When Liangzi cleaned up, I thought of Lao Li for no reason, sighed and said, "Hey, I don't know what happened to Lao Li." ”

As soon as I finished speaking, Da Mei suddenly became nervous and whispered to me, "You said Lao Li?"

I frowned and asked, "Yes, just Lao Li next door, didn't he just get married the year before last?"

Da Mei lowered her head and said timidly: "I haven't forgotten, by the way, husband, our human juicer was actually bought by Lao Li." ”

Hearing this, my scalp exploded, and my eyes widened and I exclaimed, "What did you say?!"

Da Mei muttered: "I saw that Lao Li and his daughter-in-law used it too well, so I asked Lao Li to pick up the goods directly from the manufacturer, because it was cheap!"

But how do I remember, Lao Li Ming said that his family hasn't bought a human juicer yet!

I suddenly felt that my throat was blocked, and I turned my head to look at Ryoko, only to see that his mouth was wide open, and his face was about to twist.

In just this moment, I exploded with a dense layer of goosebumps, and then asked Damei: "You didn't tell me about this, by the way, why did you go out at four o'clock that night?"

Da Mei replied with palpitations: "After you fell asleep that night, Lao Li and his daughter-in-law came to knock on our door and said that they would call me to go to the factory to listen to a weight loss lecture. But the whole process of listening, I feel like they are brainwashing, just don't you tell me, the human juicer is not certified by experts, let me be careful, I wanted to leave, but the security guards in the factory did not let me leave without permission, and locked me up until three o'clock in the morning like a pyramid scheme, and then I escaped by luck under the pretext of urine, and I never thought that I had just returned home, and there was a toe drop. ”

I slammed my head, it turned out that at four o'clock in the morning that day, Da Mei was not going out, but coming back!

Then I asked urgently, "But why didn't you wake me up before you went?"

Who knew that Damei's face was flushed, and he explained in a low voice: "But you tinkered for two hours that day, I shouted a few times and saw that you were sleeping and took care of me, so I went alone. . . ”

I looked at Wang Damei blankly, and all the trivial events in my mind suddenly became extremely clear.

So I asked Da Mei tentatively in an uncertain tone: "So, Lao Li is he... ？”

Da Mei nodded, looked at me with determined eyes, and replied, "That's right, Lao Li is an employee of that factory." ”

I'm going to Uncle Extra!

Lao Li didn't want to save our brothers from getting out at all.

So his purpose is to gain our trust, so as to arrest Damei back into the factory, and eventually develop Damei into a weird employee.

Why is this pin-and-so the same number of ways? Can't we bring forth the new and get some creative ideas?!

It turned out that from the moment we entered the factory, we were given a trap.

I thought of this, and was just about to speak, when the door to the ward was suddenly pushed open.

When I saw the visitor, I was stunned and completely overwhelmed.

After confirming that I was Yu Dabao, one of them took out a photo and asked, "Mr. Yu, do you know this person in the photo?"

My eyes widened, I swallowed, and said in a trembling voice, "Even if he turns to ashes, I know him... ”

The police nodded, took back the photo, and told us the ins and outs of the matter: "After a long investigation, we have already mastered the criminal evidence of the human juicer production company, as well as the main suspect Li Xiang (Lao Li), through brainwashing lectures and other methods, illegally detaining others The facts of the crime, if necessary, I think you can testify in court at that time, is it okay? Mr. Yu." ”

Before I could answer, Ryoko stomped her foot violently, rolled up her sleeves, and scolded at the top of her voice: "Officer, I'll go, I can testify!"

The policeman nodded, and after doing some related work, he left in a hurry.

I suddenly felt my whole body relax, and a big stone in my heart fell heavily, and I turned to look at Ryoko, and teased, "This is really what you want." ”

Liangzi hugged his daughter-in-law tightly, put on a heroic momentum of pointing out the country, and laughed: "Brother Bao, I told that grandson that I was going to sue him, but he still didn't believe it, see it, use people's health as the price, just know that blind XX earns money with a bad conscience, and sooner or later one day will be retributed!"

I smiled noncommittally and looked at Da Mei again.

She looked at me and Ryoko in confusion, and was kept in the dark.

I couldn't help but scream and gave her a big hug. I couldn't help but scream and gave her a big hug.

Da Mei pushed me away violently, and said with great disgust: "I just smelled it, what does it smell like on you two!"

I raised my eyebrows and smiled and said, "It's like lard?"

Damei pointed to the door of the ward, and scolded with a full of anger: "Yu Dabao, don't hurry up and give the old lady a bath!"

Two months later.

Ryoko and I walked out of the courthouse and got into his lost luxury car.

Da Mei and Ryoko's daughter-in-law were waiting impatiently in the back seat, and asked noisily where to eat?

The big thing was solved, and the bad guys got their due retribution, so I was in a very comfortable mood, so I said to Damei: "Today I have a treat, I can eat wherever I want!"

Somehow, Wang Damei likes to raise the bar with me very much recently, she pouted, and her delicate face was full of disgust: "Yu Dabao, the two steel hammers in your pocket are not enough for us to fail." ”

After Liangzi lit the fire, he slapped the steering wheel and said, "Sister-in-law, you let go of eating today, brother, I'm in for a treat!"

I glared at him, and was about to light a cigarette, but Da Mei pulled my hair from the back seat.

I immediately understood and hurriedly put away the cigarette.

Da Mei held her slightly bulging lower abdomen, and the corners of her mouth raised a satisfied smile.

I turned on the radio, leaned lazily on the back seat, and chatted with Ryoko about it, isn't this life?

As the car pulled into a boulevard, I saw what seemed to be someone selling something under a tree on the side of the street, causing pedestrians to stop and watch.

I sat up straight, couldn't help but be curious, so I simply rolled down the window and took a closer look, only to see a row of green cans neatly placed on the small wooden table, emitting a green crystal luster under the sun.

And behind the can, there was a man with a black mole at the corner of his mouth, who spoke broken Mandarin and shouted loudly over and over again:

"Fat Buster, Fat Killer!Super Weight Loss Canned Food, the current price is only 29, you deserve it!"

Ye Mu seems to have fallen into a cycle of reincarnation, becoming the protagonist in it, experiencing their lives,

Next, there's another story,

A scholar is a scholar, it doesn't matter who has a surname, it's an orphan.

The scholar is a young man, takes the imperial examination, and asks for the title of the gold list, but unfortunately, he has repeatedly failed.

The scholar has a lady, whose surname does not matter to anyone, and she is also an orphan.

The lady worked hard every day, weaving and mending, in exchange for silver taels for scholars to study with peace of mind.

On the day when the scholar went out from home again to catch the exam, the lady saw him off with tears in her eyes.

The lady said that if it weren't for the fact that women were not allowed to run around in this society, she really wanted to accompany the scholars to Chang'an to catch the exam.

The scholar also wiped a handful of tears.

The scholar said: Lady, please wait at home with peace of mind, I will never have a different heart, no matter what, I only love you in this life, and there is no other possibility.

After the scholar finished speaking, he left, and he swore in his heart that this time he must come back in a beautiful way and take the lady to enjoy the glory and wealth.

It's a pity that he fell off the list again.

The down-and-out scholar strolled through the streets of Chang'an, with a lot of thoughts in his heart.

If you don't pass the exam this time, you won't have to travel to Beijing next time.

The scholar is unwilling, and it's too embarrassing to go back now, right?

After thinking about it, he found a postman, this postman was named Li Ran, who was also a friend with him in the imperial examination, but now he has given up and toils every day just to provide for his sick mother at home;

The lady is intimate.

The husband failed again, and after learning from the pain, the husband was still unwilling and wanted to take the exam one last time.

But being a husband is really a little embarrassed, and every time he spends his mother's hard-earned money to catch the exam, he repeatedly misses.

So my husband won't go home this year, so I'm preparing for the exam in Beijing, doing some odd jobs to make a living, and taking the exam for the last time. If I still don't win, I am willing to believe that I have no fame in this life.

The lady takes care of herself, and must not be infected with wind disease and lack of food.

Love your husband-chan.

The scholar walked around Chang'an, found a dilapidated temple outside the city, and lived in it.

The scholar wiped down the dilapidated desk in the temple and used it as a desk, and he picked up some straw and piled it together, which became his temporary bed.

The scholar lay on the straw, and the sunlight shone through the cracks in the roof tiles on his face, and he felt a little comfortable, but he felt sorry for his mother, so he got up and read the book again.

At first glance, I saw that in the evening, the scholar took out the dry food in his pocket, and there was not much left, and when I looked at the silver coin, there was very little.

The scholar began to think about his livelihood.

When the scholar fell off the list for the sixth time, he was actually a little discouraged.

At that time, he began to question his own talent, and the scholar thought that his writing skills might be indeed limited.

So he wondered if he could find another way in other aspects, and he pondered that good-looking calligraphy might be able to add points to his article, so he began to practice calligraphy for a long time, and now, it can be regarded as coming in handy.

On the second day, the scholar got up early in the morning, spread out the rice paper, carefully studied the ink, copied a few works of famous artists, felt very satisfied, and then came to the market, put the characters out, and began to sell.

Half a day has passed, the scholar is about to be stunned by the sun, and a pair of words have not been sold, when he was selling, the scholar also met that Li Ran, Li Ran saw him selling words, stunned, sighed, and said: "Hey, there is no business, I fell off the list, and then I also practiced the ability to imitate handwriting for a long time, and I wanted to sell words for a living, but then I really didn't have any business, so I withdrew." ”

The scholar was unwilling, so Li Ran saw that the scholar didn't listen to persuasion, so it was just that, the scholar looked around and found that there were many people not far from him who were also selling words. The scholar is a little anxious, there are not many people who have spare money at home to buy words, and the market is so saturated, the scholar feels that it is difficult for him to have a way out.

The sun was three strokes, and the scholar was even more anxious, he pondered for a long time, and finally came up with a solution.

He moved the calligraphy stall next to the pork stall in the vegetable market, knowing that people who could afford meat could usually afford to buy calligraphy at home.

Sure enough, business has improved, and there are many more people buying words.

The uncle who sold pork next to him was eating the meal sent by his wife, and when he saw the scholar, he scolded him for being neurotic.

The scholar didn't care, he was in a hurry, and his mind was now full of white flowers.

The scholar tasted the sweetness and went to the pork stall every day to sell words.

Other people who sold words also followed suit, but because of the public's preconceived impression of scholars and the fact that scholars' handwriting was really good, the scholars' business was still good.

For such a period of time, the lady's letter came.

The husband is personally enlightened

Husband, the letter has been received.

As much as I miss you, I support all your decisions.

Therefore, please don't worry about your family and prepare for the exam.

Please don't worry about the concubine, the concubine will take good care of herself, and wait for your gold list title to return.

But husband, please take good care of yourself, don't overwork yourself when you study hard, if you can't support it, you can come back at any time.

I heard that outside Chang'an City, there is a lot of chaos, and my husband should also pay attention to safety.

In addition, there was an incident a few days ago that was very funny in real time.

The concubine bought a few chickens from the market the day before yesterday, and one of them looked a little similar to her husband.

Love your lady.

At the bottom, there is a portrait of a chicken painted by the lady, and the scholar looks at it, and there are indeed some resemblances.

The scholar took the letter and wanted to go back to the ruined temple to write a reply.

It's a pity that there was a lot of chaos outside Chang'an City, and when the scholars returned, they found that the broken temple was occupied by a group of beggars.

One of the beggars was sleeping on his straw bed.

The scholar was indignant: Why did you sleep in my bed.

The beggar sneered: "The house has a deed, the horse has a deed, and this grass bed is a nameless thing between heaven and earth, how did it become your thing? Could it be that you still have this grass bed deed?"

The scholar was speechless for a while, and the beggars laughed insolently, and added: You scholar, you can't live in a good champion mansion, why are you here to rob this broken temple with our beggars?

The beggars laughed again, and the scholar felt ashamed and outnumbered, and was forced to leave.

The scholar walked around the outskirts of the city, walked through all the remote corners, and found a more dilapidated temple in the evening, the eaves were also broken, I don't know why, when the scholar walked in, he always felt an eerie atmosphere.

The scholar had an accident on the first day he moved to this dilapidated temple.

In the middle of the night, the moonlight is dim and unclear, and the birds are flying.

The scholar was lit with wax and was reading hard.

The scholar suddenly felt a burst of itching on his forehead, and when he looked up, he saw that there were three thousand green silk hanging down on his forehead, touching it from time to time.

The scholar looked up and saw a woman floating beside him, staring at him.

The woman's long hair is fluttering, and she is very beautiful, but her face is pale and she is floating lightly in the air, and she is undoubtedly a female ghost.