Chapter 130 Personnel Transfers, Company Confidential
During the casual conversation, the various dishes were almost finished.
As the doctor grabbed the chopsticks, the two women and the two little chubby dun were eaten at the same time, as if they had received a signal, and grabbed the fork in front of them.
Do it... Move your mouth!
As an old antique, under the auspices of Zhang Qian, the old Zhang family has always adhered to the ancient custom of not saying anything when eating and sleeping.
The same is true at this time.
Once the meal was opened, the 'whole family' ate silently in a silent atmosphere, and for a while, in the huge empty hall, there was only a sound of chewing, and no one spoke.
This situation made several ghosts feel like a vulgar and reckless man who had broken into a noble banquet, and they looked out of place.
Although the expressions of this family are relaxed, this atmosphere still makes the guests feel abrupt, and it is really difficult to adapt to such an 'aristocratic' banquet at first.
"You're welcome, try it out of your liking. ”
Zhang Qian looked at the four guests who were a little at a loss, politely spoke, and talked about the friendship of the landlord.
The four gentlemen, who were guests and subordinates, received it, and from this they were so good that they raised their knives and raised their chopsticks, and they also ate.
However, it was the first time they had eaten with so many non-humans, and despite the fact that they had been telling themselves to be calm, and even though two of them were also non-humans themselves, they were attracted by the evil appearance of some of the Doctor's family members.
The two ladies sitting directly opposite each other were smiling and bowing their heads to deal with the food on the plate, which was normal and nothing worth paying attention to;
What was abnormal was the chimpanzee named Teddy Robin, and two children.
Teddy, who has lost half of his animal nature, used a knife and fork to fork fish meat at the beginning, and from time to time he also dipped some soy sauce mustard to eat, and the man looked like a dog, which was very impressive.
But after a few strokes, probably because it felt that it was not enjoyable, it simply threw off the knife and fork, raised its hand to fish like the Indians, and did not eat the sauce anymore, and ate the white meat directly, so cool that it pursed its lips and whined, and even patted its chest to express its excitement...... He was glared at by the doctor, and finally stopped.
On the other side, the two little chubby piers are even more windy.
These two babies sit precariously on the surface, chewing and swallowing slowly, and seem to maintain aristocratic etiquette, but in fact, the thieves who eat often have a small mouth, and a large piece of raw fish meat is swallowed in.
What is incomprehensible is that the two chubby siblings seem to have their own high-temperature melting furnace, and the food sizzles when it enters the mouth, and there is a slight crackling sound, and in an instant, the seven orifices smoke...... The nostrils, mouth, and ears each have five plumes of smoke spraying outward, which is spectacular.
Uh, what's that operation?
Outsiders couldn't understand it at first.
It wasn't until I faintly smelled the smell of burnt barbecue and some kind of sweet ozone on the tip of my nose that I realized.
Such a peculiar scene was naturally surprising, and the four men absentmindedly slowed down their meal.
Under their witness, I saw that the little short hands of the two little guys kept going, and the 30-centimeter-long and huge spoon was played by them, often the previous piece of fish meat was just stuffed into the mouth for a few seconds, and then continued to stuff the next piece, and the cycle repeatedly.
Such a smooth and non-stop way of eating, on the surface, it seems to be slow, and it seems to be full of rhythmic beauty, but in fact, the speed is faster than Zhu Bajie eating ginseng fruit, and he ate a large plate without paying attention.
The four guests were dumbfounded, and it was difficult to continue watching.
"Quite appetizing, right?"
Zhang Qian swallowed the raw meat slices in his mouth, grabbed a napkin and wiped his mouth, and asked with a smile.
Mr. Will, the technical director, nodded and smiled, "Well, that's good. ”
"This is the most delicious slice of raw meat I've ever tasted. ”
Deputy Director Niles also had a bunch of folds on his face, and he praised it again and again.
Oh, these two are obviously not suitable for eating raw meat, and their expressions at this time fall into the eyes of others, slightly exaggerated.
Others are okay, at least they won't show their opinions, but the little fat girl rolled her eyes directly and 'sighed'...... Secretly said a sycophant.
This kid ...... If you have something to say, just say it, do you see how thick those two are and how they need to take care of their feelings?
Dr. Zhang is not very satisfied with Zhang Ting's child, this child is not very honest.
Indeed, you see Will and Niles, as straight as the breeze, directly regarded the sneer as a compliment.
Hehe, in front of the boss, where do you need any discipline?
Unlike those two technocrats, Bruce and Smith probably can't do such a disobedient compliment when they first arrive, right?
Wrong.
Professor Smith frowned slightly, "To be honest, I'm not used to Japanese food, well, in fact, I don't really appreciate the Japanese nation. ”
This person behaved like a straight man, outspoken, as if he had an open mind.
Oh, the old man already knew that Dr. Zhang was Chinese, and he was gambling, betting that his boss was a normal Chinese.
In his mind, is there any normal Chinese who doesn't hate the Japanese?
Smith felt like he had made the right bet.
He seemed to see the boss's eyes lit up, full of 'appreciation' for himself, and couldn't help but secretly squeeze his fist: Well done, Smith!
Can a certain doctor who pretends to be tender not be able to see that he is a little ninety-nine?
Zhang Qian's eyes lit up, and he did praise silently: Yes, yes, this person has excellent skills, no lack of inspiration, and can shoot the sycophants so fresh and refined, leaving no traces, he is a high EQ talent, and some dirty work in the future can be left to him to do with confidence......
On the other hand, Bruce Banner has a high IQ, but his EQ is just ordinary, and he doesn't pay attention to the wits and courage of his colleagues at the dinner table, so it can be said that he is a real honest person.
And it was indeed the first time he had eaten Japanese-style sashimi.
Mr. Banner, who has always been accustomed to eating bloody three-ripe steaks, is still not very accustomed to this way of eating raw, and before carefully picking up a piece of raw fish, in order to reduce a bit of nausea, directly rolled a few times in the sauce, the consequence is that except for a mouthful of mustard, nothing else can be tasted.
At this time, when asked by the big boss, Bruce said honestly: "I can't taste the taste, but I feel okay, and now my whole body is warm and numb...... Uh,,I~Poisoned,,,!"
Halfway through the words, this guy suddenly choked his neck, his movements were stiff, and his face was flushed, wrong, was it red, it was forgiveness.
A touch of green floats all over the body, and then slowly grows larger and thicker.
As if a chain reaction, as Bruce fainted, the other three guests also had allergic reactions of varying degrees.
The two old men, Will and Niles, could not see the change on the surface, but they suddenly became stupid, and their heartbeats slowed down many times.
Smith is amazing, the whole head has swelled, the blue head that is already a lot bigger than others, as if to break through the limit, soon became like a basin, the whole body is much more exaggerated than the big-headed alien in the comics, and it seems to be endless, and it continues to grow.
"Boss, the joke has passed. Jessica felt her heart pound and was a little worried.
Although she didn't understand the abnormal behavior of the two gentlemen, the green and the blue, she was sure that it was tetrodotoxin.
As Dr. Zhang's personal secretary, Jessica has long known that the so-called puffer fish sashimi is actually puffer fish meat that has not been detoxified at all, and even puffer fish liver, which can be described as extremely poisonous.
These things have always been exclusive to the boss and Kara, and others don't have the ability to eat them.
There is a life to eat, but there is no life to enjoy.
So, she ordered meal B, which is normal for human consumption.
None of the guests present were stupid, and of course they knew that they had definitely been infected with tetrodotoxin.
This thing is damn!
But would they be worried?
Of course not.
These four biology experts all know that tetrodotoxin poisoning, in fact, there are many ways to give first aid, the simplest is to induce vomiting, gastric lavage, and then inject some targeted drugs, as long as the rescue is timely, it should not be lifelong.
Since they all know this knowledge at their level, can Dr. Zhang not know?
So, no one is in a hurry.
Sure enough, without anyone's orders at all, several barrel-shaped robots that had been acting as waiters opened the chest storage compartment one after another, and injected each of the two technical directors with a dose of cardiostimulant and a dose of cysteine for each of the four people.
Cysteine is a special drug against tetrodotoxin, and the effect is immediate, and it doesn't take more than ten minutes to restore their mobility.
Of course, in fact, Bruce and Smith, who have gamma transformation ability, don't need to detoxify, but in that case, they will really transform, and Zhang Qian doesn't want to trouble himself to wipe their butts, so he has already hinted at the intelligent housekeeper.
In this way, the housekeeper Fubo, who had been prepared for a long time, directly solved all the problems.
When everyone was happy or indifferent, only Zhang Xiaolei was disappointed, he had planned to play with Hulk before, he was so disappointed.
When Bruce came back to his senses, he exclaimed, "I didn't transform?
Oh my God! I was infected with tetrodotoxin, and I had a toxic attack, but I didn't take the initiative to transform!
The ideal state that I have been working so hard for so many years to dream of, has been achieved so easily?
Could it be ...... The doctor is also proficient in Feng Shui, and his family has good Feng Shui?
Well, anyway, it's good news, I'll tell Betty about it tomorrow......
Thinking about it, Bruce became even more determined to follow Dr. Zhang.
He thought of the pain of the past, and his mood was inexplicably sad, and then he looked forward to the future, imagining that he would soon have a lover who would eventually become a family, and when he thought of the depths, he burst into tears.
"Ahem......"
Zhang Qian cleared his throat, since Bruce didn't ask, he didn't intend to explain the principle here, and ordered, "Ah Fu, a few gentlemen are drunk, send them back, so that they can settle down." ”
"Yes, sir. ”
The intelligent housekeeper received it, and quickly manipulated the robot to send several guests back.
Uh, can puffer fish poisoning be called drunk?
It's not a slip of the tongue, it can be said that it is.
You see that Miss Carla next to Zhang Qian is drunk, she has eaten too much poisonous puffer fish meat, she is not lightly drunk, she falls on her boyfriend softly, and the whole person is smirking.
With this kind of appearance, no one will believe her if she is not drunk.
Zhang Qian hugged the superwoman bear up, and blatantly touched two handfuls of the No. 2 secretary's stockings, causing the lady to hammer his chest again and again, and then announced the dismissal.
At night, the drunken Superwoman has no time to fight with the Doctor, and the headquarters building is calm.
Well, it was the first time that Teddy Robin was drunk and messed around in a lab cage all night.
......
The next day, the sun rises three poles.
After breakfast, Zhang Qian invited a few more people from last night to officially announce the appointment of Bruce and Smith as the administrative directors of the C-series team and the D-series team, raising Niles' level by half and changing from a deputy position to a full-time position.
In the future, these four people are in a parallel relationship, each responsible for 3-5 experimental project teams, and they don't need to explain to anyone, just be responsible for the big boss.
Will and Niles are still nominally A-level clearances, but the right to know has skyrocketed by a level, and Zhang Qian has opened up the right to use Virus Zero to the laboratory director.
Open nanoscale micromanipulation tools?
After learning the news, the four experts were inexplicably excited.
Since learning last night that the company has this kind of 'magic weapon', if it weren't for the last poisoning incident, these four would definitely be excited and insomnia.
Because they all know that for scientific research workers, this kind of tool is actually the best gift from God! It is a great blessing!
Even if this thing is not as smart as in the science fiction movie, even if the performance is more than half of what you imagined, having it is also the beginning of a happy life!
They wouldn't be as stupid as movie screenwriters, with something as explosive as nano-level intelligent tools, and if they want to destroy the world, they actually use it to combine it into a robot?
What is this behavior?
This is to take "Mona Lisa's Smile" to wipe your butt and use the smart AI hard drive to smash walnuts!
It's speechless.
In a few minutes, these people can think of a hundred 'earth disinfectants' that are more effective and 10,000 times more effective.
In short, the four directors are gearing up, and they all want to do a big job and show the doctor their results in a short period of time.
Zhang Qian nodded, feeling that his morale was commendable, and by the way, he also advanced his other plan last night a lot, and now appointed Jessica as the CEO of T Company, and officially became the shopkeeper himself.
"Now that you've got your permission, please come with me and show you some dry stuff. ”
Under the leadership of Zhang Qian, everyone went to the exclusive laboratory on the basement floor.
In fact, all four directors have been to this place, and they didn't think there was any mystery before, but now they are waiting with bated breath with a pilgrimage mood.
The doctor didn't disappoint them, snapping his fingers, and a passage quickly opened up to the otherwise smooth glass surface at the end of the lab.
It turns out that the so-called exclusive laboratory before is actually just at the door?
Along this passage full of 'fluorescent tubes', after entering the real boss's exclusive laboratory, I didn't see anything else, but first found a pockmarked face playing table tennis with a robot.
Who is this guy? so high-level, why haven't I heard of him before?
The two former directors were very puzzled, because they had been in the company for so long, that is, they had even seen Dr. Zhang's two 'children', but they only thought it was a new type of projection technology before, and they didn't care about it, but now there is a guy who can enter the real secret place, and he can play table tennis casually?
The alarm bell in Will's heart was loud, and Niles directly marked the other party as his number one enemy.
They could see the pockmarked face, and of course the other party could see the crowd here.
The man put down his racket and walked over, looking curious, "I'm Winston the Replicant, and it's a pleasure to meet you." ”
Uh, it turned out not to be an enemy......
The two former supervisors looked at each other.
The new directors Bruce and Smith are not much better, and secretly complain: The replicant actually knows that he is a replicant? Boss, your confidentiality regulations don't seem right...... It's illegal to clone people!
Of course, the boss is the biggest, he can do whatever he wants, and no one present is interested in taking care of the boss's affairs.
"Tell me about it. ”
Zhang Qian pointed to Winston and introduced: "This is a copy of a certain ...... 'alien', out of some coincidence, his original gene blueprint is exactly the same as that of earthlings, but it has mutated due to the treatment of cancer, and finally caused him to obtain some kind of cancer cell-like genome map infinite replication ability, and the self-healing ability is very powerful and fast." Unfortunately, he also inherited a side effect, in the process of continuous cell destruction and regeneration, many neoplastic lesions were formed, fortunately, it did not affect physiological functions, but it was also disfigured. ”
"Doctor, the slicing tissue you taught us earlier didn't come from this ...... Mr. Winston, huh?"
Naars asked suddenly.
"Not bad. Zhang Qian admitted very simply, and then accused a spherical FRP next to him and introduced: "This is a cloning machine developed by me, which belongs to the third generation of mature products." Using larval hormones to keep the embryonic body in the juvenile stage of rapid growth, it only takes three months to clone a mature human body, which can also be opened to you in the future. ”
Belch...... Boss, you're going against the sky.