Chapter 21: The Fat Man Who Finished Abusing the Immortals
There is a kind of man who can't find the right word to describe his body, which seems to be fat, but very strong, that is, the type that seems to be fat and strong.
There was such a person standing in front of him.
He always had a smile on his face, and it seemed like it was his trademark.
"What are you looking at?" the fat man walked over to the dunghole and patted Thor on the shoulder.
All the immortals have been paying attention to the pit, and they haven't even noticed that there is someone behind them.
Thor replied quietly: "Fishing!"
When Thor wanted to turn back, it was too late, and he was kicked in the ass, and then he lost his center of gravity and fell straight down.
It stands to reason that with the cultivation of the god of thunder, as long as you have a good luck, you can turn the danger into a disaster, but the suction at the bottom of this pit is too strong, so you can only watch yourself fall down, and you have no power to fight back.
By the time the other immortals reacted, more than half of the immortals had already made moves, and they all took a kick in the buttocks, and then they all fell.
There were only Pudu Immortal Venerable and Pipa Fairy left, the two of them were far away, and their reactions were a little faster, and when they saw that the situation was not good, they all reflexively retreated to safety.
"You dead pig, don't think that if you have plastic surgery, Lao Tzu won't recognize you. Pudu Immortal Venerable pointed at the fat man and scolded.
The Pipa Fairy also accused: "Look at you like this, you must have gone to the Western world to complete the eight precepts." ”
Pudu Immortal Venerable continued to scold: "You still thought you were the Marshal of Tianpeng back then, if it weren't for Guanyin Bodhisattva to protect you, you wouldn't even be pig now." ”
In the face of the scolding of the two immortals, the fat man was not angry at all, but the smile on his face was even stronger.
When he walked towards the Pipa Fairy step by step, the Pipa Fairy was so frightened that he hurriedly covered his chest with his hands: "Dead pig, warn you, don't, don't come here, I'm not Chang'e." ”
After Zhu Bajie experienced nine hundred and eighty-one difficulties, even if he became a Buddha, his reputation was still unbearable.
Pudu Immortal Venerable stepped forward and stood in front of the Pipa Fairy.
The fat man spoke: "Please don't compare me with that pig, although you are very ignorant, but I still forgive you for the time being, the premise is that you have to jump yourself." ”
There is a mountain outside the mountain, and there is a building outside the building.
This is why those who pride themselves on being high will always doubt the reason for life.
Pudu Immortal Venerable and Pipa Fairy were a little puzzled, why a person who seemed to have no cultivation at all, standing in front of him, could actually shock his own heart!
Not to mention resistance, even the courage to make a fight is lost.
Pudu Immortal Venerable arched his hand and said: "This great immortal, since you are also here to subdue the Yuan Beast, then why should you rely on your own ability, maybe you don't know how powerful the Yuan Beast is here, I'm afraid we may not be able to subdue it when we join forces." ”
The fat man smiled and said: "Everyone understands the truth that if you don't go to hell, everyone understands this principle, so when it is time for you to sacrifice yourself to fulfill others, why should you hesitate?"
What this means is to take two of them as bait.
There was a fisherman Immortal Venerable who came before, and now there is a great power to hide the cultivation, it seems that this place is really not an ordinary place of right and wrong.
Xu Fei had been watching the battle from a short distance, sometimes laughing, sometimes with a solemn expression.
He didn't expect things to develop to such a point, he knew that this would be the case, he would never spread rumors and make trouble, not only harming others but also himself.
Knowing that even all the great immortals were on the way, he was sure that the fat man was not an ordinary powerful character, but Xu Fei still walked over with a ghost.
Maybe it's driven by curiosity.
When he found that he had come to the three of them, it was too late to turn around, so he could only pretend that he didn't know anything and passed by the soy sauce maker.
"Hey, all the great immortals, are you looking at the scenery?" The surface was pleasant, but in fact, Xu Fei was already nervous to death.
The three of them were at a stalemate, unaware of his existence, and no one even bothered to look at him.
Xu Fei cautiously retreated to the safety zone.
He thought to himself, since you treat Lao Tzu as a deaf ear, then whatever you want, Lao Tzu will watch the tiger fight from the other side, and continue to be an audience with peace of mind.
In fact, the real audience is in the mortal world, and there are no less than 100,000 mortals watching the live show, and they have already exploded.
"Little brother, what kind of fairy is that fat man? ”
"They are all coming for the Yuan Beast, they are not good people, they should all die, and it is reasonable that the Yuan Beast should belong to Dr. Xu. ”
"Brother Fei, when they are both defeated, you rush up and kick your ass. ”
"These immortals are stupid, they surround the dung pit all day long and eat!"
"Xu Fei, are you sure that their IQ is weaker than yours?"
"The buddies upstairs pay attention to their words, prohibit personal attacks, and get out of here if you don't like it. ”
"Brother Fei's pit is a bit big, hold steady, don't pit yourself. ”
"Where there is a pit, it will be poisonous. ”
"Self-defeating, the will of heaven cannot be violated!"
"I'm looking forward to the result of that fat man's perfect abuse of the immortals, and I also look forward to the Yuan Beast coming out to kill the fat man in seconds, and then Dr. Xu will come forward to eliminate the harm and have a perfect ending. ”
"Don't send pop-up windows anymore, make me dazzled. ”
“......”
watched the audience's war of words, and it was also a good time to slow down.
When it comes to war of words, there are really stories going on.
There were two opposite-sex audiences who opened up before, and threatened to PK if they didn't agree with each other, and they also revealed the address, but the two didn't know each other, and they actually became a couple, and they hosted a grand wedding in a church in SH yesterday.
It is also a feat that his show can bring good news to the audience, and if it evolves into a vicious event, it is a great sin.
The question that Xu Fei thought of at the moment was whether to summon frogs and locusts to come over to escort him, in case he was unfortunately involved in the battle, he would have a foil.
In fact, there was no need to summon, and the two big insects jumped in front of them.
The owner and the pet have a close relationship, it will naturally form telepathy, with telepathy there is a tacit understanding, once the owner is in danger, the pet will be the first time to come to guard.
Looking at the insects hiding at his feet, Xu Fei showed a happy smile on his face.
Even if they don't need to say a word, they all know in each other's hearts that that kind of affection that will never be left can never be parted.
There was a stalemate over there until the end, but it was the fat man who had the upper hand.
The duel between masters is sometimes not necessarily earth-shattering, but the confrontation of eyes and spiritual sense is enough to determine the success or failure of the victory.
Pudu Immortal Venerable and Pipa Fairy didn't want to humiliate themselves, and they didn't want to lose too much, so they glanced at each other and jumped into the dung pit one after the other.
It wasn't until he saw the yin wind and undercurrent below completely annihilate the two great immortals that the fat man turned around and pressed towards Xu Fei step by step, and that super aura surged like a god of death, forcing Xu Fei's internal organs to explode.
What kind of master is this, and what kind of cultivation is this?
In particular, the fat man's breathtaking smile makes people feel that they have nothing to love.
The fat man stepped forward and was only one step away from Xu Fei.
Xu Fei thought to himself, do I have to jump into the dung pit with me?
The fat man completely took Xu Fei as air, stretched out his hands, and grabbed them so casually, and the two insects were caught in the palm of his hand.
"It's ridiculous that you clowns who jump off the beam also want to rob the Yuan Beast with this saint. ”
There are very few people in the fairy world who dare to call themselves saints, and he dares to call himself saints, so he naturally has a strong strength to back him up.
You must know that the Monkey King of the year was an example, he obviously did not have the strength of the saint and actually called himself the Monkey King, but he ended up miserable.
In the fairy world, gods and immortals are just synonymous, no one cares how they claim to be, and saint is a symbol of supremacy, once it is defiled by others, it is natural to accept severe sanctions.
The two insects who have always claimed to be invincible to the immortals all over the earth have been hit by an iron wall this time, and they have been abused so much that they have no power to resist, and they can only be at the mercy of others like ants.
Normally, at this time, Xu Fei should say something to prove his existence, but he chose to remain silent.
"You're dying, don't you want to say something?" the fat man asked first.
Xu Fei responded lightly: "If you want to kill us, you can't waste your lips and tongues, if you don't do it again, we won't play with you." ”
"Hehe, you are really not an ordinary mortal, your follower has been saved in the palm of my hand, you should kneel down and beg me, maybe I am soft-hearted, and I may leave you a whole corpse. ”
As he spoke, the fat man threw the frogs and locusts to the ground, and then kicked them one by one, and trampled them under his feet.
The frogs and locusts wanted to resist, but they tried several times to no avail, and the cultivation of the whole body was completely sealed, not to mention fighting, and even the ability to change their body shape was lost.
"Quack!" the frog groaned as he was trampled on so hard that he couldn't help but moan.
"Whoa!" the locust cried out in a state of overwhelm.
This feeling of being abused is a hundred times more uncomfortable than death.
Xu Fei can be regarded as having experienced the feelings of Pudu Immortal Venerable and Pipa Fairy, otherwise the two of them would not have danced so freely.
"Please get your stinky feet out of the way, and come at me if you have the ability. Xu Fei forcibly suppressed the anger in his heart.
"You can choose ......"
Xu Fei interrupted the fat man's words: "You stop first, kill me, you want me to jump into the dung pit, there is no door." ”
Once a person puts his life at risk, there is nothing to fear.
Xu Fei is the same, he just wants to leave some dignity for himself, even if he dies, he can't die too embarrassingly.
But the problem is that the enemy may not give you a chance to choose, even the eighth-level cultivation of the earth immortal can't choose, how can he be the master of the first-level demon immortal?
The flower fairy on the other side was perverted enough before, and now there is a dead fat man, so I can only connect them together to think, could it be that the fat man is an accomplice of the flower fairy on the other side, and he is here to take revenge?
But it doesn't make sense, since he is here to take revenge, he is naturally coming directly at Xu Fei, why bother the immortals?
There is only one possibility, and that is to come for the primordial beast.
Xu Fei opened his mouth to explain: "I don't want to fight with you for the Yuan Beast, if you are coming to the Yuan Beast, please take care of yourself, why do you have to embarrass us?"
The fat man smiled: "Are you a ghost? Is there a Yuan Beast, don't you know in your heart?"