Why are you a profiteer? Why can't I look down on these people who don't button their hats?

I collect your money and sell you tickets, and it is indeed an unspoken rule to arrange a car for you, but that is to take care of public sentiment and fairness.

I'm like a teacher who assigns seats to my students, and I have to take into account many factors. There are no levels in this rally, and you, a professional racing driver, want to run the same line as a female driver who has just gotten her driver's license. It's merciful to give you a corn harvester, I tell you, if you really want to pick a one-yuan one-time children's rocking cart for you, you are angry and have nowhere to reason!

After some business speculation about the unspoken rules of scalpers, the day of celebration has finally arrived.

On the day of the celebration, I dressed up under the service of Wan Pei, and the whole person was full of luxurious British aristocratic fan, Wan Pei and Yelu were also retro royal princess costumes.

This kind of dress is absolutely exaggerated in normal times, but the first two parts of today's celebration are the costume parade and the festival-themed drama, and it is no problem to dress more exaggeratedly.

The tall NPC escort protected my elongated convertible parade car and slowly drove into the celebration site, Wanpei accompanied me to a public occasion for the first time today as a lady, and the always generous Qianji celebrity couldn't help but be a little shy.

Yelu was accompanied by a personal bodyguard and driver.

At the south gate of the Golden Hamburg, tens of thousands of people dressed up in fine costumes lined up on the left and right sides of the celebration, my parade car drove through the middle, and thousands of people cheered at me in unison, Wan Pei and I waved frequently, and Yelu drove while watching the movements around him. She was a little too nervous, and in order to solve the security problem, I deliberately forged and upgraded three top-grade body protection rings, and the immovable Ming King's ultimate move could be blocked, and I didn't believe that there were assassins who could hurt me.

As the parade car drove by, the parade crowd slowly gathered, clustering in the front and back of the parade car, left and right to move forward together.

Only a few of their costumes are personal relics, and most of them are handmade for today's procession. I noticed that many of the clothes were designed with great characteristics, some were made of leather sofas, some were smeared with dried white liquid, and some were painted with neat rows of big white teeth, every detail reminded me of Lingjiao, and they were indeed designed with Lingjiao as the theme, and they were all negative themes.

In addition to the various costumes, they also have one thing in common, that is, they both painted two dark circles under their eyes and drew a red cross on their mouths.

This is the theme of the Demon Slaying Festival: remember the suffering years of being tormented by demons, and thank the heroes for leading them out of the shadows, enjoying healthy sleep and civilized socialization.

Everyone cheered loudly in the parade, jumped crazy to celebrate, and every time they walked a section, the parade host issued a clarion call, and then tens of thousands of people collectively lay on the ground, making various sleeping postures.

I watched all this with tears in my eyes, King Lingjiao, you are so capable, look at the people you tortured, they have formed a culture.

The procession lasted for two hours, and the procession walked from the south gate to the west gate, where there was a drama stage designed in the shape of a magic cave.

In front of the stage, the procession slowly parted, giving way to a passage in front of me.

Emperor Wu himself played the role of a god, striding down the passage from under the stage, his body covered in scars and his eyes bloodshot.

The scars are fake, implying that the gods have suffered a crushing defeat in a battle with demons.

The bloody eyes are real, the incomparably noble red dragon was mouthed by the spirit Jiao, this is a shame for the entire god realm!

I got out of the car slowly, and the Martial Emperor also came closer, and when he opened his mouth, he was choked and excited from the bottom of his heart: "The demons are rampant, the people are not living, and the gods of our generation are powerless to fight, but are there still heroes who can destroy them!"

As soon as Emperor Wu finished speaking, then all the people shouted in unison: "Lord of the Spring Alliance, save us quickly!"

Emperor Wu's bloody eyes turned into teary eyes, he looked at me slowly, and I nodded slightly according to the script.

Emperor Wu solemnly stepped forward, personally tied the cloak representing the power of the commander on my shoulders, and then I drew my sword out of the sheath, and strode towards the stage of the Demon Cave in the neat Young Pioneers of the Sichun Alliance!

At this time, the background music sounded, it was an eerie and eerie melody, accompanied by the rhythmic sound of clattering like metal hitting dead wood leather, and the ventriloquist harmony of the bass, they sang a word vaguely: "Mom beep~Mom beep~Mom beep~~"

My eyes moistened when I heard this music, isn't this the sound that can be heard every night in the Golden Burger? Isn't that the sound of Lingjiao slamming the door frame and scolding the street every night!

I jumped on the stage, brandishing my saber and making all sorts of slashing motions, as if I was sweeping away thorns and looking for demons.

Finally, with a twisted hiss, a terrifying demon stepped out from behind the curtains.

According to the original script, this demon should be the shape of Lingjiao, but in order to save some face for Lingjiao, I didn't want these brothers to get too involved in the play, so I changed the shape of the demon to King Fudo.

Of course, my people listened to me, and they did change the shape of the demon, replacing the tall horse with the golden lion demon, but after all, they couldn't forget the spirit nightmare, and although they changed their appearance, the four-foot lewd thing that swaggered all day long in the golden burger still remained.

The people in the audience fell into all kinds of emotions such as anger, fear, and boredom, but when I was on the stage, I saw the strange-looking demon and only felt funny, and I tried to hold it back so that I didn't laugh.

I couldn't play it on such a solemn occasion, so I quickly cleaned up my mood, stepped forward according to the script, counted the crimes of the devil, and then fought with it.

When I lost two defeats and fell to the ground with serious injuries, the suffering people knelt down and prayed, offering all their faith to me. Backed by faith, I finally stood up again and slashed the demon's head with a sword.

In the cave, I lit torches and burned the corpses of demons, and the people who had been freed from suffering shed tears, and threw a hundred sets of leather sofas into the flames, hoping that they would appease the demons' spirits and not harm the people again.

At this point, the celebration of the Demon Slaying Festival is over.

Re-boarding the parade car, I saw that Wan Pei had already been raining pear blossoms.

I said you're okay, right?

Wanpei shook her head and said that it was okay, she just felt so relieved, this festival was the most meaningful festival she had ever experienced.

I deeply believe that in the future, I will definitely take Lingjiao back, everyone will inevitably be devastated again, and if you can let everyone vent like this once a year, it will be able to drive a few fewer crazy.

The festivities began at sunrise at 6 o'clock and ended at 10 o'clock in the morning, following the route of the event, we went around the Golden Hamburg and finally returned to the South Gate, which was remodeled to become the starting point for the Golden Passage Rally.

The competitors and staff of the rally, as well as the spectators who came to watch the race, packed the seats around the south gate, and the parade team was greeted with overwhelming applause and cheers as soon as they returned.

I asked Bubbles what was going on. Bubbles said that these people watched the entire Demon Destroying Festival parade and drama performances through the live broadcast platform, and were infected and moved by the sincere emotions and atmosphere, although they have not been tortured by the spirit Jiao, but they have also experienced all kinds of suffering in the last days. They were deeply touched by the courage we showed in the event to fight against the demons, the courage to take on the responsibility of saving the people, and the joy of finally ushering in the dawn.

Bubbles said that several people had already suggested to him that they wanted to develop the Demon Slayer Festival into a worldwide holiday......

Let's talk about this later, rallies are also the main event, and you can't be heavy and light.

I took the podium with Wan Pei to give a brief opening speech, wishing the rally a complete success, and then announcing the start of the competition.

After that, the contestants came to the stage, the south gate of the Golden Hamburg was wide open, and the competitors drove their vehicles from the runner preparation area of the Sixth Ring Road to the starting point.

Cars of the same and different shapes drove into the runway, and the audience area burst into applause and cheers, some cheering for their family and friends, and some cheering for their bets. Of course, this kind of event has to be opened, this is the real money.

I have understood the background of each of the contestants, and I also asked Ji Xiaoman to check the most powerful, and I have made special targets for those who have the strength to compete for the gold medal, some have divided the cars that are not suitable for racing, and some have doping in breakfast, anyway, I don't plan to let them win.

Amid a wave of disappointed and mocking boos, the Western Game Zone favourite, "Rider," drove a corn harvester to a stop at the start of the track.

After the car god, there is one last runner!

The cheers of the crowd instantly overwhelmed the boos, and I drove out of the south gate in a luxury RV with my horn blaring and stopped in the middle of the runway.

The Golden Passage is spacious and atmospheric, especially at the renovated starting point, which can accommodate 100 cars and stop side by side without feeling crowded.

The players are in place, the referees are in place, the discipline inspectors are in place, the media reporters are in place, the live broadcast staff is in place, and a hundred racing girls are in place!

A hundred lively and beautiful female students from Golden Hamburg wore a uniform of the Holy Sword Academy, knee-length skirts full of youthful atmosphere, and pink bows tied at the neckline of white half-sleeved shirts, supporting the bright faces of the very happy.

The racing girls stood in front of the right side of a car, and at the same time they made an OK gesture to the driver in front of them and shook it to ask about the situation.

In the affirmative, the racing girls stood in a lively straddle position with their hands on their hips, signaling to the referee that they were ready.

Racing with a short skirt, this is the combination that best stimulates the accelerated secretion of hormones.

"All in place, ready ~~~~"

Bubble sissy is the most effective stimulant, pulling everyone a thrill.

With his long voice, a hundred racing girls raised their waists with one hand and the other in unison, and then fell at the same time.

“gogogogo！！！！”

The wind is galloping, the short skirt is stirred, and there are exciting elements that make people's blood swell everywhere.

Golden Passage Rally, full speed ahead!