Sometimes I really envy the traversers who take the low-end route in the story, cultivate to a similar level, bring three or five younger brothers to the world's flirtatious sisters to brush copies, and finally have a group of wives and concubines with complete merits. How can I work like me, in order to improve my cultivation, I am engaged in crowdfunding and scientific research, and in order not to be angry, I have to play psychology and invite immortals. The two wives are beautiful, but one is extreme and the other is jealous.

If you think about it on the bright side, that is, there are still many brothers, but there are many things for brothers, today this is infertile, tomorrow the family is unlucky, and the day after tomorrow pets mess with the relationship between men and women, why can't it be stopped.

This month, I am really tired and lose weight, although now I have cultivated in my body for 30 million years, and I will not feel tired easily, but the true qi thing makes up the body and not the brain, and I am tired of the heart. But fortunately, God rewards hard work, and I have put so much effort into it this month, I can't say it without a miracle.

As soon as I was almost finishing up on the work I had accumulated, all sorts of good news came in.

First of all, Zhang Dianxin issued an opinion on the handling of the rebellion of the sect Chun Bing'er, and there was no mention of her and the unpopular in the opinion, but only deducted her from the charge of absconding, and according to the rules of the Huilong Sect, she was exempted from the position of head of the Spring Palace. Later, he promulgated the decree that I should be put in charge of the temple in my place.

In fact, the position is now a false name for me, even when Chun Bing'er was not removed, the whole Spring Palace, and even the entire Hui Dragon Sect, have already regarded me as the number one in the actual sense of the Spring Palace.

Zhang Dianxin has long planned to correct me, before he was worried that the unilateral decision would affect my handling of the unpopular, so he did not express his position for a long time, and now as soon as my handling opinions are announced, he also understands my intentions, which is why he has this move.

Straighten it up, just straighten it out, don't hit the smiling person, Zhang Dianxin has tortured me enough recently, even if he gives him some face, it will be so that he can sell more effort in the Zen position to pacify the work. And promotion is always good, not to mention anything else, at least I can finally appoint the deputy head of the palace, this is a big official, and then I can promote a group of cadres, which is of great help to enhance cohesion and win people's hearts.

The second good thing is that Luo Fatzi is back, our newly appointed Drunken Immortal Building Sect Master is really righteous, yes, it is righteousness. As soon as he took the authority of the sect, he immediately ordered all the resources of this mountain to be moved into the Spring Palace. He said hello to me before, of course I agreed, after all, Zuixianlou is located in the cold area at the junction of Xizhou and Xiaoyizhou, and it is half-dead, so it is better to move to the Spring Palace, which can fill the vacancy of unpopular manpower, and second, it can also improve the living conditions of the people in Zuixianlou.

In addition to bringing me a complete sect, Luo Fatzi also brought me another good news - the latest Xianxia list, why is it good news? I was already on the top of the list last time, and I was ranked fiftieth at the time, and this time my ranking was advanced!

The Xianxia list is announced once every six months, and this time the list was delayed for nearly four months, and the reason for the postponement was precisely because of me.

Under the big sun, Luo Fatzi and I were sweating and eating hot pot in the Jingyun Water Pavilion, and Luo Fatzi said to me while wiping his sweat with a brand-new sect master's robe: "At the beginning, Xianxialou announced a list on time, and in that list, you were ranked eleventh, but the list was only opened for less than an hour, and Xianxialou announced that this list was invalid. Five days later, Xianxialou announced another list, on this list, the ranking of the master rose to the sixth place, but it didn't take half a day to announce that it was invalid again. Five days later, there was a list, and your ranking became fifth, but I didn't expect it to be invalid again a day later, and since then, there has been no movement in Xianxia Building. ”

"Xianxia Building has been on the list for nearly a thousand years, and the matter of abolishing the three lists has never happened. The visitors from Kyushu were very curious, and they all stayed in Xianxia Town and did not want to leave, wanting to find out. After everyone's discussion and analysis, they think that this Xianxia list is abnormal, and it must be related to you. It is rumored in Kyushu that on the day you came out of the mountain, you had made a repair of the Xianxia list, and then you were in charge of the Spring Palace, and in less than a year, you actually crossed the list, with the abolition of the list, your ranking continues to rise, everyone believes that the Xianxia Building three times the list is to adjust your ranking. ”

"Until six days ago, the Xianxia Building, which had been silent for more than two months, finally posted the list again!" Luo Fatzi took a deep breath when he said this, and then slapped the table and shouted excitedly: "Under the attention of the heroes of Kyushu, on the god seat of the strongest person in the world on the Xianxia list, it is clearly written that the Sword Sect returns to the Dragon Sect, the Spring Palace is in charge of the palace, and the divine envoy makes a spring !!."

"Good !!" I held chopsticks in my mouth, shook my bangs and clapped my life, and the emotions stirring in my heart could not be calmed for a long time.

Luo Fatzi raised his glass and toasted: "Congratulations to the palm of the palace for becoming the first in the world." ”

I drank it all, and then I drank it all, and then I drank my glass: "Come on, come on, tell it again!"

Luo Fatzi had just eaten a bite of meat, and when he heard my request, he pleaded: "Zhangdian, will you let me eat something first?" Since I returned to the mountain, you have asked me to speak back and forth six times, no matter how much you like to listen, you have to let me take a breath." ”

I didn't give up: "Eat, eat, eat, you will know how to eat! Is there any future? Do you have any ideals and beliefs? You are the best in the world, you can eat if you want!"

Luo Fatzi took advantage of my expansion to clean up all the meat in the pot with a few chopsticks, and then asked me while putting raw meat: "What is the lesson of the hall, what version do you want to hear this time?"

I thought about it for a while: "The first time is a normal narrative, the second time is a flashback, the third time is a question interspersed with rhetorical questions, the fourth is a third-person perspective, the fifth time is a first-person direct narrative, and the sixth time is a logical advancement. This time, you can give me a plot reversal!"

"Okay!" Luo Fatzi put down a pot full of meat, it is estimated that he will have to stew for a while, and immediately put on a stable sitting posture, and began to tell with a big mouth: "It is said that the Xianxia List is a cold-blooded killing array of people who cultivate truth in Kyushu to seek fame and profit, although it does not hurt lives, but it destroys people's hearts, it is really a change of list in half a year, and a country in half a year!"

Luo Fatzi spit lotus flowers in his mouth, first suppressed and then raised, first fell and then held, buried a bunch of angry foreshadowing, until I was so angry that he slapped the table to reveal the plot: "I never thought that in the end, the top of the list was the god envoy who has never been low-key and forbearing, and did not fight for fame and fortune! All the people in Kyushu exclaimed, oops! This divine envoy actually hid such a powerful strength, but he was confused before! This is the cloud light breeze and the virtuous gentleman, and he has also become a hero on the list of immortals!"

At the end of the two final poems, I burst into tears: "Fatty, you are so talented!"

Luo Fatzi was a little embarrassed by my praise, and said with a smile: "The palm of the palace has won the award, eat meat and eat meat~~~"

"Come on, come on, tell it again!"

"Don't do it!"

"After the plot reversal... You're going to have another one... Hey, hey, hey, let's have an adult version~~~"

Luo Fatzi was tortured by me from morning to evening, and more than 20 versions of the story of winning the top spot in Xianxia made me fascinated, this is not a simple story, but it is based on a true story.

Time has passed, and Lao Tzu has really become the first person in Xianxia!!

I patted the fat man Luo, whose voice was already hoarse, and sighed: "This is life, ups and downs, why do you think I'm so awesome." ”

Luo Fatzi used hot pot soup to penetrate his throat, and asked me with a little weakness: "Zhangdian, have you finally heard enough?"

"I haven't heard enough of the story, it's your voice that makes me not easy to accept, because Tian Lianyuan is my hometown, so I resisted Shan Tianfang's style when I was a child. ”

"Who are Tian Lianyuan and Shan Tianfang?"

"Uh... They are far worse than you. ”

I talked to Luo Fatzi again, and when I parted, I looked up to the sky and sighed: "Hey, I have become the first unconsciously, and if I work hard in the future, it will definitely make people laugh, and I have to enjoy life from tomorrow." ”

Luo Fatzi pinched his throat and reminded me: "My subordinates suggest that the head of the palace should not talk about enjoyment, and let's talk about it after this month." ”

I was stunned: "What is this month? What is the support? I am only eight points full." ”

Luo Fatzi waved his hand: "It's not a matter of eating, don't you know the rules of Xianxia's selection list?"

Why does this word sound so familiar?

Luo Fatzi reminded: "It's just that someone doesn't accept your ranking......"

Come to think of it!

I grabbed the white and said: "Yes, yes, yes, there is such a thing, someone picked my master's list at the beginning, hehe, and then I squeezed it all dry." ”

Luo Fatzi complimented: "The master of the palace is omniscient and powerful. The Xianxia list is a rule set by the Xianxia Building, which allows you to compete for the list within a month, and if you win, you can go straight to the loser's list. But as far as his subordinates know, Shang Ruochun's predecessors were ranked 33rd on the Xianxia List back then, so those who challenged her were all 33 people outside the ranks. ”

"What do you mean by that......"

"Please pay more attention to the Lord's Palace. Luo Fatzi bowed to me and begged: "After all, you will face the challenge of the cultivators of the Kyushu world next!"

Challenge me? Who would dare to disagree with me when I was the best in the world?

The first in the world last year must be the first to disagree!

The second in the world in the last session must be the second to disagree!

It is estimated that there are few people on the Xianxia list who can take it, right?

But I don't care about the shrimp soldiers and crab generals, and I don't know the first in the world last year, but I have a relationship with the second in the world, and that side is that side, he almost killed me with one move.

This can be done, this can be done, originally I had no grudge against them, this time it's good, I accidentally pretended to be too much, and I rode someone's head, and he came to pick me, how can I fix it!!

Isn't this a matter of admitting defeat?

It's not me who coaxes me, brothers, I'm the first in the world, I'm really angry, the baby is good, and the daughter-in-law is beautiful Big Brother, but if I really fight alone with others, I'll give it away.

You have seen the methods of Wang Ziye, tearing the dragon, that's it, splitting me can't be like splitting chopsticks?

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Thank you for licking brother, GD, solving, and monthly passes.