Asban is an elf, although there is a tendency to live smaller and smaller, and the more funny he is, but the essence is still an elf, and his mind is not as vicious as Xu Zheng, so he can't help but ask curiously: "What is a pig cage immersion?"

Xu Zheng laughed dryly for a long time, and finally planned not to tell him that this was a way to deal with couples in ancient times in his previous life, so as not to poison this thousand-year-old little Zhengtai. ZunSo

Only then did Lanlote come out of the house and whispered, "Father......"

He also saw the Passion of Asban, but he didn't have the courage to go up and save him.

When Asban saw his son, he first snorted coldly, and then saw that Lanlott was full of energy, his eyes were sharper than ever, and he didn't have the slightest bit of the gloom of losing his fighting spirit in Elf City, thinking that he had already practiced the combat skills Xu Zheng said and had achieved something, so he nodded with satisfaction and said, "Son, good day." ”

Sauron's mouth full of juice suddenly squirted out, and he asked in surprise, "Is there any mistake? This little kid is your father?!"

Asban turned his head, glanced at Sauron, and suddenly asked, "Are you sleeping comfortably in the cave?"

Sauron was dazed and replied honestly, "It's uncomfortable." The beds here are much more comfortable. ”

Asban asked again, "Is old Owen alright?"

The juice that Sauron had just drunk squirted out again, and looked at Asban with creepy eyes for a long time, but he really couldn't see any clues, so he replied cautiously: "Father is very good, thank you for your concern." Who are you?"

Asban smiled with a cute little canine tooth: "If you go back and ask him, who cured his hiccups after eating indiscriminately, he will know." ”

Sauron nodded solemnly, finally knowing that this little ghost is not simple, but he is afraid of the real Lanlot's father...... Good young daddy...... Did the elves get smaller and smaller, and why didn't anyone in the clan tell him?

Xu Zheng poured Asban a cup of hot juice, and Asban tasted it and immediately praised it. At the moment, I unceremoniously collected the juicer. His space ring was given by Xu Zheng, and the juicer was also snatched from Xu Zheng, and he really deserved to be the contemporary elf king, and his face did not change his color.

Xu Zheng wanted to tell him that although a juicer was up to a few gold coins, it was very troublesome to do. I also want to remind him to be kind to be an elf, and others didn't say to send you, so you can't just laugh at it...... But when he saw Lanlote looking at the little ghost with admiration, he looked like he wanted to give him everything, so he had to endure it. If you think you shaved his beard last time, you should make amends.

"What are you doing here?" Xu Zheng asked him.

Asban held a cup and drank juice in small sips, not to mention how cute he looked. It's just that Xu Zheng knows how bad he is under his harmless appearance, and he won't be impressed by him at all.

It's boring in the clan...... There is nothing big in the royal city, why can't I come out to relax? My son and daughter have run away with you, and I am very lonely as an old man. Asban's words seemed to be aggrieved.

"Exactly, exactly!" said Lanlot, "Father should have walked out more." ”

Xu Zheng rolled his eyes. Listen, what is this talking about? The dignified elf king will be bored every day? What do you mean that your son and daughter have run away with you? Others don't know, and they think that they have abducted his son and daughter together and eloped in one go......

Sauron nodded with affection: "Yes, I heard that the elven clan is full of old men and old ladies, and I am also panicked, always thinking that I am also this virtue when I am old." ”

Xu Zheng sneered and laughed wildly, natural stay is the benefit of natural stay, and he really doesn't speak through his brain.

Asban and Lanlott immediately looked at each other angrily, and Asban asked in a vicious voice: "Are there very few old men and old ladies on your island?

Sauron was silent.

Xu Zheng couldn't help but laugh and said, "Don't fool me, what's going on?" Asban laughed dryly and said: "The excuse is that the elves' lives need to be improved, and they have been closed for too long, so they really need to go out of the elves' realm to see the time outside, otherwise it will really decline." As for the real thoughts...... I'm really bored, as if it's more fun to be with you. Seeing Xu Zheng roll his eyes dissatisfied, Asban said angrily: "If you have the ability, you can also go to that tree hole and sit for a hundred years to try, if you don't itch, you can still sit - come on, I'll let you be the elf king!"

Feelings are the current elven king, Sauron began to fidget again, remembering which lazy person in the family who likes to sleep seems to owe others favors. Thinking of this, Sauron couldn't help but look at Xu Zheng with even more strange eyes, it seems that this guy is really weird, and there are few people around him who are ordinary characters. Asban is the king of the elves, Lanlote is the prince of the elves, and that guy himself is the second prince of Zion, plus himself...... It's a mess.

"I'm not interested!" Xu Zheng said: "I'm not interested in sitting on that broken chair all day long, and I can't eat meat in the elf clan, so I'm not interested." I've only been with you for a few days, and I'm about to fade out of my mouth!"

When Asban heard this, he immediately put down the cup and looked at Xu Zheng with a sad face: "You also know? I don't know the taste of meat before I get out of the clan, and once I taste the taste of meat, I will never forget it for the rest of my life! Honestly, is the meat tastier, or is the fruit tastier?"

"Isn't there an elder here who has just taken office......"

"Fuck off! ”

"This ...... Belch...... Really?...... The meat is really tastier...... It's just that the elf's stomach is not suitable for eating that, I always eat too much and have diarrhea. I think the elders are also for our good ......," Lanlott sneered, hesitating to tell his father that the girl of Starbard had been drinking and eating meat all day in Orson Manor, and had become less and less elegant as a princess. Not to mention how good her stomach is, no matter how much meat she eats, she can't see him have diarrhea, which is what makes him the most jealous and hateful. Why is Star Badai always better than herself when she is born to eat......, drink and be merry?

Asban sneered: "That team of wooden heads is about to become ossified and turn into trees directly." Hmph, one day it angered me, and he directly carried a pile of meat back to the royal city. As long as they taste it, they are afraid that they will hug my thighs and beg me to give them meat!"

Xu Zheng and Lanlote glanced at each other, and thought in unison, with the elders eating the ancients, if you dare to do this, you will be collectively whipped by the elders and become the first anti-racist in the elven race. I don't know if there is a word for stealing meat? Eat meat, it's good to eat secretly, it's not beautiful to make such a big fanfare.

Thinking like this in my heart, I couldn't help but see a scene in front of me: the white-eyed old elf fairy fairy who was so old that he could only see wrinkles and no eyes sat in a row, all holding a pig's leg and gnawing wildly, his face was full of oil, and the corners of his mouth were fat and straight, all of them were just like the flower monk Lu Zhishen in the famous book, and the wine and meat were through the intestines...... Not to mention the bad scenery, the beautiful dusty temperament and outstanding demeanor of the elves can be destroyed with just one pig's thigh.

"Alright!" Asban clapped his palms and smiled brightly: "Anyway, I'm already out, and you can't get rid of it." Is there anything I can help with?"

Xu Zheng looked at him with a smile, Asban's natural magic had already been perfected, and even Xing Badai could only look up to his magic level, and the engraving and engraving of movable type could all be left to him. Since he wants to toss with his face, then don't blame himself for child labor!

"Are you interested in working as an overage child?"

"What?"

"Aren't you bored first? I'm just looking for something for you to do. ”

Asban didn't feel at all that he had gotten on the thief ship, and asked with great interest, "What do you do?"

Xu Zheng smiled: "Believe me, you are participating in a great cause, which is not only interesting, but may also leave a name in history." ”

"I'm not interested in leaving a name in the annals, as long as it's fun to pass the boring time. ”

"It's even simpler, and you'll never get bored. Besides, can I pay you another 10 gold coins a month? I don't want people to say that I cheat on child labor. ”

Asban waved his hand and said, "Who cares about your broken money." What do you want me to do, say it. ”

Xu Zheng said this, and when Asban heard it, it was really interesting, and he immediately agreed. Just as he was about to say something, Mrs. Mauri next door came in, and when she saw Asban, she was immediately shocked, rushed over like a cannonball, and pinched Asban's face wildly, and called out in surprise and joy: "Whose little baby is so cute! Tell Auntie, how old is this year?"

Asban's eyebrows twitched, he smiled dryly, and replied sweetly: "I'm ...... this year Ten years old. ”

Ten years old, multiplied by a hundred coefficient is not too little, Xu Zheng began to laugh again.

"Wow, wow, wow, I can't do it, it's so cute!" Mrs. Maurie didn't care about Asban's face quickly turning blue, grabbed him, and said, "Go, go to my shop, and Auntie will make you fruit tea." I cook better than your Uncle Maori~~"

Asban didn't dare to be mad, and was caught by the sweet and sour fruit, so he had to follow her

Sauron waited for Asban to leave before exclaiming, "This kind of virtue ...... Is he really the Elven King?"

Xu Zheng nodded.

Then he asked Lanlot, "Is he really your father?"

Lan Luo nodded his head.

Sauron sighed, "You two can. One dares to let his father be teased, and the other dares to call the elf king as a child labor......"

Lan Luo laughed embarrassedly, and Xu Zheng was happy, this was Asban's own mistake and sent to the door for others to call. A person like him who is in a high position, the official so-called person is unbearable when he goes to a high place, but he just likes the life of ordinary people. Like a famous interstellar card star in her previous life, she likes to work in a coffee shop with a good friend when she has nothing to do. Which of her friends pays her 20 yuan a day, and the big-name celebrities are reluctant to spend a cent if they save up the treasure. And the air space where she berthed the shuttle was 600 star dollars an hour......

This is not called picking up sesame seeds and losing watermelon, but trying to live seriously with another mood and experience what you have not experienced. Therefore, Asban is very patient with the human woman who is molesting him, and he is willing to do things for himself with high interest, just to be happier. Xu Zheng understands all this, because that is exactly what he lacked before, so he is trying to make this Zhengtai Elf King live faster, trying to be an ordinary person, not a high-ranking Elf King.