If I hadn't known this source of darkness, I would have lost track of how long it had been since I had met a keyboard warrior.

It definitely meets all the characteristics of the keyboard warrior network troll, as long as it is far away, it thinks that it is in an absolutely safe and absolutely private environment, then look at it, there is nothing in this world that it does not dare to do, there is no person it does not dare to spray, there is no calf it does not dare to pretend.

Using all the public power on the Internet, it can be unbridled in all its words and deeds, even if it knows that those words and deeds do not match its status at all, it will not have the slightest scruples.

If you want to make the keyboard warrior Internet trolls honest, they can't say it's indescribable, they can't spray it, and they can't be scared, so they have to be real.

Find a way to get his home address and contact information, then share your navigation route as you go to him, and you'll see an internet troll keyboard warrior gradually transform back into himself.

At first, of course, I continued to pretend: "Come on! Lao Tzu! Lao Tzu will let you have no return!"

Closer: "Why are you so slow in drafting, Lao Tzu has already called his brother, just waiting to give you a good look!"

Got closer: "Where's your friend? Are you really coming to me? Doing things by the way, or what? Let's talk, don't you don't talk." ”

Closer: "Dude, the Internet is all funny, online dating is not popular anymore, how can you be so serious about Internet black." ”

arrived at the door: "Brother~~ I was wrong brother~~~ Actually, I'm not a rich second-generation official, nor am I an underworld scholar, just spare me, I really can't meet you, I can't speak when I leave the keyboard for too long, and I won't be able to drop in the future, okay? ”

Now we have encountered this situation, outside of a powerful magic array, the source of darkness no longer has to talk to me through prunes, it is separated by a magic array, just like a net black fat house through the door of his own house, and can communicate with me directly.

"Woo woo, big brother ~ Lao Tie ~ you just let me go, no!" The source of darkness's voice was greasy, and he cried to me in a demonic language with a crying tone: "You said that I have never pretended to be a calf with Your Majesty Naochun, and your attitude is not good today, why do you bother?"

I also explained to him through the door: "You misunderstood brother, I know that you are a friend of Ximei, how can I embarrass you, I came back to you for something to ask you for help, I didn't want to do anything to you, you open the door." ”

The source of darkness didn't believe it at all: "Pull it down, I've watched what you've done in the mortal world from beginning to end, eh, I'm damned, as long as it's where you go, it won't stop." ”

"Dude, there's something wrong with what you said, what does it mean that there is no stop, as long as you are obedient, which of those places is not more prosperous and powerful than the original, even St. Bernard, after cooperating with me, it has also opened a new chapter in the glorious history, which is a good thing. ”

"That's what it means. The source of darkness cried: "It is good for those who seek career and honor to be busy, but I am a house, and I like to live in hell, through the law to confuse others, to bring confusion and fear to them, so that they worship me from afar." To put it bluntly, I don't want to work, Your Majesty, you are tantamount to letting the dead house go out to work, forcibly taking the dead house to the high-end social circle, and you have to confiscate the figure inflatable doll of the dead house and then introduce a girlfriend, isn't this forcing people to die. Don't you understand how terrible the two-dimensional and network cable are? How can the people in it be so easy to get out, and how many are willing to get out......

I've never heard such a heartfelt cry before, and even I have to be moved by it, but I can't do it, because I have to use the power of hell, and by its words, I can be even more convinced that there is what I need.

I smiled: "That's right, it's almost a perfect description of the otaku's mental journey, it seems that you are in hell, not only know a lot about the outside world, but also know a lot about the culture of another dimension." ”

"This ......," the source of darkness accidentally slipped through his mouth, not knowing how to respond for a moment.

It's okay if you don't answer, I can be proactive.

"I'll give you one last chance, won't you open the door? I have fallen gods and elven goddesses, don't think that this magic breaking array can stop me! ”

The Fallen Divine Soldier was clearly very weak-hearted, and his mouth was still stubborn: "No matter how good you are, you can't crawl along the network cable to hit me, I mean you can't cross this magic array, so don't scare me, it's useless." ”

I snorted and laughed, "Then try it, this is the only magic circle in hell, right, that's the one that Satan set up in the first place? ”

"How do you know these ......" The source of darkness panicked, and immediately forced himself to calm down again: "So you should understand, the magic array that the gods of the east can't escape, it's impossible for you to come in!"

"But as far as I know, the eastern god is no longer in the magic array, he was brought into the divine realm from here by the western gods, so in this case, the power of the gods should be able to pass through this magic array, so can I do it after I obtain the power of the gods with forbidden arts? Can I cross this magic array and come to visit you?"

“......”

The source of darkness was silent for a long time, and the light and shadow of the magic array in front of us flashed, and began to slowly disintegrate, from top to bottom, and dissipated in a short time.

A huge demon, like a mountain of white flesh, appeared in front of us, he was supposed to be covered with scars and hideous face, but because he was too fat, all the scars were stretched open, turning into a series of bulge marks unique to obese people, fangs and angry eyes were drowned by the fat on his face, looking stupid and stupid.

He is the source of darkness, his face turned a little red after appearing, and he said in a low voice: "This magic array can indeed allow the gods of the West to pass, because to maintain the trade of forbidden art sacrifices, it is impossible to exclude their divine power. Okay, you've won, what do you want to do next? Humiliate me?"

Otaku has been immersed in two-dimensional and virtual for many years.,Accustomed to fantasy and brain supplement.,And inferiority complex.,So it's easy to expose the extreme side in dealing with anything.,It's also very easy to be negative.,Just like now.,It's clear that I don't want to do anything to him.,But he's already envisioned a lot of unfavorable endings for himself.。

"Aha~~~~" Before we could say anything, Wanwan laughed at the source of darkness in a demonic language with a Protoss accent: "Hahaha, Samael? Is it you, Samael? I haven't seen you for 8,000 years, how did you become like this?"

The Source of Darkness sighed ashamedly: "It's not because Lord Satan arranged such a job for me to complete without leaving home when he left, the first few thousand years were actually fine, and I was able to maintain self-discipline after work, and study in fitness or something." But then I accidentally passed through the passage left by Lord Satan, and discovered a magic circle called the Internet that existed in a certain dimension, and since then I have been addicted to it and cannot extricate myself, and it has only been more than 30 years, and I have become like this. ”

Originally, I was just a metaphor, but I didn't expect this Angel of Death named Samael to be a network keyboard player and a dead fat house.

Wanwan almost broke his body with laughter: "Ahahahaha, the angel of death ranked first under Satan's seat has become what it is today, it's really funny." ”

"Don't be complacent, if you get into the Internet, you are guaranteed to go from a sickle to a hammer within ten years. ”

"Poof~" I was amused by Samael's two-dimensional taunt.

Samael looked at me embarrassedly: "What I am most afraid of is that those gods in the upper realm will find out that I am like this, I will definitely be laughed at by them, and Lord Satan will definitely be looked down upon by them, I don't want to embarrass him......"

I comforted him, "Don't worry, Satan is more disgraced than you now." ”

As soon as my words came out, Samael's whole person's momentum changed suddenly, and the dark energy that rushed to the sky surged, and his eyes also flashed with demonic flames: "What did you say?!Where is Lord Satan??Is he in any trouble?!"

"Drink?!!

Lingjiao has always been the pioneer of the spring outing group, and it is also the person who throws his temper the most, so under normal circumstances, as long as it starts, there is no need to ask for a reason, just follow it.

Lingjiao suddenly, the three heads of Wukong also fired at the same time, Luo Fatzi instructed the parrot, and the parrot ordered the eldest nephew, the eldest nephew was summoned, and my aunt who was summoned by Yunxi to perform elf king-level elemental magic together. and Nicole's Titan Power, the Pesy Mecha of the Northland, all of them were shot in one go.

Samael, who had just ignited a little fighting spirit, was knocked to the ground by a round of attacks in the blink of an eye, panting and rolling with his head in his hands, screaming in his mouth, unable to fight back at all.

I stopped the attack, crouched down at Samael's head, and sighed, "Well, I'm really anxious for Satan, if he really expects you men to help him out, he will really want to be blind." ”

Bend asked urgently: "It's all here, can you tell me the whereabouts of the master?"

In the first place, Bend was willing to belong to Nicole, mainly because I promised that it would reunite their master and servant.

Samael also raised his eyes to look at me: "I was just excited just now, I didn't want to make a move on you, Your Majesty, do you really know the whereabouts of Lord Satan?"

I nodded: "He is now in the Eastern Dimension, and the situation of the Eastern God who once came here is almost the same, he has been temporarily left in the East for some special reasons, but his situation is fine, there is food and drink, in fact, the main purpose of my coming here is to ask the Western God to return the Eastern God." ”

"Really?"

I shrugged, "I don't know if you have polygraph magic, I'm telling the truth anyway." ”

Samael wanted to sit up in excitement, but the spirit dog glared, and Samael shuddered and lay down again, so that he could communicate with me at eye level.

"Your Majesty, if that's the case, what do you need me to do for you? As long as I can save Lord Satan, I will do anything. ”

I said casually: "There are many solutions to this matter, the simplest and most direct is to open a dimensional passage to the east for me, I have power in the other dimension, and if I can bring them all over, I will have the confidence to go to the Western God Realm and directly snatch the Eastern God back." ”

"It's that simple?"

"That's it... Simple?!, you say, it's easy?"

Samael nodded: "Of course it's very simple, Lord Satan is the greatest dimensional god, he can enter hell from the divine realm, and he can travel freely in the mortal world, and he can also enter the eastern dimension, and every time he goes, he will leave a dimensional passage, and you can easily bring the people you want to bring with you by using this dimensional passage." ”

I squinted: "Aren't you afraid of luring the wolf into the house and inflicting a devastating blow on the Western Divine Realm?"

"Okay, we're fallen angels ourselves, and Satan's greatest dream is to kill those usurpers, and I'd love to help you if you could do that. ”

If you don't see it, this is the evil result of being high, how can you do it if you don't do a good job in maintaining stability, isn't this waiting for a fire in the backyard.

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