Hello everyone, let me introduce myself, my name is Wang Erdan, and I am a student who has just entered the second year of high school.

I would like to emphasize that the word "single" is pronounced shàn, and I don't know why many people mispronounce this word.

If you ask me why I don't write properly?

Brother dei, then you may have misunderstood, some of the things I am going to talk about next may be very bloody and strange, and no one will believe me when I say it, so I can only convey it to you in the form of this dog blood.

I will tell you from my personal experience that this horse is real, and I don't care if you believe it or not, but I believe it anyway!

This is not an old calendar, because it just happened to me not long ago!

I remember, it was just a second year of high school and I was a little depressed because I left my old classmates, but I was the kind of buddy I knew very well, and suddenly changed to a strange face, that feeling of being scared, and I probably knew everything I knew about being a student!

But I didn't expect a big surprise to me as soon as school started, my table mate turned out to be a beautiful woman with long legs, with clear eyebrows and legs from the neck down, she was simply a goddess!

I was originally a little lost, but I instantly sorted out my emotions and figured out the basic information of the goddess.

The goddess's name is Li Ke, as her name suggests, sweet as honey, I am quite pleasing to the eye, and I secretly gave a 100 point to the brother who arranged the seat in my heart.

With the idea of getting the moon near the water, I'm ready to plan and pursue her, in case I can win her, it will be too special girl's cool, and my future high school life may be completely farther and farther away from the ordinary road!

Ahem......

Although early love or something is a sensitive topic, everyone who has been a student knows that there are no pairs of wild mandarin ducks in any class, and revolutionary work also depends on the underground party, isn't it!

But not long after I sat down, I found that this sister paper is a little difficult to get along with, and even a little bit of a feeling that no one should enter, she glanced at me, and I made three chapters of the law, first delineated a 38 line, unilaterally asked me not to cross the line, and said that I have nothing to do Don't stare at her, don't disturb her in class.

Cut, doesn't it just look like two or three points? What the hell? Please let me see that I don't look at it yet!

Immature!

You also played the trick of the 38th line with me, which was all left over from the elementary school days, and you said that you would not let the line pass, our volunteer comrades didn't kill back and forth several times online, and they just beat Lao Meizi into a bear.

It's right not to disturb others during class, so I didn't refuse, as for the 38th line, forget it, just be generous.

But what happened next in class made me a little unbearable, she shook her long hair, covered her ears, took out headphones to listen to songs, and secretly took out her mobile phone.

Probably to drown out the sound of the teacher's lecture, she turned up the volume of her headphones very loudly, but it sounded to me like a mosquito buzzing around my head, so noisy that I couldn't sleep even if I wanted to take a nap!

Damn, didn't you say you should study hard?

I decided to ignore her, just as she didn't exist, but she was getting more and more excessive, sometimes asking me to buy her things, throw out the garbage, I asked her to turn down the volume of the headphones more than once, but she still turned on the music loudly during class, our position was in the back row, the teacher couldn't hear it, but a few classmates around him had already complained.

Damn, I'm afraid this girl is not in the terminal stage of the princess's illness, right? Cheng Angel calls this and that, and doesn't look at the life of the princess, so she commits this noble illness.

After putting up with her for more than a week, I finally broke out when I couldn't stand it, and I decided that I must give this girl a little color to see.

Of course, a head-on conflict is inappropriate, otherwise people will say that I am bullying girls, so I thought of a shady trick and reported it anonymously.

I specially wrote a report letter with my left hand crookedly, using my years of writing, and using sharp words, accusing this girl of all kinds of crimes.

Then, after thinking about it twice and making sure that no one could recognize that I wrote it, I sneaked into the teacher's office after class and threw it on the math teacher's desk.

The math teacher's name is Zhang Philosophy, but he looks sorry for the word philosophy at all, with a pair of thick-soled myopic glasses on his face, and he is still as thin as a monkey, and he is a little bald.

I like to wear his white shirt that has been yellowed many times after being rubbed many times, and even more importantly, the lower body is paired with trousers, but the shoes are a pair of earthy brown beach sandals, what the hell is this clothing taste......

Why Choose a Math Teacher?

The reason is very simple, one is because this Comrade Zhang Philosophy is a thorough conservative, and his temper is still very big, and he can't tolerate the slightest lack of seriousness on the part of his students, and no matter whether he is a male or female student, he will not save face, as long as it falls into his hands, there is no good fruit to eat, and I have heard of him before he is assigned to a class, and the name of "spicy hands destroying flowers" is not called in vain.

The second is that the next class will be Comrade Zhang Philosophy's class, and the results will be quick! I bet that if Zhang Philosophy doesn't fix her, I'll write my name upside down. I will soon be able to get out of the misery and save the lives of thousands of my classmates around me.

Damn, is there anyone else in the world who can have such a kind classmate as me?

After doing everything, I calmly returned to my place and sat down!

I began to look forward to the class bell ringing quickly, I have been reading for more than ten years, and this is the first time that a big girl has been on a sedan chair.

I glanced indifferently at Li Ke next to me, this girl even glared at me angrily, and then I chuckled in my heart, and a thought came to me, "Was discovered?"

It's impossible, I've always been secretive, and this girl can't find out.

"Look at what, big pig's trotters, you've crossed the line!"

Li Ke glared at me and suddenly shouted, causing the surrounding classmates to look sideways, I was stunned for a moment, looked down, it turned out that she said that my elbow had crossed the 38th line, and a little chalk ash had stuck to my sleeve.

"Oh, I thought I was discovered!"

I smirked, quickly withdrew my arm, and involuntarily sighed.

"What did you say?"

Li Ke turned his head and stared at me coldly.

"It's okay, it's nothing!"

Realizing that I almost missed my mouth, I hurriedly shook my head and leaned on the table to stop looking at her, Li Ke glanced at me disdainfully, shook her hair, and took out her headphones and stuffed them into her ear piercings.

You can be arrogant, and you will cry soon!

With this in mind, I slowly narrowed my eyes, and even felt that the buzzing of "mosquitoes" hovering in my ears became very beautiful.

Soon, the bell rang for class, and I got up from my position, straightened my waist, and waited for Comrade Zhang Zhezhi to come to fight the underworld and eliminate evil.

Sure enough, following the bell, Zhang Zhi strode into the classroom, with two textbooks under his arm, holding a note in his hand that made me look familiar, and his face seemed to have a burst of anger.