Chapter Fifty-Nine: Nanshan Returns to Nature
After defeating the ugly man of the Wang family, Xu Qiu's demeanor is still the same, but he is slightly embarrassed on his cheeks, and finally feels a little sorry for the one in front of him, first when he greeted this guy at the mountain gate of Qingshui Sect before, he saw his unspeakable things, and then broke his good deeds in the Northwest Mountain, and now he was defeated in front of the monks of the three sects and his predecessors, one after another, and said that if he met this guy when he was competing for the flower list, I was afraid that he would have to fight himself as an enemy who killed his father.
In fact, what Xu Qiu was worried about was not Wang Chengxin, but the sect behind Wang Chengxin, Qingshan Sect. I had heard Qing Shui talk about the Qingshan Sect, saying that it was a gathering place for a group of barbarians, and the sect paid attention to the softness and hardness of the fists in everything. Whoever has a fast sword, whoever says it has weight, reasoning in Qingshan Sect, others will laugh at you for being a stupid goose, how can you reason with a nest of people who don't know big characters! Xu Qiu originally thought that Yu Qingshui was boastful, but it was only after seeing Yu Shan Wu that he knew that Yu Qingshui's words were subtle, Yu Shan Wu had a big belly, and his face was full of meat, and he was not a good product at a glance.
However, Qingshui Sect, Xuenan Mountain is here, how can he tolerate Yu Mountain Wu Zaoci?
The window is still the same window, and the person leaning on the window is still ten pity clouds, but it is worth mentioning her expression, she is looking at Xu Qiu with one eyebrow and careful eyes, if she walks closer, listen to her: "Your grave is here to plant trees." Rujia bathtub mixed with fish. Hiss... What kind of person is he?"
Coincidentally, Yu Qingshuang asked Xu Qiu with a smile: "Daoyou Xu Qiu, I heard you solve the lantern riddle very well before, how did you live, why did you say such vulgar words again?"
Xu Qiu approached Qingshuang and looked down and said, "When you see people, you talk about people, and when you meet ghosts, you talk about ghosts." Are you saying this guy is a man or a ghost?"
"Miss Qingshuang, do you think my words before are elegant, and when I talk to Wang Chengxin later, they are vulgar?"
Yu Qingshuang thought thoughtfully, "Should... Yes. ”
"The world is full of wonders. ”
The ancients had a saying that they seemed to look at the mountains and did not like peace. Xu Qiu is short-sighted, the article is natural, and the magic hand is even good, and the same is true for learning. Yu Qingshuang, you look at us literati, who seem to be elegant and speak decently, and then look at those who have dirty mouths, they feel vulgar and hiss... It is true, but it is not right, it is one-sided. Elegance is vulgarity, vulgarity is elegance, it is very clear that elegance and vulgarity are not so simple on the surface, but should complement each other. The so-called appreciation of elegance and vulgarity is this truth. ”
Xu Qiu chattered a lot, and touched Yu Qingshuang's pigtails, "Got it?"
Unexpectedly, Yu Qingshuang shook his head, "Xu Daoyou said too profoundly, Qingshuang doesn't understand it very well." ”
Xu Qiu was embarrassed.
So he discarded Fang Caiya's statement, changed his tone, and changed a common saying, he said: "Yu Qingshuang is as beautiful as a fairy, this is elegant." ”
Yu Qingshuang chuckled, "Hmm!"
Xu Qiu deliberately avoided Yu Qingshui, walked to the other side of Yu Qingshuang, and continued: "Ask you again if filthy things are vulgar?"
Yu Qingshuang is like falling clouds, "natural customs." ”
Xu Qiu immediately opened and closed and rolled up his cuffs, "The words continued." Yu Qingshuang is as beautiful as a fairy, but there are also filthy things, let me ask, Qingshuang girl, are you elegant or vulgar?"
Yu Qingshuang raised her eyebrows, puzzled, "What filthy thing?"
Xu Qiu smiled back: "Little girl pees." Doesn't even the most beautiful girl have to be booed?, so some people say, 'It hurts me to think that such a beautiful girl should be booed.'" ”
Xu Qiu still couldn't avoid Yu Qingshui's sudden sword around Qingshuang after all, no, it was two swords, one sword seemed to be puzzled, she pulled out and stabbed it again, as for where the stabbing was natural old place, shoulder.
Once romantic, being a ghost is also chic.
Xu Qiu knew that this would be the case, but he still had to say it, for the sake of this time.
Yang Tian asked Xu Qiu, "Daoyou Xu Qiu, why are you bothered, you dare to say this knowing that she is going to stab her with a sword." ”
Xu Qiu glanced at Yang Tian, and looked around again, now the hall full of monks was looking at him, the second floor was connected to the third floor on the mahogany ladder, and the ram was standing on it, looking at Xu Qiu's words.
Xu Qiu raised his arms: "Peach Blossom Nunnery in Peach Blossom Dock, Peach Blossom Nunnery under Peach Blossom Nunnery." The peach blossom fairy planted peach trees, and picked peach blossoms to sell wine for money. ”
"Ask the world, how many times can you have a momentary happiness? Xu thinks that the same is true for the cultivation journey, competing for the creation of heaven and earth, just like this happiness, how many times can you have a lifetime? I am afraid of wolves in the front and tigers in the back, I am afraid that I will not be able to go far, whether it is in cultivation or in the mind, it is inferior. Everyone, if you think what Xu Qiu said has some truth, please have a glass of wine, if you feel that what Xu Qiu said is not reasonable, a bunch of nonsense, you can also say it, let's theorize and theoretical, after all, today is only about literature, not about swords, but it doesn't matter, I Xu someone will not be so despicable as to call three thousand upstairs to dig the ancestral grave of the one who disobeyed me. ”
Outcry.
The whole audience raised their glasses, and Yang Tian shouted: "What?"
Among them, whether they were amazed by Xu Qiu's brilliant talent or the monks with blocked chests, they all raised their glasses in their hands and drank them all.
Ten mercy clouds, after one cup, deliberately drank one more glass.
She learned Xu Qiu's words: "It's rare to be happy for a while in life, and then renew a cup." ”
The ram also begged for a glass of wine through the water, entered his throat, and said: "Exquisite and gorgeous, a model for our generation." ”
Xu Qiu went around in a circle and raised his head to hold the cup: "Friends who wear waterways, praise falsely." ”
The three people on the third floor were exceptionally quiet, especially the ram jade, you must know that their own water is not a drop of wine, and today he was greedy for a cup, what made him angry was not the matter of eating wine, but the ram wearing water did not even say hello to her.
Presumably, the ram pierced the water and listened to Xu Qiu's words, so that a cup would enter his throat, and the ram jade was put aside for the time being.
Xue Nanshan glanced at it lightly, knowing it, and deliberately joked with Yushan Wu on the side: "Yushan Wu Daoyou, thousands of years have passed, I don't know when you practiced back then, and why did you practice?"
Yu Shan Wu threw a chopstick pig's head meat in his mouth, "Seven years old!" The old man was still a scholar, and one day when he returned from Xishan, he saw an old fairy who was walking with a sword, and felt that he was so chic, coming and going like the wind, so he immediately lost his textbooks and pen and paper, and was determined to be that unruly immortal. ”
Xue Nanshan said casually: "If you lose your books and pen and paper, won't your father and mother talk about you?"
Yu Shan Wu's face was slightly bitter, "It's not just to say, Lao Tzu was hung under the willow tree in front of the door by my Lao Tzu, and he blew up for a day and a night, and my Lao Tzu said that if Lao Tzu didn't cry out for bitterness, he would allow Lao Tzu to go into the mountains to find immortals to practice." ”
Xue Nanshan glanced at Yu Shanwu without squinting, and did not ask much about the future. At this time, Ram Yu suddenly cast a look, faintly a little unkind, listening to her recitation, "Each family sweeps the snow in front of the door, and does not care about the frost on the tiles of others." The two thousand-year-old veterans, don't they understand this truth?"
Xue Nanshan smiled playfully.
Yu Shan Wu, "What?"
The second floor is lively.
In the third match, three people have been selected. Yu Qingshuang is a little clever, but compared to this eloquence, after all, the woman is weaker, after all, she is afraid of ugliness, and she can't say a lot of words, unlike Xu Qiu, who can export both feces and urine and witty words, and also claims to appreciate elegance and vulgarity.
Yu Qingshuang was defeated and lost to a man, Xu Qiu looked at his face, as if he had never seen this face when he was in Nanshan, his white face was as if he had never stepped out of the door, cold white.
What Xu Qiu didn't expect was that Shi Lianyun also stayed. Shi Lianyun was still a talented woman, and Xu Qiu finally mentioned a little interest in her, which was simply curiosity, and had no other meaning.
Just as Chi Yu pointed to the mahogany ladder on the second and third floors, the cold man suddenly stopped Xu Qiu, who was walking out, he turned sideways and slowly stretched out an arm. Xu Qiu was stunned for a moment, looked sideways, and listened to him: "Down, Qingshan Sect, Erbei." ”
Xu Qiu took a long breath, "Qingshui Sect, Xu Qiu." ”
Erbei: "Couplet, right?"
Erbei is indifferent by nature, can use one word to express meaning, absolutely not two words, cherish words like gold.
Don't think about it, this person is naturally a member of the Qingshan Sect, and this time he came to find Xu Qiu must be for the Qingshan Sect, or he has some intersection with Wang Chengxin in the Qingshan Sect, so he humiliated Wang Chengxin, and now he is seeking justice. No matter which one it is, Xu Qiu doesn't care, there is an old saying, "If you do too much injustice, you will kill yourself", even if Wang Chengxin doesn't humiliate him, there will be other people who will look at him unpleasantly in the future, maybe he will directly raise a sword to slaughter this guy, after all, there are few people who can do it with his cousin.
Er Bei seemed to have guessed Xu Qiu's intentions, and said lazily: "I have a couplet with you, and it has nothing to do with Qingshan Sect, let alone the scum of Wang Chengxin." ”
"Phew!"
"Something interesting. ”
Xu Qiu underestimated the person in front of him, so he said, "Okay." ”
Er is not verbose, "Three or two hard bones, open the world." ”
"Hey, the opening is magnificent. Xu Qiu raised his eyes sideways.
Three breaths: "Two pieces of soft skin, all-encompassing." ”
Yu Qingshui didn't understand, "Two pieces of soft skin?"
Xu Qiu stroked his abdomen with both hands, "Two pieces of belly." ”
The ram pierced the water: "Wonderful!"
Erbei took three steps and looked at the scene of the four o'clock outside the window of Fengbo Village, "There is only loneliness here, a storm, two peach blossoms, three or two wines." ”
Xu Qiu approached the window, "Where is there no one occupied, a girl, two braids, three miles of spring." ”
Two braids?
The women present, only Shi Piyun was stunned, and her hair was hanging down.
Xu Qiu was bold, when did he even dare to tease Shi Lianyun.
Er Bei smiled, "Xu Qiu Daoyou, you don't see the bottom. ”
Xu Qiuqing smiled, "False praise." ”
Er Bei gave up his hands, and went directly, and when he left, he said directly: "Just these two couplets, I thought about ten breaths, but Xu Qiu Daoyou only needs three breaths to go back, Er Bei has already known that he is willing to bow to the wind, and this third floor is not up to me." I will leave now, and after a month, when I am competing for the flower list, I will talk to you for a long time and chant poetry all night. ”
Xu Qiu took a step forward, "Erbei, definitely." ”
Er Beiwei is really good, at least it is not like Wang Xiaoer who was a famous and famous child before, obviously there is not much ink in his stomach, and he likes to pretend to be a person. Xu Qiu appreciates the person in front of him, he has nothing to say, he is not ashamed of defeat, although he is pale, but he is also an open-minded person, just like Xu Qiu.
Well, in general with Xu Qiu.
Yu Shanwu's face turned red, and the chopsticks that picked up the pig's head meat were thrown away abruptly, and he scolded: "Damn, I still want Qingshan Sect to be a blockbuster, who would have thought that this guy is also an embroidered pillow, it's not a big deal!"
Yushan Wu's appearance is really ingenious, even Xue Nanshan never expected it, but after thinking about it, he can be relieved. After all, the master of the Qingshan Sect is really this big-bellied old man who can only eat pig's head meat? Yushan Wu is by no means a simple character, at least he knows how to forbear, whether it was Xu Qiu of the Qingshui Sect or the ram of the Qingmu Sect how to penetrate the water, he pretended to be angry, "People are not destroyed, they do not show grandeur", the most important idea to fight with this kind of person, maybe a sword will break out, and the opponent will not be blind.
The ram pierced the water and went down the three-step mahogany ladder to welcome Xu Qiu and the ten clouds. Xu Qiu pondered, the ram through the water is estimated to be untouchable, although both of them are monks of the Aoki Sect, he also guessed that although the ram wears the water and has a mother in the world, his life should be difficult, and he should belong to the type of "small family jade girl" who does not go out of the door.
The first floor is good and lively.
The second floor is stunning.
The third floor is breathtaking.
After taking a step into the third floor, Xu Qiu realized the deep meaning of "Fengbo Zhuang", and murmured: "No wonder the name is Fengbo." ”
Into the autumn rivers and mountains, near is a piece of reeds, far is 100,000 mountains, one of the rivers, I don't know where to start, I don't know where to end, raise your eyes to the clouds for thousands of miles.
The sky is wide and the clouds are low, and the broken geese are called the west wind.
Xu Qiu immediately became a poet, "Luoxia and the lonely bird fly together, and the autumn water is the same color as the sky." ”
This famous sentence was deeply remembered by Xu Qiu when he first read it.
Beautiful, isn't it?
On one side, a short-legged mahogany case, rested on three futons, and on top of it was half a plate of pig's head meat and a jar of clean wine to eat. Right now, Xue Nanshan is smiling, Yushan Wu is sullen, and Ram Jade is only looking through the water.
"Three, stunningly gorgeous. ”
Xu Qiu was the leader, and bowed: "The sect master's question is good." Then the ram pierced the water and said two simple words of humility.
Yu Shanwu said casually: "It's not early, my mother-in-law can't sleep without me, throw the pot, hurry up." ”
Yu Shan Wu is boring, if one of the three juniors is a member of the Qingshan Sect at the moment, he can smile and talk to these juniors, and he will never be this impatient look at the moment.
Xue Nanshan slapped his sleeve with his left hand, supported the case with his right hand, didn't look at Yu Shan Wu, and said softly, "When will it be the turn of an outsider in my Qingshui Sect to make irresponsible remarks?"
After a sentence, it was suddenly as cold as three winters.
Yushan Wu and Ram Yu frowned, and Ram Yu murmured: "This is the return to the truth?"
[To be continued.] 】