Chapter 24: Surprises abound
Knowing that the audience in the mortal world would be coaxed, Xu Fei still wanted to see what came from them.
The moment I looked up, all kinds of messages came like a torrential rain.
"Dude, don't pretend, admit it, it's destined to be yours, you can't hide. ”
"Take a shower and go back to her, we promise to close our eyes and not look at her. ”
"Our teachers often tell me that a plot without a bed scene is definitely not a good work, and a protagonist without a bed scene is not a good character. ”
"The words upstairs are in a word, I dare to love that I have watched TV series for more than 20 years in vain, and I should have understood it a long time ago, which is sad and lamentable. ”
"Little brother, as long as it's not too explicit, it's not bad for us to open our eyes during the whole two-hour kissing scene. ”
"Don't worry about being blocked, it seems that mortals don't have this permission, although it is. ”
"You people are just filthy, and it's no wonder that there are cases in the metropolis every day. ”
“......”
Xu Fei only looked at it a little every time, and then stopped paying attention, if he was interested in reading it, those gossips were enough to write a dialogue novel of millions of words.
The audience's opinions and suggestions are often like chicken ribs, chewing tasteless, and it is a pity to discard them.
Xu Fei knew very well in his heart that many viewers were looking forward to it, and he would have an affair with the flower fairy on the other side next, if this requirement was met, it was guaranteed that the number of likes would explode instantly.
But Xu Fei doesn't want to be anyone's pawn yet, if he really wants to develop in this direction, he must be willing, without any eye-catching color.
The likes obtained through crooked ways will definitely be exchanged for demon immortal cultivation, and Xu Fei doesn't want to make himself bad yet.
What Xu Fei wants to do most now is to help others more, earn some positive energy for himself, and maybe have the opportunity to take off the hat of the demon fairy.
The reason why some of the mortal guests who came with him can be ranked in the immortal class is that they use their hard work to make a name for themselves, such as Daddy Ma and Daddy Li, as well as Bingbing big stars, they are construction workers in the fairy world, and they have made great contributions to the construction of houses in the fairy world through their hands, which is the inheritance of positive energy.
And what did Xu Fei do, he privately cultivated pests, and also instigated insects to be traitors, and just take out one thing, it was enough for him to go to hell.
Doing good or bad deeds sometimes requires opportunities, and they are inseparable from the environment in which they live.
As a toilet worker, Xu Fei really can't find an opportunity to do good things except cleaning toilets.
Is it possible to wipe someone's buttocks?
Take out the vegetables that you have worked hard to grow and give them away, but people may not appreciate them.
Therefore, a good working environment and a good craftsmanship directly determine a person's future.
Cleaning the toilet is Xu Fei's essential job, growing vegetables is Xu Fei's means of survival, raising insects is Xu Fei's hobby, there is nothing discordant, it's just that this environment makes his hobby deviate from the expected track.
How things should develop is already up to Xu Fei, and there is a providence in the dark.
Look at the two pets beside you, loyal pets, although they are not so cute, but they are also affectionate and righteous, at least much friendlier than most humans.
"Quack, master, there is a carp in the pond and laughs at you again. The frog's voice pulled Xu Fei back to reality.
"Chirp, do you want the deity to clean her up?" the locusts had already coveted the fish in the pond.
Xu Fei smiled knowingly and said, "Are you greedy again, let's go, go home and cook radishes for you to eat." ”
The frog stirred his cheeks and said, "Master, we haven't opened meat for a long time, can't we indulge it once?"
The locust said the truth: "We only need to eat a carp, we can transform into a human form like a fat man, and it will be convenient for us to walk the rivers and lakes in the future, what do you think?"
The two insects asked Xu Fei's opinion, which showed that they were still quite loyal, and with their abilities, they could do it behind their backs.
Although it seemed like a simple request, it made Xu Fei a little embarrassed.
The palm of the hand is meat, and the back of the hand is also meat.
Locusts and frogs are natural enemies, and letting them fight each other is in accordance with the laws of nature.
However, fish and them are not the same species in the food chain, and even if they follow the laws of nature, they should eat locusts or frogs.
If you let two insects eat the fish, it seems a bit deviant, even against the sky.
Xu Fei's heart was very clear, and he knew that even if he didn't agree, these two insects would start sooner or later, so it was better to give a favor.
"Well, as long as you're sure you won't get eaten by the fish, you're free to do whatever you want. ”
Before Xu Fei's words fell, the two insects had already jumped into the water.
Suddenly.
The whole fish pond is churning, and the fish are jumping around, as if they have entered the oil pot, so it is not lively.
In the course of a few minutes, the fish pond fell silent, and two insects jumped ashore one after another.
It's just that something is wrong, the two insects look very embarrassed, and they are all wearing colors, so they should have suffered a lot of losses.
Xu Fei asked, "Are you all okay?"
The frog replied weakly: "Quack, I ate three in one go, and it feels very wonderful." ”
The locust also responded: "Haw, I ate four, and I feel good." ”
Xu Fei said jokingly: "Okay, you can continue, you can eat as much as you want, I promise not to feel distressed." ”
Everything was in Xu Fei's eyes, how could he not know that the two insects suffered a big loss, not only did they not eat the fish, but they almost became the rations of the fish.
Not to mention the combat effectiveness of the fish, frogs and locusts are not good at water, and it is a blessing to be able to escape with their whole body.
"Old Jing, help me!"
I don't know what's going on, the locust lying on the shore licking its wounds was accidentally dragged into the water by a fish, and rushed to the shore for help while struggling.
The frog was very righteous and jumped down to save the locusts without hesitation.
"Master, help me!"
Immediately afterwards, I heard two insects shouting for help in unison.
Xu Fei couldn't stand idly by, so he hurriedly jumped into the water, and several dives failed.
He was very panicked and worried, if the frogs and locusts really lost their lives, those shrimp soldiers and crabs on the land would inevitably rebel, and it would be too late to save them.
So you can't let the two bugs die worthlessly no matter what.
"If you don't let go, I promise to cook you all tomorrow and eat them. In a hurry, Xu Fei could only shout underwater.
Although it is not certain what level these fish have cultivated, it is certain that they should also have spirituality and may be able to understand human speech.
Sure enough, soon two bugs surfaced.
Xu Fei quickly fished them ashore, but fortunately they were rescued in time, and the two insects were not worried about their lives.
"Quack, thank you for saving your life. ”
"Haw, if it weren't for the presence of the master, we would have died, it's terrible. ”
The words of the two insects reminded Xu Fei, who realized that these fish were also extraordinary.
I'm really afraid of something.
A carp swam out of the water, raised its hair and said in a human voice: "A few little insects, dare to come to the deity territory to spread wild, and promise that you will have no return, today for the sake of the master's face, spare you once." ”
There are so many surprises happening, and it's no wonder.
Then I heard the carp's complaint: "The master can't be so eccentric, we are also spiritual, and one day we can jump into the dragon gate, you should give us to eat them." ”
After hearing this, Xu Fei couldn't help but feel a little ashamed in his heart, and he didn't know how to answer.
Xu Fei was thinking of an allusion that circulated in the mortal world, 'The carp jumps over the dragon gate', is it really possible for the carp to become a dragon?
If that's the case, it's quite exciting.
It's just that the transformation of this carp into a dragon is theoretically illogical.
Xu Fei asked curiously, "Are you sure you can transform into a dragon?"
The speaker has no intention, but the listener has a heart.
The two insects were so frightened that they hurriedly ran back, mistakenly thinking that Xu Fei would really take them as victims.
The carp responded: "In the words of you humans, there is nothing difficult in the world, but you are afraid of those who have a heart, how can you know if you don't try?"
Xu Fei didn't want to get to the bottom of it, whether he could Jackie Chan or not depends on their creation, Xu Fei had no intention of deliberately interfering too much.
When you have time, throw some rotten leaves or fruits, and feed them as much as you can.
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Since then, the two bugs have been missing for a week before they show up.
This also shows a big problem, the master-servant relationship between them is not indestructible, although they are loyal enough to Xu Fei, but they are not enough to trust Xu Fei.
After realizing this.
Xu Fei's attitude towards them has changed slightly, and he tries to stand in their perspective when he speaks and acts, so that they can be less wary of themselves as much as possible.
Since the flower fairy on the other side lived in, Xu Fei and her were like strangers, except for dining together, they usually didn't talk much at all.
Everyone knows in their hearts that this situation will definitely not last long.
Not only was Xu Fei depressed and panicked, but the audience in the mortal world was also disturbed, looking forward to Xu Fei winning the flower fairy on the other side every day, leaving messages every day to urge Xu Fei to act, and even some people scolded every day.
The more fierce the audience in the mortal world became, the more Xu Fei felt a sense of accomplishment, and the more determined he was to continue to suppress it.
The implication is already obvious, if one day the audience loses patience, maybe Xu Fei will consider whether to make some noise with the flower fairy on the other side.
He is not a mortal now, his fate is in his own hands, how can he be pointed at by others?
Xu Fei didn't want to be in a stalemate forever, and decided to change his relationship with the flower fairy on the other side a little.
As for how to change, he already has his own plan.
The first step of the plan is to teach the flower fairy on the other side to cook vegetables.
Since people are willing to be enslaved, they have to give them a chance, and they can't always cook by themselves, and they also have this idea.
These days, whenever Xu Fei cooks vegetables, the flower fairy on the other side will hide behind and watch, seemingly interested in cooking.
No, Xu Fei had just prepared the dishes, and the flower fairy on the other side hid behind him again.
Seeing that the opportunity came, Xu Fei also mustered up his courage and said casually: "If you want to learn, get closer, and you will have to do this errand yourself in the future." ”
Fan Xian is still eating and drinking, Xu Fei used to feel hungry, but now Xu Fei can not eat for several days, eating and drinking is just killing time for him.
But for the flower fairy on the other side, it is different, three meals a day and one meal are hungry.
After being an immortal for a long time, it is not a good thing to let her experience mortals, maybe it can really change her heart in essence.