Chapter 34: I was the first to dream of spring
"Ahem!" Shen Feiyu didn't care what everyone's reaction was, walked to the middle of the stage, tried the microphone, and then said, "Students, it's a pleasure to meet you, I am very excited and excited to come to this stage today, in this turbulent era, I think as a young person, we need to have a head, a brain, and a chest ......."
Shen Feiyu looked at the stunned looks of the teachers and classmates in the audience, and nodded with satisfaction, "It seems that my words make everyone feel the same way, okay, I'll talk about my mistakes." ”
At this time, a teacher was about to come on stage to stop him, when he suddenly heard Shen Feiyu turn to his mistake, so he slowly retreated.
Shen Feiyu compared his own mistakes, and began to dig the root cause from the first year of elementary school, "At that time, I was still a child, do you understand children, but I was very naughty, and I didn't have any sense of discipline, and at that time, my father was too busy with work to take care of me, so I developed a free and casual personality, just like that time, I fell asleep in class, and actually had a spring dream, yes, it's a spring dream, many people say that I am a late bloomer, that I don't know anything, but I can proudly tell you that I am the first ...... to have a spring dream."
At this time, the teacher had already rushed to the podium at a speed of 100 meters, and even dragged Shen Feiyu off the stage.
"What I said is true, this is a miracle of life, this is a natural phenomenon, this is a normal physiological reaction of the human body, you can't do this, woo woo......" Finally, he was covered in the mouth.
Xu Changbo glanced at Principal Nie, who was not far away, and felt that he had made a big mistake, this girl was caught by himself, but he came to the stage and said nonsense, will he be connected?
However, seeing that Principal Nie was as stable as Mount Tai, Xu Changbo quietly breathed a sigh of relief, and it seemed that the situation was not so bad.
But at this moment, Principal Nie turned his head and said, "Who let Shen Feiyu come to the stage to do a review?
When Xu Changbo heard this, he almost fell to the ground, Nima, what are you worried about, Shen Feiyu, you second ancestor, can hurt me.
At this time, the culprit Shen Feiyu was being educated by four middle-aged female teachers in a room, and this education was noon, and he was not even allowed to eat.
At first, Shen Feiyu was still arguing with reason, but he found that he couldn't compete with middle-aged women in any reason, their rich life experience, strong ability to use strong words and reasoning, coupled with their good eloquence as a teacher for a long time, made Shen Feiyu stunned, speechless, and poor in reasoning, so he simply disarmed and surrendered.
And Principal Nie obviously didn't want to expand the matter, so when Shen Feiyu had a good attitude, he asked him to go back to class in the afternoon.
Despite this, in the afternoon, Shen Feiyu was listless in the actual combat class, and his ears always seemed to echo the sonorous and powerful words of those teachers.
"Feiyu, are you okay?" Cheng Ming sat down beside him and asked with concern.
"......Ahh
"Uh......" Cheng Ming was dumbfounded, he knew this kind of education method, and he had heard how disgusting it was before, but when he saw this Nima today, he was too perverted, okay, Young Master Shen was about to have a nervous breakdown.
At this time, Shen Feiyu also reacted, and when he saw that it was Cheng Ming, he felt that he had finally seen his relatives, and he cried when he hugged him.
The surrounding teachers and classmates were shocked, what the hell is this blatant in class - to engage in base?
This time it was a mighty and strong man who taught everyone actual combat boxing, when he saw this situation, his brows were furrowed, he participated in the morning school assembly, and also witnessed Shen Feiyu's unreliability, seeing that the two of them actually hugged each other in class and cried, strode to Shen Feiyu, and then squatted down - hugged Shen Feiyu and cried.
"Huh?" Shen Feiyu cried and cried to find out why there was one more person crying, and when he looked up, a guy with a big round face and a full beard was also snorting and crying.
Isn't this the teacher who taught boxing just now!
The other students were also stunned, Nima just saw the teacher walking over violently and thought that he was going to teach Shen Feiyu a lesson, but he didn't expect to cry together, is this really a boxing class, not an acting class?
"Teacher, why are you crying?" Shen Feiyu wiped his tears.
"Shen Feiyu, I deeply sympathize with you, your crying makes me empathize! Isn't this uncontrollable! Woo!"
"Ah, teacher, have you also been disciplined by four teachers?" Cheng Ming was shocked, could it be that teachers would be educated in the same way if they made mistakes?
"No...... the teacher seemed to remember something sad, and he was even more sad, and cried for a while before he said, "There are three of them who are my daughters-in-law!"
"Ah, teacher, have you married so much?" Shen Feiyu's tears disappeared in an instant, and he was completely attracted by this exciting news.
"No, woo......" The teacher cried even worse.
When Shen Feiyu saw it, he had to stop crying, the teacher was so miserable, can we still compare with him?
The classmates around me feel that the past is not the past, but it is not the past, it is not the past, that is awkward.
However, the female classmates had their eyes lit up at this time, and they began to whisper, and they wiped out the teacher's family background.
Luo He was originally teary-eyed next to him, he had also been educated by four middle-aged female teachers, for a full three hours, how unbearable it was, if he hadn't dealt with Shen Feiyu, he would have wanted to run over and cry together.
But listening to the revelations of the female classmates around him, Luohe felt a chill coming, Nima, do you want to be so meticulous? The teacher likes to dig up the one with his daughter-in-law in the morning, this is too terrifying, right? You are a girl? This thing is also said with relish, is it really good?
After a while, the teacher calmed down a little for a while, "Woo...... Among the four teachers, two are my ex-wife and one is my current wife, why am I so miserable, why do I feel like I have jumped from one fire pit to another every time I get married......" just now seemed to stop crying, and when it came to sadness, the strong man cried again.
Shen Feiyu is full of black lines, Nima, this is really a miracle in life, no wonder at noon he felt that the four teachers seemed to be competing, one could speak more than the other, and he looked like a cockfight, and the more he talked, the more excited he became, it turned out that the root was here.
The person who arranged these four teachers is really a talent, could it be Principal Nie? Shen Feiyu was extremely suspicious, and the others probably didn't have such great ability!
In the end, the crying was almost over, the teacher was also arrogant, with a big wave of his hand, there was no class today, everyone was free to move, and then pulled Shen Feiyu and Cheng Ming, and talked about all kinds of strange things about his three wives.
As he spoke, many female classmates came around, they were born gossipy, and they were even more interested in these things, and slowly, other students also consciously became bystanders.
At this time, the teaching supervisor came to inspect the classroom, their duty is to see if the teacher can do his duty in each class, from the outside sweep, found that the teacher of this class is very capable, he spoke in the middle, the surrounding students were deeply attracted, eyes, intently listening, the effect is simply not ordinary.
"Well, yes, yes!" the supervisor nodded in satisfaction, drew a big red check mark on the manuscript, and continued to patrol the next class in a calm manner.
In the afternoon, Shen Feiyu felt that after listening to a healing class, most of the psychological trauma he suffered at noon had been healed, and the echoes of the chirp in his mind seemed to have disappeared.
At the end of the day, the teacher seemed to pour out the bitter water, and he was in a much more comfortable mood, and there was already a smile on his face, and finally told everyone not to spread it, otherwise they would not be spared.
The students all nodded violently like chickens pecking rice, and this scene was seen by the patrol supervisor when he returned, and he couldn't help but be very pleased, looking at the ability of the teacher, how neatly the students nodded and nodded, the level is really too high, why didn't I find him so capable before?
The relationship between Shen Feiyu and the boxing teacher feels that it is also a lot closer after this matter, I heard from my classmates just now, I knew that his surname was Ye, and patted him on the shoulder: "Teacher Ye, don't say anything, they are all brothers, I will invite you to drink tonight!"
The other students were stunned, Nima, it's only been half an afternoon why you have called the teacher brothers, it seems that the relationship is a little messy.
But in everyone's shocked eyes, Teacher Ye also patted Shen Feiyu, and sighed for a while, "Classmate Shen, thank you for your kindness, I can't do it today, I have to go back to cook at night!"
"Uh......" The students were collectively petrified.
But think about it, the teacher is really pitiful, well, I must listen to the teacher's class in the future, what a difficult person.
And after that, Teacher Ye found that everyone listened very carefully to his class, and even that Shen Feiyu was sitting upright, which moved him to tears, what a good classmate!
After school and going outside the school, Shen Feiyu was in a much better mood, and the classmates around him smiled at him when they saw him and remembered their performance at the school assembly in the morning.
Shen Feiyu's eggs hurt for a while, Nima, you can laugh and laugh, why are you still whispering, pointing, and your eyes are still glancing at your lower body, what do you mean?
It's just a boy, why don't you female classmates hide your mouth and laugh, is it possible that you haven't had a spring dream?
Women are really animals that can't be guessed according to common sense, Shen Feiyu nodded, it's really sad! I haven't tasted that wonderful taste, life is too boring!
And at this moment, he met Liu Yan, who was walking a little unnaturally, and when he saw Shen Feiyu, Liu Yan cowered and hid back, it was too heavy in his heart, and when he returned home, he not only did not get the support of the family but was also scolded by him, and was strictly ordered not to provoke the garrison in the near future.
But listening to the tone of the family, it seems that it will be okay after a while? This is just his speculation, at least until the matter is clear, he will not dare to act rashly.
"What are you looking at, protect your eggs!" Shen Feiyu was depressed, naturally not angry.
Liu Yan's face turned cold, and he immediately turned around and left.
Shen Feiyu could naturally feel the coldness and resentment of this goods, but he didn't care, as long as his father was still in the southwest, he was not afraid of the Liu family.
Besides, why the hell do you beat Lao Tzu for an hour, what's wrong with Lao Tzu kicking one of your eggs? Before you hit someone, you have to be prepared to be beaten!