Yang Qi gasped and was trying his best to send the oil drum up.
"Are you going to be wrong? ”
"Marksmanship! The shape is taken from marksmanship, and Yue Fei is the ancestor!" Yang Qi squeezed his voice out from between his teeth. If he was hit with a stone at this juncture, Yang Qi would definitely not be able to hold on.
"Yo, yes, it seems that you have studied hard. Mr. Tang Da nodded, and said, "But when you just spoke, you shook your hand and splashed the oil in the bucket back into the tank, so add two more buckets." ”
"You can't see it outside at all, how do you know!" Yang Qi's angry voice came from inside the tank.
"Yes, I don't look at it but I know that the oil is spilled, but I can hit you accurately without looking, do you want to know how to do it?" Mr. Tang Da smiled: "The Buddha said: Don't say." ”
"Holy!"
The second trick is hanging and splitting.
Yes, this time it was changed to the head hanging on it. Yang Qi's two feet stepped on the ring locks on both sides, and the whole person was in a big V-shaped split in the air. And his hands were tied behind his back and a rope was hung on the beam, so that he could not fall down or stand up.
Yang Qi had learned to dance at the beginning, but that was a long time ago, and it was long since he split his waist or something. If it weren't for Brother Jinlun's relics, this old bone would have fallen apart a long time ago.
Now, Yang Qi, who has an old waist and old legs, is frozen in mid-air, his leg muscles are tense, and he keeps twitching. And Mr. Tang Da stood on the beam above Yang Qi, which was only a pole with a thick arm, but Mr. Tang Da stood on a steady and chic manner.
While standing, he is still lecturing.
"In addition to rigidity and softness, boxing is also divided into external and internal methods. Many people often confuse the inner and outer family with the rigid and soft boxing, thinking that the soft fist is the inner house and the gang fist is the outer house, which is actually a fallacy. A few days ago, I went to visit Master Sun Lutang, and Master Sun thought that those who were good at cultivating Haoran's qi were those who were insiders, and those who were not good at cultivating qi were outsiders. This sentence has its own limitations, but it is somewhat reliable. Question: You didn't say anything at all, is it weishenme?"
Yang Qi rolled his eyes: "Because my legs have been numb for a long time, I am thinking about how to live without legs in the future." ”
"Oh, my leg is numb, that's terrible. When you split the fork, I'm afraid that you'll be numb, and it seems that I'm giving you some stimulation. Mr. Tang Da said, pushing a ring lock to the outside: "Put it a little farther away, right?"
As soon as Yang Qi got used to this angle, he felt a tearing pain in his thigh, and he couldn't help but scream: "Ahh
"Oh, although the name sounds like yourself, that 'Yang Qi' is your little concubine, right?"
"It's your sister, bastard!"
"Oh, it's your sister, it's nothing. But speaking of 'bastards'...... I think it's important to reiterate the fact that man-made knives are man-made. With that, the ring lock moved outward for two more points.
"Sizzle, it hurts, it hurts!" Looking at Mr. Tang Da who was standing leisurely on it, Yang Qi was not angry, and his whole body twisted, and the entire wooden shelf trembled: "Fall down for me, you bastard!"
"Go down, go down. Mr. Tang Da jumped lightly, chic and elegant. Falling steadily, the dust fell on Yang Qi's shoulders without being surprised......
"I'm going to you...... Grass...... The terrible screams of the grass ...... that were not like human beings echoed in the sky of the Jingwu Society, startling countless flying birds. Everyone who heard this voice couldn't help but shudder, and subconsciously stayed two points away from a small courtyard.
Next, there is a third pattern, a fourth pattern, a lot of patterns......
In the afternoon, in the Western class.
Yang ...... Mr. Yang, seriously, are you okay?" Zhao Jian's voice trembled: "Do you want to find a doctor?"
"No need, that's it, I'm sorry for everyone. Let's move on to parabola...... Uh, this classmate, can you help me draw a parabola, the teacher's hand can't be lifted now. By the way, can that classmate lift me closer to the podium, and the teacher's leg is also useless. ”
"Teacher Yang!" The young students ran up and hugged Yang Qiwa and cried: "What's wrong with you, teacher, why are you swollen all over?"
"Children, you were born in a good era, you have learned boxing--you are very happy! So, you must cherish the good life you have now!" Yang Qi reluctantly raised his hand and touched the children's heads, and a heroic tear crossed the corner of his eye.
It was the next morning, the sun was rising, and Yang Qi jumped off the bed with a carp. Rushed out of the door and ran around the Jingwu Club, ran through the plum blossom pile in three steps and two steps, and rose into the air with a bang, and a one-word kick was flat and standard. Falling steadily to the ground, Yang Qi's eyes were full of murderous aura.
"The surname is Tang, Lao Tzu is on the bar with you!"
After that, every day, Yang Qi went to Mr. Tang Da to be abused, uh, to learn boxing. But at the same time, it has also grown rapidly.
Someday-
"For a beginner, don't leave the ground with both feet at the same time when moving, it's best not to leave either at all. ”
"None of them are leaving?
"Naturally, it's a trickle. Do you see those thumbtacks on the ground, go to the middle of the thumbtacks and get the bucket back. ”
"Okay, let's go--what are you doing with your slingshot? Fuck, I know it's not that easy! I'm flashing-you're coming-I'm flashing-I'm flashing-I'm going to be on my feet!"
"It's all said that you are not allowed to lift your toes off the ground! Almost all human movements must first borrow from the earth, and if your feet do not leave the ground, you can ensure that you can borrow liliang at any time, so as not to become a live target, understand?"
"Understand your brother-in-law, look at my flying nails!"
Another day-
"Let's see how you're doing today, go up. ”
"Hmph, little meaning, I've been practicing hard day and night, and the oil has been poured into my chest, and now it's absolutely as stable as Mount Tai, see! Uh, why are you standing up? What do you want to do?"
Mr. Tang Da smiled and kicked him in the chest.
"Damn!" Yang Qi fell into the tank with a pop, and immediately climbed up after a while: "I always thought you were very faceless and skinless, but I didn't expect you to be even more faceless and skinless, and you openly attacked me head-on!"
"I didn't say I wouldn't attack you when you were standing on the pile, I wouldn't block you if I kicked you?"
"How can I block it? I haven't learned any boxing routines, how can I block it?"
"Reach out to block it, of course. Why, if you don't learn boxing, you won't be able to raise your arms? If you don't learn boxing, you won't be able to dodge? You had a relationship with that Li Xuelian at the beginning, why don't you know anything now?"
"You're quibbling! Hey, you're still here, I'm not going to lose my temper, is it, old man!"
Time passed like water, and in the blink of an eye, it had been fifteen days since Yang Qi came to the Jingwu Society.
(I didn't expect it to be on the list!Everyone's a little powerful!Well, add a new chapter today, to celebrate!)