The high-profile birth of the gnomes and elves pushed the performance to the first **.

The elves of hundreds of years, which were almost extinct, have reappeared, and they have made a magnificent appearance in such a high-profile posture. The same legendary gnomes followed suit, playing the perfect role as the player, pushing the elves' singing to the extreme with a new and stunning instrument.

There are those who like elves, shouting elves' names, and Lana's moonlight shouts are endless. There are dwarfs who like short and cute dwarfs, chanting the names of Kababa and Feng Feifei. The rolling shouts poured in like a tidal wave, and the entire performance hall was in a frenzy.

Lana and the two dwarfs hid behind the curtain, their scalps tingled in shock, and they looked at Xu Zheng in a panic: "How can this be?

"Almost. Xu Zheng was happy, "I can't rule out the idea that they want to swallow you into their stomachs and have a good pain." ”

"What a pervert!" said Kababa. The word metamorphosis is learned from Ling Meimei, and Ling Mei Mei is learned from Xu Zheng.

Feng Feifei timidly asked, "What should I do now?" I can hear it, they like it very much. But...... It's kind of scary. ”

Xu Zheng said: "Of course, like Lan Si and Yi Ban'er, go to the curtain call and cheer." ”

The gnomes and elves both shook their heads: "No! ”

Xu Zheng was a little big and said, "Don't go...... Okay, too. It is necessary to maintain a sense of mystery. ”

Hehe Yile, drilled out of the curtain, and said with a smile: "Are you still satisfied with the performance of the gnomes and elves just now?"

This sentence is redundant, and all kinds of chaotic reactions can be seen. "Hymn to the Moon" was a great success! With the cooperation of the dwarf and the elf, there is a beautiful singing voice of the elf and a wonderful piano skill of the dwarf. There is a piano born by Xu Zheng. It's hard not to succeed!

Xu Zheng smiled again: "The elves and dwarfs are not ready to meet everyone, and inviting them to perform is already the greatest effort." However, if you really like beautiful elves and cute gnomes, I have a way for you to have a memento of these two excellent races. ”

Everyone below was overjoyed and asked, "What way?"

Xu Zheng smiled slyly: "Everyone keeps the admission ticket in their hands." After the lottery after the performance is completed, everyone can take it and give it to the girl who welcomes them at the door. Ask them to show it to the elf singer or the dwarf luthier. They will selectively sign it and leave their names for everyone to take as a souvenir. This form is called autograph. ”

rolled his eyes, and smiled again: "Of course, there are so many people, and it is impossible for them to sign for everyone." It's all signed, and they can't be exhausted? So. I'll give a compromise solution, five silver coins per person, five silver coins for a signature. Do you have any comments?"

Very interesting!

The audience laughed and applauded.

Xu Zheng said again: "Of course, don't think that you can get a signature by paying five silver coins. It's the signature of elves and gnomes, and you can't get them without any special luck, so don't compare them to those cats and dogs. As for whether it's worth five silver coins---- I can guarantee that you won't be able to get fifty gold coins for a few more performances. Later you will understand. Tonight, only five silver coins will be accepted, and if you are lucky, you will have an autograph. Bad luck, sorry. Your five silver coins will become part of the prize for everyone to have fun. ”

This method was even more interesting, and some people laughed at the moment and handed over five silver coins to the girl at the door.

Xu Zheng glanced slightly, the two girls were also clever characters, and immediately took the initiative to come over to collect the money with a smile.

If so, a few hundred gold coins were successfully obtained, far more than the amount of land that should be paid according to the number of people.

Yi Meier was surprised and admired behind the curtain why her two cousins worked so hard to earn money in the first place. And Xu Zheng seemed to come with his hand. It's so unfair!

Lan Si tugged at her skirt and smiled, "Not convinced?"

"Of course not!"

"If you don't accept it, you have to accept it. Xu Zheng is better than us, his ghost ideas are funny and fun, and people are willing to pay for it. ”

Yi Meier thought for a long time, and finally had to be convinced, and said with a smile: "Convinced, convinced, anyway, we are mixed with him, and his wealth is equivalent to our rich two sisters Hehe laughed, and the performance continued."

The later program has songs, dances, and dramas.

The sword dance went up, and the white silver light was vertical and horizontal, letting people know that men can also dance, and they are no worse than women. With the sound of the sword blade breaking through the air, the silver long sword is displayed in the air, under the stage effect of the wind and snow flying in the sky, the good man struggles for self-improvement, and the heroism of defending the country without fear of life and death, arouses the blood of the man who is full of blood and boils in the veins.

The belly dance also went up, gently supporting the waist and swinging slowly, the high-frequency oscillating plump buttocks, with the heat of a woman's own, enough to charm, but never frivolous, sexy enough, but never to make a mistake, enough to make people blush and heartbeat, limbs tremble slightly, but never lose the style to make people look down on it. Every gesture, every twisting of the shoulders and twisting the waist, every kicking the foot and raising the hair, brings up the woman's soft and gorgeous beauty. People are drunk again, and it turns out that the dance can be danced like this, not just wearing gorgeous dresses and swinging to the melody and moving the body. It could have been more enthusiastic, more **, more charming.

The drama has also gone up, and it is a game as soon as it is on.

There's a new version of The Wizard of Oz, Doris is still Emiel, and Toto has seen a pet dog bigger than Doris from Chigas to Balil's makeshift cameo...... When Emel and Chigas transformed, they stood together not Doris and the lovely Toto, it was Beauty and the Beast...... There were no conditions before, but now of course I have to change to a new one; the scarecrow was replaced by one of the three horsemen, because he was stupid enough, and he could see it the last time he tried Xu Zheng's five-element formation; the lion was replaced by Nordin, because the lion man who still wants to join Orson Manor is still on the way, anyway, in terms of primitive posture, the lion and the tiger are quite similar and can fish in mixed waters; the tin man continues to be played by Mark. No one can be beaten by this position. If you want to change it, you will have to wait for Mark to wake up the brothers with his own maneuvering.

When the brave and kind little girl takes her pet and looks for her way home, she meets the scarecrow who is looking for wisdom, the tin woodcutter who is looking for a heart, and the cowardly lion who is looking for courage. Sincere partners walk together, encourage each other and help each other. A total of adventures were taken, and in the end they succeeded. The Grand Karcist helps them fulfill their wishes, the Scarecrow gets a brain, the Tin Woodcutter gets a heart, the Cowardly Lion gets his guts, and Dorothy gets her wish and returns to her hometown with her dog, Toto, to her relatives. A magical tale of love and truth, kindness and bravery, wisdom and sincerity has whetted Arris's appetite in this magical plane. It's wonderful, it's full of ups and downs, and there's no one who doesn't like the story. The audience cheered for Doris's kindness and bravery, and smiled at her safe return home, and the magical journey of a little girl touched everyone's hearts.

There is also "Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs", the seven dwarfs did not use the real dwarves, but found seven gnomes. Dwarves have no talent in acting except for life skills such as mining and casting, as can be seen by listening to Haze's death-scared toast. Ling Meimei, Sanduodo, Sankike, Slenlun, Kababa, Feng Feifei and a dwarf teacher make a cameo appearance as seven dwarfs. The results are perfect!

Snow White is played by Camilla, and the demon girl plays Snow White, others only saw Camilla's true beauty, but Xu Zheng laughed and fell. The demon version of Snow White. The smile is sweet, but the attribute is dark, very different! The stepmother is made a cameo by Luki, and the evil girl plays the evil stepmother, which is handy. As for the prince, the eldest prince and the second prince of the genuine Samus family are all out of the way, and they are all from the wood. There's really no way, that guy is so handsome that the transformation of the human race is so unreasonable! Go there, except for the cold face and cold feelings, the prince is too cool. The appearance is really not faulty.

So the prince of wood, who didn't say more than three lines in the whole scene with a cold face and a black face, kissed the princess unwillingly, but didn't kiss ---- actually didn't kiss it. When there was still a full twenty centimeters left, the princess couldn't wait. I can't wait to wake up on my own......

When the princess wakes up, she turns into the most chattering bucket like a nymphomaniac, chasing the handsome prince who is jealous of her and desperate to sell herself. Seeing this situation, she had to change the script and incarnate as the stepmother who protected the calf, holding a sword and shield to perform gorgeous warrior skills to chase the prince and kill them, so as to prevent her princess from being deceived and losing her chastity. As for the seven dwarfs, the most they did was to insult each other, dig into each other's corners, give the prince and princess bad ideas, play tricks, and make troubles, obstruct the queen's protection plans, or aid her murderous plans. Arris's version of "Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs" was played by this gang of people, and the whole stage was full of chickens and dogs. The prince is running for his life, the princess is chasing the prince, the queen is chasing the princess, and the seven dwarves are messing around inside like rat, and they are out of a farce.

A pure fairy tale drama is played as completely alternative, full of deviance, and full of comedy and laughter. The audience who didn't know why they thought that this story should be played out like this, laughed out loud in the audience, and said that the acting was good, the acting was wonderful, very exciting, very good-looking, and very funny! Xu Zheng hid behind the scenes and rolled on the ground laughing, these guys are so talented, this story has been played like this in the future! The wood is just the beginning, and it is difficult for him to say more than three sentences under normal circumstances. Camilla was on stage for about the first time, obviously with excessive adrenaline hormones, and she said the lines that should be said, and the lines that should not be said were made up by herself, and she was a performance maniac. The stepmother has the opportunity to let go of the fight on the stage, why don't you let go and do it randomly? The seven dwarfs are also good enough, and the skill of seeing the needle and needle stirring up the stick makes people laugh all over the ground.

At the scene of the first encounter between the seven dwarves and their stepmother, Lingmei burst out: stepmother...... Belch...... Where's your poisoned apple, Queen, I'll go and get it for the prince. Luki replied in a daze: Ha? What? Oh, I ate it myself, can I cut it with a sword? Every time I gnaw an apple, something happens, I chop him off with a sword, and there is no worry about future troubles!

The dialogue between the two is a classic in history!

Finally, there is the revamped version of "Romeo and Juliet", in which Juliet uses Jimmy Leo, the shemale lily baron, to reverse the string. At the beginning, he was still jumping frantically, staring at the red eyes and saying that he would not play a woman if he was killed. was glared at by Luki's murderous eyes and went on stage in disgrace. As a result, he entered the play as soon as he acted, always holding a face like a flower and jade, peach blossom eyes full of tears, pear blossoms looked at Romeo played by Chigas like rain, and made Chigas scorched on the outside and tender on the inside, and almost stabbed the dagger at him in the opposite direction when he committed suicide.

When the play reached **, the man screamed with full emotion: "Romeo, I want to drink this cup of poisoned wine for you!Oh, Romeo, dear Romeo! Let's love each other again in the next life!" That voice is tactful and poignant, with trembling and crying, enough to linger after three days.

The audience burst into tears for this poignant and ultimately unfulfilled relationship, and cried silently, as if they had also turned into Romeo or Juliet, and the hatred of the family made it impossible for the people who loved each other to be together again, and finally had to love each other in this heart-wrenching way.

What they saw was a classic screen, but everyone behind the scenes was trembling all over Jimmy Ray, his hair was smoking, and the overnight meal was pouring up. This dead shemale is too contrived! People are not human, demons are not demons, and they deserve to be punished by God!

Xu Zheng pulled his scalp and screamed: "He's ***, I can't stand it! Luki lent me a sword, I must stab him!"

Luki sneered: "No! I'll do it myself! I killed the prince just now, and now I kill the baron, one word, punishment!"

Gwen also said: "Dead lady, dare to soak my dog? Kill! Shield lend me! Knock out all the brains for him!"

"Canines are not dogs...... Hey, are they close relatives?" said Emelle in a whisper.

Lan Si said: "Cousin, shut up!"

In a fit of rage, Gwen yelled, "Whatever is mine, it's mine and mine!"

Xu Zheng was crazy, and immediately went as far as the woman who broke out in these two small universes could be. Once again, I deeply realized that women must not be provoked......

Always, so far the show, two descriptions: success!

Four words to describe: unprecedented success!