Chapter 332: Weak Chicken
I knew that it was not appropriate to send Lily on such a dangerous mission, and if I accidentally lost my successor, it would be a great blow to our morale.
But if I don't send him, I really don't have a more suitable candidate in my hands, I want to speed up the progress of saving the world, someone must share the virtual god war for me, and fighting with the virtual god is not just by equipping combat power, and the mentality is very, very important.
When facing a tiger, the same shotgun that can kill a tiger is completely different from the effect in the hands of ordinary people in the hands of cold-blooded generals, although the two will not change the lethality of the shotgun, but the difference in mentality in the face of tigers is enough to kill.
In the same way, we can also take an example, just take the nightclub to have fun, some people take the initiative to find a girl, replaced by no confidence, the sister took the initiative to find him, he was stunned, some went to the door and retreated, and shouted for help when the girl kissed him. It's the same as not facing a tiger when you encounter it, the difference is that if you shout for help, someone will really do it for you.
Lend the best workshop in the castle to the Celestial Craftsman, and lend the best double room to Lily and Ima.
Hey, the little couple is separated from life and death, maybe there are many postures to develop, so I won't make trouble this time.
In order to restrain my desire to voyeurize, I had to leave the land far away.
Downstairs in the castle, I happened to meet my two little daughters-in-law who were playing, I asked Yelu if he knew where the Lingjiao was, and Yelu said that it was live broadcasting.
I said I'll go over and take a look, you two continue to wander, don't go to the other end of the big room, a new widow is about to be born, unlucky.
The dormitory of King Lingjiao is next to me, which is a chic and elegant bamboo building, which is the Qing residence of literati and ink writers at a glance. But before I could get inside, I was blown away by a fancy b-box, which was so unpleasant.
Walking into the bamboo building, I shook hands with the layers of guards and expressed condolences.
"I have worked hard comrades, I have made you suffer, the alliance leader is sorry for you, it is really ......"
"Shh~~~ Listen to this, the rhythm is coming!"
Co-authored, did I delay your appreciation?
If this continues, all my people will have to be danced under the king by Lingjiao's strategy.
kicked the door open, so frightened that the wig of Lingjiao in the live broadcast almost fell off.
Lingjiao shook the braids on his head, and said unhappily to me: "Dry clams?"
I know that there are billions of members dancing under the king watching, and the little temper just now suddenly disappeared, and I don't dare to offend these masters now.
I still walked over with an angry expression, pretending not to pay attention to the live broadcast in front of the camera, and said to Lingjiao: "Angry! Distressed! The evil virtual god caused the warriors who danced under the king to suffer such heavy casualties, which is disrespectful to these noble souls." At the same time, I blamed myself and was annoyed, as the leader of the alliance who led this battle, I actually thought of helping them do something, hey, I am not qualified enough~~~"
After a sensationalism, I pretended to bow my head and wipe my tears, and secretly aimed at the barrage. I thought that this wave of routines could somewhat reverse the gap between me and them, but when I saw the content of the barrage, I almost didn't smash the monitor, and they actually asked me to abdicate and handed over the Thousand Machines Alliance and the Sichun Alliance to Lingjiao.
This is really going to rebel~
So I didn't dare to squeak anymore.
"Yo~ It turns out that the king is on the live broadcast~ I thought you were practicing, audience friends, don't you know, in order to improve the level of live broadcasting, in addition to live broadcast is training, I don't know what rest is, it's too hard, you have to persuade it~~"
I am clear about slapping horses, and it is not good to lick the audience, so I decisively changed the target to their master. Sure enough, after such a change, the barrage against me immediately turned to gratitude and worry for Lingjiao.
But King Lingjiao didn't eat this set at all, and scolded Mike: "It's really empty, get out! See you back~~" and then turned off the live broadcast.
Without fans and audiences, Lingjiao was somewhat low-key, and patted me on the shoulder: "Lao Tie~~~"
I said don't be in shape, I'm looking for something for you.
"What's the matter?"
I held its big head and looked back and forth, and saw that its left eye was still the same cute dog eye, and its right eye had become as deep as the night sky, with a blue light in the dark.
"What's wrong with your amblyopia eye transplantation, does it work, if it's not good, deduct it, and press it on him while the lily is not on the road. ”
As soon as Lingjiao heard that I was going to buckle its eyeballs, he slipped out of my hand in fright, and dodged from afar: "Don't buckle, it works!"
"Really, then you can show me it. ”
Lingjiao glanced at me resentfully, and then smoothed his chest with two small short paws, and then raised his paws, stretched out two fingers and pointed them at the temples on both sides of his eyes, and made strange noises from between the two big mouths while looking at me.
"Beep~~Beep~~~"
Me: "......"
"Beep~~Mom beep~~~"
"Are you not scolding me?"
"Beep! Beep!!!"
Lingjiao's tone suddenly strengthened, and the two eyeballs were paired in the middle, and a fan-shaped spectral ray shot at me from between its eyes.
I have the bottom in my heart, Lingjiao will dare to scold me secretly at most, and he won't dare to hurt me if he is angry. I didn't dodge the spectrum, letting it sweep down from the top of my head to the soles of my feet.
After the scanning, Lingjiao pointed at my lower body and said loudly: "Weak chicken!"
I waved my hand again and again: "Hold back the vernacular, hold the vernacular! This is the function of the eye of amblyopia? It doesn't work......"
"No, can't!Come again~~Beep......"
"Don't push it, I'm sure it works. What's that, is it so slow to use every time you use it? In the future, we're going to use it to scare virtual gods, and with your long skill, you can't let people die 800 times back and forth. ”
Lingjiao explained to me that it said that it was because it was shown to me just now, so I should be cautious, if it is a real battle, it can integrate the eye of amblyopia, a spectral ray that can see weaknesses, into the natal true element, and shoot it out along with the natal true element, which is not only fast, but also does not affect the damage of the natal true element.
I was very satisfied, and said that if you are already proficient in using it, don't waste any more time, let's practice our tactics.
"What?"
I snorted and smirked: "Recently, I have accumulated a lot of true qi, and I have recovered the ability to use the instant retrospective ability, let's try to match it." ”
Lingjiao said that there was no problem: "Come on, where are you going." ”
I said you are ready, I will try to send you the big bed room in the castle in an instant~
No, my heart is unbalanced, so I have to let Lingjiao scare Lily into a weak chicken~