Chapter 3: I Don't Want to Live Anymore!
Pra Ruochen usually has a hippie smile and is not serious at all, but he really has true feelings for Zhou Yan, a friend, and naturally he doesn't want him to be embarrassed.
"Don't worry, you'll be waiting to see the show in a while. ”
Zhou Yan smiled at Pan Ruochen, and then pulled him into the Xiaoyao Building.
Seeing that Zhou Yan refused to listen to any persuasion, Pra Ruochen had no choice but to follow him in.
Feng Ao booked a high-class private room in the Tianzi Room of Xiaoyao Tower today, and at the same time invited many well-known disciples of the Lingchen Martial Hall to come and drink.
Since being confirmed to have the Yellow Rank Eight Ranks, the Feng Ao of the Fire Martial Source has not only been listed as the core seed by Ling Chen Wutang and included in the inner hall, but also given the position of the Nine Rank Nobles of the Li Kingdom by the Yuncheng City Lord's Mansion.
Today's arrogance, but the well-known Tianjiao of Lingchen Wutang and the entire Yuncheng, the scenery is infinite, he holds a banquet, and the people who sit with him are all famous people in Lingchen Wutang.
Soon, Zhou Yan and Pra Ruochen also came to this private room.
As soon as I came in, I saw more than a dozen young men and women sitting around the gorgeous white jade table in the middle.
And Feng Ao and Mo Feifei are even more praised by everyone, high-spirited, surrounded by everyone in the middle, with unlimited halo, as today's protagonists.
Feng Ao has always been narrow-minded, and since he was defeated in the martial arts battle in the hands of Zhou Yan two years ago, he has always held a grudge because of this trivial matter.
Although his later cultivation surpassed Zhou Yan, Feng Ao never found a chance to retaliate, so he thought of seducing Mo Feifei, who was a little bit of a gesture, to humiliate Zhou Yan.
Yesterday, when I saw Zhou Yan's embarrassed and indignant look after being dumped by a woman, Feng Ao didn't mention how happy and relieved he was.
"Huh..... Week..... Zhou Yan, how can you .....?"
After the people who were drinking and were lively found that one of the two people who suddenly came in was Zhou Yan, everyone's expressions suddenly became wonderful.
Two years ago, when Zhou Yan first entered the Lingchen Martial Hall, he performed outstandingly, and he was barely a rising star.
Now, Zhou Yan was abandoned by a woman and came to attend her concubine's banquet, whether this was to take revenge or something else, everyone didn't know.
"Yo, Zhou Yan, how do you have the face to find here? You don't still want to pester me, right? I can tell you clearly, I Mo Feifei and you are no longer possible, you still die as soon as possible. ”
Mo Feifei sat on Feng Ao's lap, her body snuggled into his arms, she felt good about herself, and said to Zhou Yan in a strange voice.
And Feng Ao, who was full of red light, smiled at the corner of his mouth, he really didn't expect Zhou Yan to have the face to find here.
But it's better, you can humiliate Zhou Yan more to your heart's content, so why not.
"Uh.... Zhou Yan is actually ....."
When Pra Ruochen was trying to find an excuse to relieve Zhou Yan.
Zhou Yan interrupted him and said with a smile: "Fei Fei, even if we can't be together, I sincerely bless you." Feng Ao, I came to you to beg for a glass of wine to eat, I wish you and Fei Fei a good relationship, and grow old, I think you should not be stingy with this glass of bar. ”
Hearing Zhou Yan say this, everyone was stunned.
Is this Zhou Yan really so generous or stupid!
Others dig into your corner and make you ugly, and you actually find it yourself to bless others.
Suddenly, those disciples of Ling Chen Martial Hall looked at Zhou Yan as if they were looking at a peerless fool.
"Hahaha....."
Feng Ao laughed heartily, pushed Mo Feifei away, poured a glass of sweet wine himself, and then stepped forward and sent it to Zhou Yan.
"It's rare that Zhou Yan is so self-aware that you know that you are a toad and not worthy of Fei Fei. With just a glass of water and wine, how can I be stingy. ”
"Hmph, we received your blessing, let's get out after drinking. A glass of this wine is worth a tael of snowflake silver, if it weren't for the blessing of Brother Tuofeng, you would never have the opportunity to drink this kind of fine wine in your life. ”
Mo Feifei was snarky and laughed.
"Mo Feifei, don't talk too much. ”
Praruochen couldn't look past it and shouted.
Zhou Yan waved his hand at Pan Ruochen, and then said arrogantly to Feng who was playful and mocking: "What's the matter, don't you two have a drink with me?"
"Well, you have to look at your face. Fei Fei, come here, this glass of wine, we must drink it. ”
Feng Ao laughed with strong sarcasm and said to Mo Feifei.
"Forget it, in order to make you completely dead, just have a drink. ”
Mo Feifei sneered, took two glasses of wine from the table, and shared one glass with Feng Ao.
"I'll do this cup first as a respect, and I wish you both a year and a day. ”
Zhou Yan ignored everyone's gaze at him like an idiot, and took the lead in drinking the wine.
"Feifei, let's not live up to Zhou Yan's good intentions. Have a drink, and you will be happy and happy in the double repair room for a while. ”
Feng Ao smiled wantonly, pulled Mo Feifei into his arms, and swam his right hand to her round buttocks in front of everyone and kneaded it.
"I hate it, there are so many people here, you are really bad. ”
Mo Feifei smiled flatteringly, tilted his chin, and leaned against Feng Ao's body, making a gesture of handing over glasses in public.
But at this moment, the corners of Zhou Yan's mouth grinned, and he reached out to touch his waist with a wish.
At the same time, I silently thought in my heart: let this dog man and woman squirt shit in public.
Poof!
Suddenly, there were two extremely clear loud farts, which collapsed from the chrysanthemums of Feng Ao and Mo Feifei respectively.
Then, with two "poof" sounds, Feng Ao and Mo Feifei suddenly stiffened their whole bodies, their bodies collapsed, their faces were completely stupid, and they stood in place, not daring to move.
The people were stunned, but they saw that from behind the two of them, the pants were torn, and there were two large clusters of yellow and sticky, and the stench was extremely thin, and the torn pants burst out, and they flew up, pouring like a pillar.
That scene, like two extremely powerful underground waters, burst out from the chrysanthemums of Feng Ao and Mo Feifei in an instant.
Moreover, due to the ridiculously strong impact of the thin yellow Xiang squirt, it also tore a big hole in Feng Ao and Mo Feifei's pants, revealing the white slippery cheeks that were sticky to the thin Xiang.
In the air, the smell of feces was disgusting.
This strange and magical scene happened suddenly, so that the private room was silent for a moment, and time seemed to come to a standstill.
And the parties Feng Ao and Mo Feifei were also completely dumbfounded.
And the disciples of the Lingchen Martial Hall, who had witnessed this absurd scene, were all petrified one by one, and their mouths were wide open.
After the next breath, there was the sound of "Gaba Gaba" licking his mouth.
It turned out that there was the closest disciple of Ling Chen's Martial Hall, who was sprayed with thin ~ Xiang all over his face, as if to confirm something, he stuck out his tongue and paid for it.
"Whew....."
"He's--what ....."
"Vomit ....."
The strange disciple of Ling Chen's martial arts hall who tasted the taste immediately grabbed his anger, didn't care about wiping the off his face, fell to the ground and retched vigorously, and even his intestines were about to vomit.
"Ahh
"Ahh
At the same time, Feng Ao and Mo Feifei, who reacted, felt that the back of their buttocks was cold and wet, and they were so frightened that they screamed, and they wanted to find a hole to hide immediately.
The two of them actually pulled out and flew in front of everyone.
also broke through his pants, revealing his white and tender bare cheeks, exposed to everyone's eyes, this was simply impossible to live, and the two of them even had the heart to die head-on.
As for the other disciples of Ling Chen Martial Hall, after smelling the fainting stench of in the private room, they realized that Feng Ao and Mo Feifei had really pulled out of Xiang just now, and they covered their noses in disgust one by one and fled in panic.
"Hahaha......"
"Ouch, I'm laughing to death! No, no, no! I'm laughing!"
"Such a big person can pull out and fly in public, and even break his pants!"
"Really-he--mom--I've never seen it before, I've never heard of it!"
"Feng Ao, Mo Feifei, you cow, too good! ”
"Hahaha....."
Pra Ruochen almost fell to the ground with a smile, holding his fat waist the thickness of a bucket with both hands, smiling so much that he threw himself forward and backwards, and the fat of the white flowers rolled all over his body, pointing at Feng Ao and Mo Feifei, who even had the heart to die, and laughed non-stop.
And the parties Feng Ao and Mo Feifei were so ashamed that they hid under the table, wanting to die.
Pulled out in public and broke through his pants, revealing his white cheeks......
Today's shocking news and explosion, if it spreads, hey, I can't live, I really can't live.
If you use four words to describe Feng Ao and Mo Feifei's desperate, frightened, and indignant mood at this time, it is: I don't want to live anymore!