Chapter 316: So Basic
When he heard the little golden turtle's words of sowing discord, Lu Sihan was shocked in his heart, and his breathing became short, and now he saw that the six-eared and blue-eyed macaque was really going to catch up with him, his pupils narrowed, his face showed fear, he stretched out a folding fan to block the monkey, retreated step by step, and cried aggrievedly, chattering endlessly:
"Brother Monkey, you are raised by our Lu family! You eat my family, wear my family, and use my family, how can you help others in the end!"
This situation and this scene stunned Xue Chuan and Cai Ning, and their hearts trembled, "How can this monkey threaten the master in turn?"
"Isn't this monkey the heritage of the county family? How can the heritage of the county family be like this?" Wu Xuzi was full of black lines. He knew that the six-eared and blue-eyed macaque was a spirit beast, which was raised by the county lord Lu Zheng, and had always protected the lord, so what was wrong with him today, but he helped Yang Ren drive Lu Sihan away? Although Lu Sihan was not its master, he was the beloved son of its master! Wu Xuzi really couldn't stand it, took a step forward, and said:
"The surname is Yang, what kind of ecstasy method did you use on the six-eared and blue-eyed macaque?"
"I won't tell you!" Yang Ren clasped his arms with his hands, raised his eyebrows, and said lightly.
"Someone commits Tai Sui, and the evil spirit will be added four points!"
"You come out, the old man wants to have a discussion with you!" Wu Xuzi really couldn't think of how to speak, so he simply proposed to fight with Yang Ren, wanting to use his powerful true qi to teach the latter a lesson and save the face he had lost before.
"You're not my opponent, so save it. Yang Ren shook his hand at Wu Xuzi and said unceremoniously.
"Boy, you don't know how thick the sky is, yesterday because of your sneak attack, the old man was defenseless, so he suffered a small loss. Do you think you're better than the old man!" Wu Xu said with a cruel smile.
Obviously, it was Wu Xuzi who attacked by himself, but he actually reversed black and white and buttoned the hat of the sneak attack on Yang Ren's head, Yang Ren didn't bother to talk to him, stared at Wu Xuzi with contempt, and said disdainfully: "Since you want to learn, let's learn from the little monkey!"
The little golden turtle followed Yang Ren's words, pointed his head at Wu Xuzi, and said in a commanding tone, "Little monkey, if you want to continue licking Brother Ren's shoes... Beat this old man!"
The six-eared and blue-eyed macaque turned its head to look at Yang Ren again, and after receiving Yang Ren's nod of acquiescence, he raised his front paws, and a powerful aura suddenly erupted, and his paws slapped directly on Wu Xuzi's chest, for Wu Xuzi, it was not as polite as it was to Lu Sihan.
"Ape pounces!"
If Wu Xuzi had been prepared, it was estimated that he would have been able to walk with the six-eared and blue-eyed macaque for two or three rounds, but he was not prepared at all.
"Bang~" Wu Xuzi was slapped upside down by the monkey's palm, like a cannonball, shot out of the door, and shot directly outside the courtyard, "Bang~" hit a pool thirty meters away from the villa, stirring up waves more than ten meters high.
Wu Xuzi's sternum was completely shattered, and a mouthful of fishy sweet blood spurted out of his mouth, fortunately, he was a ground-level martial artist, he reacted quickly, and used his true qi in time to unload the force, otherwise, the six-eared and blue-eyed macaque's slap was enough to slap through his entire chest.
Lu Sihan's face turned blue with fright, and he ran outside the yard, shouting in a hoarse voice as he ran: "It's the other way around, Brother Monkey has rebelled!"
"Haha~" Cai Ning laughed heartily, and tears came out of her eyes.
"Whoosh~" The six-eared and blue-eyed macaque heard Lu Sihan's howl, hissed a few times with its teeth, turned its head to look at Yang Ren a few times, and then chased it out with a vertical leap and disappeared into the night sky.
"This monkey is so interesting!" Cai stared at the direction where the six-eared and blue-eyed macaque disappeared, smiled, and then looked down at Yang Ren's shoes, and said in confusion: "Brother, what is on your shoes, which makes the six-eared and blue-eyed macaque like it so much that he actually betrayed his master!"
"It's nothing. Yang Ren raised his foot and shook it in front of Cai Ning, and said in a calm tone. "Besides, Lu Sihan is not the owner of the monkey. If its true owner were here, it wouldn't have listened to us. Xue Chuan moved the wheelchair over and explained with a smile: "The six-eared and blue-eyed macaque belongs to a spirit animal, and it recognizes its owner. I think his master should be Lu Zheng. If Lu Zheng comes, I'm afraid it will be enough for us. As for Lu Sihan, it was only because it was a relative of its owner, so it protected it. But it was not happy to accept Lu Sihan's orders, especially the rough ones. ”
"What the old man said makes sense! If Lu Zheng's guy comes, this little monkey will be enough for Brother Ren to drink a pot. The little golden beetle man nodded humanly, and then said in an old-fashioned manner, "So, Brother Ren still has to hurry up and practice!"
Ten minutes later, the restaurant is fragrant, and there are more than a dozen dishes on the table: steamed crocodile meat, braised crocodile meat, spicy fried crocodile meat, fried crocodile meat, skewered crocodile meat, stewed crocodile meat with radish, steamed crocodile meat...
Yang Ren was salivating, and couldn't wait to pick up the chopsticks, sandwich a piece of braised crocodile meat, put it in his mouth and chew it, while muttering praise: "The taste is too fresh! It's much better than what I cooked! It's even better than Uncle Huo's! Ning'er, your cooking skills are so good, just one kind of crocodile meat, Juran has cooked so many delicious and delicious dishes!" Although he is tired of eating crocodile meat in the past few days, the craftsmanship of Cai Ning is really good, and the crocodile feast that is burned out is alive and delicious, so that he does not feel tired of eating.
"Brother, if you like it, eat more. The remaining crocodile meat is enough to eat for a month. Cai Ning said happily, she sat opposite Yang Ren, and sandwiched a piece of steamed crocodile meat into the bowl of Xue Chuan, who was sitting in the main seat, "Dad, you eat it too." ”
"Ning'er, this super beast meat, eat it to replenish qi and blood, strengthen muscles and bones, you also eat a little more. Xue Chuan said kindly to Cai Ning. After meditating and pranayama for an hour, he ate a few pieces of crocodile meat rich in super energy, his face was ruddy, his eyes were bright, and his spirit was much better.
"Hmm. Cai Ning Jiao agreed, picked up a piece of steamed crocodile meat with chopsticks, put it in the sandalwood mouth, took a small bite, and chewed it beautifully.
"Brother Ba, this is your kind of meat, do you want to taste a piece?" Yang Ren took a skewer of crocodile barbecue and handed it to the little golden turtle lying on the chair, and said with a smile.
"Brother Ba wants to make a statement, crocodiles and I are not the same kind. The little golden turtle glared at Yang Ren unhappily, and said seriously and solemnly, "Although we are not the same kind, we still have a little taboo, dragon meat, turtle meat, turtle meat, crocodile meat, and don't eat it." Because, turtles, turtles, turtles, and crocodiles are all subordinates of dragons. ”
Of course Yang Ren knew this, otherwise, the crocodile meat would have been eaten up by the little golden turtle when it was in Jade Perry.
"Brother Ba, what are you eating?" Cai Ning asked with a smile in her beautiful eyes and interest.
The little golden turtle climbed to the condensation table, nodded like a gentleman, and replied solemnly: "Little fish and little shrimp." ”
"I'm sorry, I didn't prepare small fish and shrimp for you. Cai Ning said apologetically, her delicate body involuntarily leaned back, she was still a little afraid of this little golden turtle in her heart.
"It's okay, it's okay if you don't eat for a year, you don't have to worry about me. The little golden turtle grinned, said generously, and then added with a smile, "When you eat, just give me two sips of water to drink." ”
"Okay, I'll go get you some water. Cai Ning said with a smile, quickly got up and left his seat, and went to get water for the little golden turtle.
A family of three plus a small golden turtle is happy, if it weren't for the fact that the villa is surrounded by indifferent sergeants with cold submachine guns, it would be very suitable for a family to live...