"Ladies and gentlemen, hello everyone, afternoon!" Superman's theme song sounded in the darkness, and a beam of light fell in the passionate melody and shone on the body of a young host. This host has a straight suit and is very incendiary in his words, and he is a good host. "Welcome to the scene of the blind date women's session of 'Hand in Hand with Spring City, Meet for a Summer'. This blind date really brought together high-quality male gods from all over the world, as well as noble, elegant, beautiful and refined goddesses. ”

As the host spoke, the lights in the hall gradually turned on, and it could be seen that it was a hall similar to a studio. The host stands on a half-meter-high stage, the stage as a whole is T-shaped, and the vertical of the T connects an arc-shaped area, where more than a dozen men sit on sofas.

Looking at these more than a dozen men, it really feels like I'm blind. How to say it, no matter how tall or short, fat and thin, young or old, the vast majority of them are all kinds of flashes. The kind of "Lao Tzu is very good/forced" The atmosphere of success came to my face and was breathtaking. Overall, the layout is similar to you, and the men sitting in the seats look like characters like "Ten Heavenly Kings of Darkness" no matter how they look, and that kind of lofty look is really the same.

In addition to the guests, three commentators were also invited to the blind date. They will use their enthusiasm, experience, and a man's intuition to rate and comment on all the contestants. They were—" The lights came on, and next to the vertical T, a little farther away, three men appeared, like the referee and linesman of the game.

It's just that the aura of these three people is a little different from the iron-faced and selfless referee......

"First place, Teacher Ma!"

Middle-aged man. Short. Wear big sunglasses. It exudes the decadent atmosphere unique to "middle-aged unsuccessful" men.

"Second place, Teacher Yin!"

A young man, with curly hair and a pair of dead fish eyes, exudes the lazy atmosphere unique to a "young unsuccessful" man.

"Third place, Teacher Xin!"

Teenage male, student head, glasses with thick lenses. It exudes the otaku atmosphere unique to men who are "teenagers are not successful".

The three men sat in a row, their hands folded on their chins, like the heads of some strange department.

When the spotlight hit these three people, the atmosphere of the audience was a little weird. Because of the great contrast between the breath of these three judges and those male guests, it is really a world of difference. If the male guests are all lightning birds, flame birds, and frozen birds, then this brother is the three brothers of the stinky sludge slime and slugg. The temperament of this couple is so contrasted with the entire luxurious hall that there are even male guests whispering to the guests next to them, asking where the three waste woods came from.

No, it's not just whispering, someone has already asked on the spot. That's a boy. After glaring at the three judges, he said, "Host, wait a minute." What are these three teachers, and why are they the judges?"

The host who was asked smashed his mouth, and his face was slightly bitter -- I don't know! Who do you ask me to ask, who knows where the organizer got these three excellent products, and I'm just a temporary hired host, okay! No, the host's taboo is to be cold, no matter what, you must fool the past, so the host reluctantly said: "That, these three teachers are ......?"

"Young man, your question is good. The host was about to answer, but the teacher Ma had already spoken. His voice is very special, hoarse with vicissitudes of life, and it still sounds quite bluffing at first glance: "In every show, there will always be a few unknown guys who take on the important task of asking questions, complaining, and poisoning their tongues. We are always wondering, who are these guys, where did they come from, and why do they comment on them with a very understanding face? However, I can tell you that the three of us are wastewood on any other occasion, but only on this occasion-" Hmm, a light flashed on the curve of the sunglasses, and Mr. Ma was categorical: "It is an unquestionable authority." ”

"Oh?" Brother Childe raised his eyebrows: "Why? ”

Teacher Yin, who was sitting in the middle, picked his nostrils, flicked some kind of black particles away, and then rolled over the dead fish eyes and said, "Because we know women better than you." ”

"Haha, you know women better than us?" Brother Gongzi seemed to hear the funniest joke and laughed: "Haha, the women you have seen in your life may not be as ...... as me"

"That's right!" Before Brother Gongzi finished speaking, Mr. Yin interrupted: "In terms of real work, of course you have an overwhelming victory in 'quantity'. But the Persian army had 300,000 slaves, but only 300,000 slaves. Sparta had only three hundred, but three hundred warriors. You've seen a lot of women, but there's nothing to brag about. How many have you seen if you want to say 'good women'? I am far more experienced than you in this regard. ”

Brother Gongzi's face was a little unbearable, he cut it off, and sneered: "Good woman......?

"So, you still can't see clearly. Teacher Xin looked like a weak man with glasses, but when he talked about this topic, he pushed the frame on the bridge of his nose and said in an old-fashioned manner: "You can't see clearly, so our role is to help you see clearly." Meeting a real goddess on a blind date, this kind of destiny-like encounter, is a man's greatest romance. Without this kind of romance, then your life will no longer be meaningful, pale as an overindulgent face. ”

Without waiting for the boy to fight back, Mr. Ma said conclusively: "In short, you are here for a blind date." Since it's a blind date, it's to be treated with the attitude of 'looking for the heroine of life'. After all, if it's just to find a gunner, you don't need to come to this occasion with your skills. So since you're here, you might as well listen to our thoughts on these waste wood, which can be regarded as a side reference, how about it?"

Hearing the speeches of these three people, all the male guests had different expressions and different reactions. Some nodded, while others wondered where the three stunned young men came from. A young man sitting in the middle and the most eye-catching position spoke: "What the teacher said is very reasonable and inspiring, and I suddenly have expectations for this blind date." ”

As soon as the young man spoke, the boy could only hold his mouth shut, as if he didn't dare to disobey the young man's will.

Seeing this, the host secretly wiped his sweat and breathed a sigh of relief. If today's guests and commentators are on top, it will be a real disaster. Fortunately, nothing happened now, so the host said happily: "In this case, then please carefully choose the heroine in your life! Now, I announce that this blind date meeting has officially begun! The first stage - stunning appearance!" (To be continued......)

PS: Can you think of who these judges are?

Alas, this chapter should have been sent last night. As a result, I checked the information and wrote the plan, and I didn't finish it until more than two o'clock in the morning. In order not to affect today's work, I can only sleep first.

Today's three chapters are fine. This chapter is followed by a big two-in-one chapter.