Volume 6 Each Race Holds a Total of 42 Elf Xiao Zhengtai 01
Ling Meimei and Sankike stayed for a while, and together with Xu Zheng, the three of them studied the new steam turbine engine for a while, ate the elven breadfruit cooked by Jenny, and then teased Balil enough, and then Lingmeimei and Sankike left happily.
Poor Balil was so ruined that his whole body was weak, and he looked at Xu Zheng sadly. Later, he found that this trick didn't work for Xu Zheng today, so he ran away sadly, probably to find Mark to cry. It doesn't work to find Lulu, this guy is very small-minded, and he often eats Balier's flying vinegar, and it is estimated that he will be happier because Balil is deflated, and only the loyal and reliable Dharma Envoy will listen to his complaints attentively.
I slept that night without incident.
The next morning, when he woke up and was about to go to the paper mill to inquire about the production of Reimer paper, Nodin walked in with a small child in his hand.
"Look, I've caught something. Nordin laughed and threw the child to the ground.
The child let out a small cry of pain, got up from the ground, and glared at Nordin in annoyance.
Notting grinned and said, "I was urinating on the edge of the woods when I got up in the morning, and I heard movement in the bushes, and I thought it was a beast, and I was going to catch it for dinner, and then I found out that this guy was peeing at me there." ”
Peeking at him to pee...... Embarrassment.
Xu Zheng and the child suddenly turned blue.
"Phew!" the boy scolded, "what's there to see? Who is looking at you? See, I am a boy! I am looking for my way to the manor!"
Xu Zheng slapped the table and shouted: "Nordin, what did I say last time?" The first and second rules of the Zhuang rules, recite them to me!"
Nordin was stunned and smiled awkwardly: "The first rule of the village is that you are not allowed to defecate anywhere." Second, wash your hands before eating and rinse your mouth after eating; check the enemy's situation before using the toilet and pay attention to concealment. Wipe your ass with paper after using the toilet......"
Xu Zheng bared his teeth and smiled: "You did it all?"
Nordin said, "What's the rush in the morning...... And also get used to it...... Of course, where is convenient to go. Otherwise, how can it be called convenient? Everyone says that I go to make it convenient, but I have never heard anyone say that it is inconvenient for me to go. ”
Xu Zheng said: "Habits are used to change! A gold coin, remember it first, and then deduct it later. ”
Nordin laughed dryly: "It's really a deduction?
Xu Zheng wanted to pull his face, but this expression was really not suitable for him. I couldn't pull it up, so I smiled and said, "Get out! I'll definitely deduct you next time." ”
Nordin grinned and said, "This kid is left to you." I'll go over there and see if there's anything I can do to help. Then he ran away.
Xu Zheng laughed for a long time, and then returned his attention to the child.
The child was patting the dirt on his body, walked over to Xu Zheng, and said with envy: "He's afraid of you, it's so majestic!"
Xu Zheng burst out laughing. said: "He's not afraid of me, he respects me and gives me face as a friend." Knowing that I defend him, so do what I say. There is a crudeness in the habits of the orcs. I set the rules. It is also to help them establish good living habits. It is easy to spread diseases by pulling out everywhere, and the number of orcs dying from disease is quite high every year, so it is necessary to prevent the number of people from dying due to unnatural diseases. It is essential to practice good hygiene. ”
The child was even more envious and said, "I know, you care about him." It's good to have friends. ”
"Don't you have any friends?" Xu Zheng lowered his head to look at him, and suddenly found that after the child wiped the mud stains off his face, his whole little face was so handsome that he was jealous and resentful, and he was a pink and tender super little Zhengtai. And his pupils are a turquoise color, and he has long light green hair. A pair of long ears that are too long to ignore.
I have seen a lot of such looks recently, Xing Badai and her clansmen have all grown into this virtue, the exclusive standard family of the elf clan of the Aris Continent, and there is no semicolon for others.
Damn, this little imp is actually an elf.
Xu Zheng stared at him, stared at him for a long time, and asked, "Hey, elf ghost, where did you get out?"
"Ahh
Xu Zheng looked at him funny and said, "Don't cover it, the ears are so long, cover the small half and expose more than half outside." ”
The child put down his hand stupidly and said, "This ear is just annoying, why is it okay to be so long?" ”
Xu Zheng smiled: "I said the little ghost......
The little ghost slapped his clothes and glared back at Xu Zheng: "It's really rude, how can anyone call someone a little ghost? Don't call me a little ghost, I have a name!
Xu Zheng was slightly surprised and asked, "What does Xingbadai Night Song have to do with you?"
Asban's eyes rolled and he replied, "My sister." Do you know her?"
What about the deceitful ghost, Xingbadai only said that there is an older brother, when will another younger brother come out? Xu Zheng was immediately very interested, and he liked this eccentric elf child.
Look, who are they...... I like to ...... because of the lies. It can be seen that the master of the manor is not a serious person.
Too lazy to investigate the origin of this little ghost, Xu Zheng looked at him and asked, "I said Asban, how did you come here?" Xing Badai didn't dare to break the oath of the elves and cross the border to the land of the human race, you actually dared to sneak over? I am not afraid that she will find out and peel off your skin!"
Asban shrugged his shoulders and said nonchalantly: "Then don't let her know? Besides, don't think I don't know, she still sneaked across the line and gave you food." Hey, I'm going to sue her, and the Elf King still can't clean her up? Who picks whose skin doesn't know yet! Hmph, don't offend me if she has the ability. ”
Xu Zheng liked the elf ghost in front of him more and more, and said with a smile: "Ask you how you came here." ”
Asban said: "I saw the elven guards secretly transporting food, and at first I thought they were using it to support the Naga tribe on the edge of the forest, and I also planned to go with them to see how the fish people were doing. Who knew that halfway through the follow, I found that the direction was wrong, and it was actually given to the human race. The elves and the human race have been mortal enemies for hundreds of years, and Xing Badai, who is the princess of the elf race, actually sent food to the opponent? Could it be that Xing Badai is fornicating with the lover of the human race? On the contrary, on the contrary, every elf knows that the elf king has issued a death order, and it is strictly forbidden for the elves to marry with the human race. She's quite bold, and I'm curious, so of course I want to come and have a look. It's not hard to find you here, cross the border, follow the trail all the way to it, but the road is too far, and I walked for a full day. Then when I saw the orc urinating there, I knew I had found a place. ”
Adultery...... Xu Zheng is embarrassed, this stinky fart kid really has a mean mouth, not at all like the temper of other elves, it's really underwhelming.
He glared at Asban angrily and said, "That orc's name is Nordin." Who taught you the word fornication?"
Asban glanced at Xu Zheng: "Can't you pass without a teacher?"
Suddenly, his heart moved, and he thought of Asban's words, and asked, "Why did the Elven King forbid the marriage between the human race and the elven race?
Asban pointed to his face and said, "With our superb appearance, do you think a human race and an elf can walk together? ”
It's a lot of nonsense. The children of nature, the elves, actually mutated this alternative breed, magically...... And his mouth is quite vicious, compared to the poisonous mouth Luqi, Xu Zheng looked at his proud little face, and suddenly wanted to strangle him.
Xu Zheng showed a hideous face and smiled maliciously: "Stinky little ghost, believe it or not, I caught you and kept you as a pet?"
Asban glanced at Xu Zheng with squinted eyes and said provocatively: "You try it!"
The dead little ghost, who squints at people and has a high-minded expression, is really annoying. Xu Zheng raised his slap and aimed at his little buttocks.
Unexpectedly, the little ghost's mouth was deflated, and before the slap fell, he began to howl: "You hit me." I'm going to tell Starbader!"
It doesn't rain when it's dry, the howl is quite loud, but you can't see half a tear. Xu Zheng's palm was raised in the air, not knowing where to fall.
Orson came down from the upper floor, saw Asban, and exclaimed, "Hey, what a beautiful little elf boy! Where did you come from?" Hey, son, why are you beating him?"
Xu Zheng said with a smile: "I scared him." This little devil is full of nonsense, and he can't believe a word. ”
Ao Sen Zhengse said: "The elves don't lie. Not so much so for the children of the elves. ”
Asban hid behind Orson and grinned at Xu Zheng. When Orson looked back at him, the guy smiled innocently, as innocent as a newborn lamb, and called sweetly: "Uncle, your beard is so beautiful!"
"Yes, people say I have a very good beard! My name is Orson, you can call me Uncle Orson. Ao Sen was overjoyed, and said with a smile: "Have you had breakfast?" I'll get it for you." There is breadfruit of your people. ”
Asban touched his stomach pitifully, his whole little face shrunk together, revealing a special expression, and whispered, "No." I didn't have time to eat, I kept hurrying, and the road from the clan to here was so far that I couldn't finish walking. Then I met a very vicious big brother......"
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