A total of 94 luxury thatched houses of all ethnic groups were first experienced
Except for the accidental defect caused by the Starbadel bracelet, the entire sewage system was a great success. Then Kano's inspiration and Sandodo's brilliant ideas made the whole system even better. At this point, the Aris Continent has seen many things surpass the current civilization under the backwardness of civilization, and the wisdom of countless people in the previous life is giving more and more benefits to the people of Aris time and space through Xu Zheng.
Bruce looked at Xu Zheng with a smile and said, "I want to say the sentence I often say recently." ”
"I understand. Xu Zheng said: "I will write down the full design drawings and construction details on paper. The drawings were drawn by the dwarfs, and they were involved in the whole process, and they knew very well what was going on. The words were handed over to Gwen, and after Ruther had recently taken over many of her jobs, the eldest lady went to the Dragon's Throat every day to meet her lover privately, and she didn't do any work, which was too much. Deduction money!"
The three girls glared at Xu Zheng in unison, and Lu Qi said, "Someone else will love your?"
Star Badai also nodded: "It's your business." ”
Camila nodded dryly and said, "In our place, if you tickle your lover, you will be cursed. Our curse is quite effective. ”
Shu Yu opened his mouth for a while, and after a while, he said: "Princess, you are talking foul language...... " It's over, the elf princess is mixed with the human race, and she is getting more and more degenerate.
Star Badai's face turned red, bad, she has been messing with Luqi recently, and she is very envious of her hearty and uninhibited style, and she has learned to talk strange things unconsciously.
Xu Zheng was choked by the three girls and didn't dare to speak, and said in a low voice: "I'm just talking, as for such a big reaction?"
Duo Li tried the sewer to show interest, looked at Xu Zheng happily, and said, "Do you want to try the one called biogas?"
Xu Zheng was hesitating, but Nordin had already opened the valve and said happily: "There is a hissing sound." ”
Yes, most of the gnomes and humans looked at him blankly.
Xiao Chu said: "He is a tiger clan." The ears are many times more sensitive than humans...... I heard it too. ”
Sweat...... I can hear it myself, doesn't this mean that the hearing of the orcs of the Tiger and Leopard Clans is completely comparable to the hearing improvement effect brought by the Five-Layer Heavenly Dao Technique? Shoot at the mouth. ”
"Okay!" Baril began to pout his ass to collect mana, the level of impatience mana was too low, and he didn't hold back a fart for a long time. There a four-legged animal, not much larger than a cat, meditated desperately with its ass cocked, chanting incantations, and its expression was solemn and solemn with its eyes half-down. It's very funny. Everyone couldn't help but laugh.
Balil worked hard for a long time, and finally said dejectedly: "No. I've already put one out today, and I can't release it now. He looked very depressed. However, Hank brewed for a long time, and successfully condensed a small and sympathetic small fire bomb thrown over. A super small fire bomb the size of the tip of the little finger slashed through the mouth of the valve, burst into flames with a bang, and then nothing was left.
Everyone was delighted. And then disappointed.
"Gone?" said Lingmei, disappointed.
Xu Zheng was not disappointed at all, clapped his hands and smiled: "It's done! The speed is much faster than I imagined." In the past, it was estimated that it would take fifteen days to achieve this state. It's only been a day. With the help of the teacher's catalytic circle, the effect has increased by more than ten times, and I estimate that after three days, I will be able to produce stable biogas that can be used for burning. Thank you, teacher. ”
Forrester stroked his beard and smiled. The purpose of his research was to make alchemy an art. After accepting this strange student, he realized that alchemy can be applied to all aspects of life, and under the inspiration of this strange student, alchemy was applied to all aspects of strange things. Very good. It's funny, it's a good time like this.
Next. It is another new thing to accept Aosen Manor, the toilet, Xu Zheng insists on calling it the east of the thatched house.
In response to the problem that the orc comrades like to solve the problems of people's livelihood in a bold way, the carpenters led by Abel took the stonemasons led by Huggins to build a total of eleven ...... Belch...... Thatched huts. Six of them are set in the orc area, two are in the human area, one is in the elf area, one is in the dwarf area, and the last two Huo Xing are set up, so that it is easy to find the target building in case of a hurry.
All of these sanitary facilities are triangular spire structures, with an iron chisel inserted on it, and a small red pennant fluttering, which looks quite eye-catching from a distance. This image seems to have come from Abel's bad taste, which is said to be lightning resistant and easy to spot targets from a distance. You say, it's convenient for everyone to squat inside, what are you doing if you have something to do?Ahhh......h
According to Xu Zheng's strong request, they were built into a male-left-female-right structure. The man's side is painted light brown with white stripes of horizontal markings. The woman's side is painted green with black vertical markings. The two sides appear to be distinct, and it looks quite good from a distance, much like a large colorful mushroom with a pointed tip.
Nordin sighed: "It's better than where I live......"
Xu Zheng snickered and said, "Let's go, go and check." ”
Walking over and just about to enter the door, a man from the human race came out of it with a newspaper, and when he saw Xu Zheng, he was immediately stunned, and then smiled: "Little owner, it is convenient for you to come too?"
...... That's a good question......
"I'm inconvenient, I'm here to visit. Xu Zheng replied honestly.
Depend on...... That's right......
Everyone was depressed.
Xu Zheng didn't think of so much, looked the man up and down, and asked in surprise and joy: "You brought the newspaper to read inside?"
The man's answer was also nonsensical: "Yes, I find it really enjoyable to squat and read the newspaper at the same time." Orson Manor is so nice. ”
That is, the essence of modern life, while reading the newspaper at the same time, this makes you understand, can you enjoy it? and then give you a cigarette to light it, that is perfect!
The man said again: "Owner, you visit slowly, I still have to work, so I will leave first." Do you want to borrow the newspaper? You can try to squat with the newspaper in your hand, it feels really good!"
Xu Zheng was completely speechless and said, "Yes, yes." Go to work!"
The man walked away happily. Everyone went to visit in two parts, and Nordin wanted to go to the green side with strong stripes to take a look, but Xu Zheng was shocked and caught back. What a joke! Move a little slower, and the first voyeur from Orson Manor appears.
The inside of the thatched house is spacious and clean. The ground is paved with neatly cut granite, and there are non-slip thin diagonal stripes on it, and the Terran stonemasons are really good, and Huggins is credited with it.
Then there are the squatting positions and urinals, both of which are designed to face north and south. On the left is the entrance. There is a pipe right next to it, and you can wash your hands here after running water. On the right is the wall shared by another hut. There is a triangular ledge-style coat hook made by Abel on it, which is very intimately designed.
Needless to say, the squatting position remains unchanged in the past and future generations. If you want to upgrade, you can only wait for the pottery to burn out the integrated flush toilet later. There are eight urinals in total, and five are higher than the ground. Three are lower than the ground. It had to be designed this way, because there were still many ultra-low people such as dwarves and gnomes.
The whole thatched house is filled with a noble and elegant fragrance. Don't doubt it, it's really the taste. I couldn't smell the other strange smells, because Xu Zheng went to the elf clan with a dead face and asked for the elven clan specialty, purified and refined the essential oil with two or three hundred kinds of flowers, and then let Abel sprinkle it in it very luxuriously.
The essential oil of the elf clan is famous in the whole Aris Continent, and it is rarely circulated, and the price is sky-high, but it is used like this by Xu Zheng. I don't know how many noble ladies will hit the wall with hatred when they know about it.
In a word. The results of this ultimate luxury are unparalleled. The true expression is that in addition to this noble and elegant fragrance in the thatched house. I can't smell anything else. No wonder the comrade who had revolutionized here said that it was a pleasure to squat here and read the newspaper while pulling.
Nordin stared at the urinal, thinking it was strange. So he asked, "What is this for?"
He said, "Urinate on it to prevent it from getting all over the floor." ”
Nordin was really stupid, and asked, "How do you use it?"
Xu Zhengda shouted: "Mu Chu, come and demonstrate!"
Xiao Chu is dressed as a Terran, which is completely different from Nordin's skirt and leather skirt, Nordin has a set of defender equipment, but he is reluctant to wear it, and it is still a beast skin skirt.
When I came to the pool, I was taking off my pants, and suddenly stopped my movements and listened intently.
Xu Zheng was stunned, and couldn't help but listen to the next door. I only heard Camilla's voice say, "Hey, both of you are here, it just so happens that I want to boo." ”
Luki's voice said heartily: "Shh ”
Star Badad's voice said, "I can't bear it...... Here is sprinkled with our clan's secret essential oil. ”
Luki said, "It's just right to use it here." This smell is so good, it smells better than in my room, Xu Zheng is a big deal, and the toilet is better than at home. ”
Camila snickered, "Why don't you come and live here?"
"Go!" said Luki.
After a sound of shredded clothes, Xing Badai said, "Huh, help me, I can't untie it." ”
Camila said, "Where? Oh, I'll help you." ”
Then came Starbadet's shy voice: "Ahhh Don't touch there. ”
Then there was the sound of Lucy and Camilla eating and laughing together, and Luki was still saying, "Don't move!"
Don't touch there? Where is that?
The older ones, like Forrester, immediately turned red and hurriedly withdrew. Bruce stood for a moment, and retreated in embarrassment. In the end, only Xu Zheng, Xiao Chu, Nordin, Angel, and Xiaoban remained, and Jimmy's seven young people were still wondering, where is it? What are you doing to keep people from moving?
The seven people looked at each other, and suddenly the collective monster screamed, and the nosebleed collapsed!
"Ahh
Star Badai ate and laughed: "If you scratch me, won't you let me scratch you?" Camilla, on!"
The three girls were laughing and laughing. I heard it red-faced, my heartbeat was not stopping, and my nosebleeds were long, and I couldn't figure out what I was doing over there, it was hazy and I felt very fragrant.
Jimmy suddenly came to his senses and roared, "Get out of here, that's my Ruki!"
There was an immediate response from the next door: "Who is your Ruki? Dead shemale, you cover my ears and roll away!"
Xu Zheng screamed, and escaped with the others. The first thing he did when he came out was to grab Sandodo's collar and shout with a nosebleed: "Immediately develop a soundproof material for me, immediately, immediately!"
Damn, this is still called a thatched house? It's a multi-person chat room!