809 China has a divine attack!
Returning to the Lord of the Rings world, let's start the great cultivation of full attention, passion, and never return Loulan!
Even in the factories, workers are often organized to conduct large-scale skill competitions and skill training, so how can we, the chosen ones, not practice well? Going forward, since the twins drew a circle on the Sun Moon Mountain and occupied the mountain as the king, as soon as they walked into the valley of the Sun Moon Mountain, there would be a warm atmosphere on their faces. Look, whether it is from the stream, from the boulder, from the treetops, there is a strong and hot aura erupting.
What a great cultivation!
The atmosphere is so warm that when you step into the Sun and Moon Valley, you will feel as if you will hear the music of "Chinese Kung Fu" in your ears - wait, not "as if", it seems that there is indeed a sound!
[When, dangdang, dangdang, dangdang!]
This—this is ...... Someone in the valley must be beating something hard. Are you practicing boxing? It's really hard, and this sense of rhythm is really quite emotional.
[Deng, Deng, Deng!]
This time, the voice has been changed, and it sounds like the object of the blow has been changed. Listen to the sound and you know that something must be being punctured and pierced. It seems, it's very bluffing.
[Lying ~~~ is one, Zhang, bow! Station ~~~ is one, tree, pine. 】
[No, move, no, sit like a clock, walk ~~~ road one, gust, wind. 】
Am I hallucinating? There is a long, vigorous, majestic, heroic singing. Am I hallucinating? It seems that I can see the figures standing like a loose seat, like a clock, walking like the wind. They appear and disappear in the jungle, swaying their blood. I think. They must be meditating on the mind, or practicing martial arts. I think that they must be full of deep and powerful martial arts and fighting spirits, which makes people break their hearts at first sight.
[South~~~ Fist and, North, Leg. Less~~~ Lin Wu, dang, gong. 】
[Tai, Ji, Ba, Hexagram Chained Palm, Zhong~~~ Huayou, God, Gong~~!]
Listen, listen to this song, this song does not seem to be sung by human beings, but when we enter the valley of the sun and the moon, we are infected physically and mentally and sound from the bottom of our hearts. What is contained in this song is a kind of high-spirited spirit that strives to move forward and never gives in. It was as if it had been wiped out. can't kill the fighting spirit in the song. It seems that after all kinds of unsatisfactory and all kinds of hardships in the world are added, you can still fight to the death.
Don't accept your fate, fight with the sky!
That's right, in this song. It contains such a soul that makes people cry.
Let's see what happened, and what kind of people can be so tenacious. So, we went in the direction where the song came from to get to the bottom of it.
[I'm a scumbag!]
Oooh. It seems that the intro is finished. It's time to get into the main part! The tempo picks up, and it sounds more exciting—but wait, something seems subtly wrong...... Huh, what do I see?
[Die a pine in battle!]
Well, in the dense forest ahead, it seems that someone is shaking his hips in front of a pine tree! This slightly chubby man pinched his waist with both hands, and suddenly shrugged at the trunk of the pine tree, as if he was beating the beat, and let out a "Deng!"
I said, "Is that how you beat the beat?" Look at the big pine tree. It's already full of holes!
[Don't make a milk in the hole, go to a gust of wind. 】
Click. The tree was so overwhelmed that it had fallen completely. The air flow is fierce, blowing the man's cigarette butt, and the fireworks are extinguished, like a beating heart. The man seemed to have finished his warm-up exercise, pinched his cigarette, turned over and left.
Whoosh, as if in the movements of free gymnastics, the man swished and ran away at a fast speed with a big somersault. Just like a person who plays extreme skateboarding always likes to do some tricks when he is in the air, he has to stroke it every time he rolls a circle, and each finger comes once, each time the fancy is different, and it looks very particular and orderly. Such waist strength, such technology, is simply mythical.
[Southern fist and back leg, Shaolin iron crotch gong. 】
The man spun around for three and a half weeks and fell into the wooden stake array. This big array was under pressure, and countless punches and kicks hit the man from all directions like a rainstorm of pear blossoms. The man's face did not change, and he fell off the horse, flicking his short whip to meet the attack. Listening to the sound of bang, the southern fist and the north leg were all hit by the iron crotch, and the man was unharmed.
[Tai Chi gossip is inserted in a row, and China has kidney power!]
"Hmph!" the man disdained, and patted the waist of his trousers, as if a peerless swordsman slapped the scabbard - the defense was exhausted, and the offensive was out! As if the dragon came out of the hole, like a blue bird pecking wood, only to see a moment of dazzling angry stabbing, the wooden puppets all collapsed in the shadow of the guns in the sky, turned into slag.
"I don't belong here. The man's expression was resolute, and his goal was further away. He flipped his head and rushed madly into the depths of the jungle, and he wanted to push his limits and face the most terrifying of formidable enemies.
The stone forest is dangerous!-[Stick sweeps a large area, roar!] Bang bang, the gravel flies, and the roots break.
Beasts Attack!-[Pick a line with a gun, ha!] Bang bang bang, all beasts wail, invincible and defeated.
The swamp river blocked the way!――[The body is as light as a swallow in the clouds~~] The man and the girl threw themselves forward like a shuttle, and then swept towards the other side of the river with their belly popping the water surface like a water drifter.
Only a master with profound national skills can be able to enter the water without sinking, this, this man has such a cultivation, he is really a generation of masters. But the question is, everyone else treads water with their feet, so why does he have to use his belly?
No, wait, he'...... He didn't use a belly, he used-
[We are proud of the clouds!]
There was a snap, and the man stabbed his waist hard in the abdomen, and the water exploded. He jumped up and soared into the sky with his strength, his posture unbridled and chic, like a flying dragon, and something under his navel shone in the midday sun!
Well, he landed on the other side of the river, facing his second trial, facing his fate.
I saw that there was a sunny otaku practicing martial arts here, and the otaku energy was exhausted, and he looked up at the man. The two looked at each other, their eyes deep and sad. It's as if you're facing a bleak future that neither side can escape.
【External practice stem bone skin,】
"You're here. ”
"Yes, I'm here. ”
"You weren't supposed to come. ”
"But I'm already here. ”
"You'd better go. ”
"You're not going to make a move?"
"I'm afraid of getting my hands dirty. ”
"Next to the river. ”
"If your hands are dirty, you can wash them. When the heart is dirty, it cannot be washed. ”
"You...... You should know that, as the man said, we are best together. You have to be domineering, and you have to find a strong man who is crazy and obscene. I want to treat andrology, and I have to hone all aspects in the front and back. So, your prostate-gland, is the way to go. ”
[Internal training of the sponge body. 】
Let's talk about it. Men are silent, and so are otaku. The two were silent for a long time, their eyes meeting in the void. Hearts communicate in eye to eye. The two felt each other's determination in their gaze. After a moment, the otaku sighed in the man's iron-hearted will. He nodded helplessly. It was as if on the other end of the radio they heard the comrades-in-arms shouting "Shoot at me!" I don't want to send this cannon, but I can't help it.
As the man said, "that person" does offer the best solution, so, otaku - there is no choice.
So, the mind, the final decision.
Bang, the otaku stepped on the earth. With tears in his eyes, he charged to the death.
"I'm coming!!"
Swish. The man turned back and looked into the distance, deep and desolate.
"Come on!!"
Puff - [Anal-Door is entered without bowing ......]
"Domineering!"
[We have heaven and earth in our hearts!]
"Cool!"
[Dangdang×4] The otaku transformed, and the painting style changed drastically. Now that this step has been achieved, what else can not be opened? The two shouted and roared, fought with each other, and tempered each other.
Practice the body of the golden gun and not fall,
Practice the heart that goes straight into the sky,
Practice not afraid of blindness,
Practice the soul of not being disciplined.
The two played while walking, and the song was restarted from "I am a scumbag", but this time it was particularly heroic and heroic. While moving fiercely, he shouted "roar!" and "ha!"
After the trial of the sunshine otaku, the man walked through the forest and crossed the river in the cheering of the otaku, and continued to move forward. As soon as he stepped into a dense forest, suddenly a huge chainsaw with iron chains flew from the dense forest, whistling and cutting towards the man.
At the last moment, the man turned in a volley for three and a half weeks and flashed, and landed steadily with a snap. He jerked his head up and looked into the forest. There, a woman walked out slowly, and this person was his mortal enemy.
[Qingfeng sword in hand,]
The woman pulled the chain, and the chainsaw flew back into her hand. Boom, in the sound of the whistling motor, countless sparks flew out of the saw chain, which was terrifying.
[Look at the double knife.] 】
The woman flipped her other hand again, and in a flash of light, another chainsaw appeared. She saw her hands in her hands, and aimed at the man's umbilicus three inches with bad intentions, and snorted and sneered: "Three-second man, dare to challenge me? Today, my aunt and grandmother will cut this thing that extremely lowers the world's temperament, which can be regarded as eliminating harm for the people-huh!"
[As soon as the expert kung fu is shot, I know if there is one!]
In the face of old enemies, the man fiercely raised his fighting spirit.
All the workouts, all the tenacity, for this moment!
He roared angrily and went into battle with his gun.
Whoosh, the flowers of the woman's two-handed chainsaw dance are splendid, or short or running, very strong. The roaring chainsaw flew out of the spark, making people shudder at the sight. But what a lewd man, I saw his figure moving from side to side, jumping up and down, really dazzling a short whip dance. What's even more amazing is that the meat-whip keeps clashing with the chainsaw, only listening to the sound of clanging and sparks splashing like welding sparks, but the meat-whip is intact!
[Accept is two doors,]
I can't attack it for a long time, so it seems that I can only use a trick. A woman's eyes rolled and a flaw was lost, and a man was deceived by his inexperience. She seized the opportunity to bully the man's empty door, and raised her leg sharply, and in the sound of wind and thunder, the foot in the high heels kicked something hard.
High heels, specialized!
[Under the feet is a root~~]
Bang, squeak, squeak! The woman's legs are in a trance, like an electric and poisonous dragon drill, and she slams into the air at the man something. The air was strong, the wind was fierce, and the man was pushed back by the impact. His feet rubbed two charred ravines on the ground, and his clothes had already been torn into flying flotsam.
A woman's waist is amazingly elastic, and she can still bend down in such a situation. With a wave of his arm, the long iron chain twisted around and snapped and tied up something. With a flick of both hands, a pair of chainsaws in his hands slashed at the man's flesh - the whip.
"I see how you hide!!"
The battle situation has reached the most critical time.
[The water and soil of the Quartet have nurtured,]
Whether it is success or failure, it depends on the moment.
Whether it is life or death depends on the present day.
Whether you can take off your hat, whether you can make a name for yourself, whether you can walk with your head held high in the future, and Xuancheng, who is proud of his chest side by side, is a man himself, it depends on now!
The man clenched his fists, and his muscles burst out—so much patience, so much pain, just for today!Burn, burst, my—root!!
[We Chinese ghosts and animal spirits!]
Boom!
In an instant, no one could see what was happening, only the man's waist suddenly straightened. The next moment, I saw a pair of chainsaws suddenly flying in the air, whirling and flying into the air, and then thrust into the ground with two bangs. Crackling, the chainsaw shattered into flying iron filings, and sprinkled across the grass near and far.
The woman sat down on the ground, rubbing her red and swollen ankles, and her mouth grew with a look of disbelief.
Man, won.
[East ~~~ Fang Yi, Tiao, Dragon, Child~~~ Female, Ying, Male. 】
The song has entered the closing stage, and the experience has also entered the closing stage. After practicing three levels in one go, he finally broke through all the obstacles, and the man only felt that his life was complete. He took out a cigarette, snapped the lighter, turned his back to the woman who was sitting on the ground, and said, "In the future, don't call me three seconds man." ”
Without waiting for the woman to answer, he left behind a gorgeous bare-ass back and walked away with his head held high.
[Heaven, high, earth, far eight winds,]
Later, he came to the cliff and stood next to the rumbling waterfall. Looking into the distance, I only felt that the sky was high and the earth was far away, and my mind was suddenly open and open-minded.
He asked for a tablet with seven characters on it: "Iron Testicle Pure King". He bowed three times and bowed nine times to the tablet of "Pure Jun", and saluted solemnly, the scene was solemn and profound.
[Zhong~~ Hua, have, kidney, gong. 】
"Master's grace is like recreation, and this first worship is the grace of recreation. The man bowed upright, and got up after the salute. But then, he knelt down again, and bowed the second bow with the same meticulousness and dignity: "This second bow is to ask the master to forgive me and forgive me -- the idea of deceiving the teacher and destroying the ancestors." ”
"We are passed down from person to person, although we are masters and apprentices, but we are also peers. ”
"There is no first in the text, there is no second in the martial arts, the strong have their own strong players, and the peers are enemies. ”
"So. ”
"If you meet, you will explode. ”
"This is the ambition that a disciple of the Iron Testicle should have. ”
[Medium~~~~ Hua, there is oh-oh-]
When it was all done, he stood up, facing the cliff, and stood on his feet.
Move, move.
[God, mmmmmm
Straight, upright, he hung a weight on his body.
If it weren't for the hard work that has accumulated over time, how can we have broken out of the cocoon and become a butterfly by leaps and bounds?
[Attack buzz buzz - !!]
"I'm no longer a three-second man. The man hissed, took a puff of his cigarette, and his face seemed to glow, "Now, I can hold on for ten seconds." (To be continued.) )
PS: Here, I would like to solemnly thank the many ghost animals at Station B. Compared with the festival, Shou consciously compared with those big touches, or lack a little fire~~