Chapter 170: Fuck Girlfriends
People who can eat well in society generally have one or several survival skills, and after encountering things that cannot be handled or after installing beeps that should not be installed, they can rely on these skills to save the day, and at the very least, they can also reduce the consequences of damage.
Lingjiao belongs to the kind of existence that often pretends to have an accident and often needs to use survival skills.
I have made statistics for it, and its survival skills include five skills: pretending to be stupid, selling cuteness, pretending to be ruthless, pretending to be dead, and pulling relationships. Once it encounters something that can't be handled, it will take these five skills and count them down, which one is better.
I met the Great Demon King of Xichun today, and her strength has exceeded Lingjiao's ability too much, causing my king to use the wrong order of skills, first pretending to be ruthless, then pretending to be stupid, and finally remembering to sell cuteness, but it turned out to be a trick that was not good, and it was so scared that it even forgot to pretend to be dead. Thanks to Yelu's timely appearance, I don't know what kind of charm he relied on, he actually persuaded the Great Demon King of Xichun and saved Lingjiao's life. And Lingjiao didn't forget to use the skills of peace, and immediately began to pull the relationship, and the undisciplined Guan Yelu called Xichun and recognized the master.
Qian Million saw the opportunity, and hurriedly went over to apologize to the Great Demon King of Xichun with a smile and apologize, and the three escorts were considered to have calmed things down. Lingjiao didn't appreciate him or thank him, he just circled around Yelu without shame, and opened his mouth and closed his mouth to be happy spring~ Don't want it, don't want it, and make Yelu's awkward little face red.
I dragged Lingjiao aside and reprimanded: "Why don't you stop it for me, if you want to make trouble until you get to the side of Qian Million, you won't care if you wear his ancestral grave on the day." There's another thing.,Don't just take the name of Xichun.,I don't like to hear it~"
"Xichun !!" Lingjiao pointed to Yelu on the side: "It's really !!"
"Okay, okay, one day is either a song or a song, the day you just came to say that Wanpei is a happy spring, but don't listen to your vernacular, stay away, don't make trouble anymore!"
Reprimanded Lingjiao, Qian Million also appeased the Great Demon King of Xichun at this time, and waved at me from a distance.
I put up two fingers and gestured back and forth between myself and Lingjiao's eyes twice, indicating that I am staring at you, be honest with me!
Seeing that the chaos had subsided, Lala also knew that it was not easy to be too careful, so she just did that nothing had happened, and continued to host the trading dinner.
Qian Million took me by the arm and dragged me to the side hall.
I was overjoyed to see his face flushed and bright. I snorted: "What are you proud of? This grandfather will be yours in the future, but it is enough for you, no, it should be enough for your whole group!"
Qian Million laughed: "I just like the character of the king, an absolute outlier among beasts, and there is no lack of kingly spirit, the more troublesome it is, the more I like it." ”
I grinned: "It's worthy of being a living thing, and taste is unique." ”
Qian Million waved his fat hand and asked me, "Brother, how many secrets do you have, why can't I see through you?"
I was a little confused by his question: "I have a lot of secrets, I definitely can't tell you, otherwise it's still called a secret~"
Qian Million laughed and said: "You kid, you're too slippery, even the Great Demon King of Xichun can bluff~"
As soon as I said this, I became interested: "Brother, brother, she is really a virtual lifeform, I always thought she was a player." ”
Qian Million sighed: "There are more rumors about the body of the Great Demon King of Xichun, and some people have long said that she is a virtual boss, but everyone has never seen it with their own eyes, and this time it has been confirmed." I said why are you curious about this, aren't you curious why she let us go of the Spirit Jiao King?"
I said what else, my little secretary persuaded you~
Qian Million smiled: "You still want to hide it from me, I asked the Great Demon King just now, she said that she had an agreement with the King Lily, and she couldn't do anything to you and the Qianji New Human under you, hey, I didn't expect you to be the background of the King Lily~"
I snorted: "So, I have announced these things in an open letter, but you don't believe it, so you can't blame me for hiding it from you, right, let's go, the deal is not over yet." ”
Saying that I was going to go back, Qian Million dragged me again.
"Anything else?"
Qian Million was a little embarrassed: "You saw it with your own eyes just now, in order to protect the king, my brother scrapped a +5 gold body protection ring, which is worth 100 million~"
I sighed: "100 million to protect the 25 billion Lingjiao King, you don't lose, what's the matter, I have to report this money to you?"
Qian Million waved his hand: "No, no, I mean, can you give me some more medicinal wine, the strength just now has passed~"
I said that the range of your expression is a bit large, how can I understand it.
That being said, I still gave him a barrel of medicinal wine, and instructed: "Take it easy, this wine is stronger, more ruthless than medicine, no matter how bad you lose, you have to make up for it slowly, do you know what I mean?"
Qian million collected the medicine and wine like a baby, squinted and nodded: "I understand, I understand, I remember, I remember." "That nervous and embarrassed look like an old man who bought an aphrodisiac at a roadside stall and was in a hurry to leave, but was pulled by the vendor to explain the effect.
Coming out of the side hall, just in time for Lala to announce the contract deal No. 9, inviting King Wannu and Master Yima to the stage.
Wannu King was just scolded by Lala on behalf of the Doufu Chamber of Commerce because of black-box operations and violations, and he had already withdrawn from the scene in disgrace, but he also knew that he had violated the rules first, even if he was dissatisfied, he would have to settle in the future, and today's transaction still had to be completed, otherwise it would be tantamount to falling into the handle, and it is estimated that no one would dare to do business with him in the future. So he sent the mature slave as his representative to make a contract deal with Master Imma.
After the emergency review of the Doufu Chamber of Commerce, the slave contract of the Wannu King was re-evaluated, and the final recommended reference price was 100 to 13 billion, although it was still higher than the guaranteed price of the Wannu King, but it was still much lower than the 70 billion transaction price stimulated by the dark box operation.
In the end, according to the ruling of the Doufu Chamber of Commerce, Master Yima obtained the slave contract with 13 billion of the upper limit of the reference price. The mature slave quickly completed the transaction and left with a boo, not bothering to explain the details of the contract to Master Ima.
The last contract deal was between me and Guozhi Environmental Protection, and this is my second appearance, the first being the official museum's collection contract.
Chiba coins and deeds were exchanged, notarial deeds were received, and we stepped down amid applause.
Lara announces the end of the deal, melodious music rings in the auditorium, and then it's time for buyers and sellers to communicate freely.
The representatives of the official museum and the chairman of Guozhi Environmental Protection all circled around me, hoping to communicate with me further, how could I have time to deal with them, seeing that Master Yima had the intention of leaving, I quickly pulled up millions of dollars to block her.
The biological contract of the millions of money was auctioned by Mrs. Ma, and she was about to go to discuss the content of the contract with Mrs. Ma, but I dragged it away regardless of it, and I couldn't help but complain: "Look at your brother, I have something to do, where are you going to take me~"
I snorted: "What's the matter, I guess you want to get revenge~"
"What... What kind of revenge, what do you say?"
I said you don't have to be nervous, harmonious sex life can indeed solve a lot of marital problems, I support you, but before you get high, help me get Master Yima done, I have to redeem Wanpei from her, you have to get me money.
"Hey~ That's it, give it, 20 billion cards, just spend it, I won't go with you~"
How anxious am I to go?I looked down at him: "I'm going to have a big go, how many medicinal drinks have you drunk and the reaction is so big, hurry up, it's quite urgent~"
I let go of the money million, I caught up with Master Yima in two steps with the card, and stopped Master Yima with my arms across the street as if I was blocking the street~
Hey little lady~~~
If I dared to say this subtext, I guess I wouldn't have to talk about anything.
"Hello Master Yima, I have admired the name for a long time, and I am making trouble in the Spring Alliance. ”
Master Yima looks to be in her early thirties, and her actual age is estimated to be older, and she is a beautiful young woman who still has charm. I noticed that she was well-dressed and unassuming, but there was not a single detail that did not reveal her elegant taste and pursuit of beauty.
Master Yima's status is noble and he understands etiquette, and he nodded politely in the face of my unreasonable obstruction: "The master of the Spring Alliance was born, and the future is limitless, if you have the opportunity to come to my village in the future." ”
It's all a normal scene, it's not really an invitation to her house, the subtext is actually that I'm very busy now, let Jean!
I didn't explain the problem, I could only pretend not to understand, and said with a smile: "I'll talk about it in the future, I have a small request and I hope Master Yima will fulfill it." ”
Ima was silent for a while, and a smile appeared on the corner of her mouth, this was the first time she had an expression on her face tonight. But after seeing this expression, I didn't feel relaxed, but nervous, because she smiled so much, like... It's like a fucking girlfriend next to the heroine in a TV series!
"What do you want, do you want to redeem Wan Pei from me?"
I've been making a big splash in Chiba Castle recently, and I've even brought Wan Pei to the tailoring ceremony under the watchful eye, and with Master Yima's influence and ears, it's not difficult to guess my relationship with Wan Pei.
Enlightened by Dao's intentions, I could only laugh: "Master Yima has extraordinary insight, and I want to discuss this matter with the master......"
"Hehehe~~" Before I finished speaking, Master Yima interrupted me with a sneer: "Waste scumbag, you can make your own woman do such a big thing, and you can't save it afterwards, you only know opportunism, I told Wanpei not to trust men, but I still suffered a loss, this time I not only rescued her from the hands of the King of Wannu, but also rescued her from you, so you better save it, don't want to see Wanpei again in this life!"
I......
This line is really the rhythm of fucking girlfriends around the heroine~
If I'm not mistaken, usually this kind of girlfriend will fall in love with the protagonist in the end~