Dumb didn't like this errand in the first place, if it weren't for the constraints of the sect along the way, this master would have deserted a long time ago. Fortunately, the Yufeng Battalion is only responsible for the safety of personnel, and these worldly masters do not need to pretend to be colors along the way, always keep a certain distance from the team, and have a posture of not getting along with each other. In this way, a large group of thousands of people, all the way unstoppable, but awkward, only arrived at the Beijing Pavilion today.

Dumb friends were heartfelt, put on a long shirt, and went straight to the back alley. Looking up at the bronzing building card of "Lingxiang Pavilion", the young master stepped in, and almost bumped into a person head-on, but it was a ten-year-old man in white. This son was born white and pure, dressed as a scholar, with a tooth fan in his hand, and a little elegant in winter. Dumb hugged his fists and said, "I'm sorry", and wanted to dodge in. The man in white gave a slight salute, intentionally or unintentionally covering the way, "This little brother, I came alone today, is he a friend or looking for a soulmate?

Dumb woke up, it turned out to be a Yingmen, and he was very particular about dressing, so he stopped and responded: "Oh! It's me Meng Lang, dare to ask Fan San Shaoke of the Iron Lance Dart Bureau?" After speaking, Na Yingmen flashed in front of him, and there was a polite sentence in his mouth, leading him all the way. Listening to this person's conversation is very elegant, he should have read a few years of books. Dumb is young after all, and it is rare to meet such a polite person, but he has been tricked into a lot of words.

I saw that the decoration in the building was extravagant, the materials were extremely exquisite, the carved corridor railings, and the carved lanterns were all ingenious, which was different from the style in the palace, which made the turtles in Hanyang City have a little more novelty in their eyes. All this was squinted by the door.

Around the corner, a door to the Mahogany Pavilion opened, and the three fat men met Dumb's eyes with an absolutely comfortable posture. Seeing this master come in, the fat man jumped up instantly, if it weren't for a huge wine table, I'm afraid he would have pounced on him.

"Brother, let me see, it's a pity, it's a pity!" "you!"

The host of the house is Zhou Dongchang, the grandson of Shangshu Zhoumi, and the rest are all children of the family, but unfortunately they are not the eldest sons in the family. When the three lords saw that the fat man favored him, they met each other lively, and set up a dumb person to sit and enjoy the chief. Dumb couldn't get rid of it, so he had to sit. After three rounds of drinking, everyone at the banquet only remembered a rough idea, a group of wine and meat friends praised each other, spoke more unscrupulously, and the atmosphere was extremely harmonious for a while. Since he is a friend of the three fat people, Dumb is naturally unsuspecting, and the wine is refreshing when the glass is dry.

When men are together, it is inevitable to comment on the current situation, and the official eunuch's house is more well-informed, and those market rumors have been scrutinized one by one for months. Unconsciously talking about the matter of harmony, the more Zhou Dongchang spoke, the more excited he became, and he got up angrily and said: "I want to be a dignified Heavenly Empire, a hundred years, I only heard of the expansion of the territory, how could I have suffered such a wretched spirit? This cup of wine, I wish the whole family of the Wushu a good death, come, and do it!" the crowd applauded. The three fat men looked at Dumb, squeezed a pair of slit eyes, the two smiled silently, and tacitly raised their heads and drank the wine in the glass.

I only heard one person ask: "Brother Dongchang, how do you know that the seventh princess is as beautiful as a flower, could it be that you have seen it?" Last year's Mid-Autumn Festival, the saint called my grandfather to speak privately, and once asked my eldest brother's birthday, faintly with the meaning of marriage, I heard that the corresponding person is the seventh princess. When my eldest brother heard about this, he didn't know whether he was happy or worried, so he secretly promised a lot of money to ask Xing's father-in-law to bring out a portrait of a princess, which looked like a fairy in the sky, and it is said that the real person is more beautiful than the painting......".

As soon as the fat man heard that something was wrong, he hurriedly interrupted: "Hey, brother Xian, you have said something useless, what should I have to do with you? Let's have some other fun and let go of these bad things." It's a pity that there is no shortage of good things in the world, and there is one person on the left, who is Ai Chunlin, the son of the servant of the ministry, and everyone only calls him Thirteen Lang on weekdays, only to hear this son fuss and say: "No! Brother Dongchang." To say that the lord of the DPRK and the faction first recommended Zhou Laoshangshu. This is a matter of kinship, and it is also the advice of your ancestors, this twist and turn is a bit unbelievable, right?"

The fat man was eager to kick over, but the dumb man on the side blinked and signaled him not to worry. Zhang Yuanshan, the grandson of Hanlin Zhang Shida, said: "Thirteen Lang, what do you know? Since ancient times, how can there be a wishful heart when you are a concubine, and you are so easy to serve as a princess? Hearing this, the audience laughed and agreed.

The fat man saw that if it went on like this, there must be no good results, so he hurriedly got up and said: "Royal affairs, I don't understand this kid without a title, my brother is coming north today, and he should have fun." This is one of the best pastimes in the capital, Brother Dongchang, you will be bleeding today, don't be stingy. It's a big deal, I'll do it another day, and I'll ask you back." "Brother Debiao, where did you come from, since you are here, you are waiting for this, come on!

It turned out that there was a thin rope next to the last seat, located close to the door, and a copper bell fell outside the door, which was not easy to notice if you didn't look closely. Thirteen Lang stretched out his hand first, gently pulled the thin thread, only to hear the bell ringing three times, everyone was elated, and he didn't know why.

Shaoqing, the door of the pavilion opened lightly, the orchid floated in, and Nana walked into a beautiful woman outside the door, about the number of double nines, long hair and high plates, long hairpins and beads on the sideburns, swaying gently with the steps, the pink neck was slender but straight, the face was slightly lowered, and the hands and feet were hidden under the long skirt, but it was difficult to hide the enchanting posture. The face is slightly powdered, the outline is elegant and profound, the bright light flows between the eyes, and the eyes are as clear as a hong, but the proportion is far better than that of a Kyushu woman, almost half of the face, indescribable exoticism. I only heard the beautiful woman's red lips smile lightly, "Rank son, I am finally willing to ring the bell to invite, and people have forgotten about me, a hard-working person." "The voice is crisp and charming, making people feel like a spring breeze.

Dumb secretly praised in his heart, thinking that there was no such style among the women he knew, and it would be very interesting to dress Lian'er and Qing'er like this. As soon as a trace of bad taste gushed out, I heard the fat man's throat gurgle, and I don't know how much saliva he swallowed. Dumb grabbed his thigh and whispered, "Hey, could it be that this is also a widow?" The fat man said vaguely: "This-no!" "Really not? Don't forget, there is a yard of widows waiting for you at home?" The fat man coughed dryly, collected his thoughts, and laughed: "How dare you forget to invite the moon girl, it's just that you are too expensive here, and a few of us have saved a long time of monthly profits, so we came." "Yes, Invite Yue, it's rare for us to come here today, you can't save face. It just so happens that a friend has come from afar, and I want you to have a drink with you." Everyone at the table coaxed and agreed.

"This little brother is very eye-catching, I don't know whose son-in-law it is?" The woman had already been asked to accompany her in the second seat, of course, she had to ask the person in the main seat first. Although Dumb comes from a small rich family, such a pastime has never been heard of by his name. His family education is like this, and he treats people and things according to ancient principles, so he tells the truth about his background, and the youthfulness that a young man should have is also revealed. Everyone at the banquet secretly laughed at him for being too affordable, and some were extremely disappointed, it turned out that the person who had just been caught up was just a carpenter's son. The fat man's group of friends is divided into two groups, if it weren't for the thirteen lang's friends and not hiding his scheming, he would not have been able to sit in one place, and after changing the eight characters of his birthday, the fat man ranked third among the crowd. Uncle Zhong Yong is just a fictitious title that does not need to be used in the early dynasty, and his Fan family is only engaged in business and does not participate in partisan disputes. Therefore, it is more convenient for him to come forward and give some things. These people call him brothers, most of them for this, only the thirteen lang is an exception, and he really accepts him wholeheartedly and works hard to match.

At this time, Zhou Dongchang's eyes swept over Zhang Yuanshan, one group of people teased the fat man away, and the other group raised their glasses to persuade each other in turn.

That Invite Yue is a delicate heart, and the entrance of the three cups was immediately noticed, and she clapped her hands and said: "The little girl can't cope with it alone, but fortunately, I have many sisters in Lingxiang Pavilion, and I will definitely let you see it today." ”

After finishing speaking, I only heard the bell ringing, and a group of beauties entered, and the three lords of the house cheered, and their wolf nature was immediately revealed, and they were all busy making fun of the beauties, but they left Dumb aside for the time being. At this time, Dumb Fang said a few words to the fat man seriously. The fat brother was drunk at five points at this time, and the petite Hui'e was beside him, and it seemed that the situation was an old acquaintance. That Ying Yue should have left at this time, but she didn't leave, and she also sat next to Dumb, which surprised the fat man, and said with deep meaning: "Brother, look." It's not difficult to talk to a woman well, right?" Dumb is not deeply involved in the world at this time, and he is a little twisted for a while. Na Yueyue handed over a sweat towel, and then sandwiched a piece of lamb chops to him, and said thoughtfully: "The young man is new to him, don't be restrained, just eat and drink first, don't hurt your stomach." Ah Dull ate his head and looked quite embarrassed, not paying attention to the few pairs of wolf eyes on the other side, and looking at himself resentfully.

At this time, a woman bent her fingers to play the pipa, and a woman played the piano and sang, the tune was tactful and melodious, her voice was soft and poignant, and she was crying and complaining: "The world is humane, born in troubled times and heroes, don't forget each other, and it is a slave family." In the red dust, singing and dancing promote the gentleman to laugh, how can Qing know how much affection is there......? A group of talented people shook their heads, pinched the beat with their hands, and reveled in the vassal elegance. After a song, Dumb thought for a moment and slowly drank the wine in the cup. The fat man swallowed a piece of fat duck that Hui'e had sandwiched into his mouth, chewed it loudly, and said incomprehensibly: "I said invite the moon, rejoice today, don't take these things that are not salty and not light, you see my brother coming back, it is better to order some cheerful tunes." Invite Yue smiled bitterly, and was helpless, but saw Dumb walking in front of the singer, whispering a few words before turning around and entering the seat. Soon, the sound of the piano started again, Dumb pushed away the cup, struck the plate with chopsticks and sang: "Laughing at Hongchen, only the years are incomprehensible, laughing at the gentleman, how can you divide the four seasons with mercy." In the world, it is common to divide and divide, and Qing knows himself, loves and hates and hatred! Panjun is better than not knowing you, and he is also white-headed and white-headed ......." Dumb has been accustomed to logging since he was a child, and there is a wildness of mountain shouters in his singing. "Wow!" Thirteen Lang took the lead in applauding, and the fat man clapped his hands wildly, but unfortunately a tender cow in his mouth was blocked, and he couldn't cheer.

A plain hand filled the wine glass in front of Dumb, and poured it in front of him, a pair of big eyes, if there is a spark, I just want to see Dumb through. A few bundles of eyes on the opposite side were not good, and they were fleeting, and several people tacitly knew it, secretly exerting their strength, and it was another round of wild drinking, and half of it was blocked by Invite Yue. Dumb didn't know all this, and the two heartless and fat men really drank seventy-seven or eighty-eight. The invitation to the moon seemed to be happy like never before, and even the fat man was forced to play a song.

Good guys, that artistic conception, that mood, made all the women blush, and all the talented people sprayed wine and left. The banquet was full of joy, but he saw that the person who answered the door rushed in in a panic, whispered a few times in Invite Yue's ear, Invite Yue's face flashed angrily, got up and said a word, and went out.

Dumb was in a hurry, and he followed after a while. Walking downstairs, I heard a commotion, only to see the door of the inner room open wide, and heard the sound of broken wine glasses and dishes, followed by the door full of blood and fell at Dumb's feet. Immediately afterwards, a coquettish voice seemed to be inviting the moon. I only heard one person yin and yang weird and said: "You guys are too unhappy here, all of you are pushing and pretending, you really think you are a big girl? Come on, come on! Let me be rare, haha.........." Dumb arrived, and the situation inside the house was even more unbearable: the first person was the envoy of the new faction, Lang Gao, next to his eight rough retinue. At this time, Lang Gao was grabbing a woman's hands and wanting to kiss regardless of the loss of color. One of the sleeves of Ying Yue's shirt was torn off, revealing a small half of her arm, and she was sitting on the ground at this time.

Dumb was drunk at the moment, his body moved slightly, and the eight entourages hadn't seen anyone clearly, and this master had already entered the door. stretched out his hand to help Ying Yue up, and did not forget to kick out a round stool. The round stool slammed into the crook of Lang's leg, causing him to fall to his knees. The woman who was caught exclaimed, turned her head sideways and closed her eyes, this scene seemed to be filial to her son and reluctant mother, and the atmosphere in the room was very strange for a while. Only then did everyone come to their senses, and in the midst of loud cheers, they each used their fists and feet to greet Dumb.

Suddenly, "Whoosh!" sounded the bowstring, and three crossbow arrows burst through the air and nailed to the wall. But when he saw that the cheeks of the entourage at the head were cracked, a bloody mark was very piercing. At this time, a group of men in Ge Yi poured into the door, and the arrows in their hands were aimed at the envoys and their entourage, ready to go. Na Lang Gao was furious, and as soon as he wanted to get up, he heard the sound of "Du Ang", and another arrow grazed his head and face, and was nailed deep on the table. Looking closely, the arrow actually pierced a blue and white mouth dish. From then on, everyone remained silent.

Invite Yue stepped forward to take the woman over, and looked at Dumb with a strange look before going out, and saw that Dumb still didn't move, and said angrily: "Idiot, why don't you leave quickly?" Dumb realized that it was really inappropriate to stay here, so he flashed out. I only heard Invite Yue turn her back and shout: "It doesn't matter who it is, let's talk about it after the fight!" After speaking, he didn't look at Dumb again, held the frightened woman, and went away. Dumb was stunned for a moment, and suddenly felt more and more anxious, and immediately went to the land realm in a hurry.

When he returned to the turntable, he saw that the house had been cleaned up, and the crowd was nowhere to be seen, as if nothing had happened.

As soon as I entered the door, I saw the three fat men holding a sea bowl in their hands, their faces full of grievances, and they still complained loudly. At a glance, you can see that the right order has lost a thoroughfare. Dumb whispered: "I'm afraid the water in this shop is very deep, can you be careful?" The three fat bastards didn't take it seriously, and replied casually: "Dare to love! The place where your brother brought you here is not a general? Even those princes and ministers here dare not make a second, but it is a first-class gold cave." Seeing that he didn't mean this, and he was on the rise, Dumb didn't want to say deeply. was doing nothing, when I saw that Ying Yue had changed into a long skirt, and she came fluttering, her hair was not messy, and her expression was calm, as if she had just touched up her makeup. Seeing Dumb seemed to be even more elated, Dafang Fang sat beside him, and said: "Today, the slave family and Zhao Gongzi are like old friends at first sight, it is really a happy event, all the officials have fun, they should consume nothing from the store!"

The more Dumb dodged, the more Ying Yue moved forward, making the little man reverse the role for a while, I really don't know who was entertaining whom. This time the cups and plates were reorganized, and a group of beauties showed their skills, and they drank a lot of envious people. Dumb has been out of the womb, and this time he was thoroughly damp, sandwiched between Invite Yue and the girls, and he couldn't get out. Knowing that Ying Yue was sincere, Dumb simply accepted it, and said in his heart: Isn't it just a big drunk and suffer more from Qinglian.

This heavy drinking, until the middle of the moon, during the banquet people continued to be carried away from under the table, some of them actually squirted wildly on the seats, the reserve of the literati has long been lost, and the scene is so tragic and magnificent.

Seeing that there were three fat men left in the room with their heads tilted on their seats, snoring like thunder, Dumb said to me: "Okay, invite Yue, give my brother these three hundred catties, so as to find a place to sleep, even if I am convinced, don't throw him out again." That invite Yue is like a wine fairy possessed at the moment, as if the entrance is just clear water, a cup in the hand is like silk, and the cups are sent to the lips, this style is called how the little man can bear it, "Okay! Just give you face, come on! Place Zhao Gongzi's brother well, wipe him with hot water, let him sleep more peacefully." Hui'e: Go get some sobering things, guard this fat man, and don't go wrong."

Seeing that the three fat people were also thrown out of the four places, Dumb smiled bitterly: "Miss Yueyue, this wine is enough, tomorrow I will definitely use the money to redeem the fat man, and I am really going to leave after the girl in the ranks." "Hmph, think beautifully, have the courage to cause trouble, don't you dare to drink? You are not afraid that tomorrow you will wake up, and I will put the charge of beating the envoy on your head. This method of pushing the boat down the river is extremely convenient."

Dumb tilted his head and thought about it, and said with a smile: "If you really want to hurt people, how can you say it? Ying Yue flickered her big eyes, which occupied half of her face, a few times, and shook the little man like a falling flower, and then said: "At a young age, there are a lot of hearts. Okay, I'm not going to be funny with you. Come with me, it's filthy here, and staying a little longer will be a long life."

Dumb crashed into this drinking game, and the accomplices of the main game were gone, leaving him alone here to clean up the mess. But if the master here doesn't agree, the little man is really not good at smearing oil on the soles of his feet. Although he was upgraded to the third floor, this master had a different feeling in his heart, panic, uneasiness, novelty, and mystery?