The depths of the sky rumbled violently, dark and distant.

In the boundless abyss turbulence, two vague figures up to hundreds of millions of miles were facing each other. From them came a long, vast, eternal majestic aura. One of the figures was half-subdued, breathing heavily like cirrus clouds spitting mist, pushing the endless turbulence like a river of knives hundreds of millions of miles away, much weaker than the other majestic figure.

The peerless battle that has lasted for 3,200 years has finally been decided at this moment.

"Heaven of Seven Loves, repent before the end!" A voice was distant and flat, containing the vast will of the entire sky.

"Haha~~"

Another roar of laughter was tired, but he did not show the slightest weakness, "The sky has no way, and the gods have feelings! Even if you control the thirty-three heavens, how can you bow down to all beings as ants, and what if you are glorious for billions of years? You are just rules, you are just a poor worm who is ruthless and desireless and only has the divine power of the Heavenly Dao, you don't understand, you don't understand anything...... Ha ha...... Hahahaha......"

"Boom~~Boom~~~"

The tremor of the sky intensified, and the surging and endless power of immense power was born from the towering figure, spanning an unknown number of billions of miles to cover the half-volcanic figure...... Void, mad annihilation, turbulence, endless tumbling.

The half-crouched figure roared faintly, then faded into nothingness, and finally disappeared into the depths of the firmament.

Another majestic figure is still vast and ethereal. Then slowly hazy and vanished.

The sky returned to its original state, and only the endless turbulent sand and rustle were whirling.

Long......

"Whew~snort-"

A thin black mist that seemed to be invisible drilled out of the turbulence, circled in a line for a few times, suddenly pierced through the void, and flew out silently.

All is at peace......

xxxxx

Three hundred years later.

Yama Temple.

At the end of a passage, there is a large mirror with a diameter of 100 miles, the mirror surface ripples like a lake, constantly exuding milky white water lines, which is the six holy mirrors of the reincarnation division.

Standing at the mouth of the mirror is the black and white impermanence of the evil teeth, reading the roster in the palm of his hand, and teleporting the ghosts on the passage.

The other passage was filled with oil pots, fire knives, cannon burners, and countless other tortures. Among them, the boiling oil pot is the most eye-catching, and every once in a while, there is a troublesome ghost that is still in by the bull's head, and there is a fried and screaming sound of "Zi ~ Zi ~ Goo ~ ~ Ah, ah, ......", and then a smoke directly comes out and dissipates, completely extinguished.

In the middle of the junction of the two passages, there is a case of the king of Hades, and behind the case is the head of the ten halls of Yama, King Qin You.

King Qin You's costume is similar to that on the New Year's paper painting, with thick eyebrows and angry eyes, a dark face, quite majestic and intimidating, and the two long ears on his hat trembled and trembled. On both sides, there are two judges, one tall and one short, holding the book of life and death, and at the front of the case are bull heads and horse faces, and there are seven or eight deacons and ghosts standing on both sides.

It's just that the atmosphere in this hall is not so normal.

Keng~

Bang!

Splatter~~

Including King Qin You, they trembled when they heard this voice. The roster in the judge's hand trembled once...... Once it collided, the hearts of all the ghosts on duty trembled......

"Damn, you *** pit daddy Hades! What bastard did you arrange for Lao Tzu?"

"Are you eating too little brain platinum burned in the sun? It's not enough to send a message to Lao Tzu, and Lao Tzu will ask you to burn hundreds of cars to make up for it!"

"Ninety-nine!"

"It's been ninety-nine times! Others have risen ninety-nine, Lao Tzu has returned to heaven, two thousand years ago, you said that Lao Tzu won the super prize, which one is the best prize in the slot?"

“......”

A young man who was only fifteen or sixteen years old stepped on the case of the King of Hades, pointed at the nose of King Qin You, scolded angrily, rolled up a book of life and death and smashed it indiscriminately as a hammer......

What inkstones, ink, pen holders, and soul rosters are on the case...... All of them were smashed and scattered, and the hall was a mess, and the originally terrifying underworld was stirred up by this guy as if a bandit had entered the village!

But even so, all the ghosts dare not make a noise...... The ruthless ghost bull head and horse noodles who were in charge of cooking oil pots before were all low-eyed and well-behaved like children at this time.

The black-clothed young man's name is Zi Yanfan, and he is a new ghost who reported for duty ten minutes ago.

He has a delicate face, a slightly thin figure, and a pair of big eyes that reveal a touch of clarity. How to look at kindness, how to look at innocence, it is really like stepping on the top of your head and not getting angry. But as soon as such a little guy came, he made a big fuss in the Hades Palace, pinching the book of life and death and scolding him...... It's like the super injustice that has been held for more than ten years has finally erupted......

In fact, it is, decades, centuries?

Zi Yanfan scolded for a long time, the long-eared official hat shook twice in the corner of the case, and King Qin You smiled bitterly and drilled out his head, "Little brother Ziyan, stop your anger, stop your anger." It's just some accidents, let's have something to say. ”

"It's easy to say!" the young man suddenly glared at his eyes, "*** How can you say it? What about the good magic superpower? Where did you say that you were reborn as the king? That's it, these don't count, what is it that you let Lao Tzu cross over to a woman? What is it that you let Lao Tzu cross over to a pig...... Fortunately, Lao Tzu was decisive at that time, and when he saw the pigsty, he rushed out of the tunnel...... You guys...... Do you have a bit of professionalism...... Have you read a primary school textbook......

"Then, that woman's incident is random, you can't blame the little ghost. ”

The short judge has the courage to share the worries of the king of Hades, "strong man...... You know, there are many people who want to be women and can't ask for it, and the number of times arranged for you is not bad......"

"Hehe, isn't it bad?" Zi Yanfan sneered: "That's right, Lao Tzu once traveled back to the previous earth and became a woman whose waist was thicker than her height, and the robbers in the car were even scared of the car, isn't this bad?"

"Another time is good, reborn in the Western Chu Kingdom, wow, Yu Ji! became the first beauty in the world, even a man wants to soak it! But Lao Tzu just opened his eyes, and before he combed his hair, he listened to some kind of messy tune outside, and then a man who was five big and three thick said to me, 'Say goodbye to my beloved wife today, I will be arrogant, and I will eventually destroy the disaster', and then 'click'! He pulled out his sword and wiped his neck...... At that time, did Lao Tzu have any other choice but martyrdom?"

"In addition to these two disgusting dead people, what kind of part-time workers do you **** give Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu's academic performance is still average, he graduated from junior high school and found a real estate boss to work, and there were no less than 2,000 sales calls...... He jumped from the 600 floors of Dixia City and collapsed...... owed Lao Tzu half a year's hard-earned money, so it was wasted...... Lao Tzu couldn't stand the blow when he was young, so he jumped in a daze......"

"You explain what kind of crossing was arranged for Lao Tzu?" Zi Yanfan couldn't help but sneer.

"Uh...... That uncle, you, didn't you ever be the head of the imperial doctor of a certain dynasty? Another point-tipped imp soothed.

"Hehe, the head of the imperial doctor......" Zi Yanfan smiled slightly, and said: "Yes, I like this profession quite much, helping the world to save people and purifying the world, from the village children in the countryside to the peak of the dynasty step by step, it can be regarded as a beautiful difference." But what happened to Lao Tzu as soon as he became the imperial doctor, dear Lao Qin, do you remember?"

As soon as King Qin You's head was black, he opened his mouth to say something, but he had no choice but to stop.

"I know you're embarrassed to say. Hmph, Lao Tzu's medical skills were superb at that time, and he was famous all over the world, who didn't know Lao Tzu's name -- the divine doctor Sai Bian Que! Reincarnate to win Hua Tuo! You can know what disease you have just by looking at it! Well, Xigong Niangniang was sick, and Lao Tzu was kind enough to see it, but what happened? The poisonous queen was jealous of her little wife, and arranged for medicine in the middle...... Then the emperor was furious and pushed Lao Tzu out of the noon gate and slaughtered him...... Hehe, is there a second one who crosses over into a substitute for the dead?"

"Another ten years of hard study, falling off the list and jumping into the river in grief and anger, Gulong ......"

"The general of the Imperial Forest, who annoyed the emperor with drunkenness, pushed out the noon gate... Click!"

"Pig killer, every day the white knife goes in and the red knife comes out, do you know! One day I met the bastard who was fighting in front of the two butcher shops, Lao Tzu just went to persuade the fight, and the two bastards came up with a boning knife ****, and one person stabbed it...... Poof-"