Volume 1 Hurry Like a Law, Xianxia World Chapter 39 Don't Sleep With Me (Third Brother Title Update)
Wan Wanmei thought that at the moment of crisis, it was the classic lines of the Beitai shrew scolding the street that saved us, and it seems that if you want to break into the Xianxia world, it is still necessary to review the traditional culture.
Xichun asked me to put on the dragon armor of the Yang Commander, I did as I said, but I didn't expect this armor to have the function of dividing water, and entered the pool with the armor, and the pool water within a foot range of the body was forced by the dragon qi, and I couldn't get close to me, as if I was wrapped in a big bubble. The only downside was the deep silt at the bottom of the pool, as I couldn't float and had to walk slowly one foot deep and one foot shallow.
This artificial pool was dug extremely deep, at least a hundred meters, and there was not the slightest light at the bottom of the pool, and the spontaneous golden light of the Yang Dragon Armor played an excellent illuminating role.
Through the golden light of the dragon armor, I saw Xichun swimming around me like a little mermaid, and the thin gauze skirt was clinging to her body in the water, which was also exquisite. I was proud in my heart, the original popsicle-like figure, just let me feed it, it seems that the diet advocated by the Xianxia world hinders cultivation is very unscientific, just Xichun's current figure, give a sword god and don't change it.
I was secretly lustful, Xichun suddenly rushed into my body protection qi layer, I easily hugged her in my arms, and asked, "What are you doing?
Xi Chunyun dried the water on his body and smiled naughtily at me: "I don't know if the water in this pool is clean or not, and I feel uncomfortable every time I come down. ”
"You're not going to go on your own?"
"The bottom of the pool is very dirty. ”
"You love cleanliness so much, you can't see it when you eat. ”
Xichun wrinkled: "I'm too lazy to quarrel with you, hurry up, don't let the people in Xiangtang notice the abnormality." ”
I poured my true qi into my legs, raised my legs high in the mud at the bottom of the pool, and ran with all my might, I was also in a hurry, and I told Qingchun that I would eat hot pot, and it would be easy for the boy to make it all by himself when he went back.
In addition to the lack of light at the bottom of this artificial pool, there are a lot of rockery ravines and ravines intricately standing, obviously someone is suspicious, if the average person even goes down to the bottom of the pool, I am afraid that I can't distinguish between the southeast and the west, no wonder such an important place is unguarded, and it is not a place for people to stay at all.
Under her guidance, within a quarter of an hour, we came to an underwater cave, presumably one of them was the Huayun Cave where Chun Bing'er was kept.
The entrance of Huayun Cave is spacious, there is no decoration, its interior is dark and lightless, and the golden light of the dragon armor can't shine into it, I am a little stunned, but Xichun urges again and again, I can only walk in.
The passage in the cave was very complicated, and Xiharu commanded me to turn left and then right, and I could feel that we were slowly going upward, but by a relatively small margin.
Sure enough, after walking for more than half an hour, we finally stepped out of the water and came to a dry cave with a faint golden light, but the golden light was not reflected by the dragon armor, but emitted from the stone wall of the cave.
Xichun jumped out of my arms and twisted my ears with his hand, I grinned in pain, but I didn't say anything, who made me dishonest along the way.
I rubbed my ears and looked around, this hole is not big, forty or fifty square meters, you can see it all at a glance, but I didn't see Chun Bing'er's figure, I asked Xichun: "What about people?"
Xichun glared at me, and then bowed down to a stone wall: "Master, the apprentice has brought Naochun." In the spring, come and meet the ancestors. ”
The empty cave and the cold stone wall, can it be said that my ancestor and her old man have been imprisoned and died? I felt a sadness in my heart, and then knelt beside Xichun and kowtowed a few times: "Naochun to meet my grandmother, you are always in the spirit of heaven to bless our family and keep our family safe, if you have something, you can give Xichun a dream, let her tell me, but don't look for me directly, my dream is not clean, don't hurt your old man by mistake......"
"Hehehehe, if the spring girl really knows how to name it, this kid is enough to make trouble. ”
"Uh......"
Looking up, the image of a beautiful girl appeared on the originally empty stone wall at some point, although it was not very clear in a trance, but it was recognizable from the eyebrows that it was Chun Bing'er shown on the Xianxia list that day.
Could it be a ghost? I felt a chill in my heart: "Grandma, you... You don't want to occupy my body, right? You are really anxious to turn yang, I can help you find a suitable one, I have excessive cholesterol, you won't have to die again in a few days, there is a man named Qingchun under my hand, he is young and in good health, and he is guaranteed to make you a real man. ”
Chun Bing'er said softly: "Don't be afraid, child, I was just trapped in this stone wall by Zhang Dianxin with a formation, not an undead ghost, hey, I didn't expect you to be so timid, but how can I trust Xichun to you with confidence." ”
Xichun hurriedly said: "Master, you deliberately shame me, what are you talking nonsense......
Chun Bing'er smiled gently: "Look at the way you mentioned the spring before, when the teacher can't see your thoughts? Okay, okay, since you don't want to, don't talk about it as a teacher." ”
I turned my head to look at Xichun, but Xichun buried her head low, not letting me look at her expression. Chun Bing'er said that she was going to entrust Xichun to me? Doesn't she have a man? Your circle is too messy. Or does she mean something else, I recalled the conversation in the pavilion just now, suddenly woke up, and patted Xichun on the shoulder: "Jie mourning, when did my uncle not have it?"
Xichun raised his head and said angrily to me: "You dare to talk nonsense in front of the master, see if I don't tear your ears and bake and eat!"
I hurriedly covered my ears: "Are you okay with this mouthful? Uncle won't just let you eat it, right?"
"You two don't have to quarrel, hey, how good it is to be cold, why am I bothered? ”
Chun Bing'er seemed a little unhappy, and Xichun immediately ignored me and lowered her head again.
The image of Chun Bing'er in the stone wall smiled at me: "Since I have spoken, then I will say it directly, Naochun boy, I intend to entrust Xichun to you, I don't know what you think?"
"Grandma, don't tease me, she has a man and a child, don't you make me make a mistake. ”
Xichun couldn't help it again: "You insulted my innocence again, where did I come from... When I... Master, look at his unobtrusive appearance!"
Chun Bing'er shook her head and smiled, and said to me: "I'm afraid you have a misunderstanding, Xichun does have two biological children, but they were not born through marriage. ”
The word artificial insemination flashed in my mind, but I didn't dare to say it when I looked at Xichun's angry expression.
"Xichun girl has a special physique, although she is a member of the Sword Sect, but she cultivates her qi with a sword, and she inadvertently cultivated into the Purple Mansion Yuanying ten years ago, but this mutation almost killed her, thanks to my family's conscienceless Qi Sect Gong Fa to help her distract and take the Yuanying out of the Purple Mansion, which saved her life. Three years ago, she cultivated Yuanying again, but at that time, the Xichun girl had already realized the true body of Huilong, and she could distract Yuanying from her body by herself. These are the two children in her mouth, I told her, that Yuan Ying is her own divine consciousness and true qi, just like the spirit beast Neidan, but she has to regard it as a child, how naughty the Xichun girl is, you should have some understanding, I can't help it as a master. ”
Chun Bing'er had a loving look on her face, and when she told her the reason, my heart was full of joy, so this is the case, then we are only left with the obstacle of age.
I looked at Xichun with some embarrassment and asked Chun Bing'er: "I haven't prepared for this, I don't know why my grandmother suddenly made this proposal, what do you think of Xichun?"
Xichun stood up with a sigh and glanced at me with a red face: "I'll go catch some fish to eat." As he spoke, he jumped into the water.
I looked at Chun Bing'er and smirked, and Chun Bing'er also looked at me with a smile, and then the smile continued to spread, gradually becoming weird.
"Spring boy, come on, come closer, let me take a closer look...... Yo Yo Yo, it's really like what Xichun said, it's a little similar to my family's conscienceless, this little bangs are thrown, eh, yes, you dare to tease your ancestor, you really deserve to be beaten. ”
Chun Bing'er's kung fu seemed to have changed in a blink of an eye, just now she looked like a charitable elder, and now her eyes are full of spring, how can she be the same as the widow in Beitai Widow Village?
"Spring boy, you are so blessed, you first got the throne of the Ruochun girl, and then deceived the love of the Xichun girl, what great ability do you have, but shine brightly, see if even I can fall for it. ”
I was embarrassed and at a loss: "Grandma, don't be joking, how can I have any ability, and I look like a passable person." ”
Chun Bing'er looked out of the stone wall with a pair of spring eyes: "En~~~ chubby and likeable, come, the ancestor hurts you." ”
"Hey... Don't be kidding, you must have called me here today to discuss something, not to tease me, right? ”
"You're in a hurry, okay, let's get down to business. Chun Bing'er straightened her face, and then showed that impatient smile: "I can see that the Xichun girl has feelings for you, so I called you here today to check for her, come! I'll see how you develop first~"
I had a big support, I was afraid that she would sleep with me before I came, but I didn't expect it to be this rhythm.
As soon as Chun Bing'er spoke, an extremely strong suction force came out of the stone wall, dragging me from the ground and pulling me towards the stone wall, but my Qi Sea Body activated in time, and the suction force was instantly dissolved.
"Eh, yes, it's really a sea of anger, it must be the reincarnation of the conscienceless who came to me, woo woo, you left the slave family here for ten years, and you didn't even compensate the slave family with interest. ”
"Grandma, don't be kidding, I'm still a young man. ”
"The slave family will naturally not ask you for nothing, if you accompany you, how about the slave family pass on your skills for ten years?"
I said loudly: "I'm not selling!" After speaking, I felt a little excessive, seeing that she really intended to entrust Xichun to me, if so, I couldn't offend her, so I changed my tone and pretended to be embarrassed: "Actually, I, as a junior, should relieve the worries of my seniors, but now that you are locked in the wall and can't get out, there is nothing you can do to redeem the juniors." ”
"The slave family really can't get out, but don't delay you coming in! Boy! You can't do it, right?!"
Chun Bing'er said and made strange gestures, muttering in my mouth, I only felt that the sky was spinning for a while, and when my mind returned to normal, I had already made contact with Chun Bing'er's snort, and I actually entered the stone wall.
I didn't see any movement from her, I only felt a tightness in my lower body, followed by a slight trembling.
Chun Bing'er: "It's over?"
Me: "Well......"