Chapter Seventy-Two: It's hard to deceive people
It's true, but no one believes it. The husband and wife didn't believe it, but showed an admiring expression, Bian Yu stepped forward to thank him: "Mr. Divine Skill, Bian Yu is impressed." The day before yesterday, I got Mr. Guidance, but I haven't reciprocated it, and today I got Mr. Husband's life-saving grace, I really don't know how to thank him? ”
"What kind of magic skill? It's a ....... When Lu Xiaozhi said this, the turtle spirit sent a message: Don't tell the truth that this is the game! If it doesn't come to this sentence, Lu Xiaoyi will definitely hesitate if he habitually pretends to be forced. At most, it is to smile and shake your head, and come with a sentence of "not enough to worry about". As a result, as soon as he spoke like this, Lu Xiaoyi's rebellious psychology came up, and you didn't let me say that I had to say it. So, what comes out of my mouth becomes the statement of the fact: "It's really a game!"
Recently, Lu Xiaoyi has made up a lot of jokes, and there is hardly every complete truth in his mouth. This time, he finally said a word that was not mixed with water, but it derived a perfect pretend.
If he says something like "I just happened to be passing by to make soy sauce", it would be a relatively low-level outfit. Pretended to be Gao Shen smiled slightly, that is a high-end outfit, and now to tell the truth, it has achieved a top-level perfect outfit.
The husband and wife had a thought in their hearts, this master had a really strange temper, and he didn't want others to feel that he owed him, so he actually made up such a vulgar reason. Think about it, what a cute and domineering master!
"I understand, today's events, my husband and wife, will never tell outsiders. Sun Muxian felt that he understood what Lu Xiaoyi meant, a master, the dragon did not see the beginning and the end, and he didn't want too many people to know about his existence. Understand!
How can you not tell outsiders about it? When I opened the Protoss and needed to recruit troops, my reputation was really important! The problem was that he had pretended to be a perfect image, and it was too late to say anything. It's really like knocking out your teeth and swallowing them in your stomach, hey, forget it, if you don't say it, you won't say it, and someone else will say it.
No one can understand Lu Xiaoyi's grief! He has already pretended it invisibly, even if he loses a lot, he has to continue to pretend to be on the shelf: "Two, don't bow down, get up." The most urgent thing is to rush back to the mountain gate, so that the traitors do not have another incident. ”
The husband and wife got up and hurriedly said goodbye and left. Lu Xiaoyi watched them fly away weakly, and patted the white tiger beside him: "You say, why do you tell the truth and no one believes it?" The white tiger snorted, and the turtle spirit appeared in his ear like a ghost: "Mad's retarded!"
Lu Xiaoyi crooked his mouth: "There is progress, and I have learned to be sarcastic." ”
Turtle Spirit: "I told you not to tell the truth a long time ago, you just don't believe it." There are a few people in this world who are mixed up, to be honest, how many of them have mixed up?" Lu Xiaoyi ...... , leaning slightly: "Doesn't it say that honesty is a virtue?" Turtle Spirit: "Honesty is a virtue, but for people like you who hardly tell the truth, honesty is a defect." If you don't do it, you have to change your ways. Are you not mentally retarded, who is mentally retarded? Is there anything more meaningful in this world than the great cause of reviving the Protoss?"
"Actually, I just want to be a good person!" Lu Xiaoyu did not fight back angrily for the first time, but sighed.
"You have always been a good person, who told you that you must be honest to be a good person?" Turtle Spirit persuaded earnestly, but Lu Xiaoyi suddenly frowned, looking at it with unkind eyes: "I always feel that there is something wrong with you, wait for me to think about it for a while." Turtle Spirit's expression was so kind and sincere: "Why do you want to do so much?"
Lu Xiaoyi suddenly glared: "Okay, I understand." What kind of bullshit white lie, are you trying to make excuses for yourself to deceive me!" Turtle Spirit's eyes were very sincere: "You look at my eyes, do I look like I lied to you?"
Lu Xiaoyi said: "You obviously told me that the two sisters are in retreat, and the upside-down fight outside is a trivial matter, affecting their retreat, and even causing them to go crazy is a big deal." That's why I decided to risk the smile of being discovered, the risk of throwing out the dead word, approached the battlefield, and launched the Great Tortoiseshell Technique. ”
"That's right, what you said above is the truth!" The turtle spirit still looked very sincere, Lu Xiaoyi raised his hand and pointed to a certain mountain peak in front of him: "In this case, look at the two people over there, who are the two people who are flying over?"
"Don't look at it, you definitely don't know it!" The turtle spirit teleported very decisively, avoiding Lu Xiaoyi's pursuit.
"You liar! I'll kill you!" The two girls who were flying in were dumbfounded. "Qingqing, what do you say Xiao Yu is doing? What is the one chasing?" Sun Wanwan asked curiously, Qingqing couldn't understand it, shook his head and said, "Who knows? Wanwan, this time back in the mountains, Lin Bo that guy is really annoying, he has to follow behind like a fly, how can you tolerate it?"
Sun Wanwan smiled: "Then what else? He is a friend of Xiao Yu, although I don't like him, I also clearly rejected him." But he said, I have the right to refuse, he has the right to pursue. I think there's some truth to what he's saying. ”
", he's not a good guy. Don't be deceived by him!" Meng Qingqing actually didn't hate Lin Bo that much, but hated him very much for pursuing Sun Wanwan, after all, Lu Xiaoyi liked Sun Wanwan. As a "younger sister", it is natural to defend her brother's girlfriend. Although deep down, she hopes that Lu Xiaoyu will forget her identity as a sister.
"Stop chasing, they've found me. With a word from the turtle spirit, Lu Xiaoyi stopped the pursuit. The turtle spirit snorted and hid in the Hidden Soul Bead. Lu Xiaoyi hurriedly tidied up her clothes, put on a chic posture, and greeted her sister with a smile.
"What were you chasing just now, it looks like a turtle!" Sun Wanwan Feihe landed, and Lu Xiaoyi stepped forward and opened his arms to hug him: "Haha, you must have read it wrong." Or it's an illusion, come, long time no see, hug one first. ”
Sun Wanwan was made lose his temper by his scoundrel appearance, and was hugged by him firmly. Meng Qingqing stepped forward, and Lu Xiaoyi hugged him as usual, without partiality at all. "By the way, where did you two come from?"
"When I came back from the mountains, a senior sister inside the door had a birthday, and we quietly went back and didn't tell anyone. Why are you here?" Sun Wanwan's reflex arc was relatively long, and he didn't find anything abnormal at all. Meng Qingqing was much more careful, frowning: "Xiao Yi, what is going on here? Fifty miles away, we all heard a roar. You see there, there used to be a mountain, but now it's gone. And on the ground, as if it had been blown by a tornado. ”
"Qingqing is really amazing, a big incident did happen here just now. Lu Xiaoyi gave a thumbs up and praised him.
"What's the big deal?" Sun Wanwan asked curiously, and Lu Xiaoyi replied seriously: "There is a Taoist friend who is here to cross the catastrophe!"
Meng Qingqing saw that his eyes were rolling, but he always looked sincere, and shouted angrily: "Lu Xiaoyi, you are talking nonsense again!" Lu Xiaoyi listened to the words, and said in his heart: My good sister, do you want to be so smart?
At the critical moment, Lu Xiaoyi had no choice but to summon the turtle spirit, and then throw the pot out. Don't say it, the turtle spirit gave an explanation.
Lu Xiaozhi took the book: "Qingqing, I know that you are very smart and careful. But have you ever heard of a saying, "To know is to know, not to know is not to know, and to know is to know." Meng Qingqing was angry that he was talking nonsense, and sneered: "Okay, I don't read much, you tell me, what is knowing?"
Sun Wanwan also looked confused: "What knowledge is knowledge? I haven't heard anything about where you see it." ”
"Three thousand worlds, you have gone there, there are many things you don't understand. Lu Xiaoyi said a word, and Sun Wanwan was not happy, and frowned: "That's okay, it's good if you tell us." How did that fellow Daoist cross the catastrophe?"
"In fact, there are many kinds of crossings. In a general sense, cultivators encounter a catastrophe, and you all know that lightning and thunder are thundering, and wind and rain are raging. In general, there are three kinds of calamities, heavenly calamity, earth calamity, and human calamity. Let's talk about this human calamity first, that is, to go to the world once, rolling in the red dust, birth, old age, sickness and death, everyone has to go through many times. When you are born, you are a tribulation, when you are sick, you are also a tribulation, and even those who are above others are also in a calamity. ”
"The more you talk about me, the more confused I become, and I now suspect that you are lying. Sun Wanwan's expression was also wrong, and Lu Xiaoyi sighed: "Okay, assuming that you are not a cultivator, and you are rich and powerful in the world, will you be very happy?"
"Of course you're happy?" Sun Wanwan replied as a matter of course, and Lu Xiaoyi smiled: "Look, it's wrong, right? This is actually a kind of calamity, and everyone is looking at him and staring at his position." Be careful in everything you do, even when you walk. For the sake of the glory brought by the position of power, he must lose something else. ”
Sun Wanwan and Meng Qingqing stopped talking, feeling that it seemed to make sense.
Lu Xiaoyi saw that it had flickered, and then said with a smile: "That fellow Daoist just now encountered a land calamity. First, a tornado passed by, and the Taoist friend hid between the valleys, not wanting the mountain to suddenly crack and collapse, and he was almost buried alive, which was the earth calamity. Similar situations, there are volcanic eruptions, you must know this, and tsunamis, which you will also see later. The so-called earth calamity is the natural calamity. There is no direction, unlike the Heavenly Tribulation, where the cultivator goes against the sky, and the heavens test him with the calamity. ”
Looking at the thoughtful appearance of the two girls, Lu Xiaoyi turned his head and quietly wiped the sweat on his head, and said in his heart: One, two, three, four, five, it's so hard to deceive people. Turtle Spirit, Turtle Spirit, this is all a pot made by you, fortunately to deal with the past, otherwise you will suffer.