Chapter 368: How Can I Have Thoughts About a Bird?
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Shan Wushuang took out the magic weapon given by the shadow and gently pinched the shadow.
This is the communicator of the Qingqiu Continent.
Silver, drop-shaped.
The shadow voice came from the communicator's magic weapon: "Childe, are you back?
"Shadow, come back, I have something I'd like to hear from you. Shan Wushuang sat at the front desk, drinking milk tea and said with a smile.
"Okay, Childe, wait for me to come back. The shadow smiled and said, "Daughter-in-law, you take care of these demon beasts, don't let them run around, I'll go to Gongzi's trip." ”
The sound fades away.
"Brother Feng, you're leaving again......" This was the voice of the Purple Cloud Fairy.
"Roar, roar!" was the sound of various monsters mixed together.
"No way, Childe has something to find me......" The shadow said helplessly.
"Then go early and come back early, what~"
"Momo~"
"Ah~ I hate it, I'm going to leave and touch ...... my hands"
"Roar, roar!" the sound of various monsters mixing together.
"No way, who made the daughter-in-law too charming, hmm~ I can't help it. ”
"Or, come before you go, no one ...... anyway"
"Roar, roar!" the beast's voice.
"Forget it, this one will take a long time, stay in the evening...... Come on, let me kiss it again~mua!"
"mua~ go, go, go! Be careful on the road!"
"Goodbye daughter-in-law! Wait for me! hey, hey, hey......"
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The voice was gone, and after listening to this conversation with no face and no expression, I only felt that my stomach was so full.
He held the communicator, as if he could smell the sour smell of love from it.
I don't know why, so envious.
"Shadow...... You show affection to my face, you have a long ability!" After a while, the corners of Shan Wushuang's mouth twitched, and he suddenly said: "From time to time, his task is too easy, and he has to come a few times every night......"
"How about adding more work to him?"
Shan Wushuang suddenly smiled sympathetically, laughing so that the Ouyang couple standing behind him were terrified, glanced at each other, hurriedly let go of the clenched hand, and sighed at the same time.
At this time, it is better not to stimulate him.
Childe suddenly became so scary.
Ay......
Qin Sheng suddenly muttered in her husband's ear: "If only Miss Yan'er and Miss Qiu were here." ”
Ouyang Hua nodded approvingly.
"What are you talking about?" Shan Wushuang turned around and raised his head arrogantly: "Don't think I can't hear!"
"Yes!"
"Take a rag and scrub every table and chair in the store!
Mr. and Mrs. Ouyang: ...... Childish ghosts.
Watching them work hard, Shan Wushuang raised the corners of his mouth in a good mood, and felt so good.
Picked up Erha at his feet and rubbed the dog's head angrily, and his mood fully recovered.
"What to do with that guy on top of his head. Erha was completely out of temper, raised his head, pointed to the bird above his head and said, "He is so fat, there must be a lot of meat." ”
The bird overhead shrunk in fright, its former arrogance was completely gone, and it was trembling with its feathers.
"I have very little meat! Don't eat me!"
It struggled to stretch its wings, so that Shan Wushuang could see its body without a few taels of flesh.
"Actually, it's not bad to make bone broth......" Shan Wushuang looked at it, rubbing Erha's head and said.
"Benha thinks it's not bad, the bones in the soup are the best!" Erha swallowed and drooled as he watched the bird in the air.
Bird:...... Are you devils, kill my mount and eat me......
"I hate it~ people's meat and bones are the most unpalatable~" The bird shouted in the voice of the male duck.
Shan Wushuang and Erha shivered uncontrollably, goosebumps and dog hair falling to the ground.
The white light flashed, the dog hair was automatically cleaned, and the ground was smooth and flawless.
it, this bird gay gay is angry!
"So you can speak!" Shan Wushuang said as he looked at the bird in the air, the corners of his mouth crooked.
If you look closely, this bird is quite good-looking.
The bird...... No, this is supposed to be an eagle with purple-black feathers all over it.
With sharp eyes and a slender tail, this eagle is a little more slender than the average eagle from its beak to its tail.
Ahem, take a closer look, this eagle's ass is so warped, and the hair is not short......
Shan Wushuang suddenly patted his head, hateful!
It's all shadows, and they stimulate these messy thoughts.
How can I have an idea about a bird?
Erha squinted at him, and always felt that the master was weird today.
Delusion? Probably not.
"Of course I can speak!" The purple eagle squinted slightly, raised his head, lowered his head again under Erha's hot gaze, shrunk his head and said, "I can always speak." ”
Unique: ...... The bird was a bit cowardly.
"Stupid bird, what's your name, what kind of bird is it, and where does it come from. Shan Wushuang asked.
It's not bad to have a monkey, a dog, and a bird.
This bird's appearance is not low, except for the gay in gay, there is nothing to find fault with.
Anyway, now that I have the money to buy a beast taming gift package in the system mall, no matter how ferocious the monster beast is, it can be tamed.
"System, prepare a batch of animal taming gift packages. Shan Wushuang said in his heart: "I, Shan Wushuang, play money!"
"Roger!" said the system.
The most coke with money to make something!
The eagle brewed, tilted its head to organize the language, and lowered its head again, and it saw the hot dog eyes and the gentle eyes of Shan Wushuang.
This man ...... Looks a little handsome.
Much stronger than the original mount.
It's over, the walnut-sized brain suddenly gets stuck, and the sorted out language ideas are all disrupted.
Shan Wushuang rubbed Erha's dog head, smiled gently at the sky, and said in a low voice: "My son's patience is limited, if you don't explain things clearly in the future, my son will personally pluck your hair and cut it into pieces to make soup." ”
Bird:...... It's all an illusion, this young man...... What a devil!
I even thought about the steps of how to cook the Lun family.
Boom.
It's still better than the original mount, although it's ugly, and often deducts the food of this seat because of financial constraints, and lets this seat run errands every day, etc., but he will never eat this seat, and his attitude towards this seat is acceptable.
Forget it, why are you still talking about that dead ghost, hey, the most important thing now is not to let yourself become a dead ghost, the devil's food.
But...... This devil is so handsome, even if he eats it, it is not unacceptable......
That's a dangerous idea!
This purple eagle has a lot of inner drama, but in Shan Wushuang's eyes, this eagle is afraid that it is stupid.
Is his threat so terrifying?
How did this eagle survive with such poor psychological quality?
"Erha, you said that if you eat this stupid bird, will people become stupid?" Shan Wushuang said in a quiet tone.
"I don't know...... Anyway, Benha won't be stupid if he eats it. Erha swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and his eyes burst into dazzling light.
(End of chapter)