Chapter 61: The respective timelines
"Yo-hu, guess who I saw? Kara, long time no see. ”
A light male voice sounded outside the crack in the door, and Zhang Qian, who was eating, frowned when he heard this.
Kara got up even more suddenly, took two steps forward to protect Zhang Qian behind her, and asked nervously, "Who?
A figure turned in from outside the low courtyard wall, and because of the problem of landing, he tripped over a stone and suddenly fell into a dog eating.
The man didn't get up anymore, just lay down on the ground, held his chin and said, "Oh, it really broke my heart, dear Kara, have you forgotten me?"
Carla felt inexplicable, "Who are you?"
The man spoke in a familiar tone...... Really, do I know you?
Zhang Qian's eyes flashed, he put down the fat pork in his hand, and watched the man's performance with interest, and he didn't speak.
"I'm really sad. ”
Seeing that Carla pretended not to know herself, she made Wade smash her head to the ground, jumping on all fours a few times before finally jumping up.
He walked up to Kara, clasped his arm with one hand, and nodded his chin with the other for a long time, and then seemed to have figured out something, and said with some uncertainty, "Don't tell me...... You're not a superwoman yet?"
"Superwoman?"
This is the second time I have heard this term today.
Carla's curiosity was finally piqued, her eyes wandered between the two men, and finally asked Wade, "Tell me, what is Supergirl?
"Oh, I knew it was so!"
Wade clapped his palms together suddenly, and suddenly changed his stranger tone, "Hello, I'm Victor Wilson, although this is the first time we have met, but we will definitely be good friends in the future." ”
"Huh, what kind of logic is this?...... Hello, this is Kara, Carla Denver ......."
"I know, Kara Zo El. ”
Wade interrupted the other party's self-introduction, "I also know that you are Superman Clark's cousin, don't ask me why I know, Wade knows everything." ”
Looking at this person's stinky fart, Zhang Qian suddenly interjected, "I know you, Mr. www, are strange beings who can break the fourth wall, how did you get here?"
This was inexplicable to Kara, but Wade's eyes widened, his face was surprised, and he pointed to his nose and said, "You know me?"
"Shouldn't I know about you?" Zhang Qian asked rhetorically.
"Are you supposed to know about me?" Wade asked rhetorically.
"Where are you from? Deadpool, X-Men, Wolverine One?"
"You even know that, and where do you come from? The real world? Or the 'real' world?"
...... What a bullshit line this is!
The inexplicable conversation between the two men made Miss Carla cross her hands on her hips, look up at the sky, roll her eyes wildly, and say to herself, is it so illogical for boys to talk now?
Miss Carla didn't understand, this was normal, although she was an alien, but after all, the information was not equal, so she couldn't understand the words of the two at all.
Wade and Zhang Qian are different, they know each other well.
Zhang Qian meant to ask just now, which movie world did you cross from?
Wade heard that although this was a question sentence, it was undoubtedly the person in front of him who revealed his identity and understood it in seconds, but he avoided answering, and asked the other party whether he had crossed over from the real world or from the 'pseudo-real' world.
Later, Zhang Qian was a little confused and asked, "Reality and 'reality'? Isn't there only one reality?"
These words made Wade shrink his neck, look his eyes up and down, left and right, and whispered, "Who said there is only one reality? I just went to the Marvel editorial office not long ago, killed all the editors, and then ......"
"And then what?" Zhang Qian asked cooperatively.
Wade lowered his voice again and said mysteriously: "Then I'll send it, it's a fake 'reality' ......"
"Oh......"
Zhang Qian nodded, "I understand, you were put on the screen by the screenwriter and created a special issue for you." ”
There's a being that can break the fourth wall!
Mr. Wade Winston Wilson clapped his hands and snapped! "You're right! The real editor is standing in another dimension and laughing at me! When you say that, I know where you're from, and rest assured, I won't reveal your secret." ”
looked at each other and smiled, as if to say, 'You have a handle on my hand'.
Zhang Qian grinned: "Hehe, I'm so scared." ”
At this time, they didn't mean to solve Miss Carla's confusion at all, because they already knew that this chick should be very early in the timeline, and it was not clear when it was exact, but at least she hadn't officially debuted as a superwoman.
In this case, this girl's ability to accept it should be very poor, and it is very troublesome to explain, so I simply won't talk about it.
After thinking about it, Zhang Qian asked again, "How did you find here?"
Of course, Wade wouldn't say that his blind cat ran into a dead mouse, and he happened to pass by here, and ran the train with his mouth full of words: "Wade knows everything." ”
In fact, this guy happened to be passing by, and heard someone in the room say English, and then he was curious, and he leaned on the crack of the door to take a look......
Zhang Qian believed in his evil spirits, not only did he not believe it, but he sneered: "You have always been known for being cheap and immortal, and you can turn defeat into victory in the end, but I think you can't get mixed up this time." ”
Isn't it, the clothes on the goods were all stripped from the beggars.
Wade immediately froze, feeling concerned, "Don't mention it, as soon as I came over, I ran into two neurotic disabled children in mid-air, and for no reason they used the 'energy weapon' below to to the ground, but I couldn't beat them......"
"And then?"
"Later, I used my time-lapse watch to travel to 10 minutes ago and got into a fight with them. ”
"And then?"
And then ...... , still can't beat them, and they still can't beat them after 'savior' ten times...... , the last time they shattered the space-time watch with an energy weapon......"
Wade's words made Zhang Qian puzzled, which two 'disabled children' were so cruel?
Asked without understanding, he asked again, "Who are they?" well, that's not the point. The point is, your immortal body, why doesn't your last counter-kill skill work now?"
Mr. Wade tilted his head and thought about it, and finally, not very sure: "Because...... I'm not the main character?"
Ahem, Zhang Qian understood, understood everything, but he didn't say it, just let this little guess for himself.
At this time, Miss Kara's patience finally reached the limit, and she crossed her waist and made a roar of the Hedong lion: "You two are enough!
Well, it's really not right.
Zhang Qian stretched out his hand and said formally: "Zhang Qian, from Huaxia, knows a few tricks, a scientist, a theorist, an author of online novels, and has a certain research on humanoid brain artificial intelligence and microbiology, so it's a pleasure to meet you, Kara." ”
"Wade Winston Wilson, from Deadpool II: The End of Easter Egg One, can break the fourth wall and can travel through time and space,...... If I find my watch and fix it. ”
"That's right. Miss Carla also stretched out her hand, smiling: "I'm from Krypton, and I'm still studying in International City, so it's a pleasure to meet you." ”
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